/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>11472783
A Japanese omelette is just French style on rice bruh. You posted fucking egg cake.

>>11472783
both gay

>>11472783
Jap ones have an interesting thick texture and are sweet. French have a gooey texture and are savory. Apples and oranges

Never had a good omelette in my life. Tasteless trash. When will the rest of the world realize how god tier breakfast sandwiches are

>>11472824
you never had egg foo yung?

>>11472783
They're both okay. I almost feel like they're missing the true ideal purpose of the omelette though, which best functions as a leftovers vehicle on the weekends for what was left over earlier in the week. An omelette that's just egg alone seems like a waste of egg that'd be better boiled or scrambled

they're evolving

>>11472855
Holy shit. How.

>>11472851
>better boiled or scrambled
what the fuck are you talking about you dumb cunt

>>11473061
cook fold in half seal cut open stuff

retard

>>11473068
jesus fucking Christ, America lmao

Thai omelettes are pretty awesome if you can find a restaurant willing to make it. There are a couple good restaurants that make that in NYC, just don't ask during a real crowded time since it takes time to clean out the wok from that, the chef of asked me once on a crowded weekend night to order something else which I gladly did, I didn't realize at the time that it takes a lot of time to clean the wok out after making a Thai omelette.

>>11472824
>he’s never had a perfectly cooked butter garlic French omelette on a fresh baked croissant with sharp white cheddar

Best of both worlds

>>11473161
>omelette are good if they’re used as part of a sandwich
Yeah, sure

>>11473068
ayyyy her titty popped out

>>11473068

>>11473174
If you actually had a perfectly cooked French omelette and not some overcooked diner garbage I know you’d see the light

>>11472783
French ommlete is better on its own with seasonings etc but the Japanese omlette over some seasoned rice and slightly undercooked egg is awesome

>>11473114
Yeah, look at all those "Americans"
Well, I guess they are if we get pedantic and talk about continents rather than nations, but you know what I meant.

>>11472783
For me it's a very runny French one. Takes seconds to make so it's one of my go-to latenight snacks that I really shouldn't be having.
Just a little cheese in there, if anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s10etP1p2bU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9B22Ii7-eE

>>11473068
Why can't Americans attend school without committing violence?

>>11473161
dude i haven't eaten breakfast today out of a self-imposed miser challenge, you're killing me here

>>11472824
Tasteless? You can't tell what an egg takes like?

>>11472824
haha dude what

>>11473156
>I'll have the omelette please
>No
>O-o-kay Thai fried rice

>>11473220
Sounds like a you-problem, blog it.

>>11473203
he used hand sanitizer before that right?

>>11472824
lmao

>>11473209
>runny
>french
hahaha yeah no shit, they're good at that.

>>11473603
It's so strange to be how much you Americans rag on the French.
Are you even taught about their role in securing your independence?
I guess the whole "surrender monkeys" meme is mainly from WW2 but I never see you say the same about the Polish or the Dutch or the Danish.
UK held out against Germany because of the English Channel. If they had been connected by land they would have been taken in the early blitz same as the rest.

This thread made me go out and buy eggs and cheese. I'll have omelettes with the last few slices of a swineroast from the other day tomorrow I think.

>>11473203
>handles money then stuffs same hand into food

>>11473620
It's just jealousy over the fact france has a history and culture and mutts do not.

>>11473620
>UK held out against Germany because of the English Channel.
That and the fact they gained air superiority. The Germans never attempted to cross in the end.

>>11473620
little bitch post, i can hear the white flag waving

>>11473620
dont let the big bad mutt get to you, Jean-Phillipe

>>11472824
Every restaurant I've been to and ordered an omelet, it has never been good. Yet every time I make them at home, they are delicious.

>>11473620
fuck up frog yuropoor, without us you would be speaking german or russian now, and this is how you thank us?
lets see what happens to france the next time someone invades, im sure macrons 'euro army' will be very capable kek
that being said, at the current rate of immigration there might not be a france left to defend anyway

>>11473701
cont:
i hope you like the taste of halal omletes

>>11473701
>implying the US forces aren’t majority spics and blacks
Kek. You lost the immigration battle a long time ago.

>>11473620
Ironic really since France is one of the few countries with balls enough to stand up to commander-in-chief bone spur who was afraid of melting in the drizzle so refused to honor those who sacrificed themselves in WWI.

The Monte Cristo surpasses all other meals as the perfect breakfast food. A shot of espresso and a cigarette is not a meal, but I'm not going to eat a fucking pile of meat and greasy shit first thing in the morning. It gives you a strong savory feeling without being heavy, and it's easy to make and it. I firmly believe that western society was built by people who ate Monte Cristos in the morning, and is being destroyed by people who eat cereal and eggos.

>>11473701
I'm not French, mate. I just think it's strange that the US should go so hard on them. Harder than on the English, whom you fought for your independence with the aid of the French.
Yeah, things are getting a bit too Halal in Euroland, though. You've got me there, Juan.

>>11473620
>When you build an impenetrable line of defense but belgium is like "Hold my beer" and fucks over almost the entirety of Europe

France was just militarily unfortunate from WWI on. They couldn't fucking figure out trenches until the war ended, then they were like okay, never again, we are gonna build the best defenses the world has ever fucking seen. And they did, the Maginot line was beautiful. The problem is that Germany had developed and implemented mechanized infantry by this point, and just went around it. Again, normally this wouldn't be a problem because their supply lines would be so long that an invasion would just end with them getting cut off and killed, but they just went straight in to Paris. Basically every single person in France was caught standing their with their dick in their hands trying to figure out what the fuck just happened and wrap their heads around the fact that they lost the war in thirty ish days.

