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>> No.11441863

>>11441836
what's wrong?

>> No.11441957
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>>11441836

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>> No.11441967

>>11441863
You'd think they would use the bathroom sink instead

>> No.11442001

>>11441863
The retard forgot to put the seat up first.

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>> No.11442080

>>11442061
I'd just replace the oven honestly. A micro spore of that getting anywhere it shouldnt would be doom.

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>> No.11442105

>>11442080
You could prob crank the oven up to it's highest setting and burn the fuckers out all day.

>> No.11442116

>>11442105
This.
There are "microspores" in your oven, and your nose, right now.

>> No.11442123

>>11442116
This.
Mushroom sperm is fucking everywhere. We're constantly bukakke'd so there's no issue.

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>> No.11442133

>>11441963
It actually looks alright. I'd eat it.

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>> No.11442170

>>11442153
This is a game changer.

>> No.11442176

reddit pls go

>> No.11442179

>>11441863
you probably don't toilet backsplash on your noodles

>> No.11442192

>>11442166
two simple words: fuck you.

>> No.11442218
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>>11442192
Pussy

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>> No.11442230

Oh good, it's the same images in the exact same order again.

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>> No.11442297

>>11442230
There is a reason it's a curse

>> No.11442340

>>11441963
why is it censored?

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>>11442153

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>> No.11442540

>>11441863
he didnt use the pasta water to make a sauce

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>> No.11442612

>>11442222
checked

>> No.11442620

>>11441963
>a spic
that's not a nice word

>> No.11442621

>>11442540
this

>> No.11442665
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>>11442390
Why is this so retarded and hilarious

>> No.11442671

>>11442218
that's not what a pussy looks like you khhv loser

>> No.11442672
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>>11442519
Uh oh! Looks like someone needs to go to the hospital

>> No.11442690

>>11442540
>>11441836
>he didnt use the pasta water
What are you talking about? You can clearly see the mixing bowl underneath.

>> No.11442701

>>11442080
>Thinks the spores would survive in the heat of an oven
Please don't cook me chicken or seafood, anon.

>> No.11442715

>>11442672
>>11442519
There is a way to do it.
Something about boiling it just long enough at the right temperature that it doesn't really cook, but any bacteria and shit dies.

>> No.11442723

>>11442715
>>11442672
Also that's an ineffective way to try and discipline a cat just saying.

>> No.11442741

>>11442715
Weird
>>11442723
Kek

>> No.11442761

>>11442723
how do I get my old cat to stop pissing outside it's litter box? I'm close to putting the thing down.

>> No.11442773

>>11441957
Mac and cheese loaf is a based childhood staple in Canada, weird to see it in a cursed thread as it's completely normal to me

>> No.11442779

>>11441957
not gonna lie, this is literally the most garbage tier of anything, but man its my guilty pleasure

>> No.11442785

>>11442761
employ more boxes

>> No.11442798

>>11442723
This, just kick it, cats are too stupid to understand verbal communication.

>> No.11442803

>>11442761
Piss on it

>> No.11442808

>>11442761
Cum on cat until it hiss at penis

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>> No.11442843

>>11442798
fuck off, you sociopath

>> No.11442919

>>11442218
literally looks like a nasty patty from spongebob

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>> No.11442952

>>11442944
a cracker the size and thickness of that box would be based though

>> No.11442968

>>11442761
>>11442741 >kek
>>11442843
Incidentally, if you really do want to discipline a cat, you want to do it through positive reinforcement like attention, treats, catnip and so on.
Negative reinforcement doesn't work very well with cats because they're such skittish loners by nature and will often end up avoiding you. If you do want to use negative reinforcement, you do it by finding a way to use a water bottle or something in a way that they will link the behaviour to the undesired action instead of you. Cats don't like the feeling of hot sauce on their paws, apparently so if you're a fucking messy ass weirdo, you can coat things in hot sauce to teach your cat to not to jump on, scratch, or touch certain things.
For water bottles, you need to do it in a way that the cat didn't notice you did it, so like using strings or something complicated like that.

Of course that's only if the behaviour doesn't actually hurt you or someone else, in which case you do have options like yelling in pain or squirting them with water right then and there.

You can also put cats in "time out" in a boring room and/or stop paying attention to them. Cats hate being alone and are attention whores.

Lastly, you can just walk over and hiss at them. That usually causes them to stop doing what they're doing and never question it again.
Hissing is a cat's way of saying no, granted its a bit severe and really more like "No. Or else". This method won't work if the cat thinks your a pansy, never listens to you in general, and doesn't think there's at least some risk your going to do something it doesn't want. So, if your cat isn't covering its poo and acts dominant, that method won't work.

