/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11422324
Inbreeding and thought restriction is my guess

fat clogging the arteries, no blood flow to the brain

coasts are sufficiently diversified in climate and economy to develop local customs and contribute to a larger continental culture
flyovers are doomed to live around cash crops with little to no metropolitan development, the best they can hope for is to develop a competitive sports team or sprout an underground movement in arts or social justice

Crabs in a bucket syndrome
Anyone with any sense gets out when they’re old enough to apply to university or join the armed forces or buy a one way bus ticket. What remains is the scum, the trash, the stupid, and the defective

>>11422324
Cincinnati is basically in Kentucky, its not the midwest

>>11422324
why do coasties always get the south and midwest so confused?

>>11422583
looks the same from 37,000 feet

>>11422579
lol at the idea that the people who remain are scummier than those who join the fucking armed forces

>>11422585
Or your mom's basement, which you rarely leave

>>11422579
>What remains is the scum, the trash, the stupid, and the defective

>>11422620
poor insult, too wordy, not scathing in the least
try again

>>11422631
Sorry for taxing your brain so much.

>>11422324
The middle east and Mexico have the highest obesity rates

>>11422597
people who join to kill people or to return to their flyover state are worthless. people who join because it’s their ticket out and then quit at the first opportunity are ok by me, it’s like prostitution or anything else

most military jobs are non combat positions

>>11422324
>using flyover as an insult

Coasties can never ever realize how great life is without them.

Please, please keep flying over.

>>11422686
>people who join because it’s their ticket out and then quit at the first opportunity
This isn't even a real thing. In flyover the military is for the people that are the real bottom tier people, those who barely can manage to finish high school (which is a pretty fucking low bar for a midwestern white person)

>>11422579
So why then do metropolitan cities have by far the greatest levels of violence and poverty?

>>11422324
>pie
It’s a walking taco
>Hocks loogie and pings tin
Where to start with this maybe the fact that you must be 18 to post here.

>loose meat sandwich
A fucking sloppy joe.

>>11422324
>desperately tries to affect low-intelligence speech while he doesn't know the difference between "attribute" and "contribute"
Then again, what am I saying? It has to be a buttfrustrated 56% coastie. I bet English isn't even its native language.

>>11422691
Thanks for growing my corn, Cletus.

I joined the air force because I heard we did 9/11 and coasties getting hit by planes makes my cock hard.

>>11422709

To be fair, we're probably considered poverty-stricken to the coastal city residents, simply because they consider our living wage to be impossible to manage when you have to split it between a studio apartment and four-dollar cans of energy drinks every day.

>>11422735
Thanks for not killing yourself.

>>11422739
>thinks four dollars a day is an extravagance
Holy shit you guys really are bottom-tier

>>11422709
Probably because the inbred Midwest is largely propped up by handouts given from the industries on the coast.
Yet you still see these literal mongoloids voting against their own interests, because they can't employ a shred of critical thinking beyond surface issues like Jeebus, muh guns and skin color.

>>11422760
Nice reading comprehension retard.
As expected of shit stain coasties.

don't ever come here coasties
you are not welcome

>>11422697
>flyover the military is for the people that are the real bottom tier people, those who barely can manage to finish high school
so in other words, nearly everyone

>>11422579

>>11422760
yeah, you are definitely confusing the midwest with the southeast coast

>>11422324
Wait hold on, for maximum immersion
>Cincinatti
How's that pronounced? is it:
>kinkinatti
>sinkinatti
>kinsinatti
>sinsinatti

>>11422778
the midwest has the best education system in the country outside maybe New England. Its really fucking hard to be a white guy in the midwest and not graduate high school

>confusing the midwest with the south
I thought coasties were smart, at least smart enough to distinguish stereotypes. Guess I was wrong.

>>11422786
like the vast majority of English words, 'C' coming before an 'I' is pronounced with an 'S' sound. Not with the 'K' Cincinnatus would have been pronounced with in classical Latin.

>>11422787
>big red blotches all over the midwest
looks like your wonderful education system failed you. where'd you go to school, iowa state?

>>11422795
are you talking about the Indian reservations in the dakotas? Places where almost no one lives?

Maybe cross reference with this

>>11422781
Your congressman officially believes that actual Nazis are better than "kids these days"

>>11422804
>Places where almost no one lives?
You mean the midwest?

>>11422804
to elaborate, most of the midwest's population lives in the band from Minneapolis to the Lake Michigan shore over lake Erie. Almost no one lives west of the Twin Cities, and people more than 3 hours south of the Great Lakes are southerners

>>11422324
>tfw the term "flyover" implies a geographic area that you never think about, because you'd only see it when flying over it.
>Yet coastcucks obsess about us and spout just... the dumbest stereotypes.

