/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Drinking vodka now. Gonna reheat a couple fritos burritos before work.

Had some natty ice big ones for breakfast. Going to get some cheese later today while going to work

For me it is the denver omelette.

>>11388095
God damn it this seems like bait because of “vodka for breakfast” and “drunks like Taco Bell: the maymay”, but I can actually picture it being real, because I did this last week.

>>11388137

>>11388082
Breakfast was the noble beans on toast and a veggie bowl. Lunch was mushroom risotto. Dinner will probably be gnocchi. My snack will be a protein bar and some nuts.

>>11388248
fatty

>>11388256
>1800 calories a day and an active day job makes me a fatty
Eat my healthy ass you Auschwitz-tier untermensch fuckwad I swear to god I'll wreck you with my horsecock.

>>11388280
Nou

Get Gordon's dick out of your mouth and stop congratulating yourself for only partially fucking up your eggs.

>>11388760
>partially

Rate

>>11388862
notyourpicture/10 but if you made and ate something like that it's pretty god tier.

>>11388862
Not yours, but hippie out of ten and looks like ahit out of ten
Also easy to make out of 10
2/10 would prefer to poptart

>>11388880
>being this much of a twat he cant enjoy a really nice meal

>>11388978
Not him, but
>calling that a nice meal
I would be fucking livid if someone handed me that and acted like it took any skill whatsoever to make, or like it tasted so good it was their “signature dish”.

>>11388989
Could see it being the special at a hipster café

Filter coffe. A bun with ham and cheese, living the life.
(Hey, you asked)

>>11388082
Salami, cheese and herbs scrambled eggs sandwich.
It was tasty

>>11388082
>french

Nippon is superior, eggs folded 1 mirrion times

>>11388280
Fatty confirmed

>>11389463
How is this better? It's just plain omelette rolled onto a stick.

>>11389483
ONE
MIRRION
TIMES

>>11388082
>Cletus-level idiocy.
Maybe you ought to spend less time cooking and more time learning English.

lrn2egg

srsly

>>11389483
Ror, no man. Its made with special nippons stick, special nippons eggs on vely explensive pan.
25 dorrar, please.

This is a good thread

>>11389514

a plastic bag with some cereal in it because i have to drive to work like a retard. i long for the weekends when i have time to cook.

>>11389624
i didn't eat the plastic bag, just the cereal inside

>>11389637
Would it have mattered?

>>11389667
ya, i think so, yes

>>11389523

>Go to Noma
>first course: grass
>our plates capture the true Danish gastronomy and culture of foraging
>second course is empty sea shells with grass
>the sea is the purest source of food, that is why we have paired it with the finest herbs which we have gather from the wild
>third course: crab grass. Because fuck you.
MOOOO

>>11389490

I'm so tired of the "decorate the plate" meme.

Hurgin with extra butter bulletproof coffee

>>11390014
Harvested from that 'secret' place I just happen to take a looong piss on. Those subtle nuannes..i guess.

>>11390047
I'm so tired of the "(You) posting and think we give a shit about your opinion" meme.

>>11390068

I'm so tired of the "we don't care about your opinion poster" meme. Apparently you cared enough to respond lmao.

>>11390116
I'm so tired of the "you care because you responded calling me a boring idiot" meme

2 Milwaukee best ice tall boys with a shot of rum and some spicy italian sausages

>>11390165

I'm so tired of the "anon keeps responding with that poster is a meme" meme.

i really, really, really want to learn how to make an omelet now

>>11390532
Unjronically, the chef in the video with rich brian and joji learning is pretty competent
It just takes practice to get it perfect
Ive made them multiple times a week for 5 years now, and dont always do it perfect still

>>11388241
You must have ungodly poops

>>11390255
I'm so tired of living.

>>11389463
fucking weeb

DELICIOUS

I had a bun with a stick of pepperoni and a piece of well aged cheddar cheese in it for a quick easy breakfast.