/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11455016
BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

the warm toasted wheat perfectly compliments the melting butter

Everyday it gets harder bros

>>11455045
With her cheeks spread that wide, it’s not going to brap. Would be more like “fffft”.

Look at the outline of that vagoo, dang man.

So this woman is worried that her vagina is too big
>She makes an appointment with Gyno
>Not to worry her Gyno assures her
>Vaginas are like ears, noses, feet, and penises
>They come in all sizes
>Go home an look at yourself in the mirror
>It's just you, no need to worry
>The woman goes home and puts the bedroom mirror on the floor
>She squats over it and gets a good look
>Her husband comes home from work early and walks into the bedroom
>Whadya doing Hon?
>She starts to move back and forth
>Nothing, just dancing
>Her husband says, well have a good time, but be careful not to fall through that big hole in the floor.

>>11455016
jesus christ I just want to rub my face into her asshole

>>11455147
Thanks dad

>>11455016
Now that's the literal definition of.something when lips spread out like that even in clothing. Imagine the number that have spread that thing, christ.

>>11455638
>Now that's the literal definition of.something
haha it sure is anon

>>11456633
What the fuck is that device

>>11458511
smell-o-vision
it allows you to sniff female butts through your screen

>>11456633
>>11458511
God I wish I was joking. Someone thought Futurama had a good idea and made a Smell-O-Scope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT1QgbQY3e0
It detects marijuana and other things from a long distance, and can allow cops to fine people for excessive offensive odor.

I can see her mound

>>11458547
>It detects marijuana
what's the fucking use now that prohibition is slowly eroding

>>11455016
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHH

>>11458563
Republicans still generally want cannabis banned (at least until it becomes easy for them to profit off it)

>>11458547
Britain will want these for smelling out white purebreds in a generation. Need that all-white license/tax.

Imagine eating her butthole

>>11455016
I used to be able to do that when I was younger. Now I can't even reach my face with my feet. Getting old sucks. Male(male) btw

>>11458611
I was thiiis close to being able to do the splits as a kid. Tae Kwon do is literally just stretching and fancy kicks

>>11458623
Are you me?

I’ve been jerking to this photo for years and still never found the sauce

>>11455147
10/10 joke.

>>11458582
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>>11458547
This makes no sense. Why does it require the person using it to put their nose in it? If it's just doing a measure with a number indicator? This can't be real.

Tfw my gf isn't particularly hot but she teaches yoga and I can bend her legs back and pork her in a position similar to OP. Feels good but not sure if better than lightly toasted bread with butter.

I want a gf so bad

>basically nsfw op image
>30 posts in and only 2 are (barely) related to the topic
how can mods be this based??? jannies btfo forever

>>11458547
this is the gayest video ive ever seen. and i've watched a lot of Reviewbrah in my time.

>>11460767
>jannies btfo forever

>>11455016
can someone just say her name itt for fucks sake

>>11460731
Better positions are ones that get the lips tighter anyway

>>11460767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Khhk6dRsmg

>>11458568
DWI drugs will still always be illegal
fact is its going to be much harsher punishments, it wont be a little weed ticket now. If a cop smells marijuana they will still search your vehicle, and if its on your breath you're going to jail

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>>11458547
>Be county sheriff
>Our department gets hold of new "smell o vision" device to help combat drug crime in our area by essentially magnifying potential drug smells
>First day using it in the field
>Accidentally point it directly at a rotting skunk beside the highway
>Biggol whiff at 100% magnification

>I still wake up screaming some nights

>>11460722
It can't be real. It's not like it can detect and create/amplify smells from afar, if anything, it would be a filter that somehow neutralizes smells other than cannabis. But then you may as well just stick a detector in there instead of making somebody smell it. How would you aim it? Smelleportation to where you're aiming at? Also, a fine for odor violation up to 2k? Sure, they don't use to search you and arrest you for possession for how much weed you have, it's how smelly you are. Could just, iunno, let sniffer dogs patrol with police instead. It's dumb as fuck and it's sad to see these ''news'' channels get baited this hard.

>>11455147
Nice

>>11455147
I haven't laughed out loud in a long time, thanks

>>11458568
>Unban
>Now easy to profit off of
Wa La

>>11461046
>drugs will still always be illegal
except, y'know, in the states where it's legal
and the states where it will become legal in the future
and the other countries that are legalizing it

>>11458547
holy fucking shit how could anyone possibly make it past 1 second in that video, jesus christ

>>11458547
oh it’s the gazebo guy with the fresh cut swags

>>11455016
I hope she was fucked hard

>47 posts
>absolutely none directly related to the actual question without referencing the image
Nice. Braaaap.

>>11455016
She could prob stare at her uterus if she was naked

>>11455016
Can I get a source? I reverse image searched couldnt find her

>>11455016
Is fucking a chick in this position as good as I think it would be? These sorts of things turn me on (like the full nelson), but I've never been with a flexible girl

>>11455016
>being a godless she-devil temptress in the glorious month of NO-NUT NOVEMBER

[ [ [ B E G O N E _ T H O T ] ] ]

(Stay strong, brothers)

>>11462501
>partaking in (((reddit))) traditions

>>11462501
My tranny meds make me limp dicked and I already came twice today, man up you fag.

>>11462385
That position is called the "Viennese Oyster".

>>11455045
>>11455050
>>11455208
>>11456633
>>11458533
>>11458564
>>11458585
>>11462202

These messages have been approved by the office of the Brapmeister General.

>>11455016
mm pusy

>>11462761
based one s poster

>>11455016
>whipped butter
Wut?