>>11422819
can you not read maps? The Great Lakes are the second most densely populated part of the country

>>11422820
>people more than 3 hours south of the Great Lakes are southerners
The US Department of the Interior disagrees

>>11422814
He's not wrong.
My grandpa made a mistake fighting against them and he paid for it dearly, may he rest in hell.

>>11422825
There are literally hundreds of "official" definitions. I am talking about the cultural midwest. People have southern accents once you get to Indianapolis

>>11422781
Hope y'all spend that $6 billion wisely.
T. the coastal industries keeping the country afloat

>>11422825
ok, there are some various definitions of the midwest, but anyone who has ever been to these places can immediately tell you fucking Arkansas is not the midwest. Not even people in Arkansas consider themselves midwestern rather than southern. What an absurd definition you are trying to push.

Also, when quoting the government keep in mind that they also think climate change is fake, and tariffs are good, so they shouldn't really be an authority on any matter

>>11422827
People have "southern accents" in upstate New York. It's just a hillbilly affectation, like waving a confederate flag, or driving a huge ass pickup truck to your job watching the video cameras at walmart

>>11422831
what are you even referring to?

>>11422834
>>11422834
>anyone who has ever been to these places can immediately tell you fucking Arkansas is not the midwest.
I've lived in MN, WI, IL, and OH, and visited Arkansas, and I can assure you it is the midwest

Also, I like it how the idiots you installed in government are now being used by you as proof that big gubmint is bad

>>11422826
So it looks like we therefore agree that the midwest and the south are both just "flyover land" and splitting hairs over this is pointless

>>11422836
yeah, those are all cultural southern things

>>11422839
How is Arkansas possibly more like the Great Lakes than it is like the south?

>>11422836
>t. Unemployed renter

>>11422837
Are you aware of current events in your own fucking state or does the rest of the world need to fill you in?
https://www.ibj.com/articles/70594-as-aid-checks-go-out-farmers-worry-tariff-bailout-wont-be-enough

>>11422852
The south is just midwest + more black people. Same food, same values, same belief system.

Black people are only like 10% of the population in arkansas, pretty much like the other midwestern states.

A better question is how is arkansas NOT like the midwest. You can now troll through wikipedia for stuff to split hairs over, like they don't have Corn Daze™ every july, instead they have Pork Daze™ or Watermelon Daze™, but it's the same shit.

>>11422839
Oh, so since 34% of eligible voters in my state voted for Trump I can't make fun of the government's incompetence?

>>11422854
How can I be unemployed if I took your jerrrb?

>>11422697
It molds them into the worst kind of person as well, a near-retard with a false sense of superiority. Sort of like the person who started this thread, but with a smidge more initiative.

>>11422863
>tfw South Park memes
Confirmed for sub-human?
Confirmed for sub-human.

>>11422855
and you think thats is being entirely funded by NYC and LA, and that Midwesterners do not pay more ino the federal government than they take?

Also, do you think many midwesterners are farmers?

>>11422861
Arkansas, the birthplace of Wal-Mart, is the height of midwestern culture. Anyone who says otherwise is arguing in bad faith.

>>11422697
Protip: most people who go into the military are from military families.

Its gotten to the point where the US has a de facto military caste.

Seriously tho, why are you such a dumbass?

>>11422869
>a children's cartoon invented nativism
Zoomer logic

>>11422722
SEETHING

>>11422877
>Its gotten to the point where the US has a de facto military caste.

I keep saying this but no one believes me.

>>11422861
>The south is just midwest + more black people
Even if it were that simple, that is a huge distinction
>Same food
lol what? This one would probably offend southerners who have a rather distinct cuisine, the Midwest is much more like the northeast when it comes to food than the south
>same values, same belief system.
The south is overwhelmingly evangelical with extreme religiosity. The Midwest is mostly Catholic or Lutheran (Catholic light), with pretty low religiosity. Catholics are basically unheard of in the south besides the French enclave in New Orleans, an southerners mostly consider them on par with Jews

Also, they vote much differently, the midwest is mostly swing states or democrat states, while the south has huge republican majorities that are never at risk despite the huge black populations that vote like 95% democrat. Its actually remarkable how homogeneous the white population in the south is politically, a stark contrast with the divided midwest

>>11422642
You better be, because I'm retarded

>>11422871
Walmart is southern culture. The Midwest has Meijers

>>11422888
>tfw you use a meme from your favorite children's cartoon
>But then get embarrassed about it
Yikes.

>>11422891
>a huge distinction
Maybe to you it is. For the rest of us you're just flyovers
>This one would probably offend southerners who have a rather distinct cuisine,
Southerners will get into gun fights with one another over whether to put vinegar in their barbecue sauce, wisconsinites will call for big daddy gubmint to impose their special PDO laws about muh craft beer, that doesn't really mean anything
>The Midwest is mostly Catholic or Lutheran (Catholic light), with pretty low religiosity
The old secular lutheran culture of the extreme northern states has gone the way of the old DFL party, in the political sphere it has been pretty much eradicated, you might as well be arguing that ireland is full of hard core papists at this point or that germany is run by nazis. The overwhelming religious culture of the flyover states, as a whole, is evangelical megachurches, joel osteen style

>>11422709
More people = more crime.

