/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11385533
Jackie Chan! I love your movies!

>>11385533
I would eat with Mike Chen, I am sure he is a good eating pal off video.

>>11385533
He seems like a chill dude

>>11385533
let me guess, hes shit now because hes getting popular

>>11385533
Damn you, Carbs!

>>11385588
You say that like there will be any left for you.

>>11385533
where can I find tasty noodles like that?

>>11385763
nah, he's /our guy/
last thread a guy exposed how reddit hates him because Mike openly criticizes the mainland chinese government and the communist party

>>11386368
which explains why Mike has been to Japan and South Korea multiple times except for mainland China

>>11385533
I saw some of his videos after they where suggested when I was watching Mark Weins.

He's complete shit.

>>11386453
I love Mark Wiens so much.

I like his videos but apparently he's involved in some cult so that's a bit concerning

i would like to eat a big comfy meal with mike and talk about stuff like UFOs and shit

>>11386513
Not a cult, just an anti communist china movement

>>11386513
>apparently he's involved in some cult
so were the koreans, what's your point

>>11385533
A restaurant that feeds me? I'd like to make a reservation

>>11385533
'Hey bro, can you pass the hot oil?'

>>11386513
fa lun gong is an anti-communist group, not a cult

i remember him from some other channel where he used to cook stuff with someone i think, i know that now he posts on the Strictly Dumpling account now but i'm pretty sure he had another one or still has another one or he starred on another one or i'm just dumb

>sushi? That's raw, not my jam guys haha
>Woah this noodle soup is epic, it's like if the pork and noodles had an epic pork noodle baby
>This foie gras and truffle burrito is freakin' INSANE!
*Eats 4000 calories of food*
*Chill-step remix [4 hour EDM chillwave playlist] (HD 2018) starts playing*
>After a meal like that you know I gotta get some gelato!

>>11385533
>has fork and spoon or knife
>eats with chopsticks
Asians have to be the dumbest race on earth.

>>11386994
>eating broad noodles with fork
you'll just make a big mess

i use chopsticks for asian dishes but fork and spoon for western dishes like pasta

Come on now, chopsticks for rice is just flat-out pigheaded

>>11386392
>>11386368
how many months till he disappears during a layover in some unnamed country

>>11386368
Wow, dropped. Very unbased.

>>11386368
wtf based

>>11386961
He used to be on Off the Great Wall, but he was the shittiest of all the hosts.

>>11386453
Based Wiens watcher.

>>11387136
This post is based, but also redpilled.

>>11387136
ohmigod.... that's straight off the grill!!! ohmigod that is so tender... without being TOO tender!

>>11385533
Mike is the only one of the Asia food youtubers I can stand. I literally cannot watch Trevor or Mark without cringing. Mike can be kinda cringey at times but he still seems like a decent guy, and most importantly he doesn't FELLATE every dish. If something isn't good, he'll say so, unlike Mark who will make his serial killer oh face to undercooked monkey testicles. I don't care about the Falung Gong shit at all.

>>11387183

>>11387383
what about this channel (Best Ever Food Review Show) or Luke Martin's?

>>11386368
Yea I like Mikey. You can tell he's a principled guy. I don't know much about falun gong but the chinese literally use them to harvest organs.

He's not a husk person like the other food personalities on youtube. If something doesn't taste good he says so. He's actually my favorite food youtuber.

I bet he's got a hot gf.

>>11387395
Cringe and bluepilled. He made an episode where he literally ate poop.

>>11387425
whats wrong with eating poop?

>>11386368
Based

>>11386392
Umm you forgot the most obvious place that he visits the most often: Taiwan.

No wonder why he hates China

>>11387465
taiwan doesn't disappear you if you don't agree with them, at least not anymore that is

>>11386368
>disliking communism gets you hated
murder time

>Oh my god, this ramen is sho buttery and a little shweet. Itsh crazy bro.

>>11387383
>Not watching The Best Ever Food Review Show

>>11387647
Pretty sure it's the implication that he's part of a Scientology, CIA-backed religious cult that's the problem.

>>11387719
Mike Supernatural Chen

Mikey is the son of Tankman

>>11386975
Pretty accurate

>>11387383
Mark > Mike

>>11386300

Xièxiè

>>11389379
太好了

>>11389394
>TAI HAO LEE

>>11387425
Sounds pretty based to me.

Where are the bodies?

The only bodies I eat are from animals

>>11388180
Creepy as fuck tbqh.

