[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/ck/ - Food & Cooking


View post   

File: 1.02 MB, 480x480, 1536751167553.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406937 No.11406937 [Reply] [Original]

webm thread

>> No.11406942
File: 2.38 MB, 266x480, db38540c3b9810885f6d5ecacad5830f744a5fd0a7c4a5c47f3012541968658f.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406942

>> No.11406945

>>11406937
imagine putting the chips under her foot and then letter her crush them to lick the pieces off her foot haha that would be funny

>> No.11406953
File: 2.94 MB, 700x392, 1521688728084.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406953

>> No.11406955
File: 810 KB, 1070x1080, banana.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406955

>> No.11406959

>>11406945
You have to be 18 to post here

>> No.11406975
File: 2.92 MB, 500x280, 1510938520375.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406975

>> No.11406981
File: 1.74 MB, 360x360, dog_vs_asparagus.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406981

>> No.11406992
File: 2.44 MB, 960x720, 1515080599950.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11406992

>> No.11407003

>>11406959
I'm 46

>> No.11407007
File: 2.87 MB, 640x640, donut.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407007

>> No.11407016

>>11406975
I like how a 16 oz steak is seen as some crazy feat, but every chain steakhouse in the US has one.

>> No.11407019

>>11407016
I posted this comment before I saw that she ate 6 of them.

>> No.11407026

>>11406955
>>11406942
>>11406975
>>11407007
Is Wuhan faggot posting these ?

>> No.11407029

>>11407019
>underestimating her because she's a woman
spotted the incel ;)

>> No.11407032
File: 2.81 MB, 640x640, bread.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407032

>> No.11407037
File: 2.91 MB, 700x392, cokecrepes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407037

>> No.11407042
File: 1.72 MB, 480x600, Sarang.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407042

>> No.11407052
File: 32 KB, 261x440, 1502557533549.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407052

>>11407029
Is your life fulfilling, posting cheaply crafted bait posts like this?

>> No.11407054

>>11407042
Would love to sniff this girl's titholes

>> No.11407055

>>11407052
I'm white and a man. My life is infinitely better than you'res, sweety

>> No.11407057

>>11407055
I'm also a white man, sweatie

>> No.11407060
File: 1.61 MB, 720x404, beer tank.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407060

>>11407019
Good on you for owning the mistake, anon

>> No.11407081

>>11407057
We should stand together, white brother of superiority and virtue. We are superior to eveyrone else

>> No.11407099

>>11406945
>feet
what a dumb fetish, now making out with a girl when she's eating and has food in her mouth and having her spit the food in your mouth like a baby bird...that's a real fetish, try it out sometime.

>> No.11407102
File: 2.17 MB, 640x360, 1510033727223.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407102

>> No.11407110
File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1519593314220.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407110

>> No.11407112
File: 3.00 MB, 480x360, 1534357069458.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407112

>> No.11407147

>>11407112
Why doesnt he build the eggs up around him and make a sort of hut?

>> No.11407158

>>11407060
You can only love the Germans...

>> No.11407167

>>11407081
shuttup nigga

>> No.11407175
File: 1.58 MB, 400x300, 1522099372358.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407175

>>11407147
he's young and hasn't yet fully learned the way of the egg.

>> No.11407177

>>11407007
Wouldn't this make more sense if she was using glazed donuts? In fact she's kind of pussying out by using the plain kind.

>> No.11407188

>>11407055
It must be really great not even having a basic grasp of the English language.

>> No.11407189

>>11407112
How does he break the eggs without getting out of there?

>> No.11407214 [DELETED] 
File: 38 KB, 1080x1392, WeChat Image_20181030151541.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407214

>>11407026

Nope. I only post OC.

>> No.11407216

>>11407112
Backwards sandwich

>> No.11407230

>>11407177
She uses all sorts of bread
https://www.instagram.com/breadfaceblog/

>> No.11407257

>>11406992
I fucking love hogs

>> No.11407490

>>11407112
>Bread, widely used across cultures to enable you to eat a filling that would otherwise be impractical to eat with your bare hands
>Indians: hey let's put the bread inside the filling

???

