/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11485343
sounds like she was waiting for it. wants the attention. cheeky cunt. nice knockers though lmao

>>11485343
>Whoa that lady has her boob out
>Continue eating

>>11485343
Mind my business because I'm not incel nor some thin skinned boomer.

>>11485343
Shall not be infringed

projectile vomit on her and her grossling

>>11485343
Tell the waiter its her birthday so she has to get on that saddle with her tits out.
>sips margarita

Stand up, whip out my dick and start jerking it while maintaining eye contact.

>>11485343
Ask if I could go next

>>11485343
>hey mother, want another?

>>11485343
Disregard and continue eating because I have a life.

>>11485356
This

>>11485343
Disgusting. I'd stop eating and refuse to pay. The last thing I want to see is some thing slurping milk from an attention whore showing off that she's spawned an entity to further the destruction of the planet. Have respect for other people and go hide your shame in the shitter, ffs.

>>11485370
>I have a life
>he said on Friday night on 4chan

>>11485356
>Stand up, whip out my dick and replace nipple with dick while maintaining eye contact.

>>11485347
>>11485349
>>11485370
That’s great. Can we make it socially acceptable for childless Stacey to flop her tits out in public for no other reason than that she has great tits and BTFO entitled breeder hucows and their leather satchel tiddies?

>>11485343
Tits bother me a lot less than crying children.

>>11485389
Don't let your dreams be memes anon the skys the limit

>>11485389
2 ethnic 4 me

>>11485350
lmao

>>11485389
In some places it is legal

>>11485343
I would stare. Like, obviously stare. Maybe lick my lips a little, tug on my crotch so she could see me. I'd make it clear that her naked tit was turning me on. She should realize why women don't expose their breasts in public.

>>11485441
>She should realize
90% of women today are legitimately mentally retarded.

>>11485343
Nothing. Breast feeding is entirely natural.

>>11485452
so is shitting

>>11485452
So is shitting but you don't do it at the table in a restaurant.

>>11485460
>>11485461
Because shitting is unsanitary and smells bad. Breastfeeding exposes a breast in a non-sexual manner.

>>11485343
wave down someone and order a milk

>>11485460
>>11485461
One is shitting and one is feeding a human being

>>11485466
So I could expose my penis in a non-sexual manner? How?

>>11485470
Children aren’t human.

>>11485474
feed your offspring.

Nothing because i dont care, i dont like making scenes, and baby is hungry

Do people seriously give a fuck about this? Must be some kind of Freudian anxiety.

I don't have a problem with boobs but babies are gross.

>>11485474
Penis is a sex organ, boobs have no purpose in sexual reproduction. Can't say i dont enjoy smackin around some floppy tots though

>>11485474
You do it all the time when you use a urinal or change in a locker room. You do this because there is a good practical reason to do so. Kind of like how one might expose a breast to feed a child. The penis is also a primary sexual organ, not a secondary sexual characteristic like a breast so it's a bit apples to oranges.

>>11485343
return to my steak and baked sweet potato, its not a big deal
there is a point where you just have to let shit go to not be driven insane by the idiocy of the general public, and years of customer service have trained me to not take anything personally

>>11485477
I’m a man and I’ve had women tell me to put a shirt on before. Why should some roastie get to flop her tits out inside a resturaunt without criticism if I can’t even go hiking shirtless on a HOT day without being criticized?
Let’s keep in mind that the cow in OP was basically just told “you’re making people uncomfortable” and the manager even tried to meet her halfway and she still made a stink.

>>11485510
Two wrongs make a right of course. Some loser didn't show you the respect you deserve so we should all act like prudes as revenge.

It’s again few law to tell someone to cover up? I thought freedom of speech was a thing in America?

>>11485514
I think you entirely missed the point.

She was just criticized. Heckled. She wasn’t even kicked out. Hucow breeders just don’t want any criticism in a culture that is increasingly opposed to having kids at all.