Several rural counties have higher homicide rates than most cities, for example.

>>11422903
>wisconsinites will call for big daddy gubmint to impose their special PDO laws about muh craft beer
What is this even a reference to? When has anyone ever done something like this?

>The overwhelming religious culture of the flyover states, as a whole, is evangelical megachurches,
This is barely even a thing in the midwest, Its mostly mid sized catholic churches and a bunch of small lutheran churches. But the biggest difference is the religiosity and evangelism, midwesterners are nominally religious but don't practice very strongly, and also very reserved about religion, the exact opposite of evangelism. You rarely see midwesterners trying to tell other people how to act because of their religion

No matter how much you want the midwest to actually be the south, its just not that simple. The midwest is far more like the Northeast than any other region

>>11422922
the vast majority of high crime rate neighborhoods in America are in urban areas

Looking at county level rather than neighborhood level stats can be a bit misleading because counties usually mix very densely populated ultra high crime areas with virtual zero crime suburbs

>>11422324
Flyovers are the only true Americans. Coasties are gay libtards who live in high tax states. So glad Trump fucked blue state coasties with their property tax deductions.

>>11422868
Kek OP btfo

>>11422943
Oh sweetie heres what you don't understand..
Reality is whatever I'm told it is, not what's actually real.

>>11422954
Your shitty fly over states will still continue to die slowly of opiates and lack of opportunity since even orange daddy can't stop the market from abandoning you faggots.

It'll be a slow burn but it'll be worth it.

>>11422943
>When has anyone ever done something like this?

https://www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/minneapolis-bar-busted-for-selling-spotted-cow-beer-new-glarus

>You rarely see midwesterners trying to tell other people how to act because of their religion

You're being sarcastic, right?

>>11422949
County level is superior to "neighborhood" level because most rural areas by definition won't have neighborhoods, since people live so far apart.

Murder/violent crime RATE is a better comparative tool than the base crime counts.

>>11422922
Then why are you trying to piss off people who are more likely to murder?

>>11422997
>>11422949
Per capita is the only meaningful standard.

It allows you to estimate not only a given person's chances of being victimized, but also lets you make reasonable comparisons between different the behavior of different populations.

>>11423011
what a feminine post

>>11422922
And I wonder who lives in those specific counties?

Probably all white people, cuz the news told me we're like, SUPER-violent.

>>11423011
Because if you submit to the rule of inherently violent people, the violence will only get worse.

>>11423021
Just saying you should be careful with that edge, OP. ;)

>>11422990
That has literally nothing to do with PDO laws, and has everything to do with the US's antiquated three tier alcohol sales system. The brewery would need to buy a separate license with the state of Minnesota and then sign a contract with a Minnesota licensed distributor in order to sell their beer in Minnesota. Note that it was Minnesota law that disallowed the sale of this beer without local licensing that was not distributed through the legally mandated channels. Every state has laws like this, which make it illegal for a retailer to buy from anyone besides a local distributor, they cannot buy direct from breweries, or from out of state distributors or other retailers (with some minor exceptions in some states for very small breweries)

Please explain in your mind how you possibly twisted that story into something about a Wisconsin brewery trying to create a PDO law? This is basically the opposite of a PDO law. It says you cannot sell your stuff outside your area, encouraging other breweries in other places to try and copy you, while PDO laws are designed to legally destroy competition from outside your area

>>11422997
County and neighborhood are essentially the same in rural areas, but county is very misleading in urban area. I live in a nice very urban area, I live about a mile from really shitty high crime areas. People who live in my neighborhood and people who live a mile northwest of here have absurdly different life experiences, people who live 100 miles apart in very rural areas have generally very similar life experiences

>>11423048
Neighborhood level statistics typically don't apply to rural areas at all.

County statistics will be fairly uniform throughout the country so it's best to use those. If you want to get really autistic and whine about "muh suburbs are safe!!!111" you can use some common sense on particular counties with urban areas, but the county stats are still the best overall

>>11423019
yes, of course per capita is the only meaningful measure, the question is when designing a map how you break up the area. Also people must be careful to to consider a large are where no one lives as representative of the people who live in a broader region where most of the people live in a specific part. Like trying to apply states of a sparsely populated Indian reservation in the Dakotas to someone living in the Chicago suburbs (a much more typical midwestern existence, but one much harder to glean from the map if you do not understand population distribution patterns, which most coasties clearly do not)

>>11422978
>San Francisco’s median house price climbs to $1.61 million

Good luck in life, coasties

https://sf.curbed.com/2018/4/5/17201888/san-francisco-median-home-house-price-average-2018

>>11423060
you should use the best data available, counties are great for sparse areas, but often misleading in urban areas

>>11423073
You shouldn't use two different data sets with different methodologies, sources, etc when comparing two things. It will only lead to more errors and variables being introduced.

