WEBM bread!?

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WEBM bread!? Anonymous Sat Oct 27 03:25:06 2018 No.11391197 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 03:27:04 2018 No.11391201 There must always be a webm thread.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:15:24 2018 No.11391319 >>11391197 Koreans are fucking retarded

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:17:39 2018 No.11391324 >>11391197 Is this BTS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:18:40 2018 No.11391328 pls no jack

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:19:20 2018 No.11391330 >>11391197 Those are actually all males

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:29:23 2018 No.11391348 >>11391197 >actually using the accuser grip oh you silly twat

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:31:26 2018 No.11391353 File: 1.09 MB, 640x360, 1529879605976.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:34:56 2018 No.11391360 >>11391353 that dude is never going to eat his sandwich is he?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 04:56:25 2018 No.11391395 File: 1.23 MB, 640x360, Roast Onion.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:04:17 2018 No.11391408 File: 2.94 MB, 480x480, Cooking2_0.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:12:02 2018 No.11391421 >>11391395 > that'll be 99 plus tip thankyou

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:12:42 2018 No.11391422 >>11391360 Nope, doesn't look like it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:22:31 2018 No.11391451 File: 1.14 MB, 400x400, avocado sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:26:47 2018 No.11391461 File: 1.89 MB, 500x459, 1515278662722.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391395

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:28:35 2018 No.11391467 >>11391408 Similar, but is it possibleto cook rice and veggies in a rice cooker?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:29:37 2018 No.11391470 >>11391451 >le avocado >le bursting the yolk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:31:31 2018 No.11391477 >>11391395 Just an onion on its own pretty much

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:32:20 2018 No.11391480 File: 1.34 MB, 355x240, 1419192795684.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:33:23 2018 No.11391483 File: 941 KB, 300x221, 1419193195308.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:33:53 2018 No.11391487 File: 3.00 MB, 1280x720, taps knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:35:09 2018 No.11391489 File: 2.75 MB, 540x302, 1539189544314.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:36:49 2018 No.11391494 >>11391348 >accuser grip kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 05:57:05 2018 No.11391516 >>11391487 I don't think I've ever tapped my knife. Even if you wanted to for practical reasons like removing stuck on food bits, they'd still unpredictably fly all over. Retarded.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 06:47:15 2018 No.11391592 >>11391197 What is she doing wrong?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 06:53:56 2018 No.11391602 File: 2.72 MB, 626x360, Surly king of the egg fort.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:07:16 2018 No.11391620 >>11391602 egg

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:21:46 2018 No.11391646 >>11391602 haha this is what i came to see XD. goodbye

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:29:46 2018 No.11391652 >>11391602 how does he get out without destroying all the eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:31:16 2018 No.11391654 >>11391602 AEGG

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:50:49 2018 No.11391672 File: 2.91 MB, 500x280, american cooking mince and egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:51:57 2018 No.11391673 File: 1.96 MB, 889x500, american scrambled egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:53:02 2018 No.11391676 File: 1.63 MB, 800x500, american corndogs.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:53:46 2018 No.11391677 File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, jack makes jenkem.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391328 ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:54:33 2018 No.11391679 File: 416 KB, 2100x1163, How-to-say-what-the-heck-in-Korean.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391330 More like NEW Males though am I right? Must be all the soy they're eating these days

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:57:08 2018 No.11391683 File: 2.66 MB, 640x360, Prawn Cocktail - Gordon Ramsay.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 07:57:30 2018 No.11391685 File: 2.86 MB, 1067x600, american pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 08:04:00 2018 No.11391690 File: 2.95 MB, 484x504, mexican cuisine.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 08:09:49 2018 No.11391698 File: 2.87 MB, 400x224, IN-N-OUT SECRET MENU!! MUKBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 08:10:23 2018 No.11391699 File: 2.87 MB, 500x280, MUSTBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 08:10:57 2018 No.11391702 File: 2.88 MB, 500x280, THOTBANG.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 08:22:53 2018 No.11391724 >>11391685 I refuse to believe she doesn't do this on purpose

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:14:32 2018 No.11392048 >>11391602 >filename good job anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:18:43 2018 No.11392061 File: 2.79 MB, 560x314, mayonnaise and banana sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:27:04 2018 No.11392084 File: 2.54 MB, 640x640, Taylor swift eating lobster.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391197 Thought that was Taytay at first.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:39:37 2018 No.11392114 >>11391672 >>11391673 >>11391676 >filename Nice /obsessed/ attempt but we all know Kay when we see her, retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:41:56 2018 No.11392122 >>11391395 This makes me so angry

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:42:49 2018 No.11392126 File: 2.75 MB, 854x480, jack separating an egg.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391483 >she doesn't spill a single fucking drop.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:52:48 2018 No.11392155 >>11392061 Bruh if I catch somebody making this in their car I'm calling the cops

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:57:38 2018 No.11392166 >>11391201 Why does this fag always have to post this same line?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 10:59:25 2018 No.11392170 >>11391395 >a fucking onion

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:02:30 2018 No.11392180 >>11391197 if a kitchen of QT Asians cooking a sumptuous meal doesn't get you diamonds then idk what will

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:11:39 2018 No.11392212 File: 1.32 MB, 1280x720, mimics.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:15:45 2018 No.11392226 >>11391699 who?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:28:51 2018 No.11392263 >>11391353 >white privilege

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:31:20 2018 No.11392269 >>11391602 that spic has a lot of eggs