It impossible for Germany to win WWII though, they could never have occupied Russia because it's too fucking big and the Russians were fighting to the last man from day one, there's no way they could have crossed the channel, and the idea of them attacking the United States is laughable. They could never have held Africa so the Allies would always have a beach head into Europe, and we could shovel troops and equipment onto that beach head until the end of time. D-Day was just icing on the cake.

Pls don't, this thread was about fucking omelettes

>>11473752
We appreciate French help but the only reason that the Fench helped us was because they were at war with the British at the time and it deflected British war efforts to the US instead of to France.
Don't fool yourself, France woudn't have given a living shit about the US otherwise.

>>11473800
Dubs of truth

>>11473763
>implying a real Belgian would even put his beer down

>>11473807
Isn't Duvel called "wife beaters" because the majority of people that drink that Belgian swill beat their wives?

>>11473823
Wife Beater is Stella Artois not Duvel.

>>11473831
Yup, I stand corrected, that's Stellas.

>>11473823
I wish I had a wife. I'd only beat her sometimes ;__;

>>11473844
Sometimes women need "correction."

>>11473725
>hating trump
Yikes

>>11473277
I've never had egg on a stick, no

>>11473701
Stop believing /pol/ memes

Japan knows their shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFAddL8g8mw

>>11473620
thanks for ruining the thread

Wew I thought those were ants eating the surrender omelette while not touching the nip one. Which also looks like shit.

>>11473983
Wven the POTUS has bought into them

French better, dont fall for the sweet omlette meme

>>11472783
That Japanese omelette has been folded 1000 times by an elderly, blind master eggsmith

>>11474277
You're welcome, buddy

>>11473666
based satan putting frogs in their place

>>11472783
neither

>>11474018
Yeah right, they know how to sneak attack and torture PoWs and setup rape camps.

>>11475465
>dried herbs

>>11473156
>takes a lot of time to clean
No it doesn't. He was just lazy.

I cook at a Thai place every weekend. Those omelettes take about two minutes to prep, cook, plate, and garnish. Cleaning the wok takes 45 seconds.

I mean, whatever, maybe dude was low on eggs or something

>>11472785
This. They use more sugar than a water.

French style is the best.

>>11476497
Here's what she looked like on the plate. Nailed it.

>>11475469
Is that why it looks so brittle?

>>11473111
no you are the retard the rice is formed into that shape and a round flat omlette is placed on top the edgesof the omlette are folded under the rice and the top is cut
try to cook a hollow omlette and see where you get

>>11477264
actually the rice is put on top of the omelet in the pan, sides are folded in then it's flipped onto the plate then can be shaped more with a paper towel while it's hot
source: made omelet rice 8 times this week

>>11473203
Goddamn these people are dirty as shit.

I made a ton of Japanese curry rice (beef) and used leftovers to make omelette rice this morning. Demi-glace sauce on top. Aimed to make omelette like 11474018 and it turned out fucking tasty

Omelettes suck. They are too eggy

>>11472790
>compares two things
"you just can't compare them"

>>11477424
he didn't claim one was better than the other

>>11477424
>apples are crisp and crunchy with a powdery texture, oranges are soft and tangy and much more juicy

>>11473662
>>11473620

Stop projecting your insecurities.You literally bask in american culture 24/z and only the most bastardized end of it. It is YOU frenchfags who keeping lashing out in frustration at the US because of how it dominates international geo politics and not you. so fuck off, no one cares about your """""history and culture""""" because you are BEHIIIIND BITCH!

>>11472783
Between those two French even thoug I live in Japan.

>>11473823
>when you can't handle your beer and beat your wife

>>11476497
it's omelette AU fromage, not 'du'

>>11477933
>he didn't get the reference
Fuckin' zoomer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA

>>11472783
Why make an omelette when you can make scrambled eggs

>>11476501
Good work anon! That's actually quite nice looking

Prouda you buddy :)

>>11480025
and why make scrambled eggs when you can make fried eggs

>>11480133
Cause fried eggs taste like shit

>>11480176
"I have garbage taste and I'm a garbage person"

Thats you. Thats what you sound like you uncultured fuck

>>11473203

>be pajeet
>shid an fard and wipe with hand
>handle money that other pajeets shitty hands touched
>mix up food with shitty hand
>put into newspaper pocket

superpower by 2020

>>11473662
>>>11473620
>It's just jealousy over the fact france has a history and culture and mutts do not.
>countries legal documents lazily mimic America's

Hmmm

Eggs are disgusting in general.

>>11480801
Your mum's pucci is disgusting in general.

>>11480482
I thought it was superpower by 2015 or did they bump it up 5 years when it didnt happen?

>>11477822
congratulations you just compared apples and oranges

>>11473807
this
t. Belgian

>>11473666
based

>>11472824
this, except they're not tasteless, they just taste bad

Eggs taste SHIT on their own, only good to use with other things

>>11476425
Yeah maybe, that was a place I used to go to a lot and was always packed with people so the one time they asked me to order something else I had no problem with that.

>>11477424
He described them

>>11472783
OP at least post the clips

>>11472783
>>11484794

>>11473734
Apple pie is the perfect breakfast food.