/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11433146
I'm not going to give you a chance to bully me

>>11433146
>no kitchen is small enough to fit in a frame of a single photograph
I'm fairly confident yours is

>>11433146
>el paso taco dinner pack
>preground black pepper
>landline phone
Boomer detected.

>>11433146
No!
I'm at a hotel right now anyway, and there's not even a microwave in my room. I've never seen that before.

The only upside of having a cockroach infestation (disgusting neighbors) is that I'm now deeply uncomfortable with anything other than a spotless kitchen. Dishes are always cleaned immediately and I even have a tupperware set aside for food scraps so none go in the garbage.

>>11433293
The landline phone is important for emergencies in case the power goes out mister. It's important to be prepared, I'm slowly growing my emergency stockpile day by day. I don't foresee any immediate disasters, so I just do things like buy a lighter every time I go to 7-11, and extra food at the grocery store every month to keep in my cellar and such.
>>11433309
I don't have a microwave in my house, it's not necessary.

>>11433150
Your kitchen is probably filled with gay pheromone laced cake mix anyways

>>11433326

>>11433324
Welp, I would think that the one place where it might actually BE necessary is a hotel room...

Here's mine. I have a pot of chilli on the stove and a pan of Chelsea buns proving on the toaster oven.

>>11433146
Yours look like shit

>>11433344
>breaking into a fancy kitchen just to post on /ck/

okiee buds

>>11433414
collegekid for sure

enjoy life, loser, you're gonna need it

>>11433344


Oh my God I love your kitchen.

>>11433431
>Collegekid
Hmmmmm

Fuck
How badly am I fucked
Without me explaining my job, what I do or what I'm worth tell me

>>11433344


I have that exact same pot on my cooker right now, yours looks more modern than mine but that heavy heavy weight red pot is great for chilli and soup.

I love big fridges like that. I fantasize about opening one full of strawberries, champagne and watermelon.

>>11433344


I also love the fact you have an island you can work at or eat at. That reminds me of American films when I was younger and the kitchens always seemed so huge, usually with islands like that in the middle.

>>11433326
How can any normal alpha male be so familiar with these product?

I'm off today and have been thinking about doing some cleaning for the past 5 hours...

>>11433431
>>11433445
Look
I'm getting a bit self conscious here
What is wrong with my place

>>11433344


Congratulations on having an aspirational kitchen.

>>11433463

>>11433414


Anon, it is time to get that counter a little tidy isn't it? It looks like you have been chopping marijuana at the table with a pair of scissors no less.

>>11433463
>>11433466
>*crack*, *sip*, ahh, nothing like the old women's touch

>>11433466

Very comfy kitchen. I like your seven up sign, I used to collect glass bottles myself.

>>11433453
Same here. I grew up living in apartments and trailers, so now that I'm old as shit, I wanted a house with a nice kitchen.

I'm on mobile, so no clue how to reply to everyone at once, so THANKS! to all.

>>11433472


Yes looks like a woman has been present. It looks like it has been cleaned properly.

>>11433472
i build the cabinets...the old lady did the decoratin'

>>11433473
thanks

>>11433476

Good work anon, it looks like the heart of the home.

>>11433462
Relax, man. It's not the worst in the thread.

>>11433437
>>11433453
>>11433464
>>11433469
>>11433473

You remind me of a Middle Eastern tranny I met on a train in Germany back in 2005 who couldn't stop raving about how much she loved America and Americans to me and my girlfriend. Your manner of speak and spacing is so uncanny it's almost Proustian.

>>11433462
It's just easy to tell at a glance it's a dwelling of a college student. perhaps go visit your neighbour and you will be able to see for yourself how similar his domicile is to your own.

Hope things work out for you as you planned them in university, because if they do, great. But if they don't, your life isn't going to be very rosy.

>>11433486

Yes well you give me recollection of Freuds essay on the uncanny and the misplacement of our shadow.

>>11433481
The cabinets are nice. Everything else just looks gaudy and impractical.

>>11433486

The knots of your soul are ghastly from on high

Always beware how you judge the friendly stranger

>>11433491
>It's just easy to tell at a glance it's a dwelling of a college student.
I'm an executive at a company and I live in an area where I don't want to spend too much money on a house
I should stop living this way and just get a damn house of my own

I'm depressed/stressed out from my career
I don't have time to clean daily and I actually still live in an apartment/condo

>Age 30+

>>11433503

Maybe try doing what you want in life for you rather than others.