>> No.11407522

>>11407112
Pipes under sand?

>> No.11407532
File: 225 KB, 720x720, thicc.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407532

>> No.11407543
File: 794 KB, 640x640, tres leches.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407543

>>11407177

>> No.11407551

>>11406953
I want that

>> No.11407578
File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, pork pyramid. ck.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407578

>> No.11407580

>>11406937
That look of bliss on her face.

>> No.11407597 [DELETED] 
File: 151 KB, 780x848, 1540763190243.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407597

>>11407490
>Toilets, widely used across cultures to enable you to get rid of human waste that would otherwise be impractical to remove with your bare hands
>Indians: hey let's worship our toilets and not use them
???

>> No.11407661

>>11406981
kek

>> No.11407725

>>11407175

Kek 11/10.

>> No.11407860

>>11407007
>>11407032

What the fuck is this shit?

>> No.11407903

I watch laura in the kitchen just to jerk off to those beautiful italian tits

>> No.11407957
File: 774 KB, 640x640, bouncy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407957

>> No.11407988
File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly King of the Egg Fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11407988

>>11407112
I laugh at your meager defenses.
Behold!

>> No.11408088

>>11407112
this is barely an egg pallisade

>> No.11408105

>>11407988
EGG

>> No.11408114

>>11406937
FAKE NEWS, they were on the floor for only four seconds.

>> No.11408121

>>11406959
Yeah, cause zoomers are totally into feet you fucking retard.

>> No.11408146

>>11407257
Meant to reply to the webm above the one I did, but luckily I typo-d and it fit anyway.
>inb4 niceblogpost, faggot

>> No.11408415

>>11407037
>picks nose
Every fucking time

>> No.11408449

>>11407257
Me too, that's why I date you're mom

>> No.11408453

>>11406975
I'll bet the inside of her toliet looks like mud caked spackle

>> No.11408466
File: 2.82 MB, 634x360, 1527353308332.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11408466

>>11407099
>Making out with a girl
I wish I could

>> No.11408496
File: 304 KB, 770x775, 1539565831918.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11408496

>>11406959
based. based as can be...

>> No.11408512

>>11408496
Damn, this apu is on another level

>> No.11408524

>>11408466
That's RAW you sick fuck.
STOP! You'll get sick!

>> No.11408538

>>11408524
that's just a lie told by big fire

>> No.11408540
File: 2.91 MB, 540x302, cat food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11408540

>>11406981
Dogs are dumb. Example A, cat eat food.

>> No.11408543
File: 2.89 MB, 640x360, doggo food.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11408543

>>11406981
Example B, doggo eat food.

>> No.11408591

>>11408543
If the dog's meat was boiled to shit and mixed in with the raw meat he would have probably picked out the raw meat first as well. He started on the side with the hot and juicy meat (he literally licks up the plate on the left at the end because it's full of tasty juices), so there isn't really a comparison to the cat. If anything this just proves the superiority of doggos over dum dum kots.

>> No.11408614

>>11406937
>Long Island Rail Road
never expected less

>> No.11408625

>>11406937
She's so drunk, she wouldn't even know you dragged her to the bathroom and ass raped her

>> No.11408791

>>11408543
Dog was given tasty grilled meat, cat was given lousy boiled meat. People don't eat boiled meat.

>> No.11408830

>>11407988
haha this guy has a lot of eggs!

>> No.11408837

>>11408538
>big fire
geg'd

>> No.11408995
File: 734 KB, 220x220, 1404190244476.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11408995

>> No.11409000

>>11406945
Based haha poster

>> No.11409029

>>11407903
Sauce

>> No.11409035

>>11409000
Based based poster

>> No.11409257

>>11407032
Why can't Asian people be normal?

>> No.11409394

>>11407578
Impressive. However, being chink food, it probably tastes like diabetes.

>> No.11409416
File: 2.96 MB, 540x302, BASED SAUCE. CK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11409416

>> No.11409477
File: 47 KB, 453x604, 15379948586180.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11409477

>>11408625

thats not a bad idea

>> No.11409538

>>11408415
He's taking a bump.

