/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11479277

>>11479277
Why not both

>>11479277
Mix mayo, ketchup, and cayenne

>>11479277
I hope he won because you’re fucking retarded

>>11479277
How bad did you get your ass kicked, fag?

I bet your roommate mayo'd all over your face after he kicked your ass

>>11479404
Lol op btfo by his roommate and then by females on /ck/
Not your finest moment huh champ?

>being so insecure you refuse to eat anything remotely resembling semen

Do you niggers shy away from milk and ice cream aswell?

>>11479422
I got nothing against gays, but you sound like a huge fag

>>11479422
i've seen lots of threads shittalking milk, so, yes. Also explains the Soy obsession

>>11479422
I personally just avoid any liquids and anything that's white in colour, seems to be working well so far.

>>11479277
Who the fuck is that insecure about food

>>11479422
If you eat ice cream or milk, you're a communist.

>>11479513
Ubre Blanca

>>11479277
You're both wrong, mustard is the best condiment for fries.

>>11479516
I too watched that one jewtoob vid on Castro's dairy obsession

>>11479277
>he doesn't eat fry sauce

>anything other than malt vinegar

>>11479287
lots of tough shit for a guy who got KO'd by some twink manlet in the 1st round

Once you’ve dipped the fries in tarter sauce you’re fucked

>>11479681
i'd like malt vinegar if it wasn't so thin. it's like i have to submerge and leave my fry in it for a few seconds for any to stay attached and not slip off

>>11479720
he got his revenge match in bed

>>11479277
No thanks, its whataburger or siratcha ketchup for me

>>11479868
If your malt vinegar is too thin then why don't you use an egg yolk to emulsify it with some oil?

the dutch have perfected the art of fries and this is the answer
don't @ me

Ketchup and mayo are kinda leveled, but the ultimate condiment for fries is mustard
If you haven't tried it ever, try it /ck/, first time I did I was mindblown that it wasn't more popular it's fucking perfect

I don't use any sauce for fries.
Is that so uncommon?

>>11480470
No, it's not uncommon in San Francisco.

>>11480377
kanker gekkehuis.
AH zuigt ballen.

@11480377
>the dutch
>clearly labeled "American"

>>11479287
based

>>11480377
Okay. What the fuck is it?

>>11479277
things that never happened: the thread (7456874th boring shit edition)

>>11481242
First day on /ck/, champ?

>>11481146
less fat mayo with a sweeter taste, dill and small bits of chopped raw onion

>>11480969
sorry I'm not a faggot that shops at Aldi or Jumbo

>>11481130
there's also filet american, i have no idea we have a bunch of foods that have american in their name that have absolutely nothing to do with US

>>11480342
based

>>11479277
maybe get a damn grip, idiot. I dont know much about you but the very FACT you can literally trade blows to a household compatriot makes me believe you are imbecilic and incredibly incorrigible.

>>11479277

You're not wrong, but honestly if it matters so much to you that you're willing to let a disagreement over it escalate into a fist fight, then you've probably got deeper issues than what to dip your fried potatoes in.

>>11479422
Yes. It's only acceptable to drink the milk of a cow if you or a member of your family milks it.
If you have to bow your "milk" from stores, it's not milk.

>>11481463
I want this product in my local stores right now.

>>11479277
>Just mayo.
>Not mayo with dill relish mixed in.
What the fuck, Anon?

>>11481722
big word hurt head >_<

ranch.

Mayo is the worst condiment for fries. Fries are already greasy enough without adding straight oil to them. You need something tangy and acidic to cut through the overwhelming grease, like vinegar, ketchup, or mustard.

>>11479277
mayo is so disgustingly typical white people food

>>11482079
once upon a time i was as naive as you

>>11482231
t. bbc-sauce connoisseur

>>11479277

Chili and cheese goes with fries.

If your cum looks like mayo, you have a problem.

>>11479379
this

>>11482079
What kind of shitty mayo do you cretins have if it takes like nothing but fucking oil?

>>11479277

Curry mayo is best frites mayo

>>11482231
omg icky!!!! white people food!!!!!

>>11480377
>niet Remia
anon aub

Whats the little stick for?

If your mayonnaise has anything else than egg yolk, vinegar, oil, salt and pepper (maybe mustard and lemon juice too) then it's shit mayo that shouldn't be on fries. Americans think mayo is disgusting on fries and rightly so because their mayo is full of sugar that kills the acidity of the sauce. That goes for the tasteless dutch too, fucking sweet mayo.

>>11480462
mustard is way too strong for fries, it's only really good with meats

>>11482857
>Americans think mayo is disgusting on fries and rightly so because their mayo is full of sugar

The fuck are you talking about? Fucking dunce.

