/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11381308
I'm drinking Cali wine and I'm sure MD tastes better.

>>11381308
Fuck that shit. It's literally no stronger than regular, unfortified wine with like 60 grams of sugar in one pint. I can easily find a 14% abv zin or merlot that's like 6 bucks for 750 ml, which is maybe a buck or two more than that shit.

based and hoodpilled

>>11381308
That's what our kids drink in Scotland

>>11381779
but that's no' buckie

>>11381803
Different Scot poster. Started drinking mad dug about 13, advanced to bucky about 15. On occasion I'll still get a bottle of the orange for nostalgia.

>>11381779
That's what I drank as a kid, and I lived in Bristol.

Good for the price. I drink mine with ice water. I like the blue kind.

>>11381308
christ where do you live where that is sold in bars? I live in scotland and that is what children and chavs drink. Utter shite

Sell it in bars in Scotland too, ya uppity wank

>>11381308
wild irish rose. comes in red or white flavor. however the bling bling blue mad dog is alright. make a devil dog. mix it with vodka

>>11381308
This is giving me uncomfortable nostalgia from being a little hick piece of shit in high school... we used to drink this dogshit all the time.

Yuck, hangover in a bottle. The amount of added sugar in those things are obscene

>>11381308
I just buy a variety of the $2-$3 bottles of wine from Trader Joe's. Cheap, tasty, and gets you drunk.

And here I thought my local bar was trashy for serving olde english on tap

I can't see a bar serving this. What's even the point with the upcharge that happens at bars?

>>11383239
That's pretty damn cool. My local bar has old style on tap

>>11382659
Wild I tastes ashy, never before have i had a drink that just tastes like someone but a cig out in it right out if the bottle.

I like the Strawberry Banana kind the best.. I drink mad dog and colt 45s when I'm playing games or whatever with my friends all night

>>11381308
bagged white wine blends are far superior in taste and cost

>>11381308
That shit is dangerous. Stop drinking so much.

>>11382664
I remember laying on the grass outside someone's house near the liquor store staring at the sky and laughing. I haven't made good choices on this shit.

>>11383252
It's appeals to the hipster desire for irony.

whatever happened to al/ck/? did everyone die?

>>11381308
There are zero wines that don't taste like shit

>>11384264
it got banned from /ck/ and relegated to/r9k/ for being a pathetic cesspit of self-pity

>>11381319
Gulping down real wine just makes you sick
MD drinks like a soft drink, you can gulp a fair bit down before you even taste the alcohol.

>>11384264
>>11384327
THat's disappointing. i'm just getting into drinking and i wanted to talk to other drinkers but at the same time i avoid r9k

>>11384327
Really? That's fucked, out of all the shitty threads regularly posted here al/ck/ was the only one that never shitted up the board.

>>11384514
for me, its the McChicken
the best fastfood hamburger

>>11381308
had the orange flavor of these and had the worst throw up session of my life

>>11384841
how could you throw up over 13%. even if it was just too sweet and gross the worst juices in the world never made me barf.

>>11384862
did you ever stop to consider maybe abv wasn't the problem, but quantity

www.bumwine.com is a fantastic resource for deciding which gutter wine to drink. videos of the Cisco challenge are also great.

>>11381316
Does this wine have a name?

>>11384435
There are occasionally beer, wine, whiskey, etc. threads on /ck/, but be glad al/ck/ is gone. Before it got banned, it became Alcoholics General, not Alcohol General. Every post was along the lines of:
>just downed a fifth of vodka and spent 5 hours shitting and throwing up blood, lads
>anyone else know this feel?
Couldn't tell what were shitposts or not.

>>11385266
So? They kept it in their own general. There was and are still plenty of non-al/ck/ alcohol threads.

>>11385266
>>just downed a fifth of vodka and spent 5 hours shitting and throwing up blood, lads
bunch of fucking pussies

bumwine.com

>>11383289
Old Style is a regional beer, so that's not surprising.

