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Carlo Rossi is my nigga Burgundy is the best

Not op but was wondering if you still get the same health benefits from boxed wine than from fancy expensive bottle wines. Gf is on my ass about being healthy so i told her i'd switch from spirits to wine

>>11476101
alcohol has no health benefits man

I felt a psychological sting of WDs just looking at that shit.

>>11476089
Cheapest way to get drunk pretty much. None of it really tastes that great so I like to cut it with some water and ice to make it extra slammable. Unfortunately the heart-burn will catch up with you.

>>11476093
I like the Chablis. Pairs nicely with linguine and clam sauce. I usethis recipe from BA: https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/best-linguine-and-clams

>$10 bottle marked up to $30 at the state liquor monopoly

How's a man supposed to have a spot of fun with the lads with this sort of nonsense

>>11476103
https://www.webmd.com/diet/features/health-benefits-wine
U were saying?

>>11476103
it makes the existential dread go away so fuck off

Boxed wine is the cheapest way to get drunk where I live. And it tastes a hell of a lot better than malt liquor or cheap vodka.

>>11476120
Bible-belter detected. Went and visited the old south last summer and holy fuck you alcohol is expensive. You can't even drink away your misery of living in a shit state

>>11476132
What state? I live in Mississippi and alcohol here is pretty cheap.

>>11476136
Visited Kentucky Tennessee and new Orleans. Bought a cousin of mine a 1.75 of evans williams and paid over $50 for it. By comparison, i can get a 750 of evans for $20 here in cali

>>11476143
1.75 i ment

>>11476089
me and a girl i knew bought a jug just like that when we were like 22 or something, barely remember shit, but i ended up at my moms house at some point and puked red stringy barf all over the toilet, some of it made it inside.

Having said that, I think you could have an ok time with it if you ate some fruit and drank water that day, and didn't mix it with beer and other drinks in the same night.

>>11476121
It’s still bad for you idiot. It’s like putting a vitamin in a cigarette.

>>11476234
Your understanding of health is worse than a middle school kid who just sat through a D.A.R.E. presentation and believed it

>>11476093
fpbp. Just had a chugalugjug of Burgundy the other day. My shit's been purple for days.

>>11476089
Carlo Rossi is pretty foul, but after a few rocks glasses who cares. I like their CabSav but haven't found it in stores in a long time. The Burgundy is exactly what you want to accompany pastas with marinara sauce or a steak dish. I like Paisano, it's VERY easy drinking. I've never tried any of their white wines.

Tbhwy CR is pretty underrated. I imagine the quality is near to or better than what the ancient Greeks drank, unmixed.

>>11476325

>>11476101
you would need to drink red wine daily, over the course of years, to get the resveritrol benefits.

this chink fooled even the biggest wine experts by buying and selling his own home-mixed fake french wine:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPUYuwSRwB8

>>11476103
wrong, it helps with circulation
and stress reduction is arguably a health benefit.

>>11476143
wow, thought whiskey would be cheap in those states. fucking taxes, man.

>>11476234
>It’s still bad for you
[citation needed]

>>11476354
Top-tier review of Rossi jug wine. That Paisano is liquid panty remover.

Also, when I was a kid, I was an altar boy. Didn't get molested at all. But we did get very drunk on the unconsecrated communion wine. Carlo Rossi burgundy.

boxed wine like franzia is better than CR, which is nig-tier. if you must drink CR then soak fresh-cut orange and apple slices in it. mellows it out and the fruit absorbs all the unwanted "congeners"

drinking too much of any bottom-shelf shit will fuck you up. mid-tier vodka like Finlandia is better value.

>>11476101
A small amount of alcohol has been shown to be beneficial to the cardiovascular system. That benefit is negated once you've had more than a drink or two. If you drink like that, a big jug or box of wine will turn to vinegar long before it's finished.

