/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11384364
Gonna leave a gaping hole in your anus so large that it will make the big gulp blush.

>>11384364
>oz

I would get the smallest one and still probably wouldn't finish it

Maga Jug or Huge Kum and Go

When I was younger I filled the biggest 7/11 one with Mountain Dew and drank the whole thing while playing vidya
Didn't feel too hot for the rest of the day but it didn't kill me or anything

>>11384364
> humongous kum & go

holy shit I thought this was just a joke

>>11384368
What's the problem?

>>11384364
>128 oz
I buy those 8 oz cans. What the fuck is wrong with you fatasses. How much corn syrup must you guzzle?

>>11384395
I did the same thing with the KFC soda bucket and Bepis. Terrible night.

>>11384364
what's that in real

>>11384364
Fat people ruin everything I just want my 2 liter cola and pound of fries

>>11384364
>a team gulp of mountain dew would have 17.38 oz of sugar

>>11384364
There's a point where the soda just stops tasting good, and that's just above 42oz in my opinion.

I only know pints and litres.

Fucking EU destroying our imperial measurements. Objectively better than metric shit.

>>11384424
128 oz is an entire gallon
literally 3.8 liters

>>11384367

>>11384364
None. Drinking soda makes me feel like ass.

>>11384364
Aside from this chart, I can find no evidence of the "Team Gulp" or 128 oz Big Gulp existing.

>>11384429
WHAT THE FUCK ARE OUNCES

>>11385504
I googled just "Team Gulp" and found a half dozen articles about it. It was available around 2006 and didn't last very long, probably because 1) everybody made fun of it and 2) backwash

>>11385547
1/16 of a pound.

>>11385591
o cool
while you're hear what the fuck is a fluid ounce

Soda Water

>>11385547
They're along with pounds like kilograms but for the severely retarded.

>>11384364
Depends on if you mean "too much" as in I wouldn't drink it, or "too much" as in, "I think the government should ban this"

Its kinda sad that you have to make that distinction these days.

>>11385605
1/16 of a pint

>>11384364 kum n go.

>>11385634
Protip: if you knew anything about math, you'd know that imperial is easier for everyday use compared to metric.

With a system based on 10, you can only cleanly divide by 2 or 5. Anything else gets into decimals.
With a system based on 12, you can cleanly divide by 2, 3, 4, and 6, which makes the kind of math that you do in your everyday life geometrically easier.

>>11385655
genuinely cannot tell if I'm being bullshitted but I am making a judgement call and not googling

>>11385664
He's telling the truth.
8oz in a cup, 2 cups in a pint, 2 pints in a quart, and 4 quarts in a gallon (which is the size of a team gulp)

>>11385661
except that doesn't matter one lick because I don't have to memorize an arbitrarily named garbage-fire of a system

>oh no I have to say 1.7 litres instead of being able to comfortably use 3 squibbleguffs! Everybody knows it's 3 squibblegufs to a bushwick and 12 bushwicks to a wimpleflat, fuck off with your fucking inscrutable milli centi shit

>>11385664
>>11385674
He's only telling the truth in British Imperial. American Imperial is different at 1/20th

>>11385693
>same names
>different measurements
what the fuck is wrong with you psycopaths in the US
can't keep normal spelling, measurements, nothing

>>11385689
>because I don't have to memorize an arbitrarily named garbage-fire of a system
Its literally effortless when you've grown up with it.
And yes, it does matter. What makes math harder to do in your head is when you increase the number of significant digits (which is exactly what happens every time you have to add a decimal)

I guess its just one more way that your parents and your country failed you.

>>11384364
128 oz soda has about 400g of sugar in it. The lethal dose (LD50) for a 25kg child is 750g. That's pretty terrifying, as it could kill some people that are pre-diabetic.

>>11385711
my country has a functional education system that isn't constantly being undermined by insane religious radicals and lunatic free-market capitalists pushing charter schools so math is actually not hard to do in my head

>>11385752
>Doesn't understand that the ability to do simple math is a function of efficiency, not whether its "easy or hard"
Yes, I'm sure your countrymen are very impressed by your grasp of basic arithmetic, and I'm sure you're very proud that you use the same measurement system that CERN uses, but that's not the same as having an efficient system for general use.

You lose on that standard, without question.

>>11385767
>well this makes shit harder!
>actually that's not hard
>IT'S NOT ABOUT WHETHER IT'S EASY OR HARD THE METRIC SYSTEM IS TOO CONFUSING
hm

>>11385695
An American cup is 240ml as is British. In Canada and Australia it's 250ml, probably because they're drunken and dehydrated needing numbers they can count on their fingers (5-10).

American system goes evenly up to a gallon, where I think Brits have something weird at a pint, like 20 oz rather than double of what a cup is.
>can't keep normal spelling
Tell it to their biccies and all the other words they've managed to change from appropriate language into something a toddler would say.

>>11385777
I really don't know why the concept of efficiency is so hard for you
>Eurotrash doesn't understand efficiency
Okay, nevermind, I get it.

>>11385792
aus slang is literally the best english slang in the entire world, second place goes to south africa

>>11384364
What the fuck?
Normal drink where I live is about 14 oz and largest is around 17. No wonder you people are so fat.