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:37:03 2018 No.11392288 >>11392126 I wonder if being Jack hurts. Like a dull headache that never goes away.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 11:59:42 2018 No.11392341 >>11391620 how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 12:04:07 2018 No.11392359 >>11391602 >file name good job, anon how does he get out without breaking any eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 12:24:49 2018 No.11392410 >>11392212 Swear to god I can see his retarded reaction face

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 12:27:57 2018 No.11392418 >>11391676 the only american thing about these webms is the person who named them

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 12:38:20 2018 No.11392453 >>11391487 Aby idea what compels people to do this? I find it both irritating and fascinating. People have all sorts of bad habits, but what even causes this habit to form? I've never once felt the urge to tap my knife before cutting.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 12:53:34 2018 No.11392490 >>11392126 why did that happen?

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:02:47 2018 No.11392516
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>>11391408
Dear god I was screaming at the webm to stop with the last two.
Enjoy your cancer and aluminium oxide poisoning from your underdone steak.

The fishspresso one is doable, but you don't use a fucking filter coffee machine. You make a simple 5minute soup by putting fish and smallcut veggies into the coffee-grounds-holder of an espresso-cooker, and your fish-fond or water+spices into the reservoir.
Set to cook and bang, empty out the grounds-holder into soupbowl.

But not this fucking webm. I swear to god.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:03:03 2018 No.11392517 >>11392453 Maybe they've been using knives for so long they see it as an extension of their hands and so they naturally develop tics like that.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:07:53 2018 No.11392535 >>11392490 Some eggs are kind of like that. My guess is a fresh egg straight out of a fridge that's only like 1 degree above freezing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:09:12 2018 No.11392540 >>11391489 Gold. Solid fucking gold. 'cept it's simpler and sneakier to use a bunch of alkaseltzer pills and shove them into thick-cut fries/wedges and feed birds. You also get like a 10min leeway to gtfo while it digests and gets to the seltzer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:19:57 2018 No.11392570 >>11392084 what the hell is she doing?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:21:21 2018 No.11392575 >>11392453 do you seriously not do this? are you a retard? do you have any idea how dangerous it is to not tap your knife before using it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 13:26:43 2018 No.11392588 >>11391467 Yes. Most decent rice cookers come with a steamer basket to cook veggies in.

>>	chop Sat Oct 27 13:36:54 2018 No.11392623 >>11392570 To be fair, she is using her off-hand. Taylor Swift is a leftie, after all.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:06:28 2018 No.11392996 WE ARE ON BOIS

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:15:06 2018 No.11393037 >>11392048 We've been calling it that for weeks dumbass newfag. Go back to whatever shitty subreddit you came from.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:16:01 2018 No.11393042 >>11392517 But why is that particular one so common?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:37:25 2018 No.11393143 >>11391516 it's not about getting food off it you dumb faggot

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:40:01 2018 No.11393155 >>11391408 White people dish.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:41:59 2018 No.11393164 >>11391602 How does he break the eggs with out getting out?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:45:27 2018 No.11393175 >>11391395 wait, so this is how red onions are made? I don't really like vegetables at all so I wouldn't really know. I guess that's how they do the red cabage too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:46:20 2018 No.11393177 >>11393175 Please tell me you're not really this stupid. Please.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:48:57 2018 No.11393189 >>11393177 no I really don't like eating veg at all but I always liked the look of red onions and cabage even though they taste disgusting. I always thought their colours were too nice to be natural

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:51:08 2018 No.11393200 File: 536 KB, 872x530, 549[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393189 And I bet you thought bananas just fell off the tree naturally yellow, huh dumbass? Try going outside for once in your life, you might learn a thing or two.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 15:57:06 2018 No.11393229 >>11391602 How does he out the get without egging all the breaks?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:00:13 2018 No.11393248 >>11393200 but I thought they were green when they came off the tree not brown, unless you leave them on for a little bit then they'll turn yellow.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:04:56 2018 No.11393270 >>11393042 they do it to confuse autists on the internet

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:31:02 2018 No.11393395 >>11391197 wheres sana and momo

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:48:30 2018 No.11393474 >>11391451 how the fuck do I eat this, fork and knife. I rather just have them assorted on a plate

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:52:59 2018 No.11393489 >>11391487 hating this is a meme

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 16:58:37 2018 No.11393515 >>11391197 Fuck off with the plastic whores

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:02:07 2018 No.11393528 >>11391197 eggs?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:15:50 2018 No.11393591 >>11391408 >cookies in car for an hour Enjoy your salmonellosis retard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:32:52 2018 No.11393677 >>11391197 is this Twice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:34:30 2018 No.11393685 >>11391683 god it's like if murakami teruaki directed a food video

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:39:05 2018 No.11393707 >>11391395 Roasted onions are delicious

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:51:03 2018 No.11393758 File: 2.80 MB, 640x360, 1519593314220.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 17:56:35 2018 No.11393779 >>11393474 Order it deconstructed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:00:08 2018 No.11393790 >>11393758 Chinamen are fucked in the head.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:03:26 2018 No.11393798 >>11392166 There must always be this fag.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:04:45 2018 No.11393804 >>11391197 that chick doesn't use a knife right

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:06:04 2018 No.11393810 >>11391395 when you just want garnish for dinner

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:08:43 2018 No.11393819 >>11392263 >white