Why the fuck would I even be at a Texas Roadhouse in the first place?

I think women should be legally able to breastfeed in public. But I also think a business owner should be able to have whatever fucking rules he wants. If he says no breastfeeding, no breastfeeding; it's his property.

>>11485343
>MOMMY! MOMMY! ME NEXT MOMMY!
*tit sucking noises and gestures*

>>11485510
>i met a stupid lady once
>now i get to be stupid to all ladys

>a boomer complains instead of internalizing his displeasure and quietly allowing the world to be as it clearly already is

Whoulda thunk?

>>11485493
>boobs have no purpose in sexual reproduction
>smackin around some floppy tots
You contradicted yourself. So they are a sex organ.
>>11485474
Practical? It would be much more practical to relieve myself in a nearby potted plant. I wouldn't have to walk as far. Nobody has to look. It would be entirely non-sexual.

>>11485526
To see self-centered breeders flop their tits out.

>>11485526
Youre visiting your aunt and uncle and your little cousin Shannon happens to have just "graduated" from 6th grade, so youve all gone out to eat to celebrate, except its friday night so the cool local steakhouse has a long waiting list, and your uncle dashes across the street and proudly returns announcing, "No wait at Texas Roadhouse! That okay with you Anon?" You say "of course!" because youre being hosted.

Duh

The jews at the restaurant are actually mad because the baby is eating for free and not eating shit from the place
The manager is a lying jew piece of shit

>>11485517
The manager can say whatever he wants but he has no power to enforce his wish that she cover up, and so by physically placing a napkin on his customer he arguably was breaking the law.

>>11485522
Well, no, she had a stranger touch her and her child without permission.

>>11485526
Because you're an overweight flyover woman apparently.

>>11485542
Look at this fag trying to be Been Shapiro

>>11485570
Look at this fag with no response. I accept your apology and agree that you are a retard.

>>11485343
I wouldn't care, but could be unappetizing for others. It is a place of business (not public) so the owner or acting manager should decide.

>>11485548

Then you take Shannon into the bathroom.

>>11485343
I really don't care about this issue and I don't understand people who do. I don't really look at other people much when I'm out, and I'd rather a woman breastfeed her baby than to hear said baby screeching its head off.

>>11485493
Nice larp

>>11485570
>implying Ben is anti boob

>>11485343
I can do what I want on your private property! They made it into law!

>>11485468
this but do it loud enough so she can hear it

>>11485604
>yeah bro just go rape and murder that guy
>it's all good, we're on my private property

>>11485343
first time i met my wifes family her older sister had her top and bra pulled up with both heavy knockers out breast feeding her new born. personally i enjoy seeing random pairs of tits out in the wild and i remember these moments fondly.

I'm a mature adult so I wouldn't care. Most of ck isn't so you can understand the responses.

>>11485343
i call next!

>>11485604
>private property
>this means any and all laws that govern the land surrounding it are null and void
>welcome to the murderzone

>>11485629
This, but without the sarcasm.
/ck/ is an AnCap board, mate.

>>11485381
>replace nipple with dick
Wait, what the fuck man

>>11485470
>>11485466
Then don't use the "muh nature" argument, dorks

>>11485343
whatever, the little boss can have it meal when he wants to, stop being so sensible

My mother was a lactation consultant. I wouldn't do anything unless someone tries to start shit about it.
Breadtfed babies are healthier and smarter. Breastfeed your kids unless you want a sickly dummy for a child.

>>11485615
Yep, apparently you've never heard of "castle law" which authorizes you to shoot and kill anyone on your property. It's an extension of 2nd ammendment rights. Most red states have it.

>>11485492
This. I want to smash it's skull. And because there are people like me out here, you should probably keep your children at home where it's safe.

>>11485674
>My mother was a lactation consultant
lol. and proud we all are of her achievements

>>11485693
just like you're proud for being queer