/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11372729
This is pretty common in England, they call it an Eggyweggy in the Avohole

makes a bomb apparently

Mustard g-

>>11372759
oes good on hotdogs

>>11372735
>This is pretty common in England, they call it an Eggyweggy in the Avohole
Your country is a fucking mess. What the hell happened to you Britain. You used to be based. The sun never set on your empire. Yet now you welcome the darkness to hide your emasculated shame.

as an American, I can honestly say it's like a younger brother watching the older brother he used to look up get hooked on heroin and slowsly forsake every part of himself that made you love him. Then one day you realize that isn't your brother anymore. Just another worthless junky not worth saving.

>>11372768
Rent free

>>11372729
i dont know why i loled so hard at this

>>11372729
It'll blow your tits off. It quite clearly states that in the article anon.

>>11372768

Kys you retard

>>11372768
I also see them in the same light desu.

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>>11372768
got a version of this without the retard symbol? lol

>>11372903
Not for you I'm afraid.

>>11372768
This, but unironically. What the fuck happened?

>>11372911
World War 2 happened.
In 1940 we stood alone against against the nazis.

>>11372768
not an american but a former colony here. (asia)

Wouldnt even want to live in the UK to be honest. Its like watching a disease. Have a UK friend who is terrified of brexit.

>>11372768
>this essay-tier response after an obvious joke comment

This word gets thrown around a lot but you're fucking obsessed

>>11372936
>poo talking about disease
your people worship toilets and wipe with your bare hands

>>11372957
>thinking im india

think again

>>11372964
i was probably right about the second part, wherever you are

>>11372967
lol no.

>>11372925
>we stood alone in a 1v1 fight
Pussies.

>>11372970
as if living in a miserable bughive full of soulless ant people is any better

>>11372970
Amerifat here. Not only do I agree but your country is the cleanest place I've ever been. Desperately want to go back at some point.

>>11372977
>calls asians soulless ants living in a hive but not realising that is our greatest cultural defense

black ants may be smaller and weaker individually but they band together tightly. Theres something reassuring to go to sleep knowing you are surrounded by thousands of your own kind. I'd be terrified to sleep alone in a house out in the wild.

anyways, no hard feelings. Just a sad state of affairs thats all.
>>11372979
thanks ameribro. You are always welcome to come back and have our chicken rice and laksa.

>>11372996
I may make a point to visit this winter when work is slow I think. Really want to check out straya at some point too though.

>all these colonials incensed

Pip pip lads, maybe an eggyweggy isn't you're cup of tea, perhaps you're more up for a cheeky banger and some spotted dick?

>>11372768
People will shit on you but this is absolutely the truth. It's a shame what they've become.

>>11372970
is that a submarine on 3 skyscrapers?

>>11372729
Can't you read? It exploded.

breast cancer isnt funny

>>11372996
>Theres something reassuring to go to sleep knowing you are surrounded by thousands of your own kind.
yes, it's called xenophobia. There's a reason why the developed world doesn't feel this way

>>11372729
>blow your tits clean off
eugh, could you like fucking not?

>>11372970
lmao how's that right to assembly

>>11373373
(((xenophobia))) is a term used with social engineering to make you embrace diversity

>why the developed world doesn't feel this way
japan is one of the most developed and xenophobic countries, even for asia.

>>11373373
>There's a reason why the developed world doesn't feel this way

yeah, because it's literally forbidden by law lmao

>>11373373
>singapore isnt developed
maybe step out of your flyover state for once

>>11373373
>questioning the development status of singapore

that little island city state is pretty much the most developed place in all of asia, only rivalled by japan

>>11372729
You will click and get served 15000 afs and possibly some ransomware

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>>11373469
Isn't it the middle of the night over in nip-land? don't you have bugs to eat?

>>11373469
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>>11373455
>muh japan and Singapore
Both dying out due to their own xenophobia. This ain't 1988. Enjoy economic stagnation and being raped by Chinese weebs.

>>11373457
I've traveled the world and used to think highly of Asians until I saw how they really lived. They can't see it because they're too close to it and they think it's working for them.
Maybe to some extent it does work for them, but there's so many of them and they're all essentially indistinguishable, so they become disposable to each other and even to themselves. It's bizarre. I have never encountered such a soulless group of people.

>>11373520
How Japan hasn't suffered an economic collapse yet is beyond me.
All the warning signs are there but those wiley nips just keep going.
It's got to happen soon.

>>11372768
>implying avocados aren't great
so what if they're a meme now? avocados existed long before the internet

>>11373520
singapore is doing great. You have no idea what you are talking about.

>>11373565
is that what your glorious leader tells you?

>>11373577
>muh freedom
look at what "freedom" gave you, riots on the street and screeching women in pink hats
the chances are you're either a 56% or western european whose kind is going extinct soon

neither position is amiable

>>11373565
Enjoy getting absorbed into the PRC

>>11373595
>misdirection
56% is preferable to 99% Han

>>11373595
I have no clue what you're talking about.
unlike you, my identity isn't based on my "culture" or where I happened to be born. I couldn't give less of a shit about what's going on politically anywhere, since my pride doesn't hinge on it like yours.

>>11373622
>i couldn't give less of a shit about how life is sustaining itself
You must get a lot of sexy women with that edge

>>11373633
what do "screeching women in pink hats" have to do with "how life is sustaining itself" and what is that even supposed to mean?

I know english isn't your first language, but did you ever stop to wonder why we're not using yours?

>>11372768
OBESED

>>11373622
why is there quotation marks around culture like it's not a real thing?

>>11373622
>le individualism meme

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>>11373822
seething
>>11373622
based and blackpilled

>>11372768
based and redpilled