>> No.11409540

>>11407110
God I wish that were me

>> No.11409548

>>11407580
she's definitely shitfaced senpai

>> No.11409579

>>11408543
high chance of dog just starting with whatever plate his owner was looking at

>> No.11409593

>>11406942
Why did she spit in the food?

>> No.11409596

>>11406992
based goosey

>> No.11409608

>>11407112
>Bread as a filling
I honestly wonder how indians even manage to breathe sometimes.

>> No.11409610

>>11409548
good observation buddy

>> No.11409630

>>11407112
EGG????!?!?

>> No.11409713

>>11407042
ayy

>> No.11409721

>>11407112
Is it racist if I'm disgusted by brown hands handling food?

>> No.11409741

>>11409721
i suspect you're just disgusted by indians, which is fairly normal

>> No.11409742

>>11409721
I dont care if he had every color of the rainbow on his hands, that place doesnt seem sanitary.

>> No.11409745

>>11409721
No. See, shit is dirty, mud is dirty, dirt is dirty. When you see something that looks dirty handling your food (which you want to be clean, obviously, dirty things carry disease) it's a natural revulsion

>> No.11409752

>>11409721
Same here anon. I'm not rayciss but I just get this visceral reaction like it's unsanitary at the gate.

>> No.11409766

>>11406981
that was so cute

>> No.11409780

>>11409593
He filmed her tits. She caught him.

>> No.11409869

>>11407042
she's so plastic looking but somehow still gets me hard

>> No.11409883

>>11407054
Always start with the pooper. Then work your way to the titholes. Noob.

>> No.11409991

>>11406953
I used to make crepes. It wasn't bad, except for the complete asshole owner and piece-of-shit drunk college student customers.

>> No.11410005

>>11408614
>>11408625
Good old drunk train.

>> No.11410017

>>11406937
Sometimes you just need a chip though.

>> No.11410028

>>11407099
>eating food
Eating her pussy from behind while she eats pork n’ beans because I like the danger.

>> No.11410039

>>11406992
sleep tight, porker

>> No.11410330
File: 106 KB, 1280x720, egg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410330

>>11409630
egg?

>> No.11410342

>>11407037
>when you have cerebral palsy but you learned to live with it

>> No.11410378

>>11408543
Dogs eat their own shit.

>> No.11410432

>>11407988
How does her break the eggs without leaving?

>> No.11410436

>>11406942
no bounce = fake tiddy

>> No.11410440

>>11407988
How does he egg the fort without breaking?!

>> No.11410445
File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, advanced steak sock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410445

>> No.11410449
File: 72 KB, 912x684, hand-washing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410449

>>11409721
But brown hands are the cleanest ones of all

>> No.11410450

>>11410449
But France is at the bottom...

>> No.11410454
File: 1.52 MB, 640x360, tv buys lemonade.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410454

>> No.11410456

>>11410454
I wonder how much extra it costs

>> No.11410467

>>11410445
please this is a work-safe board

>> No.11410473

>>11410445
would try this

>> No.11410474

>>11406992
sleep tight porker

>> No.11410486
File: 2.71 MB, 400x230, Surly king of the egg fort1.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410486

>> No.11410489

>>11410486
Look faggot someone already posted it. The fact that you had to add a fucking 1 to the filename is god damn pathetic. You should be banned.

>> No.11410496

>>11410454
every time i see a lemonade stand i cringe hard at the time i asked this kid's mum if i could take a picture of his lemonade stand and she said no probably thinking i wanted to photo the kid

does that make me /tv/

>> No.11410501

>>11410449
keep in mind that not every country uses toilet paper as a main butt cleaning agent.
frogs use bidets more often than others, which might be the reason they don't always wash their hands. Most arab and lots of developing nations don't use toilet paper, but their wet hands instead, which is why those 15% of people in turkey who don't wash their hands after scooping shit out of their asshole are more worrisome than the 20% in sweden who don't wash their hands after wiping with paper. It's still disgusting not to wash your hands though.