>>11422821
Lol, the only time we think about you is when we feel like talking shit. There is literally nothing redeeming about flyover states other than agriculture, which is a job that can be done by grunts.

>>11422954
Coastal cities is where everything interesting happens. Costal cities are the center of innovations in music, food, art, cinema, theater, comedy, etc.

>>11423072
I bought my condo in 2008 for $450k, I've still got another 6 years of payments but it's worth close to double that now. I think I'm set, good luck fighting off the squatters next door in your abandoned subdivision though

>>11423075
you shouldn't mix methodologies, but given the same data type, you should display it in the most informative and least misleading way possible

>>11423081
nothing interesting happens anywhere

>>11423087
Have you ever looked at one of those data sets? They're usually a mess of different methodologies, data sources, etc.

Even using the FBI's uniform stats can be a nightmare.

>>11423082
>fighting off the squatters next door in your abandoned subdivision though
Is this actually a problem in coastieland?

>>11423096
Lol. You sound like a fucking boring person.

>>11423077
>Lol, the only time we think about you is when we feel like talking shit.
And then we started flipping elections on you, which has caused your shit-talk to take on a desperate, hateful edge (that I find satisfying).

>There is literally nothing redeeming about flyover states other than agriculture
Which is the entire reason you can live in a city. I mean literally, the ENTIRE reason.
If you people got cut off from our supplies for two weeks, you'd be up to your necks in starvation and food riots (because you people have ZERO ability to adapt).

You live your life like helpless babies in the palm of our hands.
Your "shit talk" couldn't be more meaningless.

>>11423100
I know. I am just saying people should be cognizant of what they are actually looking at and not be mislead by terrible terrible urban neighborhoods being lumped in with low crime nice urban neighborhoods and suburbs. Like looking at Cook county as a whole and comparing it to a large, homogeneous rural area

>>11423082
Half of cities like Frisco are filled with the homeless, shitting on the streets everyday

>>11423111
you realize that all urban or suburban American have access to the exact same cinema, art, music, food for the most part besides a few minor regional trends (but even then its about what is popular, not what is available), comedy, etc

We all have access to the exact same stuff

Sleep well tonight OP :)

>>11423134
This is objectively wrong. Places as innovative as Spago, Bestia, etc. on the west coast cannot be found in the midwest.

Sure you can listen to any artist on spotify, but all of the new and innovative artists (e.g. Tim Hecker) never play live in flyover states.

Famous art galleries like the Getty are nowhere to be found in flyover states.

You couldn't be more wrong. And you probably have terrible taste. I don't even know why I am replying to you. Probably because I want to feel superior to someone. It's working.

>>11422581
>cinci is ky
All river cities are trash

>>11422697
>>11422778
>>11422877
>do well in school and score an ROTC scholarship
>easily comply with the minimal training asked for and get paid over 100 dollaroos an hour for it
>graduate from a top-tier non-ivy college and become entirely debt free at 22 before earning a cent from actual milshit
>fast track into badass asignment because milshit school is ezpz
>save a metric fuckton of money because no state taxes and nothing to pay for except food and car insurance
>get a masters degree for free because military-friendly tuition waivers
>pull out after minimum 4 year commitment and roll directly over another gig from contacts during assignments
>still have GI bill to throw away on whatever free education I want

It's hilarious how Hollywood and propaganda create a circlejerk between dipshits who think they're GI Joes and dipshits who think the military consists of the former. The guys smarter than me with STEM degrees went to fly fighter jets because where else can you fuck around in 100mil+ aircraft and get paid for it. I honestly don't understand brainlets who have 25 years worth of college debt to pay for. Enjoy the (((interest))) payments.

>>11423152
you realize that artists tour, right?

Also, all cities have art museums, also, who the fuck defines their quality of life or experience by how famous the art at their local museum is. What an insane thing to value in your life

>>11423152
>the painting that you can go to a building and pay to see in my city are better than those in yours
Art is subjective, especially when it comes to visual still art, almost all of it is equally valuable, none of it is good or bad, it all just exists

>>11422786
Cin City baby!

>>11423171
Sure all artists tour. But flyover states only get pop/flavor of the month artists (taylor swift, garth brooks, etc.). Flyovers do not get obscure international or underground artists coming through.

>>11423152
>be city shitter
>live in 2000/mo rented 400sqft shithole
>visit some concert or gallery like maybe 2 times a year max

>be non-city chad
>own a 2500sqft house thats paid off and cheap because not near a big city
>desire to visit some concert or gallery
>spend 300 usd on a plane ticket and do it

You act like we live in fucking acient roman times mate. Travel is a thing you know.

>>11423171
The Getty is famous for a reason my dude.