>>11482871
What the fuck didn’t you understand? American store bought mayo has sugar in it. It’s diagusting and tastes nothing like homemade mayo.

>>11479886
>>11479720
>>11479287
>>11481135
cuck manga

>>11482876
You are being disingenuous you little dumb shit. It’s like saying American brownies all contain thc. Do some? Sure. All? Nah fuck off.

>>11482888
Every mainstream brand has it. I shouldn’t have said American, because most commercial brands in Europe do as well.

>>11482072

Only sane person in this thread

>>11482896
Nope

>>11482231

I always see black people dip their fries in mayo

>>11479277
mate, you're an absolute fucking freak you fucking swamp german

>>11480377
I have no idea why we have this meme of calling products 'American' when I doubt Americans have ever heard of the fucking things.

>>11482903
Alright, show us a mainstream brand of mayo without sugar

>>11479277
Mustard is the superior option.

>>11483379
Fuck you.

>mayo
Close. It's tartar.

>>11479277
>eating mayo
tartar is superior

>>11479277
Good mayo is better than usual catsup, but usual catsup is better than usual mayo.

>>11479277
homosexual and disgusting
the patrician choice is pepper

>>11480462
honey mustard on fries es el rey

>>11483343

>>11480462
Good mustard is great on a lot of foods that most people don't normally think to put mustard on. The problem is that most mustard isn't very good.

>>11479277
>when your house is on the belgian/german border

>>11483593
based

>>11479277
>needing a condiment with your fries
Sounds like you're eating shitty fries.

>>11479277
bbq sauce

>>11486689
condiments complement, faggot

>>11486707
How's that ketchup with your steak?

>>11486712
Absolutely fantastic, I can hear faint screeching every time I take a bite

>>11479422
Donald Trump is obese.

>>11486972
All the better to represent his country.

>>11479379
mayo and ketchup is a godly combo, but ive never tried it with cayenne, ill try it next time.

>>11481463
sounds good as fuck

>>11480377
Dutch make the worst mayo, they fucking make it sweet! Belgians have the best mayo

>>11482857
Can't agree more.Dutch mayo is filthy disgusting sweet crap.

>>11479358
This. They're both great and only having one is disappointing.

>>11481463
Like tartar sauce?

>>11482876
>sugar
>not high-fructose corn syrup

>>11487403
FRUCTOSE

Tar-tare is greatest. Then tomato sauce, lemon, then vinegar. Nothing else is acceptable. Mayo isn't good enough.

>>11479277
OPs pic gave me overly soft poo poo just gazing at it

>>11479422
I work with someone who has a literal phobia of mayonnaise.

When I subtly suggested I could only see their extreme reaction of disgust being because it vaguely resembles semen, everyone promptly wrote me off as being absurd.

Glad

>>11479828
This

>>11480342
Not that anon, but I never thought to do this with anything, although it might be hard getting Ivar’s to likely me back into their kitchen.

>>11480377
It doesn’t tell us much. Is it a mix of mayo and ketchup? Mayo, ketchup and spices? Mayo and spices?

>>11482072
This

>>11483593
that a lot of wasarbee

>>11482719
>Niet oliehoorn.

>>11486707
compliments are for faggots

>>11483308
you do the same

>>11479277
Compared to what, ketchup? If anything they're equal. Same with ranch dressing or Japanese curry.

>>11483379
Your picture makes me smile.

>>11487884
Fuck spicy mayo

>>11487921
Cool.

>>11479277
it's garlic mayo desu.

>>11487222
>>11487219
>>11484203
>>11483343
>>11482888
>>11482876
>>11482857
What type of mayo are you people eating that it tastes sweet? I think Best Foods might have a tiny pinch of sugar but it doesn’t taste sweet whatsoever.

Are you fags eating Miracle Whip and calling it mayonnaise? You realize these aren’t the same things right? Miracle Whip is a disgusting imitation of mayonnaise.

>>11479277
I like hot sauce on my fries

>not combining them into fry sauce
bow to the fucking king

>>11479277
i will die claiming that ketchup is the best condiment for fries

>>11479828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ksWm6Evo_Q

>putting mayo ON the fries
>not dipping the fries in mayo
cursed image

>>11487456
see
>>11481463

>>11482319
Yes desu nothing better. Hot sauce works in a pinch tho.

>>11486972
Barack Obama is a nigger.

>>11483379
based.

>>11479277
Wow, I had to get a restraining order against my husband because he beat me unconscious when I said the same thing. Are you married?

>>11479277
Remia frites sausse or joppiesause > standard majo

>>11479277
I usually mix mayo with a little bit of curry powder and cayenne.

Not that I know if anyone else enjoys things that way, but i find it to be a nice blend.

>>11488716
>Arguing with your husband
What's it like to live in sin?