>> No.11410644

>>11407037
>fry.jpg
>Not sure if clowning or fucking retarded and on coke

>> No.11410681
File: 36 KB, 500x456, 1534892759017.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11410681

>>11408540
>>11408543
>cat carefully selects food it's actually supposed to eat due to being patrician tier obligate carnivore
>retarded dog eats anything and everything, would down a plate of its own shit if you put it out
Dog fags on suicide watch

>> No.11410696

>>11410454
>>11410456
>I wonder how much extra it costs
This, also I wonder if she'll stand on your balls while you drink it

>> No.11410912

>>11407042
This isn't sexy or cute. It's annoying. Eat the damn thing you dumb slope.

>> No.11411005
File: 1.40 MB, 626x360, egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411005

>>11407112
Enemy spotted. We must inform his majesty

>> No.11411016
File: 34 KB, 502x466, 1537566717070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411016

>>11407988

>> No.11411021

>>11407060
>german barmaids

>> No.11411036

>>11407543
Why

>> No.11411054
File: 571 KB, 1757x666, 1540138853059.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411054

>>11411005

>> No.11411079

>>11407037
>ice_poseidens_dad_makes_crepe.webm

>> No.11411140

>>11407988
why does him egg up fort whilst leave now

>> No.11411146

>>11406992
sleep tight, porker.

>> No.11411152

>>11407988
>filename
good job anon

>> No.11411153
File: 2.88 MB, 889x500, meat boil.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411153

>>11408791
>People don't eat boiled meat

>> No.11411166

>>11408466
looks pretty tasty.

>> No.11411170
File: 2.97 MB, 500x500, 1517908227082.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411170

>> No.11411173

>>11409721
not really, brown is a dirty color. This is why every nonwhite race tries to lighten their skin/ praises light skin

>> No.11411179

>>11408524
The cold must kill any parasites or bacteria?

>> No.11411190

Anyone know any cringe worthy awful cooking youtube channels besides Cooking With Jack?

>> No.11411279

>>11411190
Mark Wiens is worth a watch. Not exactly cooking, but you would be a fool not to watch it. Careful, stockholm syndrome is very easy to catch.

>> No.11411300
File: 1.53 MB, 406x720, 1525443192554.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411300

>>11408540
>picky eaters
>smart
Catfags will just about tell themselves anything..

>> No.11411305

>>11411173
Only women do that. And you're probably right. A light skinned woman (especially a white one) looks good sucking on a big black cock.

>> No.11411344

>>11410449
>belgium doesnt exist
damn right thanks map uwu

>> No.11411349

>>11411300
Holy kek those jumps

>> No.11411353

>>11410445
>rump steak
>looks like an anal prolapse
like pottery

>> No.11411378
File: 29 KB, 612x408, 1540864851979.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411378

>>11410445
>meat and dairy in the same dish

>> No.11411395

>>11411036
Because men.

>> No.11411404

>>11406992
literally me

>> No.11411408

>>11411153
>kay
>people
The verdict isn't out on that yet.

>> No.11411534

>>11406992
white women amirite?

>> No.11411604

>>11408146
Nice blog post faggot <:-)

>> No.11411607

>>11407054
The fuck is a tithole man?
>>11409883
WHAT THE FUCK IS A TITHOLE??

>> No.11411609

>>11406945
>flaunts tits

>> No.11411615

>>11407175
It's meth isnt it

>> No.11411682

>>11407532
lewd

>> No.11411888
File: 2.86 MB, 300x300, Halloween Feet Loaf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411888

Happy Halloween, /ck/.

>> No.11411890
File: 2.89 MB, 300x300, Halloween Party Punch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411890

>> No.11411900

>>11411890
dafuq?

>> No.11411909
File: 689 KB, 1984x1488, 9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411909

>>11411890
>>11411900

>> No.11411927
File: 10 KB, 200x176, 1522702589768.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411927

>>11411534

>> No.11411935
File: 2.27 MB, 1280x720, Minimalist Breakfast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411935

>> No.11411940

>>11406937
Thats bad

>> No.11411952

>>11410445
I burst out laughing when the word stuff came on screen, just the way every other caption is saying what the ingredient is makes it seem like they didn't know what was going in, rather than referring to stuffing the steak.

>> No.11411973

>>11407042
This is just grating.

