/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11463041
Finns don’t like to eat with strangers

>>11463041
This is why good restaurants, like kinoplexen of integrity, have a no singles policy

>>11463048
But Moomins are no strangers Anon. They are friends to all Finns.

>>11463041
Nips are so based! No wonder we're all weebs.

>>11463041
Now imagine a non-chad man in her place

>>11463307
Like moot?

>>11463310
who?

>>11463363
The tranny loving founder of 9gag

>>11463363
You have to go back

>>11463050
or why amazing restaurants have a "singles only" policy

>>11463041
>when moomin tries to take one of your fries

>>11463368
>>11463391
yeah, I'm so sorry for not keeping up with some fucking e-celeb

>>11463041
If they did that to me I'd think the other customers were talking about me saying I brought the animal with me.

Taught my child that cottage cheese is minced moomin mest.

>>11463467
epic, simply epic

>>11463467
My mother use to told that to me when i was kid

>>11463391
>>11463368
>missing the joke by this much

>>11463041
Where I live there's a no singles policy for tables. You can get takeout, but you can't have a table unless there's a party of 2 or more.

>>11464286
>Where I live there's a no singles policy for tables.
Do you have only one restaurant where you live? Or is this some sort of a law?

>>11464266
Fuck off, moot

>>11463391
Jesus Christ, this has got to be a troll.

>>11463423
>not bringing in your cute plushies to a restaurant

>>11463041
I would go to a Kirby cafe alone just to sit across from a Waddle Dee.

>>11463041
That's bullshit, they bring the moomin to everybody so they can take pictures with it.

>>11463391
Huh?

>>11466335
Based as fuck.

I ate by myself at a restaurant for the first time the other night since I was away for a work conference and my colleagues had flown back early. It wasn’t too bad since the guys cooking behind the bar were friendly but I was still very lonely.

>>11466412
Should have gotten an escort

>>11466287

who is waifu and what animu?

>>11466427
too afraid I'd get arrested

>>11466466
Where do live to get arrested for such thing? America?

>>11466431
I'm not telling you so you can steal her from me!

>>11466488

;_;

>>11463041
If anything that'd just amplify how alone I was

>>11463041
>tfw the moomin café in Seoul was closed over chuseok when I was there

>>11463050
dood I will go eat alone anywhere I want and you will care about it so hard, meanwhile I leave a generous tip while you are complaining.

>>11467648
That picture is so finnish it hurts

>>11466431
I don't remember her name, I always called her Flufflehead. From Hibike Euphonium.

>>11466427
better than an escort, get a date

>>11463414
It takes game to recognize game
+1 good sir I tip my Tweed fedora

>>11467882

Thanks bro!

>>11463041
They have a license agreement to use 'Moomin', right? Japs respect copyright, right?

>>11467965
if you have copyrighted material in finland and somebody infringes on it in japland there is nothing you can do about it really
that's how chinks get away with their shit

>>11467965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n70AgNDh6qg

>>11468097
I just don't want to think Japan has the equivalent of Goku Cafes all over the place.

>>11464286
Man, what's it like in north korea?

>>11464286
fuck off /tv/

I went to the one at Tokyo Skytree with my gf and we had a couple of the plush sit with us.
They swapped them around after a while so that everyone got a different one.
It was cute.

>>11468184
>gf

you're not allowed to use 4chan if you have a gf, we have a singles only policy

>>11468190
This isn't r9k, anon.

>>11466412
being on a business trip is one of the few excuses for eating alone.
21 year old college students do get made fun of though for eating alone like some kind of incel

>>11467648
Snägäri

>>11463041
Eating alone is pretty comfy if it's a place you like to regularly go to, but I think it feels more lonely in you try a new or special place by yourself.

>>11468184
>>>/lgbt/

>>11463041
Can you bring it to the bathroom?

>>11463412
I fucking laughed out loud

>>11463412
>>11468580
ugh

>>11468563
We're a bf (male) and a gf (female).

>>11468669
Gross

Finns own this board.

>>11467882
Fuck you!

>>11467936
She's mine and she'll never love a namefag like you!

>>11466335
Where's mr dooter?

>>11468711
Finns are a fucking mad bunch of people. They are good fun when they go on holiday in the sun. Couple of Finnish guys I met on holiday started the day with a litre of red wine with breakfast.
Dry humour and a capacity for drink that rivaled a camel. Good company.

