/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Patiently waiting

Why not just like
Make your own deserts

Tastes better, more fun, and if you do it with your loved ones it feels like it brings you closer as a family

????

>>11420039
>cooking your own food
>loved ones
do you realize where the fuck you are?

>>11420043
This guy is onto something

>>11420039
>loved ones
>family
youre right , I think

>>11420039
>your loved ones

>>11420056
I'm gay btw

>>11420039
i don't want to be close to my family. i want to sink my teeth into the waxy icing, feel the slight crunch of the large green sugar granules, experience the mouthfeel of the dissolving sugar, icing, and cake on my tongue, and finally savor the rush of the carbs and fat sliding down my throat, being immediately absorbed into my bloodstream.

>>11420027
*now*

>>11420047
The cooking board? Why wouldn't cooking your own food be the trend here?

>>11420071
>mouthfeel
You're not allowed to be gayer than me

>>11420071
But anon
Being close to your wife or girlfriend is an amazing feeling, its the reason to cook

You bitchboys know who the superior snack is. Don't even try to argue, because you know I'm right.

>>11420088
You're on 4chan none of us have those things

>>11420027
I am ready

>>11420027
My Dollar General had them last week.

>>11420178
big if true

>>11420230
delet

>>11420039
You "make your own everything" fags are the most annoying shits ever.

>>11420230
women piss me off. this cunt has probably never had to work hard for anything in her life and the most distressing thing she'll probably ever face in her life is the death of a family member. she probably works part-time as a receptionist as a dentist's office or something while her husband toils for 12 hours a day in a filthy foundry just so she can blow his money on stupid crap like little debbie chemical sponge cakes and fuzzy pajama pants with cutesy cartoon animals on them and late-model chevy equinoxes. we should conscript women like this to mine salt

>>11420279
>hating seeing women happy

>>11420289
it's more due to the fact that she probably makes less money than i do, but she enjoys a higher standard of living because she married a man who earns a respectable income and had to work hard to get to where he is today. her husband takes care of everything important and she gets to live in a nice house and drive a car that isn't a rusty, clapped out piece of shit, spending the money she makes working as a school secretary for <20 hours a week on $50 "live laugh love" wall plaques from target made of cardboard and ludicrously overpriced kitchenware with rachel ray's name on it

>>11420323
holy shit dude

>>11420323
why don't you try a different career if you're so unhappy instead of seething on the internet

>>11420043
It doesnt have red

It's just a zebra cake with sprinkles.

>>11420329
thx 4 reading
>>11420343
NO! i'm almost ENJOYING my anger!

>>11420056
This is me but i have a messy desk and dont watch childrens shows

>>11420079
Hello new friend. Get comfy. You're never leaving.

>>11420079
>he thinks boards actually discuss the topic they were made for
Oh you sweet summer child

>>11420323
>>11420323
>falling for the materialism=happiness meme

also you've made many assumptions about this woman without even asking her. You have her twitter handle, why don't you find out?

>>11420352
don't delude yourself, it's the exact same thing but not christmas themed.

>>11420230
how can i live this sort of life?

>>11420371
it isn't about "muh teereelizums" it's about working for your shit. fact is, women have it easy and you don't have the right to complain about making 77 cents for every dollar a man makes or w/e when you probably live better and healthier than that man. now go run out onto the freeway and start waving your dick around in traffic

>>11420398
>complain about making 77 cents for every dollar a man makes

Female engineers only make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes

>>11420407
what the fuck is an "interaction engineer"?

>>11420429
It's a fancy way of saying "secretary". Much like how a Subway worker is a "sandwich artist".

>>11420458
Sandwich Engineer

>>11420039
I fucking hate these posts

>>11420036
>saving an image with the backgorund layer

>>11420323
why would you even care? If her husband allows this, then clearly it's ok with him. Why does this trigger you?

>>11420518
because it isn't fair and it reinforces inequality. what kind of loser would be happy being married to a freeloader?

>>11420353
>just a zebra cake
It's shaped like a friggin tree. And it has sprinkles.

>>11420141
>take one bite
>entire floor is instantly covered in 1 inch of wafer crumbs
yeah anon real "superior" snack you got there

>>11420543
except YOU don't get to decide what's fair for another couple's relationship. It's THEIR deal, not YOURS.

>>11420547
Wisdom like this cannot be bought.

>>11420323

>>11420567
don't eat it like a goddamn retard and you wont get crumbs on the floor you useless faggot.

>>11420353
your mom is just a zebra cake with sprinkles you FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT

>>11420079
Newfags not wanted

>>11420382
>but not christmas themed

>>11420567
I bet you don't even separate the individual wafers pleb.