>> No.11411976

>>11407060
Reminds me of the alchy dude at parties that's stumbling around and fallong down but managing to keep his beer perfectly upright.

>> No.11411984
File: 12 KB, 480x640, 5604590509.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11411984

>>11410496
oof

>> No.11412054

>>11410445
How heinous! ... I have half a mind to make it this weekend.

>> No.11412095

>>11410445
Why did he waste all that olive oil?

>> No.11412105

>>11406992
cool dude

>> No.11412223

>>11411935
Did he just put coffee in his cereal?

>> No.11412233

>>11411935
why not eat off the floor you fucking cow

>> No.11412250
File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412250

>>11407037
not sure if handicapped or clowning for the customers

>> No.11412267

>>11412250
Based

>> No.11412285
File: 2.75 MB, 730x714, breakfast sushi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412285

Super important question: How do I keep this purple and orange theme year round?

>> No.11412348

>>11411935
>please don't tell them how I live

>> No.11412365
File: 2.91 MB, 640x360, sand egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412365

>> No.11412366

>>11409538
ok say way late but I have always thought this too. but where is he pulling it from?

>> No.11412421

>>11411890
>spends all the time to paint each individual one
>pours red liquid all over all of them
ok

>> No.11412430

>>11412365
imagine the crunch on that bad boy

>> No.11412431

>>11406937
>the absolute state of wh*toids

>> No.11412436

>>11411152
We've been calling it that for weeks, dumbass newfag.

>> No.11412495
File: 2.81 MB, 800x450, african burgers.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412495

>> No.11412510
File: 45 KB, 639x960, 1480887233342.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412510

>>11412495

>> No.11412512
File: 387 KB, 1440x1380, 1519705626360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412512

>>11410445
>tfw mummy found the rump steak

>> No.11412605

>>11410445
why did he fill that entire thing with oil garlic and parsley just to put the meat in for like 5 seconds?

>> No.11412609

>>11412365
So they have access to sand and dirt and maybe a little bit of water yet they are too fucking dumb to turn it into clay or glass for bowls or pots to try and cook with? They just fucking put it in the ground?

>> No.11412621

>>11410445
>prolapsed angus

>> No.11412692
File: 977 KB, 1280x720, 1541036351510.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412692

>> No.11412710

>>11412692
Always look for the ring

>> No.11412741
File: 2.78 MB, 1280x720, watch where he puts his phone.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412741

>>11412710

>> No.11412943
File: 12 KB, 250x250, 1540154829018.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11412943

>>11412495
>>11412365

>> No.11413017
File: 421 KB, 1200x1312, r9k CHAD DEFENSE 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413017

>>11411054
BASED

>> No.11413033
File: 2.19 MB, 420x300, nice meme.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413033

>>11412348

>> No.11413036
File: 1.26 MB, 1301x892, egglord.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413036

>>11407988

>> No.11413038
File: 2.87 MB, 360x360, This Nigga Makin&#039; Oreos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413038

>> No.11413043

>>11410445
Im so fucking hungry now

>> No.11413049

>>11411935
>365 cereal

>> No.11413052

>>11412285
I would love this but with like bacon instead of the meat.

>> No.11413057

>>11412741
Gave the phone a little extra flavoring

>> No.11413104

>>11411935
>Poorfag's breakfast ,launch and dinner.webm

Fix it

>> No.11413105

Halloween food sucks

>> No.11413107

>>11413104
>launch
fix your retardation

>> No.11413113

>>11412741
I like how he's like "well the meat is ruined time to throw it away and try again"
I'm not really sure why he tosses the stuff on the man grate too, which didn't get licked by flames. 'tsim?

>> No.11413119

>>11411935
I practice minimalism and my favorite post on a forum I use was a guy asking "OK so I followed all the guidelines but now I don't have anything to do and am super bored. Does anyone else have this problem?"

Like damn nigga read a book

>> No.11413129
File: 92 KB, 654x351, dildo it.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413129

>>11410454

>> No.11413148
File: 267 KB, 540x531, 1526423889028.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413148

>>11409780
>get caught being a pervert
>she presents tits
>spits in food

>> No.11413155

>>11412095
Fucking this.