>>11423202
this is not true, as someone who primarily listens to underground stuff, lives in flyover and goes to shows all the time

>>11423209
because it has famous things in it. Its just visual art, the most antiquated and subjective form of art. The Getty is basically the art equivalent of top 40 music, a ton of people have heard of it, and people are willing to spend way more money than people do on actual good music just because of the fame

>>11423205
You assume that everyone wants big houses.

City dwellers live within cycling distance to local music events that occur multiple nights a week. Live within walking distance to resturaunts, coffee shops, art galleries, grocery stores.

>>11423214
What do you listen to.

>>11423225
primarily indie music, not insanely obscure but stuff the average person is not familiar with

>>11423149
Thx fren :3

>>11423220
who the fuck cycles to shows? Thats what Uber is for if you can't walk

Also keep in mind there are a lot of people that live in nice urban areas but don't have insanely expensive yet tiny California style housing. I live in a very urban area with many bars, restaurants, music venues and breweries in walking distance, yet I still have a reasonably affordable one bedroom condo with 1250 sq feet because I am not a coastie

>>11423231
> indie music
Real specific. What artists do you listen to that have played recently in your area.

>>11423237
Cycling is great exercise, and it wakes you up, makes you more present for the outing when you arrive.

>>11423238
I most recently have seen Ty Segall, King Tuff, Father John Misty, Spoon, Car Seat Headrest, Cloud Nothings. Will be seeing Kurt Vile in a few weeks

>>11423240
Even as a coastie you're trying way too hard here

>>11423240
Yeah, if you want to be sweaty and gross all night, and also not drink much

>>11423245
Pretty soi music, but better than the average person.

>>11423249
The nice thing is we don't really have the soy problem up here, so you can listen to good music without being associated with that culture unlike in California

>>11423162

Because the people who fly fighter jets are representative of about .001% of the military. Most are grunts.
And those of us who are actually intelligent get these things called scholarships, and we don't have to pay for college, numbnuts.

>>11423254
Fair point. In california you have to dive deep to avoid the coachella insta thots and frat bros. But it does force you to be on the straight cutting edge.

>>11423205
I go to concerts about once every weekend, sometimes more, and I hit up the city galleries every Thursday when they are free. I'll visit more local exhibitions/local bands every so often, but there are honestly too many and there are still some places on my list that I have yet to go see.
You are missing out.

>>11423292
>And those of us who are actually intelligent get these things called scholarships

My gf and I both applied to the good uni with 32s on ACT and got jack shit, apart from her getting a measly 10k for basically being a woman in a STEM field. Meanwhile the military handed me what was essentially a full ride straight to PHD should i want it.

The "grunts" are retards who don't know any better. The .001% is retartedly easier to reach because of this. Only brainlets think that the military is a shit-tier option.

>>11423303
I just don't get the appeal of "art galleries". I get wanting to see old famous art made back when painting was an influential art form before it was supplanted by photography and film. But modern stuff is just so soulless and unimportant

>>11423310
I don't think the military is a shit tier option, but non shit-tier people in the military are few and far between.

>>11423310
but most of the military is a shit option, just because you found the rare loophole doesn't make your experience typical, and more importantly you are not typical of the military people most regular people interact with

>>11423316
Then you would most likely avoid the city contemporary museum, and go to the fine art and surrealist/impressionist museums

>>11422826

>>11423333

>>11423331
When I hear "galleries" i think of the works of modern working visual artists which is unequivocally worthless trash that no one should spend time with. Museums of old art have historical value because of the influence the art had

>>11423318
>non shit-tier people in the military are few and far between.

True, but this applies to everywhere else as well. And unlike elsewhere, the military will punish the dipshits until they are in compliance. The "hood shit" to black dude transit is a common one, for example.
>>11423321
>you found the rare loophole
Literally every person who joins gets a a free GI Bill to cover school and has access to everything i had. This is on top of training and certifications. Boeing/Lockheed/Northrop will suck your cock to get a hold of someone already trained and experienced with their own shit.

Like I said, the issue is the people most visible, due to media shitfuckery, are the boomerville army/marine grunts who stand on a tower in the middle east for 10 hours a day. If you aren't braindead it's literally a govt-funded free college/job training program.

>>11422746
Pretty much any time you interact with a flyover you realize just how warped their perceptions are.

There was this one guy in the other thread, that thought a $9 chipotle burrito (1000+ calories) was for the rich and he could get 2 entire boxes of food at taco bell for that price.

Remember these are the same people that think of Olive Garden and PF Changs as fine dining.

>>11423355
A gallery is just a space to host art, which can be essentially anything. One smaller gallery I enjoy is sponsored by donors and rotates through private collections every two months or so. They focus mainly on 1920's-60's surrealism but sometimes bring in older or contemporary stuff.
And yes, the contemporary stuff is very hit or miss. And when it's a miss, its usually garbage, sometimes literally.

