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11395999 No.11395999 [Reply] [Original]

>Here is your terrible no sauce fried egg pizza

Post more awful pizzas.

>> No.11396002

>>11395999
Honestly that looks pretty good. Sysco-tier flyovers seem to think that pizza has to have a huge heap of canned oversalted garbage on it because the idea that a few high quality ingredients could possibly taste good seems like a libtard hoax to them.

>> No.11396006

>>11396002
It has some herbs on it but it is just cheese and bread with inexplicably an egg in the middle.

>> No.11396009

>>11396006
Yes, I know eating "breakfast food" at the wrong meal is grounds for ritualized hazing and gay-bashing in Indiana, because the ((((refugees)))) and (((islamomexicans)))) do that kind of thing. But in fact you will not die, Jeebus will not shoot lightning bolts through you for enjoying an egg at lunch or dinner time.

>> No.11396019

>>11395999
You mean a khachapuri?

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>> No.11396033
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>>11395999
most vegan pizzas look fucking awful to me, especially the ones without vegan cheese. does this even count as pizza at this point?

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>>11396033
>eggs and cheese
>vegan
There are other animal-based foods besides pepperoni and chicken tenders, fucking brainlet

>> No.11396039

>>11396009
It is an open face grilled cheese sandwich and you are defending it.

>> No.11396043

>>11396037
He's talking about the pizza he posted because OP asked for awful pizzas.

>> No.11396045

>>11396037
i'm not quite sure why you're angry. i never said eggs were vegan, and there are vegan cheeses on the market that people do use on pizza. using hummus as a replacement for a pizza sauce is disgusting, as is shown in the picture. silly vegan.

>> No.11396046

>>11396039
>an open face grilled cheese sandwich
What's wrong with that?

>> No.11396048

What's wrong with flyovers

>> No.11396049

>>11396045
Nobody uses vegan cheese on pizza, that's like Moosewood Cookbook tier veganism from 1977. I've been to more pizza places than you can imagine, including some very horrible ones, if you want a vegan pizza they'll give you basically a margherita minus the cheese

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>>11396049
>no one uses vegan cheese on pizza
forgot that all vegans are a hivemind and they've all agreed not to use plant-based cheese on pizza, sorry anon

>> No.11396058

>>11396022
>one mouth full of basil taste
>rest has none

all of my anger

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>>11396039
This is a free country and the young lady in the OP certainly isn't harming me or mine with her silly lesbian diet. You need to relax, baby.

>> No.11396063

>>11396055
You mean like 0.000003% of vegans do something, therefore it's a major social issue? Like 0.0003% of Swiss people eat dogs too, that doesn't mean you're going to find dog meat at every restaurant in Zurich

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>>11396063
is putting cheese on pizza a major social issue? on top of that, lots of vegans put daiya or nutritional yeast on homemade pizza. chill out before you give yourself an aneurysm, anon.

>> No.11396073

>>11396068
I'm not the one having a stroke over someone eating an egg at the wrong time of day, Sysco-kun

You're the kind of person who bitches on Yelp about the fact that the McDonalds on Champs-Elysees didn't take US currency

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>>11396073
when did i ever complain about people eating eggs after breakfast? i had shakshuka for lunch yesterday. maybe it's time to take a nap anon, you're obviously very confused and upset.

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>keto "food"

>> No.11396140

>>11396049
In 2014 I worked for a hippie pizza restaurant in Chicago that offered vegan and gluten free options. People ate the shit out of that stupid plasticky vegan cheese on pizza.
Furthermore, my last job was at a fondue restaurant and they offered vegan cheese fondue. It was absolutely disgusting but people were lined up out the door the first day to try the fucking pea cheese.

Why would vegan cheese exist if no one used it? Retard.

>>11396076
No one can figure out why you're so upset. You posted a perfectly fine picture of food and have done nothing but spaz out over it for thirty minutes, without ever actually saying what you imagine is wrong with it.

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>>11396140
i understand what's happened now. i'm not the op, friend. my first post was the hummus pizza.

>> No.11396161

>>11396140
>Chicago
>1970s Moosewood-tier food culture
Well yeah. You guys drove a michelin-starred chef to commit suicide because people couldn't figure out why the foie gras wasn't deep fried and drowned in ranch dressing

>> No.11396182

>>11396161
Yet somehow vegan and gluten free options have no problem being accepted into the culture.
Maybe he was a shit chef. Did you ever think of that, anon?

>>11396150
ah the pitfalls of an anonymous name-calling website