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Calorie log for today so far:

Breakfast: 2300 Cal

I meant to only eat about 400. Guess no lunch or dinner for me.

>> No.11435721

>>11435716
Tell us what you ate you fat shit

>> No.11435724

>>11435716
Did you chug the syrup bottle or something? How the fuck did you eat 2300 calories for breakfast you mong?

>> No.11435725

>>11435716
you are still going to eat dinner fatty, then tomorrow or the next day you will be sad about it and eat even more and get even fatter, you are doomed to be a fatty forever, always getting larger because you are a sad sack of shit with no willpower.

>> No.11435731

>>11435716
Are you just, like, constantly hungry or something?

>> No.11435732

why not get a tapeworm to help you out?

>> No.11435750
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11435750

>2300kcal for breakfast
How?

>> No.11435774
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11435774

This is my favorite wojak ever.

>> No.11435775

>>11435750
>2300kcal
>2300*1000 cal
>2300000 cal
????

>> No.11435783

>>11435775
SO IF A KILOCALORIE IS A THOUSAND CALORIES AND A CALORIE IS ALSO A KILOCALORIE DOESN'T THAT MEAN A CALORIE IS A THOUSAND KILOCALORIES WHICH IS A MILLION CALORIES WHICH ENDS UP BEING A BILLION KILOCALORIES AND

>> No.11435790

>>11435716
ive been trying to bulk and i struggle to reach 2300 all day, what the actual fuck did you eat

>> No.11435811

>>11435716
And I thought I had a fat breakfast with 4 slices of brown bread with truffle brie, green pepper pate, mixed nut butter and sour orange marmelade (not all in one of course).

>> No.11435825
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11435825

Absolutely based OP

>> No.11435835

>>11435775
Idiot

>> No.11435862
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11435862

>tfw i will never be american and eat a calorie log

>> No.11435870

>>11435775

6 mcgriddles and 3 sausage biscuits

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11436051

Eat cronchy vegge.
Sjws rise up

>> No.11436215

>2300 kcal
>breakfast

LMAO

>> No.11436225

>>11435774
OH I like that one. May I save it friend?

>> No.11436237

>>11435716
>I meant to only eat about 400.
rexies BTFO

>> No.11436258

>>11435716
Do OMAD fatfag

>> No.11436299

>going to a thread where someone is calling themselves fat so you can call them fat
It must be nice being so autistic...

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11436328

>>11435774
>>11436225
Fat people are gross but fat wojak is oddly cute
>>11435716
How much do you weight? And what did you eat for breakfast? Were you just unable to stop eating or you don't know about counting calories and portion control? I'm not even trying to make fun of you, I'm really confused how you did this

>> No.11436335

>>11435716
Seriously?
How do fatasses eat this much food? It has to be a chore?
I struggle to get to 1000 calories a day. It's just so time consuming to constantly buy and prepare that much food.

>> No.11436338

>>11435716
I had 500 calories for breakfast, egg cheese sandwich, a banana, and a can of soda.

I still got 1000 cal. to spare.

I've been on somewhat of a diet, I lowered my carb and sugar intake by a substantial amount, and stopped drinking booze. Lost 15 lbs so far.

>> No.11436365

> OP is dead

>> No.11437225

I don't even eat 2300 calories in a day...Jesus fucking christ OP

>> No.11437234

>>11436338
>and a can of soda
Why? If you're trying to lose weight, why are you drinking soda?
People who drink their calories are retarded. You'd lose so much more weight so much quicker if you just drank water, or seltzer, or even diet soda.

>> No.11437248

>>11435724
>>11435750
>>11436215
>>11437225
This. What the fuck? How do you do this? That's 53 strips of bacon.

>> No.11437259

>>11437234
Beer.

>> No.11437262

>>11436335
>fatties
>preparing food
They're not eating 1,000 calories of chicken breast. The most "preparing" they do is putting a frozen pizza in an oven.

>> No.11437303

>>11435790
Drink beer you absolute faggot

>> No.11438197
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>>11435716
protip for OP or anyone struggling with losing weight: foods differ vastly in how satisfied they make you feel. Sure, if you are on a caloric deficit you will feel fairly hungry a lot of the time. But you can take the edge off your cravings by eating the right food.

Pic related is my dinner: a can of sardines and two bowls of egg drop soup/congee. Total 550 calories. Congee is very filling and quick (only needs 20 minutes to cook the rice). Next time I might try half rice half creamed corn to get the real egg drop soup flavor.

>> No.11438215

Going completely off the top of my head
>3 donuts- 900 calories
>4 cheesy eggs- 500 calories
>4 slices of bacon- 200 calories
>3 glasses of milk- 500 calories
That gets me to 2100. I could definitely do that, getting to 2300 wouldn't be that hard. Not that I'd ever actually do it.

>> No.11438218

Meanwhile my calorie log for the day: 0

You should try fasting for a day, it's like keeping an addict away from what they are addicted to to stop the cravings.

>> No.11438248

>>11435811
hate that you got dubs on this disgustingly pretentious post

>> No.11438252

>>11435716
Don't feel bad OP I indulged today much more than I should have. I need to practice my self control before things get out of hand.

>> No.11438370

>>11435716
about 2800 calories for me today. snacks got me a bit.

that said, i also go to the gym and lift heavy weights 4-5 days a week, so an occasional day of surplus ain't gonna kill me