>> No.11413156
File: 35 KB, 450x316, achewood-rooster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413156

>>11410454
Disgusting. Don't they have one with skinny chick feet?

>>11413129
Based Achewoodposter

>> No.11413165

>>11407532
>when you have the 18 year old come over

>> No.11413176

>>11411890
Yeah I want that fucking latex flavoring in my drink

>> No.11413184

>>11411935
>minimalist
>not just cereal and milk
>or just a cereal bar

>> No.11413248
File: 179 KB, 500x339, 1409056694343.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11413248

>>11412621
Nice

>> No.11413282

>>11413129
I miss Achewood.

>> No.11413299

>>11407532
w-why does this arouse me bros? I'm unironically gonna start going to church again

>> No.11413323

>>11407112
All hail Gnikgge!

>> No.11413990

>>11412365
>Animal Planet

>> No.11414089

>>11407102
what the hell

>> No.11414098

>>11411036
This is a rare case of an actually autistic girl.

>> No.11414112

>>11407102
God bless Kays Good Cooking.

>> No.11414117

>>11412495
probably fried with transformer oil

>> No.11414313

>>11410501
turk here
every family members house ive been to has a bidet

>> No.11414316

>>11411976
I'm interested in that webm, can you post it, Anon?

>> No.11414324

>>11414098
Its a fetish thing

>> No.11414333

>>11411378
>cheese and meat cant go together
please stop embarrassing yourself namefag

>> No.11414595

>>11412609
Clay requires... clay. A kind of dirt that's made of tiny grains. And glass requires pretty high temperatures and probably sand with special qualities. And there's also a matter of knowledge. If you never knew that you could take a certain type of dirt, mix it with water, form pots and burn it at high heat to solidify it and get sturdy water-tight receptacles, you just don't know that. It took humanity quite a long time to figure it out. They don't have access to the Internet, like people such as Primitive Technology.

>> No.11414775

>>11414595
>It took humanity quite a long time to figure it out.
So you are saying they arn't human.

>> No.11414787

>>11412095
I was wondering about this too. Absolutely retarded.

>> No.11414811

>>11411890
wow 3 whole shots of vodka, that's definitely worth it!

>> No.11414824

>>11410449
only 50%? i am disgusted by my country

>> No.11414842

>>11414811
u wot m80

2 cups of vodka ~ 500ml ~ 2/3 of a bottle

>> No.11414849

>>11414775
Ok, w/o looking it up on the internet or a book, grab some sand, water and clay right now and do an OC making glass. Oops, you can't which proves you're not human by your logic.

>> No.11414854

>>11414775
They're like really early humans. That's why they can't really get integrated in our modern society.

>> No.11414861

>>11412365
>one small hole that egg clearly can't fit through well
>doesn't realize that making another small hole will relieve vacuum.
>Doesn't just heat up a large flat rock on a fire to use as rudimentary skillet

ew

>> No.11414864

>>11412365
>Wakanda irl

>> No.11414873

>>11406937
Is it true that in America, this is a 9/10?

>> No.11414891

>>11414849
nigger, we did this in elementary school

>> No.11414912

>>11414849
That's not the issue. They've been living the same exact way for the past 1000 years and never even thought of making new things or inventing stuff.

>> No.11414915

>>11412365
>>11412609
Even the Japanese never invented glass.
What bothers me is that they are cooking it in hot sand without utilising the leaves they put it on afterwards anyway to keep the sand off.
I understand wanting to keep the shell intact to use as a vessel, though.

>> No.11414917

>>11411935
Postmodernism was a mistake.

>> No.11414921

>>11411170
nice

>> No.11414960

>>11407055
>you'res

>> No.11414978
File: 97 KB, 275x189, 1536041961990.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11414978

>>11414849

>> No.11414983

>>11414873
No, pretty average. And I live in fucking Mississippi

>> No.11414987

>>11411153
Kay's son?

>> No.11414998

>>11413176
that's nitrile friendo

>> No.11415028

>>11408540
what they didn't tell you is the cat died 2 days later from salamanella poisoning.