>>11385932
>most outrageous sizes ever sold
These aren't normal sizes, and honestly I've never actually seen any store sell these

>>11384364
Is this a joke? Did they really sell THREE AND A HALF LITERS of soda?

>>11385853
>aus slang is literally
Garbage.

You sound like toddlers....but at least not as faggy as the limey fucks.

>>11384368
huh?

>>11384364
Fountain drinks are all watered-down bullshit. I wouldn't refuse one, but I prefer a can or a bottle.

>>11385661
brainlet.png

>>11385792
A British pint is 568ml but in my experience there are a lot of younger people who wouldnt be able to tell you that.

>>11385661
Why don't we all start counting in base 12 then faggot?
Considering the human numerical system is completely based on base 10, the most efficient system for any measurement should be standardised in the same ways to make it easier for all to learn and convert.

>>11384403
Caveman measurement system.

>>11386456
I agree with you. Base 12 would be the best counting system possible and measuring should follow the same standard. Since base 10 is (sadly) the norm, then the metric system should be the one that's in use.

>>11384364
I watch my older brother drink 2 2liters of coca cola everyday for the past 18 years and it's a medical mystery how he isn't diabetic
I wish I was joking, I mean his teeth are fucked but that can be fixed, 'beetus cant

I find that if I buy a large iced tea at MickyD's I'll enhale the tea almost instantly but if I get anything else it will take me days to drink it all.

>>11386456
Humans are not by default base ten. It's what's prevelent but what everyone does fagtron

>>11385605
437.5 grains

>>11385711
This, to be honest

>>11385735
>The lethal dose (LD50) for a 25kg child is 750g

>your child is only 25kg

fucking manlets

>>11385591
How many barleycorns, again?

>>11384364
>Do you think a 128 oz soda is too much?

128 oz worth of coca cola is 1431 kcal and contains 398 grams of sugar. I cant translate this to burger units but this is obscene. The fact that there is a demand for these sizes of soft drink is unbelieveable. And burgers wonder why their people is among the fattest on our planet?

>>11385767
>Metric ruler
>... 0.8 cm, 0.9 cm, 1.0 cm, 1.1 cm, 1.2 cm...
>imperial ruler
>...7/8", 29/32", 15/16", 31/32", 1", 1 1/32", 1 1/16"...

Yes much more efficient and sensible

>>11386658
>398 grams of sugar. I cant translate this to burger units
100 teaspoons or 33 tablespoons or 2 and 1/4 cups

damn, i don't consume that much sugar in a whole year

When I was in the US a while I go I went to a theater and wanted to try a slurpee or slushy or whatever the fuck it is since I'd seen it in movies. I got the medium size and got 1/3 through before wanting to throw up. In the theater almost everyone had these giant fucking cups. Must have been at least 1-1.5 liters. I'd never even seen a cup that big.

>>11385547
If you get sixteen of them they're a pound but for some reason they're used for volume while pounds are used for weight and it makes no sense.

>>11385735
How did anyone figure that out, was there some Nazi experiment where they fed a bunch of seven year olds a pound and a half of sugar and found only half of them died?

>>11387129
You sure are dense arent you?

>>11386456
the eternal conundrum

>>11387101
if you get 128 ounces you get a gallon too though

>>11387016
the problem with volume measurement is anything that has different particle sizes, like powdered sugar vs. regular sugar, or even just different brands of flour will give you a different weights for the same volume, fucking up your dish.
Measure weight for consistency.

random picture.

>>11387155
Yeah and the only things sold by the gallon are milk and gasoline, a gallon of milk is like 8 pounds and change but what does a gallon of mercury weigh? A shit ton, that's what, and it's still 128 ounces that can be converted into a bigger shit ton of fluid ounces. And somehow Americans are fine with soda sold in 2 liter bottles that instantly go flat. I've even seen 3 liter bottles.

>>11387206
Oh fuck I got it backwards, it's still a dumb system

>>11384364
That's like 2000 calories. I'm actually surprised the human body can survive after drinking 128 ounces of sugar.

>>11386658
>anglo

begone, begone, perfidious albion

>>11384429
>over a pound of sugar

>>11384364
I remember when KFC had a size that was a literal bucket full of soda with a handle

>>11384364
12oz

>>11384364
You know some of those in pc aren't even around anymore?

>>11387129
yes, every LD50 test was made by nazis murdering people if you didn't know that

>>11384400
Came down here to post this, thank you anon. Though it's the HuMUGous Kum & Go, gotta add that extra pun

>>11384367
Why did i laugh?

A Big Gulp is literally $0.50, and they have Hawaiian Punch on tap. You bet your ass I’m getting that shit.

>>11384364
>look at the dirty icee refillable cup i get occasionally
>lasts a whole day, sometimes more since its insulated
>64 oz
holy fuck i need a team gulp icee
or at least a humugous kum and go right down my throat

>>11384364
For me it's a medium Taco Bell cup. I have no idea how many ounces that is

>>11387698
because u gay

>>11384429
It'd also be like 700mg of caffeine