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:09:41 2018 No.11393822 >>11392453 I do this and I hate myself for it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:25:04 2018 No.11393868 >>11391489 Holy shit, what a fucking ride. >think they're making drugs >no that's wrong >think they're poisoning the gulls >no that's wrong too

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:25:08 2018 No.11393869 >>11393819 This desu

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:30:11 2018 No.11393893 >>11391683 Looks delicious but that's more jump cuts than a kangaroo samurai.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:54:11 2018 No.11393958 >>11391602 Eggs the all breaking without out get he does how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:56:06 2018 No.11393960 >>11393868 >laxatives >not a poison I wish there was a vietnam 2018 to send you brainlets to

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 18:56:34 2018 No.11393962 >>11393822 Good, you should.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:05:47 2018 No.11393977 >>11391395 I have no food I'll make it look pretty

Anonymous Sat Oct 27 19:40:06 2018 No.11394079
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>>11392061
This reminds me of the time I had to commute with the bus. In my city, which is not pretty but otherwise a liveable western german city, there's this one bus station. It's a bustling place, right next to a regional train station and between a giant shopping mall and assorted shopping areas. It's a place where afluent people go by everyday.
Which is what made the place so well liked to several old people. They didn't know each other. You never saw them together. But every evening, two or three of them would walk across the bus station and in their old but well cared for clothes would go up to the trash bins in their search for bottles.
Each bottle worth maybe 8 or rarely 20 cent. They would do this, one after the other, in broad daylight during the summer, in dreary autumn and in merry december after dark. In front of everyone. Strangers to them just as they were strangers to me. Yet these old people kept their heads down, not daring to meet the eye of anyone, so ashamed were they to have to do this. Not just pick up garbage, but to sift through tidily binned garbage just for maybe 5 € more per day. There was no pride left for them. Their long lives of working hadn't been enough to buy these poor grannys and grandpas even this tiny bit of decency.
That year will stay with me until I myself will be old. It haunts me, to see my own people -for they were all white germans- walk slowly through the cold and shame.

Can you imagine what reduces a man to make a mayonnaise banana sandwhich in his car? What misfortune must have driven him to that point in life? A 'dish' that only serves to give calories and no joy.

Godspeed, bananaman, godspeed.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:38:55 2018 No.11394474 File: 2.73 MB, 1080x1080, beer ramen.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:45:45 2018 No.11394504 >>11393175 you just take the onion and mix it with red beets, same with cabagge

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:49:56 2018 No.11394516 File: 106 KB, 199x180, madeggking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11391602

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:50:23 2018 No.11394521 File: 2.51 MB, 480x480, Pastry.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:53:41 2018 No.11394539 >>11392212 why is it upside down?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:54:08 2018 No.11394540 >>11391683 >make me a prawn cocktail in 5 minutes or I blow up this kitchen agent... Gordon.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:56:01 2018 No.11394544 >>11391683 are brits really putting seafood in their cocktails? what a bunch of retards

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 21:58:39 2018 No.11394557 >>11394079 Based and redpilled

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:00:15 2018 No.11394562 >>11394539 because he's a special person

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:01:40 2018 No.11394568 >>11393037 >not knowing calling out for the proper file name is a meme itself Looks like you need to go back.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:12:41 2018 No.11394614 File: 2.70 MB, 240x240, Chocolate 4.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11394539 It's supposed to be flipped to cook evenly or some shit. For once Jack is doing what you're supposed to.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:16:04 2018 No.11394632 >>11391483 Someone's getting a double dose of the old domestic violence night.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:22:35 2018 No.11394657 >>11394614 Too bad he couldn't read the instructions to learn that you shouldn't latch the goddamn thing

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:23:50 2018 No.11394660 >>11393677 >TwiceTV >is this twice? jesus anon

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 22:24:46 2018 No.11394664 >>11391602 But how?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:22:11 2018 No.11394878 >>11392061 White people love this stuff, especially after a fucking their sister.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:26:25 2018 No.11394888 >>11392570 she is doing autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:32:17 2018 No.11394898 File: 136 KB, 294x256, 8836333345.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392061 How did I know it was that fat fuck Joey

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:51:40 2018 No.11394953 >>11391348 accuser grip is goat for slicing raw fish that said, I hope this slag cuts her fingers

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:58:16 2018 No.11394968 >>11391395 >That'll be $75 plus tip

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 27 23:58:44 2018 No.11394971 >>11391487 it's like a fighter testing the reach of his opponent it's the best way to get in your comfort zone for fast cuttin

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:01:05 2018 No.11394976 >>11391483 Did she even actually spill anything?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:06:18 2018 No.11394992 >>11393175 I swear if you killed everyone in America the global average IQ would increase by at least 100

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:09:10 2018 No.11395000 >>11394992 >he said as he replied to the most obvious shitpost on /ck/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:15:28 2018 No.11395022 >>11392126 They just detest soda is all

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:16:46 2018 No.11395029 >>11392180 seeing them wrestle

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:20:45 2018 No.11395039 >>11391602 that is pretty amazing, but i wonder if that place is bar

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:29:49 2018 No.11395063 >>11394474 >Doesn't contain actual beer dissapointed

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 00:36:14 2018 No.11395080 >>11391602 what egg get how he does from the FROT????

Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:19:31 2018 No.11395207

>>11391699
>>11391702
Doesn't really have the same appeal as the asian variety. Probably because you immediately know that she's going to be shoving her fingers down her throat seconds after the cameras off. With the asian bitches, you don't think about it until long after.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:31:40 2018 No.11395232 >>11394521 God I wish that was me

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:34:43 2018 No.11395240 >>11393037 Years asshole

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:47:35 2018 No.11395272 >>11394657 Why is the latch there if you shouldn't use it? Storage?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 01:56:49 2018 No.11395294 >>11394614 what the fuck is this

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:07:07 2018 No.11395323 >>11391470 >WHEN DOES THE NARWAHL BACON?!?!?!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:11:55 2018 No.11395340 >>11395323 >AT MIDNIGGHT

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:16:05 2018 No.11395351 >>11395294 Milk chocolate. Says so on the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:25:31 2018 No.11395366 >>11393758 In Hell there is a special place where Asians spend eternity being flayed alive.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:29:02 2018 No.11395372 >>11394614 jesus christ if you want to kill yourself that much then just do it fuck

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:47:47 2018 No.11395423 >>11392126 Daily reminder that this cretin has produced two hell-spawn with two females

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 02:55:04 2018 No.11395444 >>11395366 >Peta supporter SEETHING Natural food chain, some animals were made to be eaten by humans.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 03:58:22 2018 No.11395597 >>11395444 If humans weren't supposed to eat animals, why did God make them out of meat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 04:11:18 2018 No.11395616 >>11391677 Stellar filename, thanks

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:13:15 2018 No.11396095 File: 2.96 MB, 640x360, Michael J. Fox's House Of Pancakes.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:15:57 2018 No.11396097 >>11391197 The blond girl is absolute shit at cutting. >>11391348 It's actually not bad for some things, if you pay attention many western chefs use it as well sometimes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:16:59 2018 No.11396101 >>11391395 >Would you like some food with those flowers?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:26:10 2018 No.11396124 >>11391690 so this is why mexicans are so obese

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:28:15 2018 No.11396128 >>11391683 One of my least favorite foods, way too heavy on the sauce.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:29:21 2018 No.11396130 >>11392084 So relatable xD

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 08:42:27 2018 No.11396164 >>11393758 kill all asians

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 14:10:47 2018 No.11397046 >>11392269 makes you wonder how he vacates his establishment

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 15:06:34 2018 No.11397294 >>11391672 >calling it mince

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 15:17:35 2018 No.11397365 >>11396095 Oh, it's a new one from that same guy. I find him endearing now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 15:49:53 2018 No.11397542 File: 2.89 MB, 640x316, not satire.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 16:09:10 2018 No.11397611 >>11396095 I was waiting for him to pick his nose like he did in the other webm. Good to know he's a little more sanitary now.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 18:16:57 2018 No.11398242 >>11392212 >cookie monster pressure cooker

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 18:43:13 2018 No.11398333 >>11396095 I closed the webm as soon as the attention whore filming it decided to shove her face into the video.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 18:48:23 2018 No.11398348 >>11394660 I didn't even notice the logo. Me likey.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:13:31 2018 No.11398429 >>11395240 That's how long yours has been getting pounded by your homo boyfriend.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:23:22 2018 No.11398463 >>11391690 This is why we need the wall

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:38:13 2018 No.11398519 >>11391489 SOULFUL prank

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 19:52:21 2018 No.11398568 File: 2.85 MB, 420x260, Speed Cooking.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:00:29 2018 No.11398602 >>11391483 Look like he said BITCH

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:07:44 2018 No.11398628 File: 86 KB, 1920x1080, that-feel-when.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392061 dude so fake

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:19:00 2018 No.11398660 >>11393758 >>11398568 They mentally different.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:27:57 2018 No.11398689 >>11393248 those are a unique variety of banana, they are a bit more expensive and take way longer to ripen. not worth the money.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:31:41 2018 No.11398705 >>11397542 >:^(

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:36:10 2018 No.11398726 >>11392570 She has the 'tism, which is also why she posts on /b/

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:39:44 2018 No.11398740 >>11398660 Thank the socio-genetic experiment called the cultural revolution and great leap forward that bred "people" like this.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:52:06 2018 No.11398779 >>11391690 I wanna know what all these fucking ingredients are.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 20:58:41 2018 No.11398799 >>11391461 I really, really, really like this image.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:31:58 2018 No.11398889 >>11391197 i'm gay as shit for that butch silver-haired flannel-wearing dyke

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:33:20 2018 No.11398897 >>11398799 i like it too

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:38:56 2018 No.11398920 >>11391197 >>11391348 >>11396097 Honestly looks like she's using her non-dominant hand to hold the knife. Reminds me of left-hand right-eye dominant shooters

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:40:50 2018 No.11398927 >>11391602 He broke all the eggs!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:50:17 2018 No.11398960 >>11391451 It's a ketoburger!