>>11433503


Your life is something you can control.

>>11433503


Once you get the house

will you need a bigger house?

bigger garden? bigger dog?

Is the house the issue here? Or is it finding the arena in which you flourish in which case anywhere will be home, for everywhere shall bring you peace.

>>11433503


Whatever you do in life.

Dont end up like Michael Aquino.

>>11433503
>I'm depressed/stressed out from my career
That's how you know you chose the wrong career. Just change careers. It's not hard. I'm doing it now and I've never been happier in my life.

>>11433496
thanks
i make 2 jokes about this kitchen
>which room am i in? 'kitchen'...oh, shit....good thing that sign is there
>hi, welcome to cracker barrel, what can i git for ya, darlin'?

>>11433344
you post this shit in every thread
seriously get married or something

>>11433503


He is a man without peace because he plucked the flowers of his soul too early and castigated the ground for baring no bloom.

>>11433460
oh my god
that handsoap is atrocious what's wrong with you

>>11433532
Care to explain further?

>>11433535
Wha? It's just softsoap? What's wrong with softsoap?

>>11433535
I almost never wash my hands in the kitchen because of that. In the bathroom I use Target brand foaming hand soap, which is pretty innocuous, but nothing special. I used to be very particular (autistic) about my hand soap, but just recently moved into a new place and brought that one from under the sink at the old place.

>>11433544

God loves Satan because God is perfect.

Satan can contemplate on that.

>>11433555
>>11433552
it's not JUST softsoap it's the gayest form of softsoap, the honey kind that leaves your hands feeling disgusting and smelling fucking off.

>>11433460
>thermofoil covered mdf cabinet doors
>pulls in wrong location
>gap between range and base cabs is big enough to throw a cat through
shit tier builder grade kitchen/10

>>11433544


God chooses when to play Human and when to play God

God chooses when to participate and when to command The Mind War

>>11433580
if you know what your god knows, your god is a pussy.

>>11433460
>that pile of double chalupa boxes
Are you the guy eating taco bell every day from that other thread?

>>11433589

Feilong certainly.

>>11433578
I don't think I understood any of that, but yeah, the place was built around WWII and probably hasn't been upgraded since the 80's. I moved to California for reasons and it was literally the best place that wasn't an hour commute that I could afford - also a pretty decent area. I'm doing the best I can with it, but also sometimes think about the irony of slitting my wrist every time I grab a paper towel.

>>11433593
It's possible; there are lots of threads.

Cities may burn, floods may destroy, pestilence may kill, and wars may ravage, yet a word may survive – Henry Binkley Stein

One of the easiest and most effective ways to promote a deception is by the misspelling of words...In the translation from the original Irish scriptures, the Irish names were changed by the practice of the most astute cunning in order to conceal the source from which they were obtained. In many instances these names have been distorted and misspelled to such an extent that it has required long sustained and patient effort to trace them to their true and proper form - (The Bible: An Irish Book)

>>11433344
Wish i still lived at my parents as well

The opening line of the Gospel of John reads "In the beginning was the word..." There is a certain humor here.

Ancient Irish and Scottish annals confirm that Irish-Scythians were welcomed in Egypt before and during the reign of Akhenaton.

. Professor L. A. Waddell leaves us in no doubt that the Phoenicians (among the first settlers in ancient Egypt) were Caucasian Goths. However, I conclude that other pre-Celtic Caucasian visitors and settlers include the Luvians, Ghebers, Gutians, Chaldeans, Amorites, Medes, Philistines, Idumeans (Edomites), early Amenists, and the notorious Hyksos Shepherd Kings (or Shasu). We should also include the extremely ancient Shemsu Hor or Disciples of Horus, described in texts discovered at the Temple of Edfu.

>>11433573
I don't like it, but it's not the honey kind. I would never put out a soap with that particular hue.

>>11433503
>>11433544
Hello friend. I've returned from my bathtub to give you this message. Unfortunately, I was wrong about your age, but right about the path of a college degree sending you towards a destination of misery. Much quicker than I thought it would happen.

First about your habitation, it's mostly pattern recognition that lead me to the conclusion of college student, such as the familiar layout. I wager there is a living room just out of view of that picture. But there was some deduction in regards to the solitary dining table that is clearly unused, but it is not necessary for one to be in college to only eat in front of his computer. Anyway.