>> No.11442981

>>11442968
Thanks, Mr Galaxy.

>> No.11443025

>>11441836
is that masao?

>> No.11443027

>>11442061
>>11442080
Wait, fuck, that's mold? I always thought it was frost or something.

>> No.11443028

>>11442222
a masterpiece

>> No.11443042

Rippen?

>> No.11443054
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>>11442773
>Mac and cheese loaf is a based childhood staple in Canada
Do we live in the same Canada?

>> No.11443082

>>11442123
it is said that about a million viruses fall on every square meter of the earth each day, and 30% of the organisms in the ocean are killed every day by viruses falling from the sky onto them

>> No.11443092

>>11442519
fake and gay

>> No.11443104

>>11443054
you probably grew up in a different trailer park.

>> No.11443129

>>11442968
actually thanks for this. recently had to take in a family members cat and the fucker always jumps on my kitchen counters while I cook, make coffee etc. i hit him with the spray bottle constantly and it never deters him. i think ill start rewarding him with a treat whenever he obeys my command

>> No.11443152

>>11442952
It'd go stale in days though

>> No.11443156

>>11443104
Frig off Lahey

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>>11442166
jesus christ..

>> No.11443250

>>11442166
How did they cook the inside to grey yet keep the outside pink?

Why is this the first thing that bothered me?

>> No.11443274

>>11442761
Is it going right next to it or in a completely different area? Put down another litter box if the latter, and keep it clean. My cat only ever did that if the litterbox was dirty, so scoop it once or twice every day.

>> No.11443278

>>11442968
>cats because they're such skittish loners by nature
>Cats hate being alone and are attention whores.
iktf

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>>11441957

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>> No.11443299

>>11442266

Unironically this is a patrician combination.

>> No.11443305
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>>11441963
I bet this would taste really good with some mustard.

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This thread is nice

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>> No.11443411

>>11442968
>negative reinforcement

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>> No.11443490

>>11442761
kill it so it knows you are serious in it's next life

>> No.11443492

>>11442968
Giving a cat a spray with a water bottle is positive reinforcement retard. negative would be taking it's food away.

>> No.11443520

>>11443250
Idiot. They cooked the meat, laid it out flat. They put the noodles on top, rolled it into a spiral like sushi. See the spiral??? I assume they cooked it longer on one side or perhaps the hot noodles cooked it inside out.

>> No.11443534

>>11442218
What is that?

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>> No.11443554

>>11443534
Fatty burger that was steamed, makes the fat and proteins bubble up like that

>> No.11443556

>>11443474
im almost sure this is from some facebook cooking vid where they put pancake batter with food dye in that

>> No.11443569

>>11442061
It's so fluffy. I bet it would purr if you pet it.

>> No.11443572
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>> No.11443759

>>11443492
No, using the spray bottle is technically positive punishment.

>> No.11443770

>>11443305
>bread sauce
what?

>> No.11443788

>>11443770
>The basic recipe calls for milk and onion with breadcrumbs and butter added as thickeners, seasoned with nutmeg, clove, bay leaf, pepper, and salt.
Basically a bechamel

>> No.11443808

>>11441963
I've had something that's probably similar called sous, which looks about as horrifying but is bretty gud

>> No.11443812

>>11441957
Is that just sitting on a shelf hook? it looks like cat food

>> No.11443840
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>>11443808
Souse I mean, found a pic

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>>11441836
Hey /ck/, /pol/ here.

Does anyone have the link or know the name of that one channel of the fucked up shut-in hoarder where he cooks god awful shit and accidentally starts fires?

I think he also uses the toilet for some purposes

>> No.11443984

>>11443978
>Hey /ck/, /pol/ here.
kill yourself

>> No.11443988
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>>11443984
I was legit expecting this response.

...But I'd still like to know, fren.

>> No.11443993

>>11442690
kek

>> No.11443996
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>>11443988
we're all pol here. never mind that other homo, he's here for cupcake recipes.
also, fitting 8's

>> No.11444000

>>11443996
Thank you. First time lurking /ck/

For whatever reason I was reminded of
>>11443978
this youtube channel, but I can't find the damn thing. Thought this thread would be a good place to ask.

>> No.11444008

>>11443978
>>11443996
>>11444000

Christ, my rolls today are on point.