>>11476401
Ha

>>11476396
They call it "sinners tax". Fuck the bible belt. Even commie cali's know lifes a bitch and give their citizens a break

>>11476132
Alcohol is very cheap in louisiana. $6 fifths of cheap vodka, $12.50 for 5L of franzia, 2 for $2.50 25oz beers, etc.

>>11476898
Must have just been in NOLA then

>>11476401
*blocks your path*

>>11476121
is it actually the alcohol in the wine that leads to the benefits though? or just some other compound?

i'm assuming it has nothing to do with the alcohol because people always say a glass of wine a day has positive effects for the heart and shit, but i've never heard people say the same thing about beer or whiskey

>>11476128
this

>>11477031
>Chosen wines
Those things are like syrup.

>>11476089
Is what I use for cooking

only the sickest cunts drink goon

>>11478777
I use cheap box wine for cooking, usually. It lasts a lot longer than jug wine after opening. I usually buy the 5L Franzia and it sits in my pantry for ~6 months.

>>11476143
I live in KY. A fifth (metric fifth = 750ml) of Evan Williams is $11.00 here with tax.

>>11476401
>liquid panty remover
>alter boy didn't get molested tho
>just very drunk on liquid panty remover
Umm anon perhaps things happened that you're less than aware of...

>>11476806
Not if you're drinking with a group...

>>11477031
My wife loves the chosen wine

>>11479113
Okay, if you have your 26 friends over to have one glass of wine for your cardiovascular health, the 4L jug of Carlo Rossi might be your best bet.

>>11476143
TN here, Evan Williams is $25/1.75 ltr anywhere you go. Stop buying liquor out of the trunk of someone's car you underaged faggot

I saw a guy down a whole jug of that shit at a house party once

>>11479225
>26 friends over
Breh if we're inviting them too ill need another bottle for my cousins and one for my aunts and uncles and parents. I guess we'll set up extra tables outside for everyone.

>>11479639
That man quite possibly experienced one of the worst hangovers in human history.

>>11479659
He probably unironically died

>>11476143
NC here, just bought a fifth of EW Black label for 13 bucks. Stop lying you underage faggot.

>>11476108
>>11476108

shaky shaky anon

>>11476143
I don't believe you.

For me, it's Franzia

>>11479659
I drank 5 liters of Franzia chillable red in a 16 hour span and agree with this post. Worst part is I ended up unexpectedly having to drive ten hours the next day when I could barely open my eyes.

>>11480971
suicide is always on the table

>>11481038
I'd have probably done it if I had the balls that day but I don't drink anymore.

>>11476387
>memes make me not look like a big stoopy dum dum xD

>>11481068
>killing yourself because you over-drank for one night

Never read something as stupid as this, desu.

>>11481131
Its odd because when I read that post I thought he was pretty clearly implying he had other issues and the booze was making it worse but now im pretty sure I was just projecting. Fuck which is it?

>>11476089
It's not from a jug but it might as well be.
I think pic related is actually pretty good.

>>11481131
> one night

makin' some fuckin' assumptions there, pard'

>>11476103
reduces anxiety. Can buy it without a prescription unlike a benzo

>>11481164
Get back in your hole fuckstick.

>>11476089
Boxed wines are getting better with lines like bota box

>>11481291
Bota, Pour Haus, and Black Box are all perfectly decent for a simple glass or two of wine, without taking into account food pairings.
>>11481161
>Three-buck Chuck
It's the best at that price. Which isn't saying much, considering the competition is Barefoot, Boone's Farm, and fucking Richard's Wild Irish Rose.

Picture is not related.

>>11476089
I've had some jug chianti that was good enough for making syrups with, but I have not found any jugged wine that I would enjoy a glass of.
There are some palatable boxed wines that I know of.

>>11481152
This is correct.

>>11476089
my uncle makes jarred wine for our parish priest. yes, he is Italian.

>>11481482
kek I wonder if your uncle will get arrested too when one of the alter boys tells on the priest for getting them drunk and buttfucking them.