You are free mister, you have no girlfriend or anything else tying you down and hopefully now you are awake to what it is you desire, moreso than you were at the age you went to school. Go find something that makes you happy. For me, I live cheaply like you do, but I found it by renting a rundown house in a small town no one else wanted. I work short hours because I found an agreeable job that lets me pick my own hours. If I want to work seven days a week, I can, and if I want to take my weekend right now, I can do that too. I spend my leisure time working on various projects. I got a grand scheme cooking right now that I really shouldn't talk about because if it works out how I think it should, it'll be national news.

So anyway, what makes you happy? It sure isn't this career grind and futile search for companionship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lGDsuALCsU

These Westerners brought with them their cultural elements, their arts and sciences, and also their language. Indeed the great colleges of the Scythian sages were once well known throughout the world. It is only because of a sinister and persistent campaign of deception that these facts have been concealed and denied

...from 7,000 to 10,000 years before Christ, there lived a people in that region, which, as the bees send off in the spring their successive swarms, poured out its streams if emigration all over Europe, and into India, Bactria, Media and Persia; everywhere conquering the indigenous races, and becoming the Celts of Spain, Britain and Ireland, the Northmen of Sweden, Norway and Denmark, the ancient Goths and modern Germans, the Slavic and Lithuanian races, the Greeks and Romans, the Hindus and the Medians and Persians. You hardly utter a sentence of our English tongue without speaking some word which was spoken in the same sense by that ancient people, ten thousand years ago or more - Albert Pike (Lectures of the Arya)

>>11433631


Loser

.

>>11433631
>So anyway, what makes you happy? It sure isn't this career grind and futile search for companionship.
My job still makes me happy but I'm broken
I thought this career would be the thing where i make it big
Move to another state and felt like a million bucks
New job, promotions, salaries, bonuses, stock options, flying across the country
And than after my last promotion I slowly realized it all meant nothing for me anymore and I have been stuck in this depression for a year now (ever since the promotion)
With this promotion I was opened a new door higher than I ever imagined but I began to compare my life to others quickly. Everyone is either married or has a gf meanwhile I'm alone in a new state. The money isn't the problem or the career choices

Its more so me realizing how lonely i have become and I can't even clean up my own place anymore
That was only one picture, sadly my whole apartment is a mess


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSGTo_laeCs&index=4&list=RDiumemXeL6SQ

>>11433462
Dont worry it's just memes
Everything in life gets easier and better after college

>>11433677
>Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)00:27:25 No.11433


Could be worse anon, you could be talking to yourself on the internet.

>>11433695

The authority of Matthew Arnold, Professor of Poetry in the University of Oxford, ougbt, on a subject relating to English poetry, to have great weight with the English reader; both because he is a man of great learning, especially in poetry, and is an impartial witness on this special subject of Gaelic learning. He declares that "rhyme is the most striking characteristic of our modern poetry as distinguished from that of the ancients, and a main source to our poetry of its magic charm of what we call its romantic dement; rhyme itself, all the weight of evidence tends to show, comes into our poetry from the Kelts" - ibid

Like Professor Waddell, eminent scholars such as Samuel Dunlop and others confirm that the language of the Jews was identical to that of the Phoenicians who had settled Egypt in the earliest times:
The Hebrew and Phoenician languages are practically identical - (The Ghebers of Hebron, 1894)

The Hebrew language was Phoenician - ibid

Pheonix-ian

Is it typical of USA to have the microwave just above the oven instead of a hut?

>>11433322
cozy kitchen

>>11433458
Consuming them daily helps

>>11433735
The micro waves have built in vent fans.

>>11433865
And if they're not connected to an outside vent, it does nothing.

>>11433146
>no kitchen is small enough to fit in a frame of a single photograph
Mine is literally a sink and stovetop in the same hallway as my washing machine and toilet/bathroom.

>>11433322
clean but too many appliances

>>11433146
Single frame kitchenette reporting in

Come on you fucking faggots this is 4chan

where are all the fucking disgusting hoarder fucking kitchens?

fuck this place, bunch of fucking normies.

It's a fairly active kitchen

>>11435081
bros any advice on sinks mine has looked like this for months

I was soaking that pan to get it cleaner but it seems the pan just made the sink dirty

>>11435151
the sink in question

>>11433453
I always wanted one where the island has the stove in it

>tfw your kitchen is so disgusting that the roaches don't even fuck with it

not mine but i live in the same company/design of apartment.

