/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11479648
Big old turkeys are dry and tasteless shit birds.
Unless you're feeding 12 or more just get the smallest bird you can find.

>smaller families
>zoomers are the incel generation
Incels are ruining everything.

>>11479648
>wasteful leftovers
>stupid retards can't look up recipes that use Thanksgiving leftovers
Absolute idiots.

>leftovers
Poorfags

>>11479648
leftovers are the best part of Thanksgiving

>>11479701
>eating leftover shit
Yikes, eat fresh food you flyover fuck

>>11479648
Are millennials really gay?

>>11479726
>flyover

who hurt you?

>>11479648
at that point just get a goose right

>>11479730
>who hurt you?
>>>/reddit/

>>11479737
>>>/reddit/

oh sweet summer child...

>growing guilt over wasteful leftovers
how the fuck is this even real like nigga just eat your food haha

seriously though, what the fuck? do americans just munch on bone once and immediately discard it because "picking" the bone too clean makes you look like starving dog or something? my parents always told me to never waste food, gotta pick those bones clean

I prefer ham

>>11479726
Californian, retard. Not even snobbish people waste leftovers. They didnt get rich by wasting.

>>11479742
Why are you reddit spacing?

>>11479701
>>11479719
>>11479757
Absolutely disgusting. It doesn't cost that much to just buy food. Storing leftovers is barely a step above dumpster diving. There's literally nothing wrong with throwing out food you don't finish. Despite what your parents might have told you throwing out food doesn't make world hunger any worse.

>>11479760
wow, just wow

>>11479757
That's why people are eating smaller turkeys, to not waste. Idiot

I'm not a millennial but it's just my wife and I because we weren't selfish or cruel enough to shit out filthy spawn to further the destruction of the planet, so a 15-20lb turkey would absurd. We just splurge on an air chilled organic heritage breed roasting chicken with dressing, mashed potatoes, butternut squash soup, salad, succotash and sometimes I make a pecan pie. Megacorporate factory turkey farmers can shove it up their greedy asses, I'm with millennials on this one.

>>11479866
This. This year its just my wife and my parents with some family friends. My mom and I both want to do a turkey so we are each doing a small one with variety.

>>11479648
when my family has an abundance of left overs it typically gets eaten you bunch of fucking faggots

I grew up poor. My mom would get us a bunch of cornish hens so we could all have our own "little turkey". I actually like this better than a traditional turkey to this day.

>>11479686
Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

>>11479686
Women are to blame. They all think they deserve a 10 who's 6'3 and makes high six figures.

>>11479648
Do people actually read that shit?

>>11479957
spoken like a true foreveralone

>>11479946
Probably because Turkey fucking sucks.

>>11479983
Yeah, I suppose. The dark meat is the only "valuable" part that's worth picking at. The rest is flavorless dry soup-fodder.

>>11479957
cringe

>>11479973
Takes one to know one
>>11479995
t. entitled feminist

>>11479983
>>11479992
>>11479676
>not brining and make it sous vide with fresh herbs

Yikes, imagine dismissing turkey without cooking it to perfection.

>>11479648
>be me
>see pic related
>buy this
>literally only have to reheat the turkey and some sides
>still have leftovers
>get to relax

But oh no I should spend 8 hours cooking and prepping shit

>>11480000
Nice diggits. Stick around on the ol' chan and keep them coming

>>11479648
>plebs still eat turkey for thanksgiving

Prime rib master race.

>>11479676
This, my family rarely has turkey on Thanksgiving, rotisserie chicken and pork shoulder all the way

>>11480014
Sous vide is just a 2018 trend. Had the immersion cooker not come out this year, nobody would even know what or how it's done. Don't act like it's anything more than a glorified way to poach shit.

>>11479973
married to the love of my life for over 6 years. good try though.

>>11479648
>tfw family is getting big enough to have two full sized turkeys for thanksgiving

>>11480054
Pretty sure I bought my immersion circulator around 3 years ago.

>>11479726
It's called being a decent human being.

>>11480054
Agreed. Sous vide is terrible. Just had both steak and chicken prepared as such this week and they were both tasteless and dry.

>>11479726
>not making an open face turkey-potato-stuffing sandwich the day after Thanksgiving
This year I'm thankful to not be you.

>>11479806
"Just throw away your money, you can get more"
At least you're successful in getting replies

>murder is fine if the turkey had a few extra feet to wallow in misery

>>11479760
You’re the redite. Fuck off.

>>11480165
>murder
Turkey lives matter!

>>11479648
I'm making a mock meat with Vital Wheat Gluten. It's going to be delicious, and no animals will have to suffer. win win.

>>11479946
>Grew up poor
>Buying lots of expensive little birds instead of one big crappy one
Huh?

>>11479760
Reddit spacing has got to be the shittiest argument in the history of this site.
At least it's a good way to tell who's opinions don't matter.

>>11480204
They weren't expensive in the early 90's. Usually $3/bird. For a family of three, that was cheap af. Looks like you can get a two-pack at walmart these days for $8. That's still a cheaper option at $16 for two packs.

Like I said, we were poor.

>>11480067
What state gave you faggots a marriage license?

>>11480252
1/10. You can do better.

>>11479676
t. Doesn't know how to cook a turkey properly

>>11479806
Is this what unadulterated dipshittery looks like?

>>11479726
>wasting food
This is what's wrong with you boomer faggots.

>>11480165
I'll show you murder bitch

>>11480014
Turkey cooked to perfection is still less delicious than chicken cooked to mediocrity. Fuck off with your meme bird.

>>11479726

>not reheating leftover gravy and turkey in the pan and eating it with egg noodles the next day