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:51:42 2018 No.11398970 >>11395340 >do you have stairs in your house?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:56:26 2018 No.11398979 >>11394898 its his fat fucking fingers

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 21:58:01 2018 No.11398988 >>11391489 >that kid getting nailed in the head Fucking hell.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:02:00 2018 No.11399007 >>11392061 I blame NASCAR for this because Dale Jr. tweeted about eating this shit, and it became a shitty food meme.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:06:06 2018 No.11399021 >>11391699 >>11391702 Can't be easy to stuff your face when it's wearing a pound of makeup.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:13:38 2018 No.11399055 File: 133 KB, 800x977, 800px-Red_onions_(cross-sections)[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393175 >>11393248 >>11393189 Red onion is a specific type of onion, you dummy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:18:12 2018 No.11399079 >>11394992 >I swear if you killed everyone in Africa the global average IQ would increase by at least 100 FTFY

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:21:16 2018 No.11399095 >>11397542 Nukes over India when?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:26:45 2018 No.11399123 >>11398568 When do the A10s start their strafing runs on these criminals?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:27:47 2018 No.11399132 >>11393758 poor octopus he just wants to go hme, instead some yellow thot has to turn him into a brown stain. Press F for octobro.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 22:35:10 2018 No.11399172 >>11397542 despite the title i hope this is satire. fucking christ. why are indians so abhorrent creatures?

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:17:00 2018 No.11399331 >>11399172 It's an Indian comedy bit, I've seen the original video. The dude is supposed to be showing truly disgusting table manners, even for India's standards.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 28 23:17:04 2018 No.11399332 >>11398568 The thing that gets me most when this is posted is the dishes would be shit if they were cooked normally anyway. Literally half cooking a fish is not going to make it taste good.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 00:21:12 2018 No.11399560 >>11394992 O B S E S S E D Also gw replying to obvious bait, europoor

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:42:04 2018 No.11400039 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x720, 1525808492367.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 02:56:22 2018 No.11400079 >>11397611 he didn't even pick his nose he scratched it or wiped sweat away

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:24:48 2018 No.11400142 File: 1.76 MB, 480x800, jmJkvCi.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:32:06 2018 No.11400169 File: 2.99 MB, 960x712, japanese.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Japanese>Chinese>>>>>>>>>korean

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:55:01 2018 No.11400233 >>11391408 Fucking why?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 03:59:52 2018 No.11400241 >>11400142 i don't care if it's scripted, still laughed

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:01:57 2018 No.11400245 >>11400039 I could see my mother making this, and I wouldn't be mad, but I would tell her not to do it again

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:02:58 2018 No.11400248 >>11399055 how do you get the beet juice between each layer though?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:03:00 2018 No.11400249 >>11398333 Except it was clearly being filmed by someone else who shoved the camera into her face, you fucking autist.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:05:25 2018 No.11400254 File: 226 KB, 676x639, 1496331906299.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11399331 >India's standards what are their standards by the way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:19:18 2018 No.11400278 >>11399172 It IS satire you stupid fucking retard holy shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:40:09 2018 No.11400311 >>11391197 how do these gooks even know how to cook? aren't they on a super strict diet?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:46:57 2018 No.11400323 >>11400254 I suppose all they eat is brought to the table at 90c so that even if every chef has shit on their hands the bacteria is dead at least.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:50:59 2018 No.11400332 >>11399132 F

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:52:11 2018 No.11400336 >>11400039 >baking fajitas the absolute state of this video

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 04:52:20 2018 No.11400337 File: 230 KB, 1200x800, 1490329509366.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11400323 i suppose what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 05:30:41 2018 No.11400386 >>11400039 what a god awful abomination, but after 2 beers and a joint that I would destroy this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 05:33:38 2018 No.11400389 >>11400039 these faggots turn everything into a layer cake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 06:28:41 2018 No.11400470 >>11398628 If only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 06:47:25 2018 No.11400500 >>11391197 It amazes me that I'm expected to treat Asian women as people. Look at them. They're clearly not. They're some sort of bizarre species of bug-people. They act and look like insects.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 06:49:35 2018 No.11400511 >>11400500 What did he mean by this

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 07:34:41 2018 No.11400606 >>11396095 cocaina cocaine

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 07:42:43 2018 No.11400629 File: 77 KB, 1680x1050, radiohead-fry-squinty-eyes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396095 >Not sure if actual spastic, or just goofing for the camera

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 07:48:42 2018 No.11400649 >>11400039 >ONIONS >it's actually red onions Red onions are just onions for limp fairies who don't like onions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 08:46:45 2018 No.11400811 >>11400039 why

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 09:52:24 2018 No.11400982 >>11400079 He rubbed his gum because hes a coke addict

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 09:56:07 2018 No.11400994 >>11400248 A wizard does it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:25:50 2018 No.11401275 someone has the Tasty jap curry webm?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:35:26 2018 No.11401300 File: 8 KB, 256x201, 1487653127769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396095 not sure if handicapped or just clowning for the customers

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:41:34 2018 No.11401318 >>11391699 dominoes has awful portion size for what you pay. I got an alfredo from them that only covered the bottom of the tin bowl and didn't have any fucking chicken.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:46:12 2018 No.11401327 >>11393758 What if the octopus resists going down her throat and sticks itself there?

