/ck/ - Food & Cooking

is

something i will never experience

>>11435541
like a normal person.

t. Charlie sheen

>>11435522
>beans for breakfast
Is that why brits smell so bad?

>>11435522
>>11435560
Also,

>1 egg

What a shit brekky

That sausage looks cheap

>>11435522
>posting a child's portion

>>11435569

>>11435569
You probably don't have to eat anything for the rest of the day.

>>11435569
>And 1 large Diet Coke, please.

>>11435587
>not washing it down with black tea with 50 spoons of sugar

>>11435593

>black tea

continentals fuck off

>>11435678
milky tea is fucking rank m8

>>11435780

>>11435782

>>11435788
>chips with a full english
i really hate that

>>11435522
i'm not afraid to try blood pudding, i'm just disgusted by it
but it sounds good
but i'd never try it

>>11435522
SECKS

>>11435569
This is why Bongs are such fat, pasty, disgusting, ignorant and generally unappealing creatures. Go suck the Queen's asshole.

>>11435821
I agree. They're the most obese nation on earth besides mexico.
>fried meat
>fried eggs
>fried bread
>fried BEANS
>FRIED LEGUMES
>FRIED FRUIT
>FRIED BLOOD

>>11435845

>>11435569
>>11435522
Honestly to lads who have this on the regular, doesn't the fatty taste not put you off?

>>11435885
the only people who eat this more than once a week are 20 stone construction workers who carry half a tonne of bricks around for 8 hours a day.
as a fuel for hard labour, it's a fantastic breakfast.

>>11435522
>roasted tomatoes
why the fuck?! just eat it raw

>>11435903
tomatoes are actually more nutricious when cooked

>>11435903
Tomatoes actually taste better when cooked.

>>11435890
>sausage, eggs, butter, and oil drenched vegetables

Do they work alongside cardiologists?

>>11435930
>>11435933
Yikes

>>11435941
>being this much of a retard that you can't even comprehend cooked tomatoes

>>11435941
>what is lycopene
you are really dumb

What are the black circles?

>>11436150
black pudding

>>11435885
Most only have it on Sunday mornings

>>11435581
Because you will be shitting for the rest of the day.

>>11435941
>tomatoes and mushrooms are vegetables
hey guys, we've got a retard here
what shall we do with him?

>>11436630
>mfw americans shit themselves so frequently they have come to think the rest of the world does too

>>11436636
Botanically there is no such thing as a vegetable, these are culinary definitions. Looks like you're the retard, here.

>>11436653
mushrooms aren't even plants, so it's the culinary terms that are retarded, not me.

>>11435522
that bread looks under-fried.

>>11436666
checked
the yolk has burst as well. i would send it back.

>>11436668
I would probably just leave and have a sausage and bean melt at Greggs tbf. Not like my mum can't fry me some bread when I get home.

She probably would anyway. She's a diamond my mum.

>>11436686
love mums i do

>>11436690
Nobody fries bread like a proper mum.

Mine does good chips as well. I'm lucky having my mum.

>>11436749
we're all lucky having your "mum"

>>11435569

>>11435569
I'm a fat yank and even I find that intimidating as hell. How the fuck do they eat all of that? Looks good though.

>>11436657
Mushrooms are biologically fungi, but culinarily a vegetable. Learn 2 gastronomy m8

>>11435845
>Brits
>most obese nation
not by a long shot Britain is at 36 on the list of country by obesity, the United States on the other hand is at 12.

>>11438876
who's 2

A Full English isn't good unless you coat it in black pepper powder (not freshly ground).

>>11435903
raw tomatoes are fucking disgusting

>>11435885
The full english is a manufactured ideal conceived of by the well to-do. I garuntee you it's origins come from some city dwelling nonce visiting the country and asking all the farmers what sort of food they eat for breakfast

>well, you know, sometimes bacon, sometimes toast, tomatos, mushrooms, eggs, beans, blood sausage... that sort of thing

And then the city dweller went AHAH and threw it ALL onto a plate at once, when prior to the commercial revolution there's no way a farmer would have or could afford such a huge glut of food for one meal and probably wouldn't eat such a heavy fucking breakfast anyway when they had to work

It's a cultural myth, like America and the self made man.

