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11405913 No.11405913 [Reply] [Original]

>mfw someone complains about being "burpy" near me.
What are some food/eating related expressions you absolutely hate? I also can't stand people telling me something (meat most of the time) is "as soft as butter." Triggers my gag reflex instantly.

>> No.11407380

Have you tried not being a massive faggot?

>> No.11407962

>>11407380
Have you tried contributing to my thread? No? Then get the heck out! Don't bother replying anymore by the way, because your first left a bad taste (get it? We are on a cooking subreddit. Feel free not to tell me wether you got it though. Now get OUT!).

>> No.11407967

>>11405913
Dumb frogposter.

>> No.11407975

"there's too much vodka in my apple juice, daddy"
just fuck off, cunt just like your whore mother.

>> No.11408009

>asking a board full of neets and autists and foreveralones what they dislike when eating with other people as if they even do that in the 1st place anyway haha

>> No.11408136

>>11407975
wOaH dUdE cRaZy

>> No.11408181

>>11405913
Calling a sandwich a sammy.

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11408300

>>11405913
>I don't like onions.

>> No.11408306

>>11408181
Calling a grilled cheese sandwich a cheese ghostie

>> No.11408378

>>11407962
Have you tried not sucking dick for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?

>> No.11408390

When people talk about the taste of my cum. Shut up shut up SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT IT TASTES LIKE

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11408422

>>11405913
"Sorry, I'm gassy! X)"
>When women use this as an excuse to rip nasty farts wherever and whenever they please throughout the evening.

>> No.11409320

>>11408422
Depending on how insufferable they are both personality wise and with the gas, I'd be tempted to just pay for my meal only and leave.