I bought a bottle of this grape flavored shit on my 21st birthday, took one sip and discarded it because it tasted like that vile """"grape"""" cough syrup we were all force fed as kids. You know, the one with the gag inducing after taste.

>>11385980
>You know, the one with the gag inducing after taste
oh you mean my dad's dick? yeah I get you

>>11385266
There was still a sense of comradery between drinkers even though it was a lot of loathing, and shit posts.

>>11385980
orange jubilee is probably the best they have to offer

>>11381308
>going to a bar and ordering MD20/20 at bar price markup

>>11384365
Well both give me a headache. I can tell alcohol is bad when I feel depressed before I even get a buzz, and MD 20/20 does that to me. I read a tongue in cheek article about "bum wine", and how no bums actually drink that shit. It's always 18 year old high school seniors and college frat boys. Real bums drink cheap blended whiskey or vodka, and sometimes a nice cold Milwaukee's Best or the equivalent.

>>11385266
Half of the people shitposting never even bothered to look up symptoms of late stage alcoholism. You could tell some of it was LARP. But some of it wasn't, and most of it was just regular drunks feeling sorry for themselves, despite still having the chance to turn it around.

It's pathetic how guys on here said "it was a source of support". Yeah fucking right. Most people just posted their anecdote and didn't even reply.

>>11386055
Yeah it was mostly just a circle jerk of self loathing early twenty somethings struggling with their identity

Mad dog is for homeless trash. Boonnesfarm if you have to.

>>11385266
Get fucked, those were self-contained threads with a lot of interesting stories and discussion.
Good thing the based mods made room for more "do Americans really" and fast food threads though

>>11381308
i used to drink brown bag vino but i switched to joose and 4loko. night train express was my favorite before the switch

>>11387840
>serve very cold
only way to drink it without gagging

>>11381308
For me it's Rosie in a Skirt, ice cold of course.

>>11381308
when i was 14 i would pay homeless men to buy these for me

>>11388226
is md20/20 really worth sucking unwashed hobo dicks?

>>11388600
no but you gotta give a tip

>>11387840
Night Train, my African-American frater. I also appreciated a nice, ice cold T-bird — but those two are different flavors for different nights.

>>11388626
What's the word?

If the bars by me started serving that shit on the regular, I think it would be time to up and move since the neighborhood has obviously gone to shit.

>>11384024
Colt 45 is a comfy drink
40oz is perfect for a regular buzz, easily supplemented with liquor if you're trying to get somewhere, and it's mild enough to sip on over an evening.

>>11388626
>17.5
oof ouch owie
What does Thunderbird taste like? I've never been able to find any of the bum wines other than MD in my area

>>11381308
nice, i drink this garbage when im too lazy to mix drinks

>>11388626
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsE0XNNQTJQ

>>11388816
Thunderbird! What's the price?

>>11388857
When it's cold, it tastes something like diluted grain alcohol mixed with the must from green grapes. It's unironically refreshing, though sweet.

>>11388887
>TVZ, in my /ck/?
Good taste, my man. There were pretty good rhymes in that song.

>>11381939
Based and orangepilled

>>11388857
It surprisingly tastes like REALLY cheap Riesling. Not as sweet as I expected, and more wine-like than other "bum wines".

>>11388954
forty twice

>>11381308
Dont dink that shit or you will regret it...... end up half naked on top of some hill rolling around on your back.

>what's the price
>thirty twice
What does this mean? Surely cheap rotgut bumwine can't cost 60 bucks.

>>11386043
>I can tell alcohol is bad when I feel depressed before I even get a buzz
You so perfectly described my experience trying to get drunk on Franzia. Out of the 18 hours I drank it I enjoyed maybe the first two hours. The rest was just headaches, feeling bloated, and perpetual sugar crash.

>>11390428
>forty
Inflation officially got out of control at that point. Fuck the government for taking us off the gold standard.