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Does anyone buy chicken from these cock suckers?
I'm 100% sure they freeze the chicken breasts before putting them out on the shelf.
I work late hours so I usually go in to get groceries around 11:30 PM.
I bought chicken tonight, got it home, started preparing it, and the middle of it was basically a chicken-colored block of ice.
After cooking the finished product was like chewing on bits of rubber eraser.
I'm guessing what they do is keep a fucking ton of chicken in the back in a big fucking freezer, and then set it out in the middle of the night so it thaws in the cooler and the normies don't realize they've been scammed. They think they're getting fresh chicken when really it's frozen shitte.

>> No.11409412

>>11409407
99% of all the chicken you've eaten in your life was frozen at some point. The real question isn't why you are shopping at 11:30 - that's just common sense - but why in the hell you're buying food from fucking Walmart?

>> No.11409424

>>11409412
Oh let me guess I should be buying food at your special snowflake store for 3 times the price.
It all comes from the same warehouses, dumbass.

>> No.11409433

>>11409424
>regional markets in flyover land get their produce form the same places as the walmart that put them out of business

I unironically understand more than ever right now how Trump got elected.

>> No.11409580

>>11409407
Pretty sure most chicken gets frozen for transport, then stays in the freezer until it goes out on the retail shelves. That's not why your chicken was rubbery. Sometimes poultry with a saline solution (brine) can give it a rubbery texture. Sometimes you'll get a batch of chicken breasts with "woody" texture. This is actually a big issue in poultry farming right now.

>> No.11409831

>>11409433
Because he appealed to the formless disquiet that many people feel as they sense, but cannot articulate, the ending of a world order with the new order still unknown?

>> No.11409860

>>11409831
Wow, this is honestly the first time I've read a post that would be appropriately accompanied by the NPC meme. The irony is almost unbelievable.

>> No.11409895
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>>11409407

I buy the 10 pound bag of frozen chicken boobies because convenient and frugal. It's all nicely separated and I can just take one out and cook it up quickly with little fuss.
>Inb4 food snobs
They also have cheap hamburger patties.

>> No.11409901

You have to find a package with the smaller breasts. The big huge ones are shit tier and rubbery.

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>>11409424
>>11409860
Fuck man you're like a whole new level of insufferable.

>> No.11410298

>>11409895
You’re literally paying for water by the pound bro.

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Breaking News: OP is fucking retarded and doesn't know anything about where his food comes from.
No one thinks they're getting fresh chicken from a fucking Walmart. But you got what you deserve: low class groceries for a low class idiot.

>> No.11410509

>>11410423
dont be rude man

>> No.11410536

You're better off dumpster diving at Hardee's than buying meat at walmart.

>> No.11411397

Walmart sucks, they don't have shit and their meat is gross

>> No.11411405

>>11409407
They ship chicken to china where its injected with water to increase the weight. Then that chicken is frozen and shipped back for you to eat

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>>11409424
>they all come from the same warehouse