/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11389205
probably all of them at once, that would be too much, but spaced throughout the evening, there is nothing wrong with this amount.
the real question is, which order do i drink them?

>>11389208
>which order do i drink them
a beer after getting home from work, with the green shit as a chaser.
red wine with dinner.
the brandy as a digestif, and the champagne to toast a good shagging of the missus to end the night.

>mfw government guidelines states that over 14 units per week is too much

The most valuable thing I learned from D.A.R.E. in elementary school was that a standard 12 oz beer, a 1.5 oz shot, and a glass of wine all have the same alcohol content. I remembered this at my first college party.

reminder that 1 unit every 45 minutes will keep you in the pocket and not damage your liver.

Enough? Long way down the line ...

>>11389249
Options exhausted, except for anesthesia. A cowardly procedure, simple anesthesia.

1 is too much, and a million isn't enough

>>11389287
Based Type O poster

>>11389319
never ever, you cult quoting fagoyt

>>11389205
One sip is too much. Reinstate the eighteenth amendment with harsher restrictions. Shoot anyone selling, producing and/or consuming alcoholic drinks regardless of age, gender, or race. Alcoholism is a disease and a serious problem afflicting our society. It must be dealt with swiftly.

>>11389961
Anon, you're delusional if you think that could ever be enforced, let alone work.

Your best bet is the caliphate.

if ur paying more then $3 for a drink you're a dumb faggot getting ripped off

>>11389961
yeah lol just keep suckin sky daddy's schlong and maybe all the bad people will go away!

>>11389218
>brandy
>rocks
nah

>>11389205
Any is too much. You don't need alcohol to be happy or enjoy yourself.

>>11389961
Violence begets violence anon.

>>11389205
I stand by my dad's advice from back when I started drinking, "Never drink more than you can carry-off."

>>11389235
I guarantee most adults fall between the 7th and 9th percentile.

>>11389235
Does that 30% who don't drink include old people in shit health who would probably die if they drank anyway?

>>11390572
Dude I think I'm going overboard. I definitely had more than 15 drinks this week, and for the past weeks too. I don't drink every night, but when I drink, I drink like 5 or 10.

>>11389961

Are you the reason why we can't have /alck/ threads anymore?

>>11390915
Off-duty janitors are really easy to spot

>>11390941

What a shame. I rather enjoyed them. Maybe we can use /qa/ to start a heart-to-heart with them on behalf of the alcoholics, as I somehow doubt they'd be capable of keeping it together long enough to make a solid argument.

>>11390848
There are lots of people who never have a drop. They rarely interact with degenerates like us though, so we tend to underestimate them.

>>11389205

It's somewhat early in the day but since you really need to know I guess I could start now. I'll post here when I'm done.

How much is too much?
Doctors say huffing once a day is safe, but It's hard to stop at just one huff, you know? When 4pm comes around, all I can think about is that huff.

>>11389205
Any amount until you'r well etablished in a solid or well earning career.
Then just dont ruin your meal/plate with it

>>11389961

People really fell for this one.

>>11391705
Godspeed

>>11391242
>>11390848
>>11389235
>>11390572
this means nothing, america is a shit country full of fucking wogs. Actual whites drink way more than amerimutts and have livers that can handle it.

>>11391715
I'm not big on huffing paint, but show me the whipped cream display in a grocery store, and I start doing whippits immediately...

>>11389205
Well I'm still alive so I have no idea

>>11392948
>physics don't apply to the white man

>>11390437
>calling ice 'rocks'
nah

>>11392994
Whites can drink. Wogs cant.

The Anglo, Nordic and Germanic livers can process alcohol far better than others.

Slavs aren't white, but they can drink too

>>11389235
I might have one or two drinks a month, am I weird? I’m 19 and a leaf btw

>>11393029
No that's normal for a chinese person, they genetically cannot process alcohol.

>>11393029
There are far more people like you than many on here would ever understand. They can't conceive of only having a drink or two in a drinking session.

I turned myself into water this morning. I am a god.

>>11392980
Keep trying anon

>>11393035
I am white :3
>>11393038
Thanks anon, one of my friends from work is an absolute alkie and she gets destroyed every night, but she also goes clubbing and is a terrible influence on the other girls. The guys all drink a few beers after work and then there’s me lmao

>>11393070
>leaf
>white
new worlders are not white.

>>11393088
You got me, im a mutt :(

>>11393095
mein Gott...........

>>11393103
Still whiter than the average student I went to high school with, my teachers all made a point of saying how I was the only “white” male in my classes and how progressive it was

>>11393009
Give me one scientific proof to back up your claims.

>>11393112
Gott Strafe Kanada

>>11393153
lrn2pubmed

i'll spoon feed you a bit later

>>11392948

>being this OBSESSED

>>11393188
subhuman mutt

>>11393153
A nigger claimed to turn himself in to FUCKING WATER earlier, no one asked for evidence of that

>>11393009
Anglos and nords are both Germanic retard

>>11393242
He was obviously joking.

>>11393009
>Slavs aren’t white
Found the mutt with negro admixture

>>11389205
Ask yourself how much poison is too much. There's your answer.