Anyway, I finally found it
>https://youtu.be/w46Dwh4TMGA

The original channel was taken down, this guy re uploaded some of them.

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>>11442587
Jesus.

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>> No.11444224

>>11444175
Mama mia...

>> No.11444245

>>11444175
It's authentic, but my grandmama wouldn't serve it.

>> No.11444247

>>11444161
For me its this

>> No.11444248
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Russian turd cake

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>>11444286

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>>11444295

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>>11444301

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>>11444308

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>>11444315

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regret

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>> No.11444381

>>11444301
sometimes you have to wonder if he is just doing this for attention

>> No.11444399

>>11442166
i could actually imagine this tasting decent but there is still no way i am going to eat this. Looks straight out like some worm infestation

>> No.11444401

>>11444286
This is genius, how is this a cursed image?

>> No.11444439

>>11442256
My dad would of ate the fuck out of this. What is it with old people and mayo and peanut butter? Why was that ever a thing?

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>>11444401
Toxic fumes off the metal and paint.
But yeah, if it was clean metal it would be brilliant.

>> No.11444444

>>11444439
Speak English, please.

>> No.11444446

>>11444444
What a wasted get

>> No.11444450

>>11444440
What's wrong here?

>> No.11444452

>>11444444
shit get end yourself

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>>11443546

>> No.11444497

>>11444450
>would of

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>> No.11444953

>>11443546
>what's up with this milksha oh what the fuck

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>> No.11445033

>>11444370
me after a night of heavy drinking

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>>11444308
>>11444315

>> No.11445038

>>11445029
heem sleepy

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>> No.11445043

>>11445029
Sleep tight li'l porker

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>>11441836
Steamed faecal matter.

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>> No.11445051

>>11442218
Lovecraftian

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>>11445029
slep tight porker

>> No.11445069

>>11445029
He sleeps

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>> No.11445073

>>11442701
white mold is just free penicillin, anon

>> No.11445074

>>11442715
I think I hate your more than the raw chicken girl.

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>> No.11445084

>>11442266
boris?

>> No.11445085

>>11444381
He's a comedian/actor

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U M A
M
A

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>> No.11445110

>>11445031
Turtle legs? Cooter stew?

>> No.11445112

>>11443569
This is actually where cats come from. That's why they call their broods "litters", they form in piles of trash.

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>> No.11445117

>>11444308
>>11444315
>>11444322
build the wall

>> No.11445118

>>11442723
This
Every time I discipline my cat he just calls me a faggot and walks away.

>> No.11445121

>>11442981
I unironically love his show
I used some tips for my cat and they worked

>> No.11445123
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>> No.11445127

>>11444442
To get rid of the paint and clean the metal all you would have to do is get a roaring fire going in it before you use it for the first time. Sort of like firing in a new wood stove.

>> No.11445128

>>11444350
ben affleck has really let himself go

>> No.11445130

>>11442414
This is great I'm gonna try this prank out on my brother

>> No.11445131

>>11445104
What the fuck is that?

>> No.11445132
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>> No.11445135

>>11445132
SOPA DE MACACO

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>> No.11445140

>>11445037
Nuke Mexico

>> No.11445141

>>11445041
If they threw more meat in here and didn't pile on the cheese and sauce it wouldn't be that bad
We used to do this at 7-11 and put chili in the bag and it was great.

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>> No.11445150

>>11444308
my dick

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>>11445153

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>> No.11445181

>>11445162
>>11445169
Is this fucking Brazil?

>> No.11445182

>>11443305
>scambled egg and bacon
who serves this at christmas?

>> No.11445188

>>11445170
Thank you Mr Soros

>> No.11445195

>>11443474
I'm trying this. Will report back soon.

>> No.11445210

>>11445132
UMA DELICIA

>> No.11445214

>>11445144
that's not cheese
wtf happened?

>> No.11445219

>>11445169
>don't forget the olive XD

>> No.11445220

>>11445214
plastic tray im guessing

>> No.11445243

>>11445182
you're supposed to open the can at breakfast and take all day to eat it

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>> No.11445269

>>11445029
Sleep tight porker.

>> No.11445275

>>11444134
He can't save you now

>> No.11445289

Cum omelette porno

Google it.

>> No.11445303

>>11445255
En sann patriot

>> No.11445312

>>11445303
hade det varit felix så visst, men nu är det Heinz, vafan är det för fasoner.

>> No.11445314

>>11445132
cannibalism!

