/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Toast sandwich
>Put a slice of bread between two slices of bread

>>11379711

The infamous butty butty.

>Australian cuisine

>>11379687
>british """cuisine"""

>mfw (((british))) try to talk shit on americans

Truly a delicacy for the most refined British palates

I cawl dis a bluudy great sanwicz, thank you very much...

Fun fact: The queen of england absolutely hates garlic. It's popular to imitate royalty, so a majority of restaurants don't use it. British people are as plain as their food and twice as overcooked and milky looking.

i showed this thread to this guy in a bar an he laughed at the fact english people eat this.

>>11379899
>vampire hates garlic

>>11379899
>The queen of england absolutely hates garlic
she can't die soon enough

>>11379742
Don't you try getting butty butty with me.

>memes
British food is pretty great. I say this as an immigrant who was brought up on memes about how British food is all bland and boiled by my fellow medshits.
>muh olive oil
>butter and lard? HAHA that doesn't have flavour! drink your fucking olive oil

>>11380645
>I say this as a immigrant

>>11380645
Paki?

>>11380767
>(No Butter)

>>11380767
huh?

>>11380767
kek. stupid island people

>>11379687
I really thought this was a joke for months until i stumbled across ramSay doing it

>>11380767
>my sides

Okay I admit we have some stupid dishes in our country but so does every other nation. Why do we never talk about good British recipes like milky peas?

>>11379687

really fancy a chip butty now desu

American cuisine is just deep fried butter.

>>11381195
>seething brit

>>11381195
SEETHING

>>11381195
If you're from Britain please share some of your favorite cuisines from there. I know fish and chips are popular but i'm in the mood to try new foods and Britain cuisine is something I don't think I've ever tried.

>>11379889
what the fuck is this??

>>11380645
Larp more bitch, 2/10 needs work

>>11381205
>>11381210
I would rather eat a french fry sandwich than deep fried butter with cum on it. I'm also not British.

>>11381195
Brits can't criticize any other culture's food other than arguably Flip cuisine at least America can take what other's do an improve it sometimes like with Italian or French, Brits just take wholesale like with curry or do stupid shit like beans on toast and let 4 year olds name the dish

>>11381218
Jellied or potted eels. Eels eat dead bodies. Brits eat eels. Makes you think.

>>11381218
Jellied Eels.
They're an old, old fashioned lower class Londoner delicacy. It didn't really grow out of that area.
Cockles, welks and the like still exist in seaside town up and down the coasts though
>>11379711
This basically doesn't exist. Noone in their right mind would eat this, maybe it was a brief post WW2 rations.

Op's chip butty is a common thing in places though, usually doused in ketchup or brown sauce for the daring

>>11381205
>>11381210
>>11381238

Coordinated.

>>11381220
>still seething

I've learned that Kay's Good Cooking is actually better than average for the British.

>>11381263
You experienced it too? I've had it happen to me too, but on another board. I wonder if there's people that browse this site in groups, using some sort of chat to plan these things.

>>11381268
no its just fun to insult the british since they jump to the stupidest conclusions like that, lmao

>>11381268
>he's heating up!

>>11381268

Yeah I sometime coordinate shitposting threads with friends on discord to troll or get threads going

It's easy to see when you can spot the dialogue and timestamps.

>>11381257
>Doesn't exist
>Has a Wikipedia page dedicated to it

>>11381278
I'm not british.
>>11381283
Quite the opposite actually
>>11381291
I knew it. This is something new though, I don't recall ever experiencing it back in the days when I used to browse this place.

>>11381300
>

>>11381305
I'm not mad!
(is mad)

>>11381305

You'll know if its especially coordinated on /ck/ because this place is a slow board. Usually something like one to two people.

Coordinating has been going on for years on 4chan though, it's just a general tactic for thread bumping / shilling / shitposting.

>>11381321
I've only recently got back after a 4-5 year break. Maybe I just never picked up on it. I've just been seeing people respond very quickly in groups. I could tell right away that it was coordinated somehow.

>>11379687
You got a loicense for that butty?

>>11381145
In America it's fairly common for kids and poor people to eat Lay's chip sandwiches. Which is just potato chips between bread, sometimes with bologna

>>11379899
this is the funniest troll post i've seen in days

>>11381238
>America can take what other's do an improve it sometimes like with Italian or French

>>11381360
>italians and french can even cook

>>11380645
>try to talk about how british food isn't shit
>don't name any dishes, just say butter and lard
lmao

>>11379687
>pretending american ''''cuisine'''' isn't literally just european cuisine made slightly wrong

>>11379747
Awww yeah i remember getting that in nz as a kid.

