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/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>food is terrible
>burned, half raw, too pale, dry as fuck, watery or any combination thereof
>"haha that's just how I like it, anon"
>"people have different tastes just accept that"
>their fucking face when delivering these npc lines

Who is it for you? For me it's my dad. I thought I hated steak when I was a kid because he cooked it well beyond well. Now it's "well my steaks just have more flavour on the outside and yours on the inside." He then raves about my steak skewers and asks me to cook them any opportunity. I cook them medium but each piece is only a bite so he never sees pink. "Makes chuck taste like sirloin" he says.

>> No.11426122

first post

>> No.11426133

>worrying about other people and garbage you can't control

Stop that. If your dad likes to eat garbage, fuck it, let him eat garbage.

>> No.11426134

For me it's my mom and dad. Same thing as you with steak, but also with burgers. Their burgers are charred to hell and they won't listen when I say "Don't use too much charcoal on the grill and DON'T use gasoline." All meat tastes dry, chicken like cardboard and beef like rubber. Pork is on its own level of fucked up. All vegetables taste like some sugar-water mess with an unsettling texture. And the smell is unpleasant. I stinging smell of syrupy-carrotiness but it's extremely sour to the nose. I never knew I loved onions until I realized they barely chop their onions. All dishes somehow taste identical and they've been using the same small "Autumn" cookbook for years. There's then the "modifications" to the recipe to make it "healthy," yet they're overweight and one's obese. No fats, sugar, or salt. Especially no salt. Never salt. Ever. Cut all of the fat out of everything.

>> No.11426136 [DELETED] 

Hey guys, hope you don't mind if I make the fourth post in this thread. It truly is an honor and a privilege that I get this chance to make such a monumental post.

>> No.11426141

my faggotty son wants to get worms in his gaping, cavernous rectum so he purposely eats undercooked, damn near raw steaks. he just cannot accept that my way of cooking has been established over the ages as a practical and aesthetic system, making flavorful safe grilled meats for young and old to enjoy. "daaaaad," he whines "you've ruined it! you've turned it into leather!" I responded by telling him I guess I'm his leather daddy now and now the little wimp won't even look at me in the eyes.

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>>11426116
I'm going to be generous and assume you're probably 14 or so.
I know you're angry right now, anon, part of that is the hormones, the other part is that your bread upstairs (read:brain) is still baking. As you get older, you'll realize and accept that you cannot control other people, places, and things but only how you react to them.
Best of luck on your journey to not being such a fucking baby.

>> No.11426299

>>11426133
but he's got issues where he ruins expensive ingredients and then bitches when he doesn't have money

>> No.11426303

>>11426285
>other people are just allowed to be dipshit shitheads and you have to eat it without a word
beta

>> No.11426317

>>11426303
So alpha to bitch about it online. *drops panties*

>> No.11426322

>>11426116
who is this beautiful woman.

>> No.11426326

>>11426322
I second this. I would raw dog this jewish cunt given the chance.

>> No.11426330

>>11426116
>>their fucking face when delivering these npc lines

is this how people talk now

english teachers should be allowed to beat people with impunity

>> No.11426333

>>11426116
"stop mansplaining to me"

>> No.11426377

>>11426333
No one says that IRL

>> No.11426387

>>11426322
>>11426326
her name is Fred something

>> No.11426418

>>11426299
Your dad might be stupid.

>> No.11426454

>>11426116
I like slightly too dry chicken, and if you have a problem with that I'm gonna kick the shit out of you. Once I'm done chewing this thigh meat though.

>> No.11426894

>>11426317
The two are not mutually exclusive.
>*drops panties*
Nice.

>> No.11426903

>>11426377
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TJyQpRfaGnw

Double-posting just for you.

>> No.11426930

>>11426116
Kinda reminds me of browsing on /ck/.

>> No.11426941

>>11426122
fpbp

>> No.11426963

Roommate. He likes "innovative cooking techniques like
>Grilling a steak til medium rare
>Then throwing it in a 350° oven for 12 minutes
Or
>Grilling a salmon fillet
>With a 1/2" (not kidding) of mayonnaise on top
Or
>Makes "caramelized onions"
>Wraps onion rings in tin foil and bakes them for 20 minutes

And then he starts soliciting compliments and leading questions for "feedback". I've developed a number of excuses to avoid eating anything he cooks.

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>>11426141
>I guess I'm his leather daddy now

>> No.11426971

>>11426903
Australia =\= real life.

>> No.11427457

give mommy gf

>> No.11427552

>>11426116
>My dad makes "taco soup"
>He's 69 and had a near-miss related to his heart (has a stent)
>He browns the ground beef for his soup and pours the juices into the pot with the meat (not even lean)
>When refrigerated, it gets a solidified orange layer along the top
I've gotten in the habit of partially heating, then straining that shit.