/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>boomer
it's just metaphorical dumbass

>>11386691
I honestly don't see how people drink those things. I rarely consume caffeine any more and I feel way better because of it.

>drinking any energy drink besides monster rehab

>>11386691
>ultra citron
>sip
Lurk Moar.

ive only had punch monster and ultra black earlier this year before this whole sip shit began
they were forgettable

i just drink tap water mixed with knockoff mio

>>11386727
Same.

>>11386716
>drinking any energy drink

>>11386736
it has low sugar and taste good. the only sugar drinks i'll consume.

>>11386691
>energy drinks

>>11386771
>iPhone

>>11386771
>>11386786
>both of you

>>11386789
>me

>>11386789
nigger

>>11386736
>drinking

>>11386727
>earlier this year before this whole sip shit began
>earlier this year
>began
???

>>11386691
How the fuck are you this susceptible to memes?

>>11386727
>earlier this year before this whole sip shit began
What?

>>11386691
Did you really just drop like $20 on shitty monster just so you could post a picture on /ck/?

>>11387490
No I bought it to drink it's from a crate of them cos buying bulk is cheaper

>>11386691
>yellow sips

how could you fuck up so badly?

There haven’t been /sip/ threads on seekay for awhile m8, dunno what ur on about

Wake me the fuck up when theres banana flavor

>>11386721
>Yellow sips not a sip

>>11386691
None of those are open though.
Atleast show us cans you sipped from.

>>11386727
The Aldi sipp clones are completely indistinguishable and they're a dollar each
Monster can fuck off

>>11386691
>you forced me to do this
Sure.

>>11387464
>>11387486
i had my monsters in jan 2018
sip "meme" didnt start till around 3-4 months ago
>>11388939
there was no aldi sipp stuff here

>>11390087
Wrong, faggot. The "sip" bullshit was a forced viral marketing meme way back in 2017.
When the marketing department realized it wasn't working they started forcing the "boomer" meme nonstop, which of course included a can of monster for (((reasons))).

>>11390087
The sip meme has been on /fit/ for well over a year.

>>11390087
>3-4 months ago
Holy shit you're fucking stupid. Sip faggotry has been a thing for almost two years

>>11386727
Get the real Mio Energy Strawberry Pineapple Smash. Best flavor and 60mg caffeine per squirt.

>>11390109
>>11390190
wasnt a thing on /ck/, other boards dont matter especially since not everyone visits them
so nice try dumbshits

>>11390290
they dont have the energy versions at my local grocery stores
i used to get just fruit punch or the blackberry one
but i just get knockoff fruit punch ones now due to cheaper

>>11386721
fuck off poser

>>11391115
There was a sips general on /ck/ constantly for a while. If you don't recall that, you have a very poor memory.

Best sip.

>>11391219
That's not regular

>>11386691
epic r*ddit tier post you absolute consumerist whore

about to try one of these bad boys what should i expect?

Please, we know there's only one caffeinated soft drink that's worth your time.

THE YELLOWS WERE DISCONTINUED WHERE DID YOU GET THEM???

Is this the end?

>>11388139
Ikr

>>11390109
Op here. Yeah I was always saging sip threads and saying it was viral marketing but nobody listened and everyone drinks sips
They are pretty good tho, i hate to admit it but probably the best zero calorie energy drink available

>>11391115
You obviously didn't lurk enough it was a thing last year

>>11391559
Like the yellow sip but far sweeter and tastes more of actual lemons

>>11392368
Amazon
They are everywhere in the uk

First of all this is not your typical fat blubbery dorito crusted dew, this shit here is the golden elixir, which would also explain its rarity.

You can thank me later.

>>11392662
A lot of kids who enlist leave with less intelligence than before they went in, its mostly the forced drinking stereotype. Its like the cool kid smoking in high school meme a lot of the 18-20 year olds fall for it and become alcoholics and or smokers.

>>11392662
This is because the people chugging these things multiple times a day are working as maintainers on a stupid schedule or some base security/infantry fucks. Makes sense that something fucked up eventually happens to a worker in a field with plenty of shit to go wrong and on a schedule that drawn-out.
>>11395355
only true for retards, which makes little difference anyway. Though enlisting is a brainlet move in the first place.

>>11386691
monster is mexican gardener tier because you cant afford the best drink

>>11395361
My only regret was not waiting two weeks, because then I could've gotten a better rate. recruiter told me I could change my rate if I didn't like it.

>>11395371
pic unrelated?