>>11463041

>>11469167
god, I wish I were this cool

>>11469167
You've gotta be squiddin me

>>11468254
i have to question why you're on 4chan if you're normal enough to have a gf

>>11469719
He bought her in the Philippines

>>11469125
Gotta make most of those 3 months of sun, people go absolutely bonkers in the summer.

>>11469167
comfy

>>11469167
Look at all those jealous people glancing over.

>>11469125
I had an English teacher in high school who was a Finn. She was a T H I C C blonde. Flirted with her every chance I got.

Test

>>11463041

What if someone brings along their dakimakura?

It would be quite an insult if they were to still get a costumed mute to sit with you (and your waifu).

>>11470122
I assume they would politely ask you to leave and stop bothering the human customers

>>11470071
Fug, I'd marry any woman from those scandinavian countries to be able to emigrate out of this US hellhole. Even some fatass Canada wench too, for that matter.

>>11470276
>able to emigrate out of this US
I thought only the other way around was hard, don't scandinavian countries let in any and all immigrants especially brown

>>11463391
I wish I was this new.

I love eating out alone, I've eaten at hundreds of places and have never run into a no singles policy. I've been to many places that won't seat singles at a table when they're busy, but you can still get bar seating. I've never just been turned away. Currently eating an empanada alone by the water, enjoying the night after a long walk and a movie alone.

FYI: You can strike up a conversation with someone else who's alone at a restaurant, after a movie, or at a park. Today I did some bird watching with some random lady with binoculars I met at the park. If you're comfortable with yourself the worst that happens is you get into a short, awkward exchange, and go on with your day.

>>11469167
how do you even carry that many squid girls?

>>11471369
Vacuum sealed.

>>11470276
This. America is a complete third world shithole. Trudeau plz help.

>>11471318
This. I love talking to people when I go out alone.

>>11471318
What’s wrong with your hand?

>>11471444
What's wrong with my hand?

>>11463041
>there are genuinely people that autistic/pathetic that they have a problem eating alone

>>11471473
What's wrong with your hand?!

>>11466412
>I got lonely
Get a clue, you autistic normie

>>11463041
I've never once had a problem eating anywhere alone. I get that people are bothered by it, but I'm not.
Also, I really think that the Moomin singles out the alone person even more in such a place?

>>11471473
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT!????

>>11471473
You need to see a doctor ASAP

>>11471558
>>11471552
>>11471525
Guys I think it's spreading to my right. If I don't make it I want you to know I enjoyed this thread.

>>11471585
I’m afraid it’s puppy love

>>11468097
Japan has some of the strictest copyright law and most zealous enforcement in the world. You can go to prison for over a decade for downloading a single episode of anime and people who get caught distributing are treated worse than violent criminals.

>>11471473
Holy shit anon...

>>11467653
>he tips
cuckold

>>11463391
shut tthe fuck up and lurk moar new fag

moomin is family

table for one, please

>>11471950
Is it weird that I do that too sometimes even though my wife was never real?

Can't cafes have a bar?

>>11471950
Fuck

>>11471960
You’re based and blackpilled

>>11472040
Actually my prozac pills are green and yellow but thanks.

>>11471960
What photo do you use?

>>11472240
Not gonna post pictures of my wife on the internet, my man. Just imagine the cutest girl you can think of.

>>11472126
>prozac
Doesn’t that make you want to kill people?

>>11466431
>waifu means anime girl
Back to twitter, "ironic weeb" subhuman.

>>11472252
So she has a dick

>>11472275
If that's what you think of as the cutest girl ever!

>>11472282
Why did you marry a shemale?

>>11472297
Why do you think I might have married a shemale? You're the one who came up with that is so I'm sure you know better than I do.

>>11472305
But anon...that was your waifu

>>11472275
Yes and?

>>11472305
Do you guys play swords?

>>11472357
How did you know?

>>11472363
Great minds think alike.

>>11463041
The last time I did that, the fucking Moomin ordered the kobe beef and 100 year old single malt Scotch. Fuck that thing.

>>11472363
Who's bigger?

>>11471318
In all ways except for physical,I am empanada...

(warm yummies internally)

>>11472252

>>11466412
I remember you, you poor thing. We laughed at you all night. You were the Walrus and the blank

>>11471585
pinkie looks normal but the closer you get to the thumb the more swollen it looks
you need some corticosteroids asap

>>11470316
Is this /pol bait or ignorance? I can't tell.