>>11422324
>>11423369
>>11423369

http://www.grandforksherald.com/lifestyles/food/2350615-eatbeat-long-awaited-olive-garden-receives-warm-welcome

read this article. this is how they really think.

>>11423366
>Literally every person who joins gets a a free GI Bill to cover school and has access to everything i had
yet most are too dumb to take advantage of what the taxpayers are handing them

>>11423366
>most visible, due to media shitfuckery
also personal experience. We all know the people we grew up with who went into the military, we what kind of people they are and what they have made of their situation. You are the exception

>>11422719
A Sloppy Joe is a loose-meat sandwich, but not all loose-meat sandwiches are Sloppy Joes.

>>11423414
everyone is familiar with the term sloppy joe, most people do not use the term "loose meat sandwich"

>>11423378
Holy fuck, is this satire or are flyovers living satire?

>>11422819
65 million people live in the midwest

>>11423378
This is depressing

>>11423378
Reminder that Grand Forks is basically Canada, not the midwest

>>11423424
Yes, but I guarantee he's referring specifically to Maid-Rite

>>11423448
there's a Maid Rite in my town
should I go? is it any good

>>11423453
I've never been, I'm a coastie.
If that looks appetizing to you then go for it, I guess.
Looks like a gimmick compared to a normal hamburger though, tbqh. At least a sloppy joe is in a sauce that adds flavor and allows some semblance of cohesion.

>>11423432
And that's a lot to you?

>>11423460
It's more than the population of the west coast, for example.

>>11423459
>I don't know anything about it but I will answer anyway because I'm a roasty toaster coastie and it sucks and you are a flyover lmao

shut the fuck up faggot

>>11423378
This sounds comfy as fuck.

>>11423474
Nothing I said is wrong though. Sorry.
It's literally a sloppy joe without the sauce.
It brings nothing to the table, just a less convenient hamburger.

>>11423474
SEEEEEETHING ANGRY FLYOVER PIGMAN

>>11422324
>*Gets lost in corn field*
Kek'd

>>11423333
well done, sir

>>11422826
>My grandpa made a mistake fighting against them and he paid for it dearly, may he rest in hell.

>>11423034
Assmad flyover inbred

>>11423378
>Flyovers consider Olive Garden to be fine dining
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>11423522
>be wildly wrong while trying to inflame an argument
>have someone explain it to you calmly and thoroughly
>decide it is the other person who is mad

Real solid work from the coasties on this one
>

>>11423532
Fettuccine Alfredo with an ice cold raspberry lemonade, truly the pinnacle of modern cuisine.

>>11423034
Not only do you not understand PDO, you’re also defending your antiquated blue laws

Quick, the liquor stores are closing for the sabbath soon, better stock up ^o^

>>11423446
Flyover land doesn’t even exist, it’s a coastie hoax designed to make flyovers look bad

>>11423587
>you’re also defending your antiquated blue laws
I am not defending them. I am explaining the system to you. I do not think the three tier system is good, I think I specifically referred to it as antiquated myself
Also, please elaborate on how I am misunderstanding. Sure sounds like you have no idea about the topic and are just grasping at straws

Also, I think liquor stores closing on sundays are more of a southern thing, never experienced that myself

>>11423613
13 states do not sell liquor on Sunday:
Montana
Utah
Texas
Oklahoma
Minnesota
Indiana
Mississippi
Alabama
Georgia
North Carolina
South Carolina
Tennessee
West Virginia
Connecticut
It's more of a mix than a southern thing.

>>11423625
I would say 9/13 being southern states qualifies as a southern thing. Also I am pretty sure Minnesota repealed that law

>>11422324
non american here.

I rather hang out with comfy flyover folk and eat hearty food surounded by fields of corn while bluegrass music plays in the background than with you snooty elitist AIDs infested coastal city people.

>>11423625
Doesn't make any sense here in Texas when bars can still sell liquor after noon

>>11423152
>LA is still milking the hottest restaurant of the Reagan administration
Every so often I think maybe I should reconsider my attitudes about the giant parking lot known as SoCal and then stuff like this brings reality back into crystal clear focus

LA remains officially classified as flyover land with a beach, deal with it kardashians

>>11423641
LA is the very model of coastieness. Coastie isn't just things you like, it specifically invokes being like LA

>>11423629
they might have repealed the law in MN but my local liquor store is still closed on Sunday anyway

>>11423649
Not really. If you can get across town faster in a car than on a bicycle or public transport, you're in flyover land. That includes LA and San Diego, as well as Atlanta, Miami, and so on.

Non-flyover places are, in no particular order:

NYC
Philadelphia
Boston
San Francisco

That's it. Washington, DC is questionable as there are too many people with southern accents there.

>>11423662
yeah, thats not how any of this works. Coastie is NY/Boston/LA/SF, flyover is the midwest. No one else has an equivalent name

>>11423666
Well, I'm not going to argue with satan, so I guess that's that. BTW I make sure to fail on the 13th rep as much as possible for you, so you better grant me my wishes.