Personally this guy is my favorite. He keeps talking down to women though, I guess it is just part of his culture. He also hates US Mongolian food calling it fake, when he should help promote his cultures here.

>>11386368
based

>>11386368
that was my thread, i didnt like him at first but god damn he's based

>>11389508
who the hell is that

>>11387420
falun gong are fucking nuts though
on the other hand, the mainland government is evil incarnate

>>11389581
Some Mongolian guy that just kills sheep and find various ways to cook them. I am sure the food is disgusting but the videos makes me want to be a nomad.

>>11389650
so... are you going to link one

>>11389663
No, I like to keep this one from getting a bit too popular.

>>11389732
>keep from getting too popular
>all the vids have 1mill+ views
Lol

>>11389764
LMAO

>>11389732
you're a fucking asshole dude

>>11389508
This guy, he's Mongolian but for some reason he also gives off the Indian(not dot but Elizabeth Warren) vibe. Like if he were to be on a reservation I wouldn't question that he was out of place.

>>11389581
>>11389663
>>11389831
It's Artger you fucking idiots, it's RIGHT there in the picture.

I can't tell if he's saying numbing or nummy and it makes me wish he'd drown in a vat of fucking chili oil. Pretty alright guy.

>adds so much chili sauce that even the locals are looking at him annoyed

>>11389831
>>11389732
>>11389663
>>11389650
>>11387383
>>11387714
>>11386368
>>11385533
https://www.youtube.com/user/toruteli/featured

This Japanese chef and food reviewer might be the next meme food reviewer to watch on Youtube?

Why? Well Youtube is starting to recommend his channel even though most of his videos are still mainly in Japanese. He has English subs on some of his videos though.

It's kinda like how Youtube keeps recommending Plastic Love.

If you watch his videos, you will understand why he has so many subscribers.

Highly recommend his channel.

He makes Hiroyuki Terada, master sushi chef, look so boring in comparison although Hiroyuki has that Porn Casting Couch Director narrating his videos.

I expect Reddit to start shilling this Japanese food blogger in the next 3 months as he starts providing English subs for all his videos.

>>11389987

>(not dot but Elizabeth Warren)

I was under the impression that her test revealed that she had a Hispanic ancestor some eight-to-ten generations back and that the rest was European. Is this not so?

>>11391720
might be good, will check it later

>>11387136
Why do weins threads keep being deleted?

They are the only reason I come here apart from eggfort threads

>>11388419
It looks like a young Thai boy is sucking him off under the table

>>11387395
>channel is named 'best ever food review show'
>the only food reviewing he does is 'yeah, it's delicious', 'it's perfect' etc
i like some of his videos but by god hes suck at actual food reviewing

>>11392080
is this after or before the whole child raping thing

>>11385533
Man Asian people are fucking ugly.

>>11389379
>>11389394
>>11389416

>Trevor james lumbering through rural chinese market bent over even though there appears to be plenty of room above his head
>Hunched over, salt of the earth people going about their daily lives to get food before they go back to their manual labor job
>He walks up to a group of rough chinese men smoking cigarettes
>"Xie Xie, Xie Xie, Xie Xie Ni, Ohhhh Juro? Ohhh Nuroo! Xie Xie Tai Hao Le"
>Men confusedly look at each other
>"Maybe if we give him some food he will go away"
>"Woooooow this is jooooosy pork. So succulent with such joooosy flavor."
>"Ohhhh Jurooo , Tai Hao Le Xie Xie Ni"
>Group of chinese men awkwardly laugh and smile through their cigarette stained teeth because trevor is just spitting out chinese word salad
>Trevor is not leaving
>He proceeds to just walk back into the kitchen
>"Okay food rangers, now we're going to see how this legendary hand pulled joooosy pork noodle dish is made"
>Goes off on another Xie Xie Ni chinese babble
>Chef continues to just smile and nod at Trevor not quite sure what he wants
>Trevor is now dipping a spoon into random cauldrons and jars Xie Xie'ing into the camera
>Finally leaves
>"Wow! The people here are so warm and kind and friendly! Come back next weak where i make some indians even more uncomfortable"

>>11386368
>>11386392
Not exactly a secret. He and Dan have been supporting FLG ever since OTGW days. Even if he wanted to go to the mainland, he's probably banned for his past affiliations.