>> No.11415042

>>11410454
>filename
kek
why does /tv/ have such a high percentage of footfags?

>> No.11415164

>>11414842

Mixed in with 17 cups of juice and divided into those glasses. You'd be lucky to get a shot of vodka.

>> No.11415203
File: 303 KB, 1278x902, 1459092942446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11415203

>>11415042
all the patrician boards do

>> No.11415207

>>11410496
why did you want to take a photo of a random kid's lemonade stand

>> No.11415218
File: 1.99 MB, 540x302, how to cook with a salt block.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11415218

>> No.11415229

>>11415218
stupid

>> No.11415266

>>11415218
What happens when the juices overflow?

>> No.11415291

>>11413282
just go read the whole thing again for the 7th time like I do

>> No.11415330

>>11412741
>phone in raw meat tray
Wtf

>> No.11415584

>>11415266
they will be lost to the heat ;_;

>> No.11415589

>>11415218
>that shit sear
what's the fucking point?

>> No.11415658
File: 1.92 MB, 354x354, jiggle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11415658

>>11407957

>> No.11415664

>>11411152
based

>> No.11415692

>>11410454
>puts her feet on the floor after putting them i the lemonade

So unless you're literally the first customer of the day then you get dirt in your lemonade, nice

>> No.11415707

>>11415218
whao, look at that boiled meat

>> No.11415740

>>11410378
so do some chanfags. as well as their own cum & piss.
what's your point m8

>> No.11415779

>>11413176
>recipe calls for powder free gloves
good reading skills

>> No.11415805

>>11415218
All that just so it's more salty?

>> No.11415806
File: 20 KB, 380x337, Happy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11415806

>>11411888

>> No.11415817
File: 976 KB, 250x250, Hats Off TO The Based Poster Being Based.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11415817

>>11412621

>> No.11415832

>>11412436
>weeks
You're a newfag too, we've been calling it that for like over a year

>> No.11415838

>>11410445
>putting steak in the oven

what a stupid piece of meme shit

>> No.11415868

>>11413156
a rooster is a chicken

chicken is not a gendered term. why do so many retards make this mistake?

>> No.11415878

>>11415207
i can't remember exactly but i wanted to send the photo to a friend because there was something on the sign which had some significance to an in-joke we had

>> No.11415908

>>11415218
>>11415589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Ege1M5Pag

>> No.11415943

>>11411378
>doesn't eat meat and dairy together
Good evening, rabbi.

>> No.11415972

>>11412609
They don't even need that. Just cook the motherfucker while it's in the fucking shell and then peel the shell instead of sand!

>> No.11416051

>>11409721
it's not the fact that he's brown that should disgust you, it's the fact that he's Indian and selling food on the street

>> No.11416094

>>11409721
i don't mind mexican women handling my food even though their hands are probably dirty, still better than some guy scratching his face or his balls making my food.

>> No.11416252

>>11406992
sleep tight, porker.

>> No.11416277

>>11411935
god this is so fucking stupid

>> No.11416300

>>11411935
Reddit, The Breakfast

>> No.11416302

>>11406942
>gibs.jpeg

>> No.11416332

>>11406992
held a piece of lunch meat infront of my sleeping dogs nose. she literally woke up from smelling lunchmeat. I was quite surprised.

>> No.11416340

>>11406975
She probably takes monster diarrhea shits after all of these massive meals

>> No.11416352

>>11407032
i wonder if this is considered a low-quality video in the circle of people that support this content
i mean that bread is completely withstanding her attack; the donuts were fucking pulverized in a second but as soon as i saw that bread i knew she wasnt gonna be able to do shit to it i wonder if that is like just a huge bonerkill or something

>> No.11416364
File: 2.25 MB, 1280x720, coffee.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11416364

>>11416352
>me watching you post

>> No.11416378

>>11416352
as a follower I can say I enjoy it because it features a lot more of her fingers

>> No.11416524

You people are such babies about cross contamination. You could literally eat raw ground beef or chicken for a year and have a single digit chance of getting sick from it.