>>11423675
I have no idea what you are talking about

>>11423152
Oh shit, someone tell Warren Buffett, who lives in Omaha, that Omaha doesn't have nice restaurants! I hear he even eats at McDonald's every morning! What a dumb hick!

>>11423662
>southern accent
Anyone exhibiting that particular disease should be locked behind a wall in the state of MS (since it's the worst of those godforsaken southern shitholes) and their property opened up for homesteading by immigrants.

>>11423680
Ordinary people would take this answer at face value but I know this is code for "I'm listening to your prayers", thanks m'darklord looking forward to you-know-what
>>11423681
>a man is rich therefore he has good taste
Flyover logic

>>11423636
are you dutch, german, or scandi? the blandness of flyovers and flyover lifestyle will make you want to bash some skulls or run for the coasts unless you belong to one of those nationalities

>>11423681
> works on an oil rig
> makes 6 figures
> Buys a dodge charger and mortgage on a 4 bedroom house
> Thinks he has good taste because he has acquired expensive objects

>>11423681
You think warren buffet can't fly in any world star chef to cook for him personally any time he wants?

>>11423710
>world star chef
Is that an attempt at poking fun at Marcus Samuellson?

>>11422324
It's nice in flyover states, we don't pay much rent and we live rent-free in your mind 24/7 365

>>11423710
No, he lives in flyover country. He's too dumb to do something like that according to you coasties. Also, he gets a steak most nights at a local restaurant.

>>11423725
Well I guess money doesn't really bring class then doesn't? Prime example: Dumps idea of class is gold plated everything and well done steaks with ketchup

Flyover is more of a mindset

>>11423691
>a man is rich therefore he has good taste
>Flyover logic

You missed the point (no surprise). A genius, and the greatest investor of all time, chooses to live in the middle of flyover country and actually likes it.

>>11422490
Yeah and when there IS finally development the rural types especially freak the fuck out and protest it.

>>11423732
>Nobody anon on 4chan thinks Warren Buffett has no class

>>11423733
No, I got the point. You unironically think eating McDonalds is going to turn you into a billionaire.

>>11423746
You are unironically retarded if you think that's what I meant

>>11423733
Even coastie fags like the idea of moving out to the country. Nobody has a problem with the geography it's the people

>>11422877
>>Protip: most people who go into the military are from military families.

>>Its gotten to the point where the US has a de facto military caste.

This is truth. I did it partially for the education benefits (which are phenomenal) but mainly because all my family has for generations. Got out after one enlistment though cause it was gay as fuck.

>>11423437
Imagine waiting in a line outside of an Olive Garden in North Dakota, during winter, just to order a microwaved alfredo pasta and powdered iced tea.

>>11422825
>Missouri and Arkansas are Midwest
Holy political bullshit.

>people who live in Nebraska have more of a say in electoral politics than the millions of people in California and New York

Flyover states should only have 1 senator.

>>11423767
You lost that argument 230 years ago. Someone should've let you know...

>>11423775
>hurr durr itz just the way things ARE

shut the fuck up reactionary boomer

>>11423764
Olive garden is nothing special but it's not microwaved you exaggerating cunt. I'd rather eat Olive garden than in n out, there I said it

>>11423797
Okay they heat up pre packaged sauces on a stove and boil some pasta. Real fine dining

>>11423752
Coastie here. I like the idea of moving to like, Provence or the Basque Country, sure. Or the parts of Taiwan still within reach of THSR, but still pretty empty (obviously that narrows the options somewhat)

Basically somewhere that I could just ride my bike around and not be murdered by a dangerous fat flyover. I would never live in flyover USA unless the locals could be exterminated first.

>>11423783
>cityfag upset breeding voters isn't more effective

>>11423797
>I'd rather eat Olive garden than in n out, there I said it
You'd rather have shitty pasta than a shitty hamburger? Good for you?

>>11423783
Maybe try reading up on the Constitution sometime, ace

>>11423840
>what are amendments

>>11423859
Good luck with that

Is Chicago considered flyover?

>>11423887
Or drive around.

>>11423876
no shit

>>11422490
Kill yourself you worthless faggot.

>>11423819
Yes, exactly. And thanks, it is good for me.

>>11423812
Based cyclist.

>>11423887
Everything that isn't LA San Francisco, NYC or Boston is flyover

>>11422581
When I was a kid I thought of the midwest as the great plains region but a few years ago I looked it up and it actually is the great lakes region. I know someone originally from socal and he was surprised as well.

>>11424076
Why even include San Francisco or Boston? They are nothing compared to LA and NYC.

>>11424095
LA doesn't belong on the list. San Francisco and Boston have a history that predates the 1950s.

>>11424095
little brother syndrome

Chicago is probably a more important city than Boston or San Fran.

