/ck/ - Food & Cooking

turn the gas on, close any windows and go to sleep.

>>11413234
silly anon, that doesn't solve my munchies

>>11413260
it will solve your existence though

Tell us what you have you fucking stoner.

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I wonder just how many dicks Seth sucked to get his career started. He's never written an actual joke and he's never expressed anything close to an original or funny thought.

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>>11413281
aye sorry for the late reply, its for obvious reasons. I'm still hungry and even more high now, what do?
I have all sorts of shit.
>coldcuts
>muffins
>cheese (multiple)
>swiss chocolate
>bread
>leftover steak and chicken
>pasta
>granola
>blueberries
>coconut yogurt
>bananas
>salt n vingger chips
>maui onion chips
>frozen pizza
>lucky charms
probably a bunch of other basic shit too, that list is just off the stoned dome
>>11413279
sounds like you need to smoke a lil pot

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>>11413291
OP here, theres something about his spirit and how he carries himself that is funny. I just watched Zach n Miri make a Porno and that shit was hilarious

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DUDE WEED LMAO

>>11413233
childrens foreskins.

>>11413318
you ever smoke the devil's lettuce?

>>11413307
>Seth Rogan is funny
>jewish jokes are funny
>dude weed
>hahah.exe

>>11413322
funny enough I was stone cold sober while watching it.

>>11413322
Wow, that's right, you DO sound like an NPC!

Seth Rogen is living proof that even a likeable and humorous Jew is not exempt from being a Satanic child murdering pedophile.
>What does this prove?
That the Jewish problem runs deeper than conscious choices a person makes day-to-day. The degeneracy and destructive nature is in their genes.

Recipes for this feel?

>>11413322
you have become what you despise

>>11413361
yeah a bullet through your brain
end your life for the good of this board

>>11413366
deep but gay

>>11413367
Why are you so quick to defend a child murdering satanic pedophile? Could it be...*gasp*...that you are a Jew as well, and likely guilty of similar crimes against humanity?

>>11413234
Hey fucker, why don't you shut your mouth? Yeah, I may smoke a bowl here and there, but only after a hard day's WORK. See, I pay my bills, my wife and kids love me, so who says I can't partake of the devil's lettuce when I please?

Tl:dr get fucked

>>11413370
He's definitely a Jew.

>>11413320
>devil's lettuce
Hope you choke on something next time you have the (((munchies)))

>>11413370
I bet you think Jews have horns too because someone told you that at the Klan rally

>>11413407
>I bet you think Jews have horns too
Only the horns of a cuckold perhaps, since they are sexual degenerates that don't respect the sanctity of marriage.

>>11413233
Load up a hot round of .45acp into your face you filthy fucking junky.

>>11413319
He's stoned not a Jew
But Jews should be stoned though

>>11413858
didn't your mother tell you it isn't nice to be correct?

A noose, you degenerate stoner

A huhlet?

>>11413854
>>11414034
Since when did 4chan become filled with corn cob up their ass, authority bootlicking, nancy reagan school marms scared of a fucking innocuous plant?

>>11413893
No, actually my mom is super redpilled desu.

>>11414181
When people who used that plant became the normies instead of vice versa. 4chan is all about contrarian shitposting. Welcome newfriend.

>>11414275
too bad she was not morning after pilled.

>>11414308
kek

>>11414181
We got rid of all the godless liberals. I suggest your degenerate drug addicted shitheap of an excuse of a human being gets the fuck out too.

>>11413361
>>11413370
fucking BASED

>>11413233
a bullet.

>>11414308

>>11413233
yee dude

>>11413407
Ha idiot. Actually I already knew that Jews had horns before the Klan rally guy told me

>>11413302
I'd say just use what you have as a base and let your instincts guide you. Cooking high is fun cause you get to flex your creativity.

Frozen mushroom pizza minus ham/salami if it has ham/salami, use your cheese (multiple), chop up some vegetables, throw on some chicken.

The beauty is that if it turns out inedible you get to tell people the whole "last night I was so high you'll never believe what i made" story.

a fire

>>11413233
Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

>>11413233
eat a banana and peanut butter

>>11413233
DUDE

>>11414181
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE WEED LMAO

>>11417984
SNEED