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11375415 No.11375415[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Go on date with QT 3.14

>We chose to go to this small town Italian restaurant

>"I think I'll get a calzone anon it sounds good." It is good, I've had it. Good choice.

>Waitress takes my order for some alfredo

>"Yes, can I get a supreme calzone, but without garlic, onion, any kinds of bell peppers, or olives. I am allergic to them."

>MFW Italian food without the Italian

>MFW someone claims to be allergic to bell fucking peppers

>"Hey anon I had a really good time at the Italian place last night, we should get some again some time"

DROPPED

>> No.11375566

what's the matter I'm allergic to chicory and garlic, do you think my italian cousine is less italian because of two ingredients?

I'm also a rampant homosexual if that matters

>> No.11375572

>>11375415
tl;dr

>> No.11375573

fake and gay

>> No.11375579

You can be allergic to bell peppers

>> No.11375580

>>11375415
>reddit spacing in greentext
??

>> No.11375586

>>11375580
They really punish those enter keys.

>> No.11375591

>>11375566
>I'm also a rampant homosexual if that matters
It doesn't. Why would that matter?

>> No.11375593

who are you quoting

>> No.11375598

>>11375580
R E D D I T
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>> No.11375613

why did you order first?

>> No.11375614

>>11375579
Yeah my skin gets pretty irritated if I eat bell peppers, and my mouth/throat gets irritated from potatoes

>> No.11375710

>>11375415
sounds like you have some emotional issues
if anything, the girl dodged a bullet.

>> No.11375895
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11375895

>>11375415
>born italian
>go to pizza place
>she orders pasta pomadoro
>she cuts the pasta
>mfw i still fuck her

>> No.11375901

>>11375566
Are you a damn vampire?

>> No.11376055

Maybe she is allergic to bell peppers. Shit, I'm allergic to a whole lot of retarded common stuff like pine trees, sunflowers, strawberries and cats.

>> No.11376078
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11376078

>>11375415
Maybe that shit make her pussy stank and she wanted to impress you, anon.

>> No.11376123

>>11376055
>being this much of a genetic reject

>> No.11376189

>>11375895
Nice blogpost faggot