>>11481496
our pastor might be a drunk, but he's no child molester.

>>11481482
Real Italian or Amerimutt Italian?

>>11481502
he grew up in Italy. why do you think he does this?

>>11481507
Does he shart in the mart now?

>>11481517
did you already finish masturbating to getting invaded by the United States? seems like you're in the post-ejaculation depreciating phase.

I unironically like hobo wine mixed with diet coke on ice.

>>11481600
That's fucked dude.

>>11481291
Most estate wineries will put some in a bag for you if you are buying bulk for an event like a wedding. Its just a better way of packaging booze.

>>11481600
Fix your life

>>11476089
For me, it's Carlo Rossi Paisano.

>>11481496
In most states, it's perfectly legal to make wine at home. 100 gallons a year. Selling it or distilling it raises all sorts of problems.

>>11481600
>>11481617
>>11482856

Cheap red wine and coke is popular amongst Basques and in S. America, called a Kalimotxo. It sounds weird as fuck but it's actually great. 1:1 wine:cola is standard but I make it more 2:1

>>11483718
>Basques
>human
Nice joke mate

>>11476143
>Visited Kentucky Tennessee and new Orleans. Bought a cousin of mine a 1.75 of evans williams and paid over $50 for it

You got jewed, HARD. I live in middle TN and a fifth of Evan Williams green label is $9.99 down the street. I imagine a handle would probably be around $18-22.

Where the fuck did you buy it from?

It's for depressed college aged girls.

The image of this smallish woman walking to my check out line and putting two of jugs of wine on my belt will stick with me forever. I asked her if she was having a party and quickly snapped "no, my boyfriend broke up with me." I advised her to be careful but she seemed determined to drink both jugs that night.

>>11481600
I had a friend who lived in France for a while and he said it wasn't uncommon for kids to add a splash of lemon-lime soda to cheap white wine. Adding a bit of Sierra Mist to Franzia chardonnay really brightens it up and makes it much easier to drink. You don't want to add too much or else the soda will overpower the wine.

I was looking at the gallon wine jugs today at the liquor store but I couldn't decide so I left without anything. What's a good wine for Beef Bourguignon? I don't really drink wine so I have very little knowledge about it. I figure that should use a good portion of it. Not sure what else to cook with it, any ideas for that? I honestly want the jug too because I can't find any gallon glass apple juice jugs to homebrew with.

>>11484755
>You don't want to add too much or else the soda will overpower the wine.
Yes, and heaven forefend any overpowering of the sensual experience that is Franzia chardonnay.

>>11484718
Found the incel

>>11482856
Wash your dick

>>11476093
Bossi with the Rossi on Friday Night my nigga. First it's sips then it's spins then you wake up under a pine tree covered in dew

>>11476089
There's nothing else to play goon of fortune with.

>>11485001
pls respond. Thinking of going with 4L of the Rossi Burgundy. Is it good for just drinking or does it shine in certain meals?

>>11486281
I think it goes well with spaghetti and red sauce. I like to drink it by itself too.

>>11486296
Okay good to know, how does it compare to say Merlot? Wanting to make pic related with it and it seems like every recipe calls for at least 750 ml.

>>11486316
Burgundy wine in closer in profile to a pinot noir I believe. I think it’ll work fine for the dish pictured.

An easy trap for alcoholics. Not worth the calories.

Eurofag here and all jug wine I ever tasted was crap. Boxed wines are underrated in general, you can find some decent wine in boxes at about €4-5/L around here.

Jugs are dumb. You don't really want to be forced to drink more than 750ml at a time. Goon is based. You can leave the wine "open" for any length of time. All wine should be goon, not just the swill.

>>11486316
I got a 3l box of Black Box Pinot Noir for $16 to make beef bourguignon just last week. Turned out great and I still have a bunch of decent wine left over to drink or cook with.

I picked up a jug of Paisano because of this thread, it's good

10/10 shilling good job