>>11420027
You know how some cooking show competitions like Chopped gives you an ingredient to make a dish out of?
I wonder what these would do for a dinner ingredient.
>Carbonara Christmas a la Debbie
>Little Debbie Christmas Meatloaf
>Christmas Debbie Turkey stuffing
>Debbie Glazed Christmas Ham

>>11420043
I ate so many of those things when I was a kid, I don't think I could actually eat another.

>>11420407
And female engineers get paid maternity leave and men don’t.

>>11420027
Yes. Soon, my friend.

Enough to make a pope turn Jewish.

>>11420674
>>11420664

this is a sfw blue board

>>11420643
But they get paid paternity. You're a special kind of stupid, right?

>>11420279
>>11420323
I know what will make you happier. she also votes, think about that

>>11420407
>Female engineers only make 77 cents for every dollar a man makes
Prove it

>>11420039
You're not wrong but fuck you anyway.

>>11420039
>Make your own deserts
i do, but that doesn't stop the tree cakes from being fucking delicious nor does it stop me from a buying a huge variety box of ferrero chocolates and candy canes every year either. you can do both.

Eh, nothing will ever be a better snack cake than the hostess cupcakes, and this right here was the best incarnation of them ever

>>11420674
Your grotesque image crashed my iPad. Jerk.

>>11420882

Buy android. That problem will never hapen.

>>11420888
Trips dont lie

>>11420882
I thought I could only crash Apple products with Taiwan flags. . Impressive.

>>11420382
that's the ENTIRE POINT faggot. god i thought you /co/cks were smart.

>>11420043
No sprinkles.

>>11420407
but they literally don't faggot. No women makes less than a man simply due to 'muh vagina'. fucking brainwashed simp. Go neck yourself so a woman can take your job and wage faggot.

>>11420079
Lurk way moar faggot, holy shit

>>11420491
>being this gay

>>11420407
If that were the case why in the fuck would any engineering firm hire a man they would be expecting to pay 33% more to?

>>11420569
Tell that to feminists that decided the relationship my grandparents had was too 'problematic' for my generation and call me misogynistic for wanting a wife that cooks and cleans and takes care of our children

>>11420778
Men are fired for taking paternity leave dumbass

>>11421098
unless they are gay

>>11420674
the fuck are the yellow dots?

>>11420039
>and if you do it with your loved ones
>loved ones

>not being a burnt out loner who has all but spurned human relationships with a mind as burnt out as the bottom of the cast iron skillet from endless cooking failures

>>11420141
These were my favorite desert junk food, but at 28 years old I randomly developed a peanut allergy that causes my throat to swell shut. Shit sucks.

>>11420039
Cringe

>>11422586
dessert, fuck

yo

>>11420073

>>11422794
YOU AIN'T FAT! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN! YOU AIN'T NOTHIN!

Out of the way, plebeians.

>>11420043
The green sugar sprinkled on the tree sets it apart from the standard zebra cakes.

>>11422564
Those are figs, the seeds are yellow.

>>11420141

These and oatmeal cream pies.

>>11420039
>make your own deserts
global warming will take care of that for me

>>11422771
BEST
SNACK

>>11420940
It's an average of wages. No job actually pays 77 cents to women for every dollar men make.

But why does the disparity exist? Because more men work higher paying jobs than women do. Men dominate in STEM fields, women do not. Women tend to take shit-paying jobs as phone operators, secretaries, and teachers, if they work at all.

>>11422840
man of culture right here

>>11422771
You know I would never condone cooking something that you could buy in a package, but seriously...Oreo plus almond bark is as easy as microwave + dipping motion.

Or peanut butter, Ritz crackers and almond bark.

*blocks your path*

>>11423119
>almond bark

>>11420039
i want to make my own deserts but my HOA wont let me deforest my lawn

>>11420039
desserts taste even better knowing you made them yourself and knew exactly what went in them.

>>11421090
It's nobodies fault but yours for letting these people get to you.

>>11423299
i can barely eat half a cosmic brownie. i'd like to buy the star bits by themselves

>>11420027
Man, going to the stores this October only to see they weren'ts elling Count Chocula was a real bummer this year.

>>11420073
Texture isn't the same. Exterior coating has way too much wax. Or sugar. It's not soft.

>>11423330
they're more like fudge than a brownie imo.

>>11422794
nice

>>11423262
I bet you thought that was real clever.