>>11424095
>They are nothing compared to LA and NYC.
They are super expensive places full of people who think they are way more important than they are. Thats the only qualifier for a coastie city

>>11424099
Who gives a shit about history? LA is popping and SF And Boston are like shitty little versions of a big city

>>11424099
the fuck does history have to do with it?

>>11424076
you giant faggot

>>11424099
Fuck history you faggot nerd. How many civil war museums have you been to? Probably none because they're in places you've never been to in your life, and you don't actually give a fuck about history. San francisco and Boston are shitty little wannabe cities leeching off of the greatness of LA and NYC.

>>11424105
>>11424110
>who gives a shit about history
Spoken like a turbo flyover

>>11424118
how did that possibly make you so mad?

Sure are a lot of people making a big deal about living somewhere they don't. Almost as if they're envious or something...

>>11424105
I don't know why anyone would want to live in any of these places. They are crowded, dirty, expensive, and you are likely to be attached by a terrorist, street hood, or druggy.

>>11424128
History is important in many ways, but the specific year in which a city "has a history" whatever that means, has nothing to do with the concept of coastieness

>>11424128
>lives in either San Francisco or Boston and is upset he didn't make it to the big league cities

>>11424125
I have been to several slave states, and yes they all sucked. Much like LA. I do my best to only visit places that matter.

The building I live in was built in 1908. On my last vacation I stayed in a home built in the late 17th century. I do appreciate history. You eat at a McDonalds every morning that was constructed in 1998 and call that MUH HERITAGE.

>>11424137
Being a coastie is pretty objectively a bad thing

>>11424137
I live in NYC, and I don't really like Boston because there are too many Irish people there, but it's a real city, unlike LA, which is basically Atlanta but in California.

>>11424153
any metro area with over 500K people is a real city

>>11424147
>The building I live in was built in 1908
lol damn I didn't know coasties had it this bad
I imagine the ghosts of the people who used to live there are rolling over in their graves considering what a faggot you probably are.

>>11424160
I like learning about history, but why would you ever want to live in it? If that was my concern I would just move to Europe

>>11424160
Gay people have lived in this city since the Dutch scammed the Lenapes with some beads and fine print, but I am merely an ally.

I did donate a bunch of money to HIAS though, how does that make you feel?

>>11424168
>I did donate a bunch of money to HIAS though, how does that make you feel?
Like asking what this random initialism means

>>11424172
I had never heard of it either until your butt buddy mentioned it before going postal. They help refugees.

>>11422922
More people of a certain shade of color

>>11424132
kek op btfo again

>>11424219
Isn't Alaska's insanely high rape rate even higher than thought because most are unreported, and mostly filthy natives thinking it's normal.

>>11422324

Some of if not the worst food is from the coasts.

>>11422324
>making fun of flyovers
I live in Portland, rent is absurd, there's literally human shit on the sidewalks, and criddlers everywhere cutting brakelines to make meth pipes.
Seattle, SF, and San Diego are worse.
At least there's lots of great food.

>>11424153
>I live in NYC, and I don't really like Boston because there are too many Irish people there,
Why are Jews so racist?

>>11424264
Nepotism.

>>11424264
I’m not Jewish. I was raised Roman Catholic but I’m not religious
Irish are just an ugly people, culturally speaking

>>11424261
'Murrican quality of life, everybody!

>>11422735
Thanks for leaving us the fuck alone
>>11422814
>>11422819
>>11423081
>>11423077
>>11423152
Coastal faggots deserve death, prove me wrong

>>11424292
Idiots spread the propaganda that quality of life goes up in America as you head towards more packed-in areas, when the opposite is true. They're pretty much containment zones for our unwanted. Unfortunately Democrats know they're allowed to vote.

There's a lot of industry against coasts, and in major cities, but right now they're suffering the highest loss of skilled laborers and businesses. If they're not careful they'll end up like Detroit eventually.

>>11424336
generally its a north south thing regardless of population density

>>11422922
Density isn't a bad argument but even per capita its higher than anything else.

>>11422786
>Not CHINcinatti

>>11424330

I'm right on the coast. I really love going to the mountains and the country. Aside from being back in nature I love the small town feel, and the folk there are great. Big place in my heart for the heartland folks many of which are my kin. I really enjoy city life too.

America First you fucking cucks.

>>11424411
Seems more accurate. Though I hate the UN's HDI as it seems to throw arbitrary values for people's ideals into a formula.

>giving Virginia anything other than a fuck you
That state was colder than a witch's tit when I visited. Aside from the outright pickpockets; people didn't even acknowledge your presence in the wealthier areas. And the whole state did shit that was outright unconstitutional like police searching private property to make sure you have stickers to make sure you can park there (it's private property you can put your car anywhere), and you can't leave the state without an expensive vehicle inspection so they hold you hostage (and yes they will always find something). That shit is miniature Britain but with no polite and less tea.

Flyover land is comfy.