>>11392337
>The video begins with Trevor James giving his usual enthusiastic intro. Time for another street food adventure, going DEEP into Chinese cuisine.
>Normally enough we follow Trevor along a shitty street in nowhere China, the camera held at a suitably diminutive height by our intrepid camerawoman Ying.
>Ying is happy and excited to film her lovely husband as he explores her country, of which she is so ignorant in comparison.
>'Tai hao le!', Trevor exclaims as he samples another dish.
>It looks like gutter oil and slop to Ying, but she blushes, embarrassed by how stupid she must be to think this.
>Trevor has taught her so much.
>And today he wants to show her an extra special dish, so secret he won't even tell her what it is.
>She follows Trevor into a run down apartment block and up a flight of stairs.
>Obediently she puts in her earplugs and fixes her blindfold as Trevor guides her into a room and helps her set up the camera for the final part of this special video.

>>11392745
>The video fades in to the final scene, as Ying is once again working behind the camera.
>Trevor's face fills the shot, introducing us to this 'rare never before seen Chinese street food'
>Ying still can't hear anything of course, she's wearing her earplugs like she was told to, watching the scene only through the viewfinder of the camera, seeing things just as we the viewer will later see them.
>The camera shot pans out to reveal the table and the 'dish' lying upon it.
>It's Chu Chu! Ying's best friend! Even as Ying's stomach knots in surprise and (though she is ashamed to admit it) jealousy, she can feel a building warmth in her abdomen.
>For Ying, the scene is totally silent, but she can still read the lips of her beloved husband.
>'Just look at that Chilli oil' she sees him drawl as he begins, sensuously, to pour out a beaker of the stuff over his awaiting dish's body.
>Chu Chu arches her back, her head thrown back in a silent cry of delight, her laughter causing her full perky breasts to quiver, sending the chilli oil spraying across her chest; the red in shocking contrast to her milky white skin, and delicate pink nipples.
>Trevor goes into full, animalistic, food-ranging mode, slurping and licking the spicy oil from Chu Chu's body.

>>11392337
quality mate pure quality

>>11392757
>Unable to control himself any longer he seizes this nubile young Chengdu-Ren, filling her mouth to the brim with the oil before thrusting his cock between her pursed lips.
>We share Ying's viewpoint as Trevor, holding Chu Chu tightly by her curly black her, thrusts violently; ignoring her muffled squeaks of feigned resistance.
>Finally he pulls out, Chu Chu gasps in relief, the chilli oil spilling out.
>'Ugh I hate this taste!' she exclaims, trying to cover up the obvious excitement her flushed cheeks and erect nipples betray.
>But Trevor pays her no mind, grabbing her by her slim, pale waist, he flips her over and lays her across the table so she faces toward the camera and slides his now lubricated dick into ChuChu's eagerly awaiting pussy.
>Watching the video one's attention is at first seized by the sight of Trevor thrusting aggressively, pounding at Chuchu's tight pussy as she screams in joy, shuddering several times in obvious orgasm.
>But the observant or repeat viewer will notice a subtle detail
>Deaf to the scene, Ying forgets to control her own voice and her loud sobbing can be heard as she watches the man she loves come deep inside the creamy white pussy of an infinitely more attractive woman.
>A few times, one might even catch what appears to be teasing from Chuchu; her gaze locking on the camera, onto Ying, as she reaches peaks of ecstasy, revelling in the humiliation of this diminutive, brown-skinned, pathetic excuse for a woman.
>But Ying likes Chuchu very much
>Ying knows she is lucky to have a friend as lovely as Chuchu

I like to imagine ChuChu bullies the Food Ranger's wife

>When they first meet Chuchu is sweet and cute to Ying, chatting with her while Trevor fiddles with the camera and sorts out the shots.
>Chuchu takes Ying out on trips with her
>Posts lots of photos of the two of them together on instagram, always calling Ying her 'beautiful girlfriend'
>Ying feels so happy to have a friend like Chuchu
>Ying falls asleep happily while she listens to Chuchu's breathy moans build into screams of ecstasy as TREVOR JAMES HERE goes food ranging DEEP into her tight milky white pussy, filling Chuchu up with cum
>Ying always enjoys trips where she can spend time with Chuchu
>Ying knows Chuchu is the best friend she could ever aspire to have

>>11392764
i'm hard

based our anti-subhuman-mainland-chink lad

btw /ck/ is an /int/ colony

>>11392764
lmao somebody really likes chu chu

>>11386975
nice

>>11386368
Oh legit? Based foodie

>>11389379
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Shut the fuck up dude do you not notice that you are the only nigger who talks like that in china you're obnoxious as shit

>>11386994
Well, they are canonically massively inbred.

>>11392255
Greentext story please.