How can Britain even compete.

>>11381478
faaaa fuckin mean as i remember when my dad got out of jail we'd hangi up the fairy bread with nga tamariki, watching uncle wiremu stir up the winz payment day saveloys with his mighty patu, chea allday cuz toooo much AUWE

>>11380645
It's not about flavour, you mongrel, it's about how every brit food is covered on lard/butter, which turns you into a greasy fat motherfucker. And larp all you want, but olive oil is still 100 times better than processed pig grease.

>>11381583
spoken like a true muslim

>>11381145
Hating Brits is a meme. I'm not even British and I can recognize this. There are plenty of countries with food just as bad, but it isn't as trendy to shit on them.

Same reason Brits shit on Americans for being fat when Brits are fat fucks themselves. Stereotypes, trolling etc.

>>11379899
Is this why Greggs won't sell me Corgi and Swan meat sarnies?

>>11379687
is it bad if I actually want to try this? it looks alright

>>11381693
It seems silly to travel all the way to England for a french fry sandwich.

>>11381696
I mean I can make it at home its just fried potatos and bread

>>11381238
>with cheese
is there really a version thats just a circle of shitty frozen bread with frozen baked beans on top

>>11381699
That's like saying I can make pizza at home, its just dough, cheese, and sauce.

>>11381714
but you can, you dont have to fly to italy to order a pizza

>>11381721
Why go to Jiro's for sushi when its just some raw fish and seasoned rice? I can do that at home.

>>11381348
called "slaps"
u gotta pan fry some honey ham, toast ur bread on the same pan while meltin cheese, toss some garlic/honey sauce in pan to let everything soak up, top with bean sprouts n salt-vinegar lays and u got a good spread goin

>>11381731
jiro is unironically overrated

>>11379899
Goddamn it anon, now I'm gonna have to put up with a bunch of retard Americans telling me this like it's true.

>americans attempting to shitpost
Leave it to the Aussies you premixed, readymade cunts.

Sunday roast, yorkshire pudding, steak and kidney pie, cottage/shepherd’s pie, bangers, welsh rarebit, beef stew....it’s all good.
t. Slav

>>11381901
Don't forget your mashed potato based slav.

>>11379899

>>11380767
There is no way this is real.

>>11381919
Don’t worry. I will make some today for dinner. Mashed potatoes with raw onion and lard is GOAT.

>>11380733
>Pakis
>Mediterranean
Norf eduxsshun

>>11381195
Yeah, that american cuisine is just butter. Crab cakes? Butter. Clam chowder? Butter. London Broil? It's ENTIRELY butter.

>>11379687
OBSESSED

>>11381990
>butter
More likely margarine. They don’t have real butter because of the pasteurized milk laws. Same as the cheese situation.

>>11379907
>on 4chan at a bar
>showing 4chan threads to a random person at a bar
>lying about interacting with people at a bar
Yikes

>>11379899
>milky looking
I like this description, I use to call them paleskins. "look at that mini van rental full of milkskins going 30mph on I4" sounds better

>>11381212
Heh, nice one.

>>11381703
That would be called beans on toast and it is a traditional dish of her Majesty

>>11381212
>something you have never tried
What about a pie in a burger bun, love ? Pre-e good init

>>11382358
>Knowing the intimate food laws and restrictions of a foriegn country
Maybe it Brits could stop obsessing over Americans for ten seconds they could improve their own cuisine

>>11382424
>random shit post
>doesn’t know the queen avoids starchy carbs
Ignorance is bliss I guess.

>>11382452
Sorry I don't pay much attention to the diets of third world leaders, she will be eating plenty of chermoula on toast soon anyway

>>11382424
>low carb diet
>beans on toast

>>11382463
>Sorry I don't pay much attention to subjects I feel I’m qualified to comment on
Retard.

>>11382463
>chermoula on toast
>low carb
You have to come with me, son.

>>11379711
Do they serve water with that, too? Absolute fucking trash, bongs. Get your shit together.

>>11382667
You can dip it in water if you like, it's almost like the french dip with au jus

>>11382684
Lol’d