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:49:49 2018 No.11401339

>>11399132
F

I've eaten my fair share of octopus with a semi guilty conscience as I understand they have a decent level of intelligence. They have the ability to problem solve. But they are also a tasty animal and I'm part of a species of apex predators.
Fuck, don't play with it. Kill it humanely then prepare it respectfully.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:52:47 2018 No.11401350 >>11392516 Or you can just not be a faggot and COOK THE SHIT LIKE A NORMAL FUCKING HUMAN BEING. If you don't have time to make a meal just go buy McDonald's for fucks sake

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:52:51 2018 No.11401351 >>11391676 look like dicks covered in cum

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:55:08 2018 No.11401357 >>11400169 >make america great again based 3D waifu

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:55:38 2018 No.11401359 >>11392061 DUDE NASCAR LMAO

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 11:56:52 2018 No.11401363 >>11394614 heavy breathing

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:01:35 2018 No.11401379 >>11391592 I know you're trolling, but fucking everything

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:02:31 2018 No.11401383 >>11392263 its funny because its a kike. lol good one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:04:37 2018 No.11401393 File: 44 KB, 640x772, 1540681617587.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11393960 Just imagine

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:10:56 2018 No.11401418 File: 2.48 MB, 1682x1723, 1508515689322.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11394079

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:11:39 2018 No.11401421 File: 121 KB, 960x788, missile rick2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401393 Please, God. If you are real and you are merciful, don't let me die to something like this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:26:16 2018 No.11401470 File: 2.91 MB, 1280x720, white castle.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:28:58 2018 No.11401481 >>11401327 then she dies and gets replaced by another generic chinaman that's fucked in the head

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:29:43 2018 No.11401486 File: 2.91 MB, 960x540, World’s Most Expensive Avocado Toast.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:34:47 2018 No.11401505 >>11401470 All that plastic and cardboard and people think that banning straws will save the planet. Pretty good movie, though. And I don't even smoke weed.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:37:07 2018 No.11401511 File: 2.91 MB, 640x340, Wagyu Sandwich.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401505 It's not bad, the sequels were trash though. And no one has ever actually liked Neil Patrick Harris.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:38:35 2018 No.11401519 >>11401486 I want to turn that faggot upside down and piss into the bucket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:39:32 2018 No.11401521 >>11401511 That's the joke, numbnuts.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:40:07 2018 No.11401525 >>11401486 I don't get it. What makes it so expensive?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:40:44 2018 No.11401528 >>11401525 They used real avocados.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:41:08 2018 No.11401532 File: 2.86 MB, 720x404, Most expensivest cocktail.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401525 It's made by an internationally acclaimed DJ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:42:45 2018 No.11401540 >>11401532 >>It's made by an internationally acclaimed DJ. >Literally whomst'd've

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:48:17 2018 No.11401552 >>11401505 >>11401470 This movie was terrible, especially as a non weed smoker. The Guantanamo bay one was even worse

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:53:54 2018 No.11401575 >>11401486 >put it all on bread Wooow

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:55:05 2018 No.11401581 >>11401552 I didn't like the Gitmo one but I guess I was just at the exact right time in my life to laugh at that stupid stoner comedy. Not that I actually like ANY other stupid stoner comedy ever. I don't know what made H&K special.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 12:59:12 2018 No.11401593 >>11398429 yikes!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:06:03 2018 No.11401613 >>11401581 How old were you? I remember finding pineapple express quiet funny noe that i think back. Honestly i have no idea why i thought it was so funny

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:11:03 2018 No.11401626 >>11391690 Why do they always overfill the boxes in these

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:20:22 2018 No.11401642 File: 2.84 MB, 504x450, joeys world tour.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:21:33 2018 No.11401645 File: 1.33 MB, 508x266, glub.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401613 I would have been 22. And fuck you for making me realise that. Goddamn

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:21:43 2018 No.11401646 >>11391602 why the people respond break the eggs? He don't leave the area

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:24:55 2018 No.11401653 >>11395232 you wished you were baked at 350 for 20 minutes? haha, your crazy

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:27:14 2018 No.11401656 >>11400249 how about i shove you in your face, dick boi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:28:36 2018 No.11401658 File: 2.93 MB, 640x360, Pasta Knife.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:30:42 2018 No.11401663 File: 955 KB, 360x360, the_ride.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11400337 That goes for pathogens too. One day a supermicrobe from India is going to kill millions, mark my words

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:31:37 2018 No.11401667 File: 38 KB, 480x270, 4300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401645 >being at least 32 right now

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:34:55 2018 No.11401676 >>11401645 Damn im younger now that you were when you watched it. You must be like 30 now

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:36:34 2018 No.11401679 >>11393758 why does everyone get so pussy hurt about this? its a fucking octopus, get over it you fucking women.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 13:36:57 2018 No.11401681 >>11391702 Is thinking about people going to the bathroom part of the appeal of a mukbang? Because that's all I can think of when I see these and it's unpleasant.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 14:19:09 2018 No.11401770
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>>11401681
The appeal is pretending to have a meal with someone else, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction. See also: ASMR.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 15:24:06 2018 No.11402022
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>>11401770
>The appeal is pretending to have a meal with someone else, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction.

How the fuck does anyone become such a sad excuse for a human being and fall so low? It genuinely boggles my mind.
How fucked your life and mental state should be to pretend you're eating with a cute girl by PLAYING A FUCKING VIDEO OF HER EATING FOOD WHILE YOU'RE HAVING DINNER OR WHATEVER. Jesus Christ, not even /r9k/ is that bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:10:45 2018 No.11402201 >>11391395 Do fancy restaurants actually trick this many rich people?

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:41:32 2018 No.11402297
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>>11401663
That honestly something I think about a lot. No hygiene and they hand out antibiotics like candy. Diseases immune to 90% of antibiotics have already made their way out a few times.
Poo in loos are so fucking disgusting they might just destroy humanity by being filthy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:49:06 2018 No.11402329 File: 41 KB, 267x216, 1532938316070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401667 >>11401676 I'm 36 Sure don't feel like it, though

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:52:06 2018 No.11402337 File: 66 KB, 256x201, fryboy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11396095 not sure

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 16:58:49 2018 No.11402363

>>11401663
>>11402297
The black plague started with some soldiers throwing diseased corpses into a walled city to infect the inhabitants. After some time, the terrified infected people ran from the city which eventually ended up killing more than half of Europe.