>> No.11416535

>>11411054
Lol

>> No.11416577

>>11416378
i would not have thought that fingers would be a high point in the asian woman smashing food with her face genre
i thought that might be more a thing in the, i guess, regular people eating food with utensils genre

>> No.11416578

>>11406937
>LIRR
based

>> No.11416582

>>11414983
I'm pretty sure the average woman in Mississippi is black and obese

>> No.11416645

>>11414117
Top kek

>> No.11416915
File: 63 KB, 1280x720, 1397808342708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11416915

>>11407055
>you'res

>> No.11416924

>>11415218
Awful sear and somehow still manages to overcook it

>> No.11416930

>>11416352
bruh you probably host the forum

>> No.11416957

>>11407060
Careful with the hand gestures there, Fritz.

>> No.11416968

>>11414316
It's not a webm. It's an experience people have when they go to parties.
I'm so sorry, anon.

>> No.11416976
File: 40 KB, 405x344, 1540795084065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11416976

>>11406975
>ywn rub her belly after she eats enough food for an army
It's not fucking fair.

>> No.11417029

>>11416277
it's a youtube video about a guy's "minimalist" life and he starts the video as a self-parody

>> No.11417031

>>11412365
you ever think they do this shit just to fuck with westerners

>> No.11417034
File: 2.28 MB, 640x360, buffet.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11417034

>>11417031
It's possible.
The joke is still on them since they're wasting their own food and unlike me they don't have access to a limitless amount of it.

>> No.11417069
File: 2.93 MB, 600x338, sandwchich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11417069

>> No.11417156

>>11407037
she looks so fucking annoyed

>> No.11417466

>>11415028
cats literally kill wild animals and eat their corpses raw

>> No.11417470

>>11417031
hey hey hey, let's never actually build a functional civilisation and be totally fucking retarded just to fuck with white people huehue

>> No.11417502

>>11411179
Parasites maybe, though those probably can't reach the marrow anyway. I don't think bacteria get killed though, they just lie dormant in spore form

>> No.11417515

>>11411952
Had to read your post 3 times to understand what the hell you meant, but I heh'd

>> No.11417517
File: 1.49 MB, 1280x720, that was unfortunate.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11417517

>> No.11417522

>>11417069
Kinda pointless for this to be a sandwich. I mean, sandwiches are supposed to be portable and easy to eat without utensils. Still looks good, though.

>> No.11417531

>>11406953
How long is that mixture just sitting out...?

>> No.11417544

>>11407543
why is she doing it in a toilet?

>> No.11417546

>>11415868
That's your problem, not the chickdick?

>> No.11417568

>>11407007
I don't get it. Is it supposed to be something sexual? I'm confused af

>> No.11417581

>>11411888
maybe some kind of marinara... but not ketchup

>> No.11417594

>>11417581
And why onion for tge stump?

>> No.11417616

>>11413038
>dips it in milk at the end

fuck off

>> No.11417622

>>11415658
cute

>> No.11417623

>>11411016
>reddit tries to fit in

>> No.11417632

>>11411952
Thanks for the blog

>> No.11417655

>>11407055
>you'res, sweety
You'rs, sweetie.
Learn to spell. retard.

>> No.11417657

>>11416957
Shut up, no one cared.

>> No.11417668

>>11417655
Wanna know how I know your new?

>> No.11417773

>>11407110
Jesus christ fucking cook it first!

>> No.11418120

>>11413043
>>11410473
The reason humans are able to eat still red beef is because the outside is typically cooked, and bacteria can't penetrate the inside of the meat. However by goatse-ing the steak you expose yourself to a host of parasites and bacteria.

>> No.11418144

>>11407175
Because egg doors haven't been invented yet

>> No.11419111

>>11411300
based dog

>> No.11419200

>>11407042
Holy fuck I want 2 punch her

>> No.11419257

>>11417623
4chen classic , idiot.

>> No.11419386

>>11412365
Why doesnt he shoe them how to cook better?

>> No.11419470
File: 356 KB, 893x670, roasting-egg-in-eggshell.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
11419470

>>11412365
What me and my pale ass crackers do, is poke a little hole in the shell, then leave the egg in embers to cook for 45~ minutes.

>> No.11419578

>>11406959
t. just likes breasts and ass