/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love them. The sauce is tangy, almost sharp. The dough crisps up nice and the cheese is much better than Kraft green can shit. Sometimes I just use what comes in the kit, sometimes I get fancy

chef boy-ar-deez nutz

The sauce used to be a lot better but they changed it sometime in the 00's.

Or maybe I just grew up and don't have the palate of a child anymore.

>>11379526
It's 2018. Even in the most bumfuck places there must be something better than that shit.

>>11379547
>Kraft green can shit
:-( I always add a generous sprinkling of Kraft to really make the pizza cheesy

>>11379555
good one

>>11379558
I'm pretty sure it's the same. I wouldn't eat it otherwise. The sauce is like 90% of the reason why I like them. I do like that biscuit-y crust, though.

>>11379560
oh

probably was good back then but now...

>>11379641
...even better.

>>11379560
shut up faggot. chef boyardee pizza kits are great. if you never made one with your dad growing up when your mom was out, you wouldnt understand. then again I wouldnt expect someone raised by two lesbians to know much

>>11379560
>i never had the pleasure of Dad frying up some breakfast sausage and adding canned mushrooms as a topping for Chef Boyardee pizza
How can you even claim membership in the human race?

>>11380106

Not him but my dad killed himself when I was 6 so I never knew this feel

We did get a boboli a couple times though

>>11380217
My also killed himself when he was 6 years old I feel you brotendo

>>11380266

Your dad was 6 when he died? Impressive

>>11379526
I have never seen this before. It's a kit of some kind? Like it comes with the sauce and cheese and dough or what? Is this an American thing?
Where would it be in the grocery store? I'd throw some pepperoni on that thing myself.

>>11380289
it's in a box next to pasta sauces by me

>>11380305
What do you have to provide that isn't in the box? Sauce and cheese?

>>11379555
Heh

>>11380334
it's all there

>>11380346
So the cheese is shelf-stable? I need to watch a youtube video of this because I am not understanding how it works.

>>11380360
The box comes with a bag that has the pizza dough mix in it, you just add water and oil. Theres a bag of the "fake" parmesan cheese. Theres a can of sauce (u can get sauce that has mini peps in it).

I personally add some real cheese and more pep. The chefboyardee sauce is so good though, I dont understand how they did it.

>>11379526
What state do you live in??

>>11380695
A state of bliss.

wtf

Oh man, truly a great way to warm up on a cold day.

>>11384132
I jelly

These are literally meal kits, before meal kits. Only difference is that everything is packaged together now for the lazy. Companies like Blue Apron are just a modern continuation of this fad.

>>11380289
>>11380334
read the goddamn advertisement you braindead mongoloid

>>11379526
>Hector Boiardi
>Hector

i didnt know he was a mexican

>>11384201
Not his real name

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ettore_Boiardi

>>11384293
this doesn't mean he's not a mexican

>>11384322
Except the fact where it says he's Italian-American.

>>11384195
Make me, faggot

>>11379555
Pretty cool, Kanye!

>>11384990
do NOT make me come over there

>>11385119
Come get me homo, I'll suck that queerboy dick until you cum all over my face, bring it on

>>11385285
disgusting faggot, i bet you'll like it when i put my dick in your ass

>>11385334
gay

>>11380106
>when your mom was out
Sounds like you were raised by a cuck.

As a Brit, I suppose the closest thing I could compare to what this sounds like, specifically culturally would be Fray Bentos canned pies

>>11379555
nice

>>11385874
I don't know why little pies never caught on around here
I'd love to eat some little pies

I would unironically eat a Chef Boyardee pizza and LIKE it.

>>11379526
>canned grated cheese

>>11387268
It's just parmesan cheese that you get at any pizzeria. It used to be canned because they hadn't invented pouches yet.

>>11386239
Fucking pedo

>>11387407
takes one to know one man

going to make one tonight

What's the best pan to bake one in?

>>11380106
The boomer meme is going too far. Nobody remembers the 70s here.

>>11379526
I live on the same block as a really good pizza joint, so I get a couple slices then pour this on top, to make it a special occassion.

>>11388518

>>11388598

>>11385874
This image is bullshit, I've eaten Fray's pies and they come out looking like the bottom pic.

>>11388680
I love Eraserhead.

>>11388737
So what's the bullshit then?

>>11388598
>>11388680
>>11388745

>>11388765