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11461380 No.11461380 [Reply] [Original]

>tfw the taco bell girl hooks you up with extra sauce even though her manager's policy is to skimp you on the sauce
>she looks exactly like pic related
I think it's love boys

>> No.11461387
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>One of the sauces says BEST WINGMAN EVER
Yeah you are burrito.

>> No.11461391
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>Never a dull moment
Not with this burrito

>> No.11461394

Why don't they just sell bigger packets of sauce?
Wouldn't that be more economical?
Maybe people will grab the same number of packets regardless of size.
Someone get me in touch with T Bell's head of sales

>> No.11461396

>>11461380
Nigger, they hand out handfulls of sauce packets at every TacoBell. Trust me, she doesn't secretly want to fuck you.

>> No.11461401
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11461401

Guys I'm kinda bummed out because Taco Bell discontinued the Beefy Crunch Burrito and I broke up with my gf last week

>> No.11461436

>>11461394
True, I can go through almost 3 sauce packets for a 5 layer burrito

>> No.11461463
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>>11461380
>hit the drive through
>combo meal with Baja Blast and a dozen Cinnabon balls
>ask for mild sauce
>get home, dump bag out
>nothing but hot

>> No.11461503

>>11461463
TB callin you out, pussy

>> No.11461532

>>11461380
Arin is pure btw

>> No.11461539

>>11461380
>everything below the waist is imagined
And that's a good thing.

>> No.11461607

>>11461380
One of the taco bell drive thru workers used to flirt with me and let me try the naked chicken nacho chips for free before they were released. She was average looking but I appreciated the gesture.

>> No.11462538

>>11461380
gross, why are its thighs so thick? such wide hips? looks like an american fat. too much bovine hormones in the diet?

>> No.11462550
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>>11461380
she is trying to poison you

>> No.11462680

>>11462538
am i the only one who didn't think this level of gayness was possible?

>> No.11462767

>>11461380
Stop posting plastic whores

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Asian grills are the best grills

>> No.11462863

Got into a confrontation at Chipotle

They skimped me on meat (literally put like 2oz) I stood there and starred the guy while the next employee was asking what else I wanted on the burrito. I ignored her completely and continued to stare him while he was tending to the next customer. The girl kept saying "excuse me sir" but she didn't even exist to me.

This faggot knew I was bertstaring him hard and was getting nervous and shakey and didn't know what to do.

After he helped a few customers he could no longer help any more because the line was jammed up and my eyes were still locked on his.

Finally he muttered "ca...can I help y..you?" and while staring him directly into the eyes I pointed to the steak. He nervously grabbed the spoon and put more steak on and my eyes left his for a fraction of a second to verify it was the correct amount, then I continued to stare him while telling the other employee what else I wanted.

I never took my eyes off his while I was finishing up the burrito, paying, and getting napkins. I even walked backwards out of the store so I could continue to bertstare him. When I got into my truck I drove at a snails pace around the front windows and continued to bertstare him through the windows.

Pretty sure that faggot quit after that, never saw him again

>> No.11463182

>>11462863
>How to get trespassed from Chipotle

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>>11461380
>cute asian girl working at taco bell
>not a fat 30 year old mexican woman who can barely speak any english or a middle aged white lady with a meth addiction
calling bs tbqh.

>> No.11463573

>>11461463
Sup, Mild Mike?

>> No.11463580

>>11463205
Asians who work at Taco Bell have failed tremendously at life. Any Asian girl who's not retarded will be in college.