I would say it not normally this much of a mess but it is.

>>11435210
How old is babby?

>>11435210
what is the shit you have so many cans of you choose to store some of it on the floor?

>>11435210
god, the ambient blue + the raindrops, cozy as fuck. Make some tea for me

>>11434728
Cute kitchen what country do you live in

>>11433146

Fuck my life

>>11435431
Looks cozy, but flat.

>>11435465
I guess it's because it's a very large kitchen

man my stovetop looks even worse in the picture
ill clean it soon

>>11435513
throw your empty soda containers away please

>>11435546
no, some of them are discontinued products

>>11435554
Gee do you also keep empty liquor bottle on a shelf by your bed?

>>11435558
i dont drink booze so no
theres nothing wrong with that if you do

>>11435513
You live a sad life.

>>11435571
everyone lives a sad life most are just in denial aboot it

it's also a 100 year old apartment building

>>11435410
Taiwan. A kitchen is pretty unnecessary here since I eat out for every single meal. Not going to lie, I don't really miss cooking.

>>11435449
You're suppose to clean clothes in that dump?

>>11435554
>Some

Then throw out the ones that arent?

>>11435271
Formula, the one in the floor is empty and was being used as a drum
>>11435260
A two year old and an almost 5 month old

>>11433466
Are you a woman in her seventies?

>>11433555
Throw out the cruddy under the sink soap and buy one you like at the dollar store. Life's too short.

My kitchen is gross and reeks of NEET.

>>11435571
>said the man on fourchan

old photo because i can't be bothered
I dont even eat cereal anymore

>>11438406
kek

>>11433146

>>11438780
Cat on the stove...

>>11435184
社宅か? めっちゃ狭いやん

>>11438791

>>11438818

>>11438780
>drop panel ceiling
you live in a double wide, don't you?

>>11438830
Oddly enough no, its a cabin whose prior owner tried to renovate the kitchen & bathroom but failed horribly. The only 2 rooms here that have that ugly ceiling & they added carpet to the bathroom. Pic related is thd bathroom

>>11438830
And pic related, the outside

My counter is really crowded.

>>11433344
>amazing kitchen
>fucking folgers coffee
Boomers were a mistake.

>>11438780
did you know you have a rat on your stove?

>>11438880
Looks comfy. Nice chimney, is it serviceable?

mine :3

>>11435634
So you presumably live in a small ass appartment with a shitty kitchen but can afford takeout every day ?

>>11438818
what a disgusting looking creature
looks like it should be feeding on corpses at night

>>11435449
Bells whiskey and co-op bags. are you a britfag?

>>11433146
> no kitchen is small enough to fit in a frame of a single photograph
Hold my beer and watch this

>>11438406
kek

>>11434728
Jesus.

Hate all you want

>>11433322
90's called, they want their blender back.

I inherited my Grandmothers house, the interior was shit when I moved in, but I have been renovating the interior myself with the help of my dad, here's what my kitchen looked like when I moved in.

>>11441867
And here's what it looks like now.

>>11433322
whats on the back of your kitchen aid mixer?

>>11433344
i love your color scheme. Teal accent color is the best

Main reason why I decided to rent this place was for the kitchen. Not particularly updated or anything, but spacey.

>>11438406

>>11441867
>>11441875
A+ renovation on that kitchen, anon

>>11439606
I'm actually GenX, haha. The Folgers is actually pretty good. I was doing the whole grind your own beans, French press bullshit but the difference in quality was negligible. I grind beans for my cold brew, but for drip, my $9.95 Folgers is great for the daily fix.

>>11439650
No, my apartment is a very nice size. More than enough space for two people. Taiwan just isn't a cooking country for the most part, the majority of apartments don't have full kitchens regardless of the size. Buying take out is cheaper than buying groceries. I spend less than 6usd on food everyday. It's a very nice life style, but obviously not for everyone.

>>11441875
Your otr is way to close to the range for proper venting. I'm reporting you for code violations.

>>11434815
Cozy.

>>11441841
>souper meal
>cheap beer
>cheap wine
>voss water
>gay figurines
You fucking idiot

>>11435431
I really dig that. Looks like a comfy place to cook a nice Sunday dinner

>>11438780
>>11438818
La goblina!