>>11390572
>I guarantee that more than 50% of people account for 30% of all people
great comment man

>>11393284

>>11393328
I’m doing this right now, what’s it supposed to do

Too much in terms of what? In terms of intoxication, more than a light buzz isn't really worth it. In terms of overall health, scientific evidence points to "zero" being the only amount that's really 100 % safe.

>>11393342
Science and safety are gay. They just changed their minds a few months ago after years of everyone claiming science showed that moderate drinkers live longer than non drinkers. I don't trust whatever new study was done recently. As long as you aren't a heavy drinker it isn't that bad, if it's bad at all.

>>11389205
Anything over 2 drinks a night is too much. It also varies wildly depending on family history and overall health

>>11392948
There is some grain of truth to that. The prohibition might have been a long while ago but I could imagine the effects still ringing out to this day because alcohol really never had that much of a cultural stigma before. I've been having a few nights out with tourists from the US and they were legitimately surprised how much people in Europe can/are willing to drink. Got nothing to do with being "white" though.

>>11393355
>They just changed their minds a few months ago after years of everyone claiming science showed that moderate drinkers live longer than non drinkers.
A lot of those studies were sponsored by the alcohol industry. I don't know about how things are in your country, but here, there's still the myth around that half a glass of wine per day is supposed good for the heart. A lot of people, however do not know that this claim was perpetuated by the local wine industry and has no scientific foundation whatsoever.
Being a moderate drinker isn't bad compared to a heavy drinker, sure. Same goes for smoking. But moderate still doesn't beat "clean" in terms of health risk. Whether you want 0 % risk or 15 % risk or any other number is up to you, I'm not gonna judge anyone on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum.

>>11393340
you'll find out in a minute

>>11393437
But who funded the recent study that basically says all alcohol is bad? Let me guess, it was some religious nuts or the weed industry or something

>>11393444
Nothing happened I just wasted a minute stretching my scrotum

>>11393035
>has never drank Baijou with a Chinese person
I laugh at you

>>11393035
China consumes the most alcohol worldwide

>>11393437
Prohibition and evangelical Christianity gave us some pretty significant baggage as far as alcohol is concerned; before that we were just as booze-happy as Europe.

>>11393535
I thought it was the protestants? Either way it was fucking dumb and still is. Shit religion

>>11393550
>I thought it was the protestants?
Evengelicals are a subset of protestants and the stereotypical "American Christians" that get so meme'd on.

>>11393559
They're all cucks to me

>>11393565
Yep. Bible-thumpers are an obnoxious disgrace to this country and largely make a living by selling righteousness to the poor.

>>11389235
I don't buy that for a second. If it's from America everyone would have grossly underreported since people act like 2 beers after work makes you a savage alcoholic.
Protestantism, not even once

>>11393450
I do not know. The only way to find out would be to dig up the actual studies and see with whom the individual researchers are/were affiliated. If you're reading any health study and the sample size is really small or the claims are suspiciously broad, that is also a dead giveaway that it's privately funded research. With all this said, keep in mind that not every study has been tinkered with just because it happens to benefit a certain group. People by default want to see patterns in everything even if they're just looking at noise.

>>11393437
Don't forget that the first European settlers of North America were the puritans. Hardcore protestants that shunned alcohol.

>>11393009
It's more that Yuropeans find it acceptable to drink more- in most of the US, cops will beat you to a pulp for "public intoxication" and any list of meaningless charges if you so much as walk funny. Meanwhile in a lot of Euro cities it seems like it's normal for groups of friends to get blackout drunk as a night-long event.
If you want to get seriously drunk in America you have to do it in your own home, which is boring as shit so most people rarely bother unless it's a party.

>>11393535
>>11393593
I'm aware of the settlers and the religion thing but taking this into account seems a little far-fetched because it's been more than two hundred years back. I don't live in America though, so if you do and your experience as a local differs, I'd be glad to hear from it.

>>11389205
My job has two kegs on sight and we are allowed 1 drink after our Friday work day has concluded, or during special events. I have only a half glass of beer whenever I drink beer, that one time a week, that's it.

If you can lie down on the floor and not fall over than you haven't had enough yet

>>11393570
Is atheism making a comeback on 4chan?
This would be a great subject for my next article.

>>11393621
>I'm aware of the settlers and the religion thing but taking this into account seems a little far-fetched because it's been more than two hundred years back. I don't live in America though, so if you do and your experience as a local differs, I'd be glad to hear from it.
The tl;dr is that there was a spiritual revival in the mid to late 19th century in which most of the country's protestants decided that it was their moral and religious imperative to get into everyone's shit as morality police; as alcohol in general and liquor in particular was viewed as being one of the most significant facilitators of sinful behavior it became one of their main targets. The damage these god-bothering cunts did to the entire alcohol culture in the US - production as well as consumption - is immeasurable.

>>11393704
>Is atheism making a comeback on 4chan?
I don't think it ever left. Of course, I'm not an atheist so take what I say with a grain of salt; I just find Abrahamic religion disgusting as a whole once you peel back the veneer and cultural baggage

>This would be a great subject for my next article.
Put me in the screencap.

>>11393621
200 hundred years is nothing