/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I want it so bad

>>11399474
Manipulated image.

>>11399474
Huh?

>>11399474

I needs it mane.

erm...is there one with anime girls feet?

>>11399474
>not shota cum

pleb

>>11400786
Kill yourself

a thread died for this

>>11400824
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>11400786
John "the Besta molesta" Podesta get off my board

>>11400830
Greetings,

I am employed with the McDonald's corporate office. I would like to thank you for your continued patronage at one of our thousands of restaurants. We strive for excellence and are always pleased to hear from satisfied visitors. We don't work tirelessly for the dollars and cents--rather, because we know our food and kind atmosphere truly makes people's lives better.

Thank you again!

Kind regards,

>>11400885
McFlurry machine broke

>>11400914
Greetings,

I am employed with the McDonald's corporate office. We have tracked your IP, found all the McDonald's restaurants within a 50 mile radius of your home and repaired/replaced the McFlurry machines. We hope that you immediately visit your closest McDonald's and purchase your favorite McFlurry!

I trust the matter is now settled. You WILL return to the restaurant.

Regards,

When will mods filter the word "Huh?". This is the same person who blatantly spammed slop.of.shit before it became filtered. I hope you fucking drop dead btw you unfunny faggot fuck

>>11402309
>he thinks its one person
Huh? lmao gotcha bitch

>>11402236
machines broke again
soda fountain too

>>11402236
Employee stood in the mac lettuce bins...

>>11400830

Yo, it's 3-For-Free!

What's up, my man?

>>11402309
Huh? transcends time and space and any single funposter

HIT OR MISS

>>11402309
Huh?

I bet it's that guy who was starting all the pepperoni pizza threads.

>>11402309
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>>11404022
Huh?

>>11404045
Cringe

>>11404045
Based and redpilled

>>11404054
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11404054
Huh?

I saw Ronald McDonald at a grocery store in Branson yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Wut.

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>>11404065
Yikes

>>11404078
Huh?

>>11404080
Srettam ti fi, wtb yag m'I

>>11404062
I saw Ronald McDonald at a McDonald's in San Bernardino yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Huh? Huh? Huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my order, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay at the register up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen McChickens in his hands without paying

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the McChickens and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her:

>For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige
>One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!"
>Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs
>I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant

After she scanned each McChicken and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

>>11404071
Thanks for deleting your original post and making me link to nothing like a retard

>>11402309
Lmao why is slop filtered

>>11404088
What did he mean by this?

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>>11404098
Huh?

>>11404089
``Huh?''

>>11402309
>cryin like a bitch
lol get fucking owned by based Huh poster, kid. heh.

>>11402309
>R E N T
>F R E E

>>11404152
huh?

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>>11404427
Based Huh? posters

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>>11402236
>You WILL return to the restaurant.

>>11399474

Huh?

>>11404149
Because absolutely no fun allowed.

>>11404298
What happened to your quotation marks?

>>11402309
Huh?

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>>11399474
Based "Huh?" poser

>>11405154
>Based or Cringe
>I guess they're never cringe

>>11400868
>John "the Besta molesta" Podesta get off my board

Did you leave a pizza related map at my place?

>>11404088
?huH

>>11408738
I hope you did get any walnut sauce on my handkerchief, you fucking slob

>>11404088
dude what

>>11411653
>hope you DID
Huh?

>>11411681
Based

>>11402309
Huh?

>>11399474
What is UHU?

>>11412531
HUHUH

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>>11412772

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>>11413081
this puzzle is too complex

>>11413087
I'll give you one hint:
>Huh?