/ck/ - Food & Cooking

White people be like "hey remember when they sold green Shrek ketchup?"

Yes we remember, Tim. You bring this up at every barbecue

>>11455052
heinz blows

>>11455052
>niggers
>able to handle mustard
O I am laughing.

White people be like "You really know how to barbeque, Dad!"

>>11455057
Someone brought up purple ketchup the other day like it was some new thing and I was like nigga, that happened 20 years ago

Black people be like

>>11455072
cool bantz
>>11455086
sad butthurt

White people be like
"How much is my property being devalued by inviting negros to the neighboorhood BBQ?"

>>11455154
>>11455148
and this is somewhere inbetween

>>11455086
The funniest part of that is the whole BLM #fuckpolice movement led cops to stop patrolling problematic areas and violence has gone up

>>11455169
I've always been a race realist moderate.

White people be like "Ay yo Samantha, let's go to an opera and dance the waltz while drinking mayo smoothies" XD

Black people be like "bone apple teat"

>>11455052
White people be like, "Hi dad!"

White people be like "Hey fellow food and cooking enthusiasts, how about we stop talking about food and cooking and start talking about black people"

>>11455052
Tell that joke to your dad

>be black australian
>at american friends' pool party
>manning the grill
>they unfortunately invited a few YT folx along
>one of them tells me, "put a shrimp on the barbie" then laughs and walks away

>>11455252
Based and kekked

>>11455252
Did you do what he said, boy?

>>11455252
>YT folx

niggers cant even drink a glass of milk

what's the matter tyrone, milk TOO SPICY for you?

>>11455282
tone down the incel school shooter vibe, junior

>>11455270
Black people talk retarded because it "make they unique." they make new ways to spell whyte pipo, like white soccermoms finding new ways to spell braiyxtilynn

>>11455170

>>11455286

>>11455292
https://www.mrctv.org/blog/chicago-police-make-less-stops-amid-sjw-fears-another-deadly-weekend

>>11455303

So your evidence is link to a website that has the word "sjw" in the title (nice), whose whole article is predicated on a paragraph blurb from a WSJ opinion piece that cites no statistical evidence outside of one sentence on police stopping citizens less.

Got it.

>>11455352
>Reddit spacing

>>11455352
>don't use the term sjw, it dehumanizes people!

>>11455352
>no statistics

>That pull-back worsened in 2016, with pedestrian stops dropping 82% from January through July 20, 2016, compared with the same period in 2015, according to the Chicago police department.

>>11455170
No, the funniest part of the BLM movement is the main website for it was made and promoted by an Australian dude who got rich off of it and fucked off with the money.

Black people be like "damn I wish it wasn't nutriloaf day"

>white people Don't eat spicy
One of the dumbest memes there is. Hell, white people are the ones making superpeppers and doing "this sauce was never intended for human consumption" challenges.

>>11455371
fucking Aussies man

>>11455052
Why does anyone buy yellow mustard when this stuff exists?

White people be like
*Invents civilization*
*Invents a bunch of shit*
*Teams up with the other master races (white Arabs, Asians) to invent more shit*
*Dabs on niggers*

>>11455861
>white arabs

>>11455875
They exist

White """""""ppl""" Be like
*eats somethign spicy because insecure and cant handle banter*

>>11455052
I thought I was on instagram for a second

>>11455914
Niggers be like
*Gets enslaved for their entire existence, even today by rap music and pumped out cars*

cmon you guys no need to get mad at eachother

>>11455925
shut up N I G G E R

>>11455919
Have sex

>>11455928
My skin is white. Learn to take a joke though, this whole website I see the n word thrown around like its nothing, and there's one thread cracking jokes on Caucasians and I can feel the hostility in the responses.

It's all love on both sides!

>>11455931
*posts crime stats*

>>11455919
Melanated gentlemen be like
*Fucks white bitches then dumps em*

>>11455057
?
Green ketchup existed waaay before shrek

>>11455352
No true Scotsman? On my /ck/?

>>11456555
Please say more

>>11455072
>>11455191
>>11455200
man, whitey need some new jokes that's for sure

>>11456729
We already established white people can't handle anything spicy, Daquan, they prefer bland, boring jokes.

>>11455821
That mustard is decidedly yellow

>>11456729
It's hard to sit around all day and compile a list of new ways to say "wypipo" when you have a job, Jamal.