I can totally see something like this happening again.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:02:42 2018 No.11402383 >>11402363 Are you out of your goddamn gourd, mate? Black plague began in fleas which were carried by the rats that infested the entirety of civilized Europe.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:05:41 2018 No.11402398 >>11402383 it's just what I heard in my two bit Biology class

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:07:04 2018 No.11402404 >>11402337 about what friend

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:12:30 2018 No.11402425 File: 2.94 MB, 640x640, advanced steak sock.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402398 You should get your bits back.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:15:14 2018 No.11402431 >>11402297 >poo washing up on the shore of Argentina reeeeeeeeee

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:17:25 2018 No.11402437 >>11402363 You dumb nigger.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:18:34 2018 No.11402442 >>11401532 >Everyone dressed well, in suits, >Black guy dressed like he fell into the closet everytime.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:21:39 2018 No.11402457 >>11402442 ISS DA CULCHA WY-BOI

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:22:44 2018 No.11402464 File: 2.88 MB, 720x554, Rhinestone Cowboy.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402442 It's not his fault you don't understand high fashion.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:25:08 2018 No.11402475 >>11402442 2 Chainz is based

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:27:49 2018 No.11402482 File: 103 KB, 729x720, 09285472.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402464 >Literally canned food >Some cheese cubes >Less than a dollars worth of gold How much do you bet that costs? Just imagine the fucking profit margins they must have.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:29:55 2018 No.11402490 >>11402457 >mfw I'm black and hate it >>11402464 it is his fault that he's this delusional >>11402475 Based or not, he dresses like a fool. read the situation,he's in a classy bar not a rap show.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:34:12 2018 No.11402505 >>11399331 t. Pajeet

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:34:16 2018 No.11402506 File: 2.77 MB, 1280x720, nanomachine, son.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401511 I don't get why anyone like to pretend to like that fucker.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:37:25 2018 No.11402518 File: 1.81 MB, 352x240, How To Make Bread . CK.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:43:55 2018 No.11402545 File: 34 KB, 1274x715, screenshot010-2018-10-29,-16_40_16.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402506 you can still see the blood from the previous take lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:44:41 2018 No.11402550 File: 2.88 MB, 720x720, Gold Ice Cream.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402490 Keep being poor.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:53:34 2018 No.11402591 >>11402201 Wealth distribution got so bad in most of the world it's now more profitable to pander/con a few rich retards rather than provide service for average person(also potentially retarded).

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:57:09 2018 No.11402606

>>11401770
I agree with this 99%. Everything you said is true, but I like those "Korean girls do ___" videos.
Not because I'm a pathetic loser in that particular way, buy because they're weird people and its interesting to get a pinch of insight into a culture from the other side of the planet.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 17:58:50 2018 No.11402616
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>>11402606
This series is alright because they're giving insight into foods they've never tried, so like you said it is culturally interesting. The mukbang things are just garbage.

>>	chop Mon Oct 29 17:59:31 2018 No.11402621 File: 1.59 MB, 240x320, melon carving.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402550 >Decadant Just when I thought I couldn't hate the copywriting on these shite videos more.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:00:01 2018 No.11402623

>>11402591
>Wealth distribution got so bad

lol, you were "educated" in retarded California weren't you? The world's middle class has never been larger. China's middle class alone is now larger than what the world had 50 years ago.

lol @ upper middle class wannabe socialist white kids who have zero sense of how well off they actually are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:02:05 2018 No.11402636 >>11402591 You should move to venezuela. It's a socialist paradise for people like you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:05:07 2018 No.11402656 >>11402550 >Poor Kek. Those sheets cost a dollar or less. People are so stupid, holy shit.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:07:41 2018 No.11402673
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>>11391408
>First one: okay for a college dorm or poverty meal maybe late night in the office if you are a dick head that hates your co-workers
>Second one: worse but again for a college dorm it might not be an awful idea, for that I don't see the point of wasting the foil as it's not going to hold on to the heat any better that straight searing the meat with the iron anyway but whatever a bit of a nig rig but I suppose it would work
>Third one: What the hell are you doing? Holy shit, NO!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:09:20 2018 No.11402679 >>11402623 >I don't understand this argument I read on the internet, but it agrees with the opinion I want to have so it must make sense.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:10:03 2018 No.11402684
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>>11391451
There is no way to eat that without making a total fucking mess everywhere, the about isn't even smashed so as you you touch it with a fork the whole thing would just fall apart

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:11:52 2018 No.11402698 File: 2.86 MB, 624x466, 1525923849938.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11398602 Holy shit he does

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:15:24 2018 No.11402705 File: 788 KB, 1280x720, papa johns.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:20:15 2018 No.11402729 File: 2.89 MB, 576x304, 1525948753222.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11395423 In all fairness he almost quite literally strangled one to death, he admitted it right be proudly proclaiming he would genocide all Palastinians if asked

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:21:20 2018 No.11402734 File: 1.35 MB, 400x400, 1526953231090.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11392288 Idk are strokes painful? He is two for two so far

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:24:35 2018 No.11402755 >>11402705 Why is Jack giving Papa Johns the Ramsay treatment?