>> No.11445332

>>11443978
the gif of that pic is so fucking stupid, i fucking hat /v/ so god damn much

>> No.11445335

>>11445029
sleep tight porker

>> No.11445337

>>11444308
>>11444315
what's this bullshit called

>> No.11445344

>>11445337
tostilocos

>> No.11445560

>>11444008
jesus fucking christ that house stresses me out so fucking bad. I lived with a woman once who was basically the beginnings of a full blown hoarder. That shit fucked me up and turned me Jordan Peterson levels of clean room.

>> No.11445580

>>11442266
trying this fuck all yall.

>> No.11445597

>>11443348
jesus christ looks like we didnt nuke those little fuckers enough

>> No.11445607

>>11444301
livening through the depression does shit to your food tastes. My late great grandmother used to eat mayo and raisin sandwiches.

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>>11445117
they're bringing chips, they're bringing baked beans, they're combining them and some, I assume, make decent tacos

>> No.11445630

>>11445113
what is that. please explain this is going to keep me up at night

>> No.11445638
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>>11445176
>that sudden urge to buy another membership when I have no job because I have a life and can't no life skills in F2P to pay for bonds, and too much respect for my mains to get banned doing the same

>> No.11445647

This entire thread... I suddenly feel like going to Golden Corral.

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>> No.11445722

>>11445049
>that cutie chick near the end
wew

>> No.11445731

>>11445104
what is it?

>> No.11445738

>>11445029
stay dry porker

>> No.11445766

>>11445621
top zozzle

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>>11445029
>ywn be this comfy

>> No.11445790

>>11445169
3 olives, no more no less

>> No.11445827

>>11445029
He a cutie!

>> No.11445835

>>11445786
Animals are played out.
My novel about potsmoking tennisplayers will be 100% fresh, though.

>> No.11445883

>>11442096
Based?

>> No.11445978

>>11445029
sleep tight porker

>> No.11446003

>>11442166
wow that's horrifying

>> No.11446021

>>11442153
>>11442147
why though?

>> No.11446031

>>11442222
dem be good digits bro. check a sleck

>> No.11446044

>>11442587
No. Just absolutely no.

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>>11441836

>> No.11446066

>>11443477
seems like comfy suicide food.

>> No.11446080

>>11444150
>>11444158
as an american i'm appaulled by these. disgusting.

>> No.11446102

>>11445580
It's good. You can use banana instead of pickles for a filling comfort food. There's peanut butter under the mayo if you can't see it.

>> No.11446109
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>> No.11446117

>>11442403
Would eat

>> No.11446118

>>11442166
I'm impressed that they managed to keep the pastitas lined up along one axis

>> No.11446126

>>11444350
I love how you can tell the guy on the left has the macaroni sweats and is suffering

>> No.11446131

>>11444370
Lady, you're scarin us

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>>11445029

>> No.11446143

>>11442723
The screenshot is cropped short. It doesn't suggest saying "No" to the cat. Probably went something like "No matter how much he begs, don't give in."

>> No.11446150

>>11445182
Nebraskans

>> No.11446153

>>11443546
>That'll be $5
>plus tip

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>>11445086

>> No.11446179

>>11444370
sl*p o’ shit

>> No.11446199

>>11442153
>>11442390
I could see these being a vegan alternative to actual bowls.

>> No.11446219

>>11445097
It's true though, anything tastes amazing with Kalle's kaviar or any kind of fish roe paste.

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>> No.11446225

>>11446174

>POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS

Is a dead iguana really that serious?

>> No.11446228

>>11444370
Ok what the fuck /ck/ Tommy's chili burgers are to die for this doesn't belong in the thread

>> No.11446230

>>11446225
They're investigating signs of foul play

>> No.11446231

>>11445835
kek

>> No.11446234

Post the meat clown again

>> No.11446260

the meat clown again

>> No.11446267

>>11442414
where were you in that kitchen pranks thread?

>> No.11446276

>>11445029
>>11446133
Genuinely made me feel sad. A happy little piggy like that is being smothered by that vacuum sealed plastic bag. :(

>> No.11446277

>>11445131
>>11445731
Fly larvae.

>> No.11446296

>>11446276
There is only peace in death anon.
He is finally free.

>> No.11446308

>>11442222
/sp/ get

>> No.11446310

>>11444315
>>11444308
Everytime you think they're done they just keep adding more shit

>> No.11446316

>>11444161
>mfw food bites back

>> No.11446333

>>11446277
that's literally the worst thing I've ever seen holy shit

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>>11442519
>veges

>> No.11446358

>>11446109
CHAOS, CHAOS

>> No.11446369

>>11445149
>eye of a blood drunk hunter

>> No.11446426

>>11446109
RIPPEN AND ENCRYPTEN

>> No.11446437

>>11446174
aw man, that's sad

>> No.11446439

>>11446277
fucking christ, that's disgusting

>> No.11446474

>>11444175
is this loss?