>>11466412.
>you can only eat at resaurants if there's more than one person reeeee
99% of food places would go broke, stop being so socially inept. people eat out by themselves all the time

>>11471473
It took me a second, I thought you just had fat fingers.

Swollen?

>go to restaurant
>eat good food
>leave
what's wrong with this? is it the money issue, one person taking up space for two? because i can eat enough food for two if im hungry enough.

>>11469719
4chan is mainstream anon, I hope you don't think this is a secret clubhouse

>>11463041
>here's a table for you sir
>NANKA KUSOGA, KISAMA ZETTAI NI YURUSENAI

>>11463391
NAY, IT IS YOU WHO MUST GO BACK

>>11474827
i know it's well known now
but what possible reason would normies want to remain in this collective shitpile of human degeneracy

>>11471708
>he doesn't
nigger

>>11463410
>or why amazing restaurants have a "singles only" policy


>you are sitting in a high-backed circular booth, alone
>the lamp hanging low overhead emits a soft light, and darkness clings to the rafters
>it is altogether cozy
>a young waiter in a flawless white apron approaches and presents a small white plate for your gastronomic pleasure before departing in silence
>the plate is clean and dry, its only features being a few squirts of green and orange the consistency of catsup.
>there is something in the center of the plate that looks like the unbroken yolk of an egg, but it is clearly something else
>the garnish, a young branch of arugula, seems to laugh at you
>you pay the $250 bill and go back to the hustle and bustle of your dad's office in Brooklyn

who the FUCK breaks the immortal rules of sharing a meal. what kind of arrogance thinks their cookery is so masterful that it deserves to be consumed in a makeshift isolation tank.

>>11471473

Looks pretty fucked up. Go see a hand doctor. This is what a normal hand looks like.

>>11475051
Fingers for days

>>11475051
Why is everyone posting their hands

>>11472811
I will never forgive the utter cunts at Bioware for the Tali face reveal. Awful on every level.

>>11468275
>21 year old college student
>just did this an hour ago
ruh roh

>>11471473
>I'm so fucked up

>>11467965
Japs are statist cuckolds so I would assume that they respect copyright.

>>11471950
>Dumb hole is obviously laughing
>Egocentric enough to include herself in the photo
I hope she rots to death

>>11463041
pretty cute idea.

>>11471602
I mean they don't give a fuck shit internet piracy but you're right in the strict law enforcement.
Recently they added 170 new anti terror laws which were just to give police something to do. One of them was it's now a felony to split a taxi fare.

On the copyright thing I'm sure the moomin Cafe is legit. Moomin's fucking huge here and had a big cult following with lots of merch.
Travel brochures for Finland are 60% moomin related tours and 40% aurora.
I have a Japanese friend that goes to Finland 2-3 times a year because she's a big Moomin fan.

>>11475220

>>11476532
I hate using chalk when I climb
hate how it feels on my hands

>>11475220
Don’t touch those, senpai, they release nerve gas

>>11476532
i disilike it when it gets underneith my fingersa, god. i took tihs pic a month or week (???) ago. so they DO lok different now

>>11477416
La creatura...

>>11471318
I wish there was a place like that where I live where I too can go out and eat alone while enjoying the view. I tried going around my area looking for my go-to hang out place to eat outside by myself with some take-out but I always end up encountering some late night shady fucks, like weirdos that just stand there watching people for hours

>>11477416
Is that a real hand?

>>11463412
I was in the gym when I saw this posted earlier. I couldn’t stop laughing so I had to put my phone away lmao

>>11476473
>One of them was it's now a felony to split a taxi fare.
bull fucking shit

>>11477568
yeah but its a polish man

What the hell is a moomin?

what the fuck is a moomin

>>11466412
>>11463041

I never understood the 'you can't eat at a restaurant alone' meme. I rarely do it either since I usually go out to eat out with my fiancée, but I've done it occasionally and there was nothing really weird about it. It's funny how autists are usually lonely all the time but are simultaneously very awkward about being alone. It's as weird as you make it.

>>11477925
>>11477932
An ancient Finnish deity

>>11477463
>ebin xD

>>11463041
>A table for Juan, please!

>>11463041
Why? That's insulting your customers!
What if I like to eat alone?
What if eating outside alone is the only bliss you get to enjoy?
FUCK

>>11478766
MOGGED

>>11479325
I am sure the moomin goes away if u tell it too, or if you beat it.

>>11478139
My dads name is juan

>>11479402
takes juan to know juan

>>11475025
wait you made that sound really good why did you start trashing it