>>11462137
Turn the porn off once in a while, sport

>>11462724
I dont remember approving anything

>>11462137
How else you think she got those lips?

>>11460994
>t virgin
Pussy lips do not retract or contract depending on the position. Try having sex sometime idiot

>>11462137
fuck off underage

>>11462137
She would never let a filthy Indian near her, so fuck off Pajeet

>>11455016
I've opened this topic to view this pic like 20 times as I've been browsing on the bus and shit today, it's really starting to piss me off that she's wearing pants.

>>11462761
based pusy poster

>>11455016
I have a strong desire to walk by and place a ball or water bottle right there.
"Here, don't drop it."

>>11461145
So our tax dollars are being squandered on stupid shit like "smell-the-profits" so some dipshits with guns can go out and extort cash from normally law abiding citizens that dare use untaxed medications and "drugs".

I used to be a big supporter of LEO's until I realized how much of our tax dollars are wasted on stupid shit, like busting weed smokers and buying military kit so you faggots can pretend you're "Johnny Delta Force" while "raiding" some family home, killing the pets and terrorizing the children, all because one of your piece of shit "informants" bought an ounce of cannabis from the homeowner.

>>11463890

lol

> Get a load of this edgy little 12 year old.

>>11463636
why? she has a nose ring, god damn ugly cow

>>11463907
Don’t talk about her like that umad she won’t ever fuck you?

>>11463964
i'm mad she has a nose ring, how was that not clear? they're disgusting, indicators of bottom of the barrel personalities along with pubic hair and tattoos.

>>11463982
>along with pubic hair
Virgin detected

>>11463903
Truth hurts, doesn't it pal?

>>11463890
The entire government is full of people finding ways to scam and steal money from it. If we got hard on pointless projects and corruption, we'd save so much money. It's not just the police.

>>11463345
Wtf are you talking about? The position absolutely has an effect on how tight it is

Is this thread gone hit the limit lads?

>>11463992
Try having sex sometime kid. Most girls are clean shaven

>>11464040
Yeah, and it's gross. I want an adult woman, not a fucking barbie doll. What next? Mastectomies for everyone?

>>11464064
You’re a neaderthal

>>11464040
Stop watching porn, kid. The choices aren't smooth as a baby's ass and a hairy jungle.

>>11464069
I don't understand why people would want to remove a primary sexual characteristic from their partner, or why someone would want to remove such a thing from themselves.

How many men do you hear about who want their dick to be smaller?

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>>11464076
>>11464064
>t. asshurt niggers
Look at these kids. I’ve fucked more girls than you. All the girls I’ve had fucking sex with were clean shaven with one girl having a landing strip. You clearly don’t know what you’re taking about when you say a hairy vagina is attractive because it’s not it’s fucking gross and shows your girl doesn’t care enough about you or herself to practice basic hygiene. I’m sorry you’re used to fucking niggers but you’re wrong now get the hell out of his thread cuck

>>11464099
S E E T H I N G

>>11464099
>t. virgin

>>11458547
I met a couple guys who invented something very similar to this and were trying to sell it to customs agents in various countries. I get so pissed off when I see what some men are capable of making.

>>11464099
>it’s fucking gross
numale detected.

Isn't it time for your soy enema?

>>11464008
>It's not just the police.
Of course not, the police are just being exploited by piece of shit politicians like everyone else.

>>11464076
>primary sexual characteristic
body hair is masculine, not feminine. shave your fucking roast beef

>>11464064
>I want an adult woman
This.

That whole clean shaven shit is for closeted faggots that can't handle what a woman's pussy looks like.

>>11464196
>>body hair
We're not talking about chest hair anon.

>>11464199
This person understands.

>>11455147
nice

>>11455098
Look at her entirety

I'm starting to get mad at my gf for preventing me from trying to get other chicks

>>11460780
take that back you fucking heathen

>>11464099
I lost my virginity to a super thin white girl with full bush and I wish more girls were hairy. It's fucking hot.

>>11464076
I really hope you don't ask people to go down on you with that attitude. We're on a cooking board, you should know how to prepare something for eating. Clear the landing zone at least for the love of god.

>>11458547
I want to breed the blonde while the soyboy watches.

>>11463890
While I have no fucking idea what this had to do with my clearly satirical post the /k/ in me does more or less agree with you. Perhaps lose some edge though.

>>11455147
Include me in the screencap

>>11455016
Anyone else want to just go pogo on her gash with a spade shovel?

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>>11461046
Good thing I only do edibles and dabs of distilled 90% pure thc with no smell, and then drive around blazed as a motherfucker

>>11455147
A woman is very afraid of the size of her opening, so she goes to her mother. She says what am I going to do? I’m so big down there, when I marry Harry he’s going to divorce me.

Her mother says "don’t worry sweetheart it runs in the family. Do what I did when I married your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver, put it in there, he’ll never know the difference."

So she does.

They have eight hours of sex after their marriage. She wakes up at 10 o’clock, he’s gone but there’s a note on her pillow.

It says -: “My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up. The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

P.S. Your cunt is in the sink.

>>11455016
you're a fat person.

>OVER A HUNDRED POSTS IN
>NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE QUESTION
>IT'S ALL BRAAAAAP POSTING
POSTING IN EPIC THREAD
IS THIS THE END OF ALL JANNIES???

>>11466210
t. Jannie

>>11466169
what

>>11464099
>I’ve fucked more girls than you.
why would you lie on a korean wool knitting board?

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>>11455016
I wish I could look at my asshole

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>>11468072
Glad you could bake it, Uther