>be me
>love to cook but have a small, shitty, out dated kitchen
>can still knock out pretty awesome dishes despite this
>see all these spacious, modern kitchens full of instant ramen and pizza boxes
Pathetic
Why are fucks even here?

Most of these kitchens aren't half bad, I though we would see a lot more nasty ones like Dino tendies.

>>11433344
That's beautiful.

>>11438406
I knew before I clicked that it would be something like that.

>>11433344
I like your kitchen anon
>>11438406
faggot

>>11433146

>>11445253
looks small but cozy

>>11433322
Comfy as fuck, love the plant!

>>11433344
blessed digits

>>11438406
KEK

>>11434728
baste minimalist jap-or-weeb

>>11433146

since you asked...

>>11446494
looks more like what I expected the average /ck/ users kitchen to look like, though it could just be the people with normal or nice kitchens are the only ones who want to show pics which is why we see so many decent ones in this thread.

>>11441841
Is that a pet food dish on you dry rack anon ? Wtf

>>11434815
God that refrigerator placement would drive me fucking crazy. So much potential prep space lost.

Nothing special.

I put all my pots/pans away in the cupboards when I'm done with them. Cooking/serving utensils are in the drawers next to the stove.

Also, yes I know the lighting sucks but unfortunately I >rent so there isn't much I can do about it.

>>11435431
is your kitchen in the attic?

>>11435431
is your kitchen in the attic?
>>11435554
so what? they're not worth anything and won't be worth anything. they're fucking mass produced by the millions mountain dew and brisk iced tea bottles, not vintage coca cola bottles. you're just hoarding them

also buy a dish rack so your dishes aren't drying on top of your counter

>>11438868
>carpeted bathroom
what the hell?
>>11438887
why isn't that stuff in your cupboards?
>>11441875
how much did the reno cost?

>>11438887
Mind the gap.

>>11446917
how do i get this done for me

>>11446867
>>>11441875 (You)
>how much did the reno cost?

The reno was actually pretty cheap for what we did, the floor is textured vinyl interlocking planks, came in around $300, kept the old cabinets and counter-top, just repainted them, the counter-top turned out really nice with a layer of epoxy on top of the paint, I used a counter-top refinishing kit like:
https://www.amazon.com/Giani-Granite-FG-GI-SLATE-Countertop/dp/B01MTR3YJV/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&qid=1541735552&sr=8-16&keywords=countertop+refinishing+kit

The appliances are all new obviously, I bought them together in a bundle for about $3k and that was the largest expense. The sink and faucet were about $300, and the crown molding was like $100, and paint for the walls was probably another $100.


All in I probably spent less than $5k on it, none of it too difficult, hardest parts were cutting out old cabinets to fit in the dishwasher and the cabinet above the fridge to fit a taller fridge.

>>11446917
looks like a fucking monkey installed the countertops
likely him

>>11438406
is that a pussy with balls?

>>11446867
Carpeted bathrooms were quite possibly the weirdest thing to come out of the 70s. My grandparents had a carpeted bathroom well into the 1980s

>>11438818
Take that cute kot to the vet, he/she looks like they have cat scabies (the dark spots inside the ears)

i could probalby clean some of the shit ontop of my fridge but not too bad overall, the oven doesnt wrk tho

>>11433146
I'm so glad I don't have to deal with apartment kitchens anymore

>>11435513
I'm getting flashbacks to my first apartment

>>11447926
why did you smear poo on your fridge

>>11433406

Those are some big pots for a frustratingly small sink

>>11448299
The fuck? Is that a condemned building?

>>11433146
I live in a Japanese flat. I literally have two electric hobs inbuilt next to a sink. With a microwave on top of my fridge.
Id take a picture but its 10pm so its bedtime.

>>11448344
Bonus this moldy ass coffee mug

>>11448251
lol nah they are rust patches, this fridge spent a bit of time outside but works really well still and is pretty big, its all clean inside

>>11448344
you should fill the sink with hot water put detergent in and move some of the shit around to start cleaning that shit

>>11438406
Where is your greensuit? Kekked.

>>11448323
A listed historical 16th century German water mill actually

Mine. It’s a bit pokey but I manage fine in it.

>>11448584
The view isn’t bad though.

>>11433322
>having a cockroach infestation (disgusting neighbors)
They're Turks?