/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>blaming the dishwashing kid for not knowing how to cook

>>11464217
In episode two he admits he is on meth and starts to cry and the owner just instantly fires him ruthlessly lol

>>11464217
I'm trying not to imagine the type of person who would save an image like this and post it on the food and cooking board

>>11464440
Be careful about staring into the abyss, anon.

>>11464440
>Mi /pol/ cucuy

>mfw i made a redditor mad

>>11464217
Enjoy your ban faggot.

>>11464217
based

>>11464217
based

Wow, /pol/ really did ruin this site.

>>11465010
Have never browsed /pol/ just love shitting everywhere

>>11465024
/pol/ attracted retards like you who think that this entire site is just "lol randum shitposting" You're trying to hard to fit into a culture that doesn't exist in this board.

>>11465105
>seething

>>11465105
>I have never been on pol
>pol brought me here
Fucking SEETHING

>>11463703
Kitchen Nightmares is less about restaurants and more about people with severe untreated personality disorders.

>11464217
what was it? i hate being a latefag

>>11463703
>what is 550 grams mean?
>I don't know he's European
>we need a conversion
>find out how many cups of flour is 550 grams
jesus christ

>>11465492
measuring shit by weight is pretty stupid though, but euros are too autistic to give solid measure in litres i guess.

>>11465508
>measuring shit by weight is pretty stupid
Not when you're baking or using flour + liquid

What kinda makes me sad is that there are probably plenty of struggling restaurateurs that would gladly accept Gordon's help but they don't get picked by the producers because they're not drama-fueled narcissists.

>>11465437
use 4chan-X you goober

>>11463703
Like mother like daughter.

>>11465514
niggu i aint breaking out the lab scale just to bake some fucking muffins
if you cant do solid and liquid measure with the same tool then your fucking retarded

>>11465529
sorry im a bad goy who doesnt use botnets

>>11465514
If you can't eyeball the flour/butter ratio when making a roux you honestly need to spend time further acquainting yourself with the the basic concept, not trying to be a dick I just think that's a true statement.

>>11465540
that's too bad, because the image is quite exquisite

>>11463703
Have you ever seen the Jerry Springer Show?

>>11465551
Yes but Jerry Springer is fake/satire.

>>11465594
And you believe all of this is real?

>>11464429
>not only are you in way over your head, but you're out of your depth.
yeah i'm hungry, and i want some food

>>11463703
I wonder what cologne he uses. So many cases where girls comment that he smells good.

>>11465492
holy fucking lmao

Jesus Christ this episode.

>>11463703
>be Gordon Ramsay
>get assmad that somebody yells a lot and tries to command a kitchen
the absolute STATE

Who /teamtrevor/?

Reminder that 4chan.org is a natsoc weebsite, and that nigger loving kikepuppets are not welcome.

>>11466394
>taps on mic
>excuse me ladies and gentlemen...
>NIGGER.
>thank you all : ^ )

>>11466420

Faced and treadmilled, my good sir.

>kitchen nightmares

[EXCEEDINGLY LOUD WATERPHONE SOUND INTENSIFIES]

>>11465536
Who is this?

Coastal americans that make fun of flyovers to look good before europeans are the cringiest posters on this board

>>11463703
wow, the blonde waitress is really cute. I hope she's doing well after this.

>>11464493
what do you call this ethnicity?

>>11465105
the fact that they used to say this exact thing about /b/ in like '05 is the biggest compliment to /pol/ I've ever seen

>>11465492
yeah cause colorado is flyover country, retards

>>11465603
Yes, I live in rural Oklahoma.
It's very real.

>>11465603
Which is easier, to hire writers and actors to create believable characters and have them fight, or to find some shameless jackass who wants to be on TV

the producers nudge them in certain direction and hype shit up of course but it's not a carefully crafted fictional production, in either case, springer or more modern "reality shows"

>>11466336
Trevor was right.
That hairline though....
dude is only 22 too.
He got keked up bad.

>>11465538
What fuckface doesn’t have a kitchen scale that also browses a food and cooking board? $10.

Also, your muffins are shit.

>>11466816
she looks like she has fetal alcohol syndrome man

>>11466691
She video.

>>11467377
The dick wants what the dick wants

>>11463703
Take the politics back to /pol/

This is not a michelin star sushi thread. Post your favorites.

I'll start, here's some fluke from providence in LA

HELLO I’M NINOOOO

>>11465538
Can't tell if anti-scale fags are trolling or they really don't realise how much easier and less clean up it is than volumetric measurements. Put bowl on scale, put ingredient, tare, put ingredient, tare... etc

Hotel Hell is better than Kitchen Nightmares

>>11467761
yeah, prove it.

>>11467761
gordon has michelin star restaraunts, not hotels

>>11467183
She's Japanese/Russian.

>>11467710
>they really don't realise how much easier and less clean up it is than volumetric measurements.
I think it's that.

>>11467815
He owns several hotels.

>>11467355
>>11467710
autistic and retarded

>>11463703
Oi oi oi fockin amerisharts. I'd open up a restaurant in britain but i dont want to be imprisoned for not paying my TV license. Oi if I wanted to upgrade my restaurant I totally wouldn't allow Gordon to upgrade it totally for free as long as he can initially make my restaurant look bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzCyApAtXJA
I AM ZE BOSS

>>11464429
>ruthlessly
it was justified
would you want a literal meth addict working for you?