>>11438889
Cook islands, mostly because they eat lots of corned beef

>>11439094
it's the other way around actually. the full english breakfast was typically eaten by the wealthy until the 20th century when it became affordable for the working classes.
plenty of tradesmen, labourers, builders etc will eat this breakfast most mornings, although not generally a portion as big as >>11435569
that's like a challenge that portion. like how in america places will serve buckets of wings as a challenge and other huge meals.

>>11435560
You don't know what these beans are like, you're ignorant.

>>11439094
>there's no way a farmer would have or could afford such a huge glut of food for one meal and probably wouldn't eat such a heavy fucking breakfast anyway when they had to work
The trick is they get up at 4:30 and do five hours of work before actually sitting down for breakfast.

>>11435903
Have you every tried a roasted tomato its brings out all the sweet and umami goodness out.

>>11435821

>>11439222
>wealthy
>eating tinned beans
Huh?

>>11439303
>reading comprehension
Huh?

>>11435569

is that fried bread? niceu. let me get 3 mugs of tea with that too. tiny bit of milk and no sugar

>>11439303
Those beans have to be imported from America. So in the days before modern commercial industry it would be very expensive if the beans even existed as part of the dish at that time, which I doubt.

>>11439312
>Huh?
What?

>>11439359
>What?
Eh?

>>11435792
its delicious
just shut your eyes and eat it

If you're not a fucking day laborer, you don't need breakfast

I've had sex before, many times, and all I can think about associating that image with sex is that it's supposed to be a representation of someone with literally all the STDs.

>>11439979
thanks for going out of your way to inform us of your sexual prowess
i am in awe of you

>>11435522
english breakfast is unironically the best breakfast on earth, gerfag admitting this. Like baked beans, eggs, sausages and butter soaked toast? Who would deny that?

>>11439951
This.

>>11440025
>your sexual prowess
Kek. I'm in my 30's and by no means a tiger, but keep LARPing as an incel on the adult board if that's what get's you off. I'don't think I've even talked to anyone who hasn't had sex in well over a year.

>>11440087
thank you for still going on about your sexual prowess on a cooking board in a thread about fried breakfasts
im still in awe of you

>>11440122
>on a cooking board in a thread about fried breakfasts
OP literally posted a pic of shit and wrote "sex".

>>11435569
>no Guinness
>lack of potatoes
Irish are laffing at you bongs

>>11440173
>lack of potatoes
>Irish are laffing
ok paddy

>>11437221
Pretty uncalled for tbf

>>11435569
I would unironically take that out for a date, pay for its Nandos, get it drunk at Yates's and then take it home and fuck it all night.

And then call in sick at work the next day so I could fuck it some more.

>>11439459
>Eh?
Hm?

>>11440173
probably didn't want to drink away their rent money again, Mick

>>11439303
Heinz Baked Beans were first sold in England in 1886 by Fortnum and Mason of Piccadilly (estd 1707)

They started out as a luxury good. Sorry to have to school you.

>>11440640
OH YEAH? Well, Bush's baked beans were first sold IN FRANCE in 309 AD by BARNUM AND BAILEY
shows what you know

>>11440164
>and so I HAD to talk about how much sex I have!

I mean, it does look as foul as most Brit women.

>>11440752
It was a tangential point, and a quote from the character posted. You're the one obsessing about it.

>>11440640
>Heinz Baked Beans were first sold in England in 1886 by Fortnum and Mason of Piccadilly (estd 1707)
Actually Heinz didn't expand their operations into the UK until 1896

>>11440626
Spend it on bangers and crumpets then, you limey fag

>>11435569
Nigga, I am 70 kilos lean and could easily just eat this for a day and don't feel hungry.

>>11440768
Please review

www[dot]fortnumandmason.com/information/our-history

at your leisure, and apologise.

Sorry to have to school you.

>>11440797
one salty potato

>>11435522
Meat tax soon fellow bongs.

>>11440762
Not the same person

>>11435780
I know what this tastes like just by looking at it. Verdict its fooking shite!

>>11435780
>>11435782
>them 20 for a pound sausages.
I've willed something bad on that person like he sharts himself at work in light coloured trousers after a mis-calculated fart or his front door key snaps in the lock.

>>11440964
Everything on these plates look sad.

>>11440197
>>lack of potatoes
>September 1845 to 1852

>>11440921
Two incels don't make it okay.

>>11440598
>Hm?
yes?

>>11441340
Cringe?