>>11423332
WHAT? Did something happen to Count Chocula? I remember reading about that guy who would buy hundreds of boxes every October and resell them on ebay throughout the year $7 a box.

>>11423434
got staked, and they cut his fucking head off. Brutal. It was all over the news. I am surprised you missed it.

got a box, never had them before wish me luck

>>11423493
post pics

>>11420027
Bruh don't play. I'm buying 4 chocolate ones and binging in my basement

>>11423262
Never post again

>>11423361
They're fucking disgusting and completely tasteless

>>11420079
I bet you think /v/ actually plays video games lmao. How new are you?

>>11422946
Your mom loves my creampies

>>11422586
I wish I had a peanut allergy. Easiest suicide ever. And delicious too

>>11420353
Nah the tree shape and sprinkles make it a million times better

>>11421075
>77 + 33 = 100
You're fucking retarded holy shit

>>11423226
What the fuck do you call it? "White chocolate"? That's not what you buy in the store 99% of the time.

>>11420882
>iPad
Kys

>>11422586
That's shitty. Sorry to hear that, man.

>>11423578
Is your state of residence landlocked?

>>11423597
No

>>11420674
Google's best guess for this image is 'rotten cake'. That being said, looks delicious and moist. You regularly feeding it booze? Got a recipe?

>>11422771
Literally the best incarnation of Oreo on this piece of shit garbage earth.
I would kill a lesser man for these to be available in my country but I have only seen them on store shelves in America and the UK.

>>11422894
So just sprinkle sugar on them

>>11420027
>Love these for snack in elementary school
>now they taste bitter and dry

Did the recipe change or did I change?

>>11424397
If I had to guess, they probably used to be made with transfat-containing margarine/shortening. Maybe the replacement doesn't work as well.

>>11420323
You realize that with as a single person with a decent career you can live a nice life since you don't have someone like that siphoning off your money, right?

>>11420079
If haven't realized already, this board is 1% actual cooking, 30% man children talking about brand-name kids' snacks and fast food, and 69% shitposting of various sorts

>>11424636
/ck/ still got a 1% hope from based vegan posters.

>>11423050
This is an underrated posted

>>11420491
>saving the background layer as an image and posting the image while imaging a non-background layered image instead

>>11420027
Anyone else hate the green shit on them? I remember it being different, but now it's like these super hard crunchy sugar flakes.

>>11420279
shes fat, and thats also part of the problem. they dont fucking know of any struggles that everyone experiences globally, digging up potatoes in fields for pennies a week after just giving birth in order to feed a growing family, weighed down by tradition and cultures. meanwhile shes never even heard of "cognitive dissonance" let alone experience it. fucking STUPID

>>11423126
I'm getting heart palpitations just looking at that

>>11424799
I don't remember them sticking in my teeth before, the crunch is super unpleasant from the new sprinkles, yeah.

>>11424210
No

>>11424731
They're only here for virtue signalling.

>>11423299
Oatmeal creme pies have always been my favorite. I just love the soft chewy bran taste you get before you taste the creme.

>>11420027
>take zebra cake
>ruin it with plastic shaving sprinkles
>call it a seasonal treat
noty

>>11420366
im not new or even that anon but I wanted to let you know im VERY comfy

>>11420027
These where out at kroger, meijer and walmart a week before halloween.
>mfw i have a cupboard full of the gingerbread cookies and chocolate trees

>>11422840

>>11420027
my mom always puts these in the christmas stockings. I eat them only once a year so they always taste like christmas morning

>>11420279
>>11420323
based and redpilled

>>11423085
Wrong. Its an average of annual wages within the same profession. A female on average will have a smaller salary than a man in the exact same job. The trick here is that the "study" showing this didnt account for hours worked and a few other factors. Women mostly work less hours and take more vacations.

>>11423299
Shockingly accurate

>>11420071
this but unironically

>>11426816
That's really nice anon

>>11420279
>we should conscript women like this to mine popcorn
FTFY

*soon*

Soon? Right now.

>>11429063
This thread began 2 days ago, they only hit store shelves this weekend I believe unless someone had them out early, but they don't send them out too early, so wouldn't have been out more than a few days at most.

>>11420141
used to love these as a kid but now theyre just awful
>barely any chocolate
>barely any pb and its flavor is poor and overwhelming
>wafer isnt sweet at all and vanilla or strawberry would be a great bright flavor to cut through the dull mess that is the nutty bar

>>11429118
this 10x. Nutty bars are just disappointing now.

>>11429118
Still a good alternative to a doughnut with your coffee at a gas station when you're hungover.