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:26:28 2018 No.11402764

>>11402729
I was going to say thanks for posting this since I just posted a yt link to a shittier version of this scene in another thread, but then I read your post and realized you were talking about jack. So I'm taking this webum, but fuck you, you're cancer.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:26:55 2018 No.11402768 >>11402698 oioioi

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:27:27 2018 No.11402770 >>11402705 >be lactose intolerant I understand

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:27:53 2018 No.11402773
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>>11393758
Just imagine how savagely she devours dick thought? Those lips are used to slurping and gobbling something trying to escape and live, I'll be she takes it straight to the back of the throat and throttles every drop

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:30:32 2018 No.11402786 >>11401770 Koreans are such uncultured swines.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:31:54 2018 No.11402794 File: 2.83 MB, 720x404, LOLs in Korean.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402786 You shut your mouth.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:34:13 2018 No.11402802 >>11400039 I'd eat it, would be tasty enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:34:15 2018 No.11402803 >>11402773 >did you know vegan food could be like this yeah, I thought so after seeing those hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:36:26 2018 No.11402808 >>11400039 The white people that do this and gentrify neighborhoods are the same ones that are out there "fighting" for "PoC"

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:39:08 2018 No.11402818 File: 1022 KB, 480x600, 1521782736668.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401486 >Sticks his fingers in all of it

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:40:27 2018 No.11402827 >>11400169 Dam they really do look like monkeys

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:44:14 2018 No.11402852 File: 3.00 MB, 640x360, 1520781797362.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11401642 Is this guy like a YouTube version of Frank Renyolds?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:44:27 2018 No.11402853 >>11402827 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:45:41 2018 No.11402859 >>11402773 lmao those hambeast pig hands

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:47:59 2018 No.11402868 >>11391408 No, no, no, no.... I mean no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:48:07 2018 No.11402870 >>11402297 At least if it rips though India first it will have plenty of fodder before moving elsewhere

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:49:08 2018 No.11402875 >>11401658 how to get a knife on the plane

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:53:39 2018 No.11402891 >>11400039 Warm sour cream makes me want to hurl.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:56:25 2018 No.11402898
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>>11402764
Was both contributing to the thread by dumping a webm and responding to the post about jack without actually jackposting but hey go fuck yourself too and you are very welcome

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:58:20 2018 No.11402904 >>11402898 Thanks, and I'm glad that one decent webm found its way into your dump folder (obviously not this one).

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 18:58:56 2018 No.11402907 File: 245 KB, 360x360, 1520486462811.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402827 Sex monkeys maybe

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:00:39 2018 No.11402913 File: 2.89 MB, 450x252, 1520753676465.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:06:13 2018 No.11402928 >>11402913 fucking zoomers man

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:16:24 2018 No.11402968

>>11402636
You would have literally double the money you’ve earned in your entire life if profits were still distributed like they were in the seventies. Stop falling for memes, they want you to think you’re getting the best deal when you’re actually getting shafted.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:44:32 2018 No.11403087 >>11391487 Why are people annoyed by this

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 19:52:19 2018 No.11403116

>>11401770
>, because they are pathetic forever alone virgin losers who never have social interaction. See also: ASMR.
That was what it was supposed to be, then westerners found out about it and just turned it into a pure attention whore standoff where they eat food in front of a camera.

Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:11:33 2018 No.11403173

>>11402734
No, they aren't. I've had 2 strokes during the same day when I was 18 years old.
I was really lucky because there was no damage done to my nervous system so got out of the hospital without any impediments.
They didn't hurt at all. During the seizure I was paralyzed and couldn't do anything but there was no pain.
My brain was so fucked up that I didn't even realize what was happening.
I was alone when I had the first stroke, got knocked out, woke up and completely forgot what happened so I went on with my daily routine. The only difference to a normal day was that I couldn't form any words into a form of speech. I knew them in my head but couldn't speak them out. I thought I was poisoned by a bad batch of ramen I ate that day. Was a really weird feeling.
Anyway when I had the second stroke that day a friend of mine was in the same room so he called an ambulance.

I really think that the worst part about a stroke are the handicaps you have afterwards. The seizure itself is pretty painless, just weird as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:12:28 2018 No.11403176 File: 24 KB, 340x340, vegan.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11402773 >Did you know vegan food could be like this? No, but did you know vegans could be like this?

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:46:20 2018 No.11403299 >>11400248 nerve gas

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:57:29 2018 No.11403346 >>11402898 That made me irrationally angry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 20:58:31 2018 No.11403351 >>11402852 >shibe fucking flips the butter onto the forks I'm fucking screaming!

>>	Anonymous Mon Oct 29 21:31:16 2018 No.11403449 File: 2.85 MB, 720x404, Vegan Pizza.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11403176

>>	Brap Tue Oct 30 00:42:41 2018 No.11404199 >>11402852 Cute doggo

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 00:44:03 2018 No.11404206 >>11402022 I mean most people use twitch as a "friend simulator". How are you not surprised?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 00:52:30 2018 No.11404236 File: 2.88 MB, 720x1280, OOOOOOOOOO WHAT YOU SAY.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>11404199

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 01:53:45 2018 No.11404398 >>11402550 >an almost biologically inert metal accelerates metabolism I forgot, there's a catalytic converter between the stomach and the intestines.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 02:00:47 2018 No.11404410 >>11402773 Every part of that is fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 30 02:03:37 2018 No.11404416 >>11402898 This is parody, right?

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