>>11389593
Pretty much chaotic evil vs lawful evil to make a shallow popculture analogy

>>11392255
yeah is this actually a thing or what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD6792YoOmY


lots of mainland China commies in the comments

> in beijing a month ago for work.

> waiting to take the subway back home one night
> start hearing ethereal "TAI HAO LE"s
>chinese water must be making me hallucinate
>keep hearing it
>look up to see when the next train is coming
>Trevor James is staring down at me from the subway TV

>>11389379
>goes to dirty hole in the wall spot
>gets served shit filled intestine
lmao

Mark Wiens > all

When the cameras aren't rolling mark likes to induldge in 12 year old Thai children, and amphetamines.

>>11395573
Unironically this. His show actually has the best social interactions and most detailed food descriptions.

Wait are there actual suspicions, or criminal charges of Wiens abusing/murdering children or is this a meme?

>>11396301
Yeah. Weird aside here but did you also know the word gullible isn't actually in any dictionary, even online?

>>11396226

Don't we all? Make mine white though, less fishy in the vishy.

>>11396301

A meme you ignorant slut

>>11396313
Erm what? Look at this picture haha! Idiot gets btfo!

>>11387383
>no QT
Shit taste m8

>>11396297
and expressions

>>11396313
Thai authorities are pressuring Mark to give them the location of the children's bodies.

>>11397043
but Mark's trademark soul stealing eyes keep saving him from getting jailed

My only problem with Mike Chen is he's got an obvious bias to cuisines that feature loud, heavily seasoned dishes as opposed to subtler cuisines more focused on freshness and simplicity. He breaks down when trying to describe understated and carefully composed foods and would rather just dump spices and hot oil on everything.

>>11389575
Any screenshots?

>>11396226
christ, use a napkin ffs

>>11399107
>this chocolate cake is great an all, but you know what it could really use? some of my patent pending sauce made from this bar of liquids

>>11385533
asian soyboy

He's a buffet afficinado like me so I give him respect for that
But he's far too thin bellied even for a big guy
Sampling high end buffet are a delight,and places like HK or Taiwan has them restaurant that give 2 hour unlimited alarm carte order thingy and hotels buffets in the east are a miracle
Only the Wynn buffet was the only thing coming close to how it is in east

>>11399703
He could kick your ass and then review your tasty corpse

>>11391720
hiro-san was exposed as a fraud though

>>11386689
>implying it's not both

>>11387136
he was a dedicated rugby player so he could probably heem all of you

>>11399706
I hope this is bait

>>11387383
trevor is the absolute worst
mark is ok because he actually goes off the beaten path sometimes

>>11389987
Native Americans are mostly descended from Central Asians who crossed the Bering land bridge about 15,000 years ago, so it's not surprising. He looks like he has a fair amount of Han Chinese ancestry though.

>>11389508
the only thing is that mongolian food sucks and has almost no variety
and the videos have this kind of obnoxious "educational video produced by some government agency" vibe (which makes sense since they are), especially when they put this inappropriate royalty free music over a sped up sequence and other lame things
but the videos are still pretty good

>>11399107
u right, he's basically the labrador of food youtubers

>>11387574
Doesnt china still have control over chinese Taipei? How does that work anyway

>>11399902
>never been to a top end buffet
i pity the americans

>>11400948

>>11400985
>>11400985
>EU: says literally anything
>US: OMG OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED OBSESSED

>>11400985
i've clearly written out that the best buffets are located in Asia you illiterate idiot
that being said some European buffet are decent (Geneva,Rome,Copenhagen)

>>11400991
cringe

>>11400998
>$90 for block of fat

>>11401344
Don't knock until you try sister

>>11400948
a 'top end' buffet is only marginally better than cracker-barrel in terms of social acceptability. The very notion of 'all you can eat' is gluttonous and uncouth... only new money trash consider 'luxury' buffets acceptable.

I pity YOU.

>>11400998
>*this photograph is an image

Mark is the better father

>>11401736
>knows what cracker barrel is
Disgusting inbred southerner pretending to be descended from the plantation owners spotted

do these retards and their followers actually believe that the shit rajeet is selling from his burn barrel is better than food in a michellin restaurant or something?

https://youtu.be/IT3BX7fbFcA?t=200

alright I now understand why there are so many rumous about mark wiens

>>11402046
shut up bitch ill fuck you

>>11388419
Why do I get a primal urge to murder this guy? He makes something in my subconscious lower brain extremely repulsed and angry, like it's instinctual.

