/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11367727
>if you ever visit cleveland ohio

>>11367728
Lol exactly

>>11367728
it's not a bad place to visit, honestly
I hate cities but at least there are good restaurants there

>>11367727
>bought shit
>tasted like crap
>avoid this place guise

What the fuck do you want?

>>11367727
>going to cleveland
problem #1
>going to Shaker Square
problem #2
>not eating at Balaton, Fire, or the railway diner

you fucked up bigly my dude

>The restaurant always smells like dirty mop water when you first walk in. The food is low quality.

>Slow service and server had a bad attitude. Then, food was served cold and manager charged my guest 1.00 for eating the chicken wing. If I could rate this place a 0 I would.

>Zanibar has a reputation for bad service and boy did they live up to that standard. First off our waitress did not greet us until after us sitting at the table for about 15 mins she was rude and very short with her responses. On top of that our waitress told us that app. we're 2off on fridays after 6pm and when the bill came all app were standard prices after asking the waitress why . She simply says you misunderstood me and that they would not be 2 off and just walked away. The food was ok nothing spectacular probably won't be going back here anytime soon .

>No refills on soft drinks. Huh? Waited 30 minutes for a reservations. I thought reservations were made so you didn't have to wait. No room for ppl to sit down as they waited. Meet a couple who waited an hour for a Togo order,please step it up. Waited 15 minutes for water once I was seated. This once was a place I loved to dine at and it has competently turned and not for the better

do you not read reviews

>>11367777

>>11367763
better suggestions:

le petit triangle
balaton
pacific east
l'abatross
shuhei
indian flame
moxie
michaelangelo's

meme slop restaurants ("lol it's cleveland"-tier food):
sokolowski's
slyman's
Sterle's (be careful it's in the ghetto)


I lived there for too fucking long....

>>11367779
I didn’t choose the restaurant

>>11367795
>being cucked into going to a 3/5 star restaurant

>>11367798
extra gay given that shaker square is A) not really near anything else and B) full of chocolate colored people that will steal your car stereo. why anyone would go there under their own free will is a bit of a mystery.

>>11367798
Ok I’ll tell my grandparents to fuck off next time

>>11367813
newly based redpilled poster

>>11367794
Why is Flattery in there?

>say my gf looks good in a dress
>end up in the 8th circle of Hell for eternity

>>11367830

>>11367813
do they live in shaker square or something? I thought that place went all section 8.

I used to date a girl that lived there 10 years ago. that neighborhood used to be a bunch of elderly white people but