>>11420141
After having one I would not be able to finish the box. They were not 'lasting' and my siblings and I would get sick of them quickly. As such they were rarely purchased in my household, and often were passed over for snacks with greater long-term appeal, the most imminent of which being Oatmeal cream pies, Zebra Cakes, or Cosmic Brownies. If I were in the mood for a peanut butter snack, nutter butters or the girl scout peanut butter sandwich cookies were purchased instead.

>>11429210
>the most imminent of which being Oatmeal cream pies, Zebra Cakes
real talk, Oatmeal cream pies and Zebra cakes were pure currency in the cafeteria.

>>11429220
Try that trade in jail. Enjoy the shanking.

>>11429257

>>11420027
I bought a pack of these like 2 weeks ago dude, where do you live?

>>11427796
> Its an average of annual wages within the same profession.
literally false. It's a simple broad comparison of every working man to every working woman, regardless of field or education, retard.

>>11420065
We could tell. There are no girls on the internet, silly.

>>11429357
Damn id just be like "get me as much of everything as you can.

>unzips pants

>>11420465
Holy fucking kek. I kind of want to try this, but sell the meds.

>>11429487
The ultimate calorie bombs.
>5 seconds to eat
>170 calories each

>>11420882
It looks kind of cool this way

>>11420027
I'd rather eat a bag of sugar.

>>11423299
>gay, furry, or likes anime
Well that explains why this thread even exists

TAKE THEM BOYS TO SCHOOL

SWAGONOMETRY

>>11429544
would be so good with mint icing

>>11429548
>Mint

>>11429561
I'll take 7

>>11429571
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm

>>11429561
Sauce

>>11429076
My grocery store has had them out since at least 10/29.

>>11429644
>christmas shit out before remeberance day
>christmas shit out before god damned halloween even

You better be complaining to management like the most furiously entitled soccermom you can imagine

>>11429712
Christmas decorations have been out since September in some stores

>>11429544
Are those actual sprinkles? Wouldeat/10, the green topping shit on the regular tree cakes is gross.

>>11420027
I love the green sugar and how it pops and snaps when I bite down on it.

I'm about to have one right now

>>11429970
post timestamp

>>11430013
What could he possibly have to gain from lying about it lol

>>11430013
Sure thing

>>11430063
Whoops, forgot to turn my clock back.

>>11430068
I was about to remind you. That would be more likely than you on Atlantic time.

3/$5 at shopko

>>11429644
This kills everything on that shelf.

>>11430086
Is that a generic moonpie?

*unzips dick*

>>11430086
found the flip

>>11430417
I haven't seen these in 15 years

>>11429544
I'd suck >>11429561's dick for a mint tree

>>11420323
>>11420279
Absolutely based and fucking redpilled. All women are whores.

>>11429561
imma need a box of these

>>11420027
Egg nog is already being sold so its got to be less than a week away.

>>11422771
racist

>>11429357
>book frist class

>>11420056
>best boy
good taste anon!

>>11420279
>women should work the same amount as men
Fuck off you degenerate feminist

>>11423262
best post in thread

>>11423299
What if your favorite is SnoBalls

>>11432006
You're an obese cokefiend. A very rare individual that won't live past 25

>>11432012
I like to peel the marshmallow layer off and eat it and the cupcake inside separately

>>11420027
Also those Christmas tree cosmic brownie things. Green is delicious.

>>11432017
MODS

>>11423555
This lmao

>>11420056
>Naruto is now considered good taste in 4chan

I guess now is as good of a time than ever to off myself

>>11420664
>>11420674
whats its name?

>>11423299
Swiss Roll chads ww@?

>>11420039
put me in the screencap

>>11423299
oatmeal cream pies=honey buns>zebra cakes=swiss rolls>>>>>>>>chocolate cupcakes>>>>>>>>>>>>>air filter debris>>>>>>>cosmic brownies

>>11432017
are you a genius

>>11433488
Go back to /a/ anon

>>11423330
>having Peter Pan syndrome so bad that you pick little boy treats as your final meal before going to boot camp to learn how to disembowel civilians in desert countries
Kek so this is the future of the Mutt Military?

>>11433488
someone needs to teach these filthy casuals a lesson.

>>11423299
why is this accurate

>cupcakes masterrace
>oatmeal creme pie gf

>>11426816
absolutely based

>>11420323
>"live laugh love" wall plaques from target
ABSOLUTE LEL

QUINTESSENTIAL NPC DECOR

>>11435398
my mom has that shit man..

>>11435460
BAD NEWS BRUH

>>11420027
I already got a box

All lil deb cakes taste better in tree form