>> No.11446482

>>11442813
>uma delicia

>> No.11446561

>>11442723
Not really, just couple verbal commands with a proportionate physical response like cuffing or light gripping works well with them. Just gotta make it a proportionate amount of applied force, basic shit of how if they fucked with another cat it'd rough them up and put them in their place.
The key is that autists and nopets should not try this because they'll just end up beating and abusing their animals like retards.

>> No.11446567

>>11442723
>>11446561
actually I should clarify that what I was saying is for disciplining a cat that's getting hostile/aggressive and getting it to a state where it will disengage or calm itself when prompted to. It's pretty hard to get scratched by a cat that was raised properly unless you are intentionally antagonizing it or ignoring it's warnings.

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>> No.11446691

>>11445630
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teratoma

>> No.11446743

>>11442968
Based

>> No.11446775

>>11445121
I love his show too. He seems like a cool dude and I think he really knows what he's talking about.

>> No.11446788

>>11442968
>cats are skittish loners
>cats hate being alone and are attention whores
Oh.

>> No.11446815

>>11444301
Probably something his mom made him when he was a kid during the Depression. I don't knock those really old guys and their weird eating habits.

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>>11446056
I don't even know why I did this

>> No.11446902

>>11445195
we are waiting anon

>> No.11446910

>>11446897
lmao

>> No.11446959

>>11445195
I think anon here somehow died while trying this.

>> No.11446986

>>11443215
Don't post here again

>> No.11447017

>>11443492
positive reinforcement = giving something desired
positive punishment = giving something undesired
negative reinforcement = taking away something undesired
negative punishment = taking away something desired

>> No.11447144

>>11442166
youre triggering my trypophobia

>> No.11447183

>>11442773
So that's what you guys eat up there? Holy fuck.

>> No.11447259

>>11444175
The student struggle

>> No.11447296

>>11445041
>walking taco is now cursed
Ok. I don't like them, but this isn't abnormal.

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>> No.11447347

>>11445029
Sleep tight porker

>> No.11447362

>>11445031
That doesn't look so bad wouldn't mind trying gator if that is gator, sadly you cant get it where I live.

>> No.11447419

>>11443572
Oh god this absolutely triggers me

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>> No.11447460

>>11442061
WHOAAAA DUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEE
GHOOOOOOOOOOOOST PIZZAAAAAAAAA
RADICAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

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>> No.11447520

>>11443292
Thanks meatwreck

>> No.11447545

>>11445029
sleep tight porker

>> No.11447611

>>11444171
>erma de bean

This is a delicacy, friendo

>> No.11447670

>>11443572
That actually looks all right, and this is coming from someone who hates candy corn.

>> No.11447722

>>11443348
> THE MOST FAMOUS
> H E D G E H O G

>> No.11447789

>>11442166
i hate how this makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable

>> No.11447799

>>11447451
what even is this

>> No.11447884

>>11445058
>one chocolate dipped pickle cumin' up!

>> No.11447915

>>11445097
We have strayed so far from God

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>> No.11448399

>>11443292
Just make a regular burger, wrap in foil then iron. Sure you get some metallic taste but its the only way. My uni life was saved by my iron

>> No.11448402

>>11445075
Holy shit I have that same spoon

>> No.11448448

>>11445071
RATS
WE'RE RATS
WE'RE THE RATS

>> No.11448457

>>11445162
>One corn and mayo wall pizza comin' up!

>> No.11448459

>>11446109
RIPPEN
I
P
P
E
N

>> No.11448463

>>11447328
fucking southerners

>> No.11448478

>>11445097
>Swede

But of course. The cum was probably halal.

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I made this one myself. Not one of my best cooking moments.

>> No.11448492

>>11445162

This is more disgusting than the fetuses, tumors and literal insects posted thus far.

>> No.11448496

>>11445332
>Mass Effect Autism was /v/s fault

U wot.

>> No.11448575

>>11444161
beautiful picture

>> No.11448577

>>11444439
>would of
nigger

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>>11443477

>> No.11449164

>>11448448
WE PREY AT NIGHT
WE STALK AT NIGHT
WE'RE THE RATS

>> No.11449282

>>11448107
Huh?