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>make my monthly grocery store trip
>buy three bags of chips
>this was three days ago
>now I have no bags of chips and have to wait 27 days for chips

how do you solve this

>> No.11444136

Raise your own potatoes for slaughter

>> No.11444142

>>11444126
>shoes on the bed
do americans really do this?

>> No.11444148

>>11444126
By not being a fatass anymore. I used to eat a whole family size bag in a sitting while watching movies. Now I don't.

>> No.11444178

>>11444142
worse than that, they often wear shoes on their feet, at least it sort of makes sense for a bed to wear shoes.

me, I don't wear shoes

>> No.11444187

>>11444142
>do americans really do this?
Pic related is clearly a gook or some other form of Asiatic.

>> No.11444241

The bigger problem seems to be how much the bed sinks in, that must be terrible for your back in the long run, and taking a closer look at the picture, the artist disregarded all laws of physics anyway. What a shitty artwork.

1/10 won't rate again.

>> No.11444492

>>11444126
How do you only go shopping once a month? Don't you need fresh vegetables, milk, meat etc?

>> No.11444507

>buy a sack of potatoes for $1.40
>slice them real thin
>heat a pot of oil until it's bubbling
>then stick your hand in it
>go to the hospital
>get your hand bandaged up
>now you can't eat potato chips and you're a failure

>> No.11444521

>>11444126
The solutions are as simple as they are logical.

>Eat fewer chips
>multiply the bags of chips you get by ten
>buy different units of chips (get a big bag of 30 snack-bags and eat one per day)
>Get other snacks that you like less (crackers, nuts, whatever) and rotate among them (the snacks you like less will take longer to eat)

>> No.11444523

>>11444126
Stop eating chips fat fuck

>> No.11444528

>>11444492
Sounds like a welfare queen...

>> No.11444541

>>11444126
I miss when I was 15 and pics like this would make me instantly have to fap.
Just a rock hard throbbing boner pointing straight up to my chin.
Now I'm 30 and I just stare with a morose, depersonalized death glare. If I do manage to awaken my dick from its bloodless slumber it bucks up at about a 30 degree angle. God it was fucking over before I even realized it had begun.

>> No.11444559

>>11444541
Maybe your problem was jacking off to inanimate objects...

>> No.11445807

>>11444126
By not buying chips ever. If you tell yourself every day that you're not craving them, after a few months you stop missing them. These days I buy maybe two bags a year.

>> No.11445824

>>11444541
Stop jerking your dick.

>> No.11445831

>>11444126
I WANT TO FUCK HARUHI

>> No.11445832
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11445832

>>11444126
>how to moar chips?
That's classified information!

>> No.11445834

>>11445832
I WANT TO FUCK MIKURU

>> No.11445839

>>11444507
This but unironically.

>> No.11446547

>>11444492
Well they only have dollar days once a month so i shop then for savings but i might stop because i am mad at the local cab people so i might start walking down to the store weekly

>> No.11446627

>>11444126
i think butts are gross but if haruhi wanted me to lick her ass i'd tonguefuck that hole for hours on end

>> No.11446646

>>11444187
In civilized society we call them oriental