/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nothing you're capable, weeb

>saving anime pics

You ain't gonna make it kid

>>11376147
>>11376154
Who cares?

A turkey heh

>>11376140
Follow this simple strategy:
>Take what you are already good at and enjoy
>Tone down the autism

E.g. I am obsessed with making quick, easy meals. So if I cooked for a girl I would cook at a more relaxed pace and focus on presentation.

Also sushi.

>>11376140
Make some type of pasta. It's easy as fuck and it's probably a welcome addition to a thot's heavy carb intake.

>>11376140
Pork tonkatsu is easy as fuck and delicious, serve over rice with soy sauce, curry if she's more open minded

>>11376140
Why don't you ask her what kind food she likes?

>>11376205
Last time I undercooked the bacon.

>>11376205
Came here to say this. Dumb bitches are always impressed by Italian food.

Why are you cooking for a thot?

>>11376218
She's a hottie thottie.

Doesn't matter, all that matters is your FACE.

>>11376140
Why would you want to impress a THOT?

Hey guys, what should I cook for that girl? I hope cooking will get me laid.

I'm just trying to git gud.

>>11376140
>Not being a thot(male) and getting impressed with nice food

>>11376406
I am.

>>11376283
>Hey guys, what should I cook for that girl? I hope cooking will get me laid.

Just make sure you add a little extra somethin somethin to they drinks. knowatimsayin?

>>11376140
Spaghetti Alfredo, just like at Olive Garden ... probably the fanciest she had.

>>11377895

Cosby was proven innocent you racist redneck! None of those "victims" could produce any proof, genius!

>>11376140
Copy from Olive Garden the Tour of Italy and make her a slice of lasagna, a chicken parmigiana and fettuccine alfredo. If she isn't letting you inside her poophole, she isn't worth your time.

>>11376140
Carbonara is an easy one.

>>11376283
Work on yourself first, then worry about what meal will make her give you head.

>>11377925
Take your ooga booga racism back to pol faggot

>>11377925

Cosby is now in prison for rape, retard.

>>11378281
He is for the rape of the rape of the canadian sport coach, none of the other cases where proven. Still saying he is innocent might be a bit much.

a nice pasta dish is a safe bet.

Single pot dish.
Easy to plate.
Looks and tastes fancier than it is.
impossible to fuck up.

you will be slamming thotina in no time.

>>11378232
So racism is bad but you can just throw around faggot willy nilly? You're as ever bit as bad as a racist, fucking homophobe.

>>11376147
Is that missing a full stop or a word?
nothing. you're capable, weeb
or
nothing you're capable of, weeb

>>11376140
Spaghetti alla puttasca, simple and delicious

>>11376140
Take fast food and disguise it as your own cooking.

>>11378575
Carbonara is my go to for thots.

>>11376181
the only correct answer heh

>>11378590
People choose to be gay, they can't choose their race.

>>11381402
bonus: "alla puttanesca" literally means "in the style of a whore"

>>11376140
Why not just buy some cheap garbage and throw in some roofies if that's all you care about? It's not like you wont still get internet points.

I’m a thot, so I’m an expert on this subject. I will sleep with literally anyone who serves me crab. Blue crab are hottest because prying them open and licking the liver from their carapaces reminds me of eating ass, but snow crab takes less work to prepare because it’s precooked.

>>11376140
>impress a thot
>impress
>a thot
A munchy box and cheap liqueur I suppose.

>>11376140
Chocolate coat her feet

>>11376140
>ryuuko
>thot

>>11376255
>all that matters is your FACE
You spelled BANK ACCOUNT wrong

>>11376140
>use the word thot
>thread stays up
>use the word roastie
>thread deleted + banned

>>11382604
Only incels call thots "roasties"

>>11382911
>Only incels call thots "roasties"
Imagine trying to make sense of that sentence in 2005.

>>11382926
I'm trying to make sense of it now.

Why do people talk like idiots? Are they trying to "fit in"?

>>11382911
I see you've never been with a chick. You belong on 4chan, but quit putting roasties on a pedestal.

Tendies.

>>11378590
So gay bashing is bad but you're allowed to throw around derogatory terms like homophobe?

>>11382933
Yes. Women are human beings and are just as capable of being absolute pieces of shit as men. I'd wager a guess that the majority of posters of the chans had awful mothers who fucked them up.

>>11376216
Ok, well.... This time, don't.

>>11384220
I’d actually blame their shit fathers for leaving.

>>11384249

Since we're generalizing: white kids get fucked up by their crazy liberal mothers. Black kids get fucked up because they have no father figure role models.

>>11382911
only ledditors care

>>11382929
don't know, why don't you tell us, are you trying to "fit in"?