>>11391728
Yeah, she's like 1/1024 Colombian. Her supporters are acting like this proves she wasn't lying.
I'm far more native than the lying bitch, myself, and I'd never claim it out if respect.

>>11402056
>do these retards and their followers actually believe that the shit rajeet is selling from his burn barrel is better than food in a michellin restaurant or something?

>>11402397
he looks like a real life caricature and he's also exploiting human emotions to be more pronounced than they are supposed to be so he comes off as an alien

>>11402690
he is an alien, I have proof that will lead to

>>11401736
umm sweetie
im not saying that buffet can replace true fine dining at all
its just a good complement when youre in a mood to try and taste a large variety of food

>>11386513
Spoken like a true comrade.

>>11386368
Yeah because he's part of the Chinese version of Scientology which the based Communist party kicked out of their country.

>>11404561
This. He's part of Falun Gong which is literally a cult created and run by the CIA.

>>11404599
I thought they only did stupid Chinese JoJo poses

>>11402060
his thai is much more impressive than trevor's chinese
trevor big fraud

>>11402060
>It's like the size of a fetus

Daily reminder that Falun Gong is Chinese Scientology and their organs are better off elsewhere

>>11388431
thanks

>>11386368
>last thread
any thread anon

>>11404712
those poses are evil and criticize communism which is why it's okay for them to be imprisoned, tortured and have their organs harvested.

>>11392337
kek'd

Imagine Mikey devouring your ass until you’re a sloppy mess and he’s still hankering for seconds haha

>>11385533
Woks your path

Its time for some gelato!

>>11402060
ทำหน้า ฟิน ได้อารม์มากก ขอบคุณที่ชอบอาหารไทย

>>11411430
fuck off Mark.

I want to eat with Mike and watch him in person eat the entire restaurant menu

Wow guys! If they gave this to me at a restaurant I would not notice anything. This bun is darn good, let me dip it in some broth.

schuulll guuuud

Ingredients
>Corn
>Corn oil
>Salt

Prove me wrong. Protip: You can't.

>>11414805
based

>*eats 3+ dishes at 3+ locations in a single day*

>>11410170
>now that is a spicy butthole. Gonna add some more Hot Chili Oil, because it isn't really hot enough for me.

Don't get his obsession with hot oil. It's really not all that spicy.

>>11416857
because as a kid he grew up eating everything with lots of hot oil and he cannot tolerate anything plain tasting

hes such a unabashed glutton and i dare say a bit of a simpleton
but you know what you get and hes a good lad

>>11416060
I have always wondered how he eats so much. He's not even fat. I assumed he shares it off camera with whoever is filming because it's crazy to me for a guy to get so much food especially when he goes to multiple locations.

>>11392764
fucking hell write a novel. gimme a link for your blog or something.

>>11416861
>>11416857

Alot of asian and brown peoples tastebuds are so burnt up and blown out from eating spicy food that they cant even taste anything unless its spicy.

>t.work with an old phillipino man that would say all the food "needs mo spice" until it was unbearably spicy, and then go shit his guts out because he ate like that every day

>>11399889
wtf do you mean? hiros just really autistic

>>11385533
Just pick the meat out and leave the rest

I don't like how he doesn't give a shit about his beyond science channel anymore.

>>11417698
on his vlogging channel, he showed off where he goes to gym and hes decently big for an Asian man, really nice arms

Does anyone else start laughing when they hear CHECK IT OUT GUYS IT'S TREVOR JAMES?

>>11386999
> western
> pasta

>>11417811
My dad is like this except its with cigarettes, he has to make his food extra "flavorful" whether its with salt or hot sauce.

>>11417698
Every minute he's not eating or walking to some place to eat he's in the gym.

>>11385533
The way that guy eats makes me want to wrap a bar stool around his head.

>>11400121
It's a separate country; separate police, separate passports, separate border control, seperate army, separate government, actual democratically elected president, etc.... It'd be unanimously considered a separate country if china didn't control a 3rd of the UN and try and block Taiwan from any recognition anywhere. I'd say that taiwan has more influence from the west and japan than anywhere you'd find in China, but they still speak mandarin for the most part. In the past, the majority of taiwanese people considered themselves as "chinese", but since 2008 or so most people consider themselves to be "taiwanese" over "chinese"

The most control china has is sending people to infiltrate the political parties, disseminating propaganda over the internet, and trying to fuck with the economy.

Also they got some of the best street food in the world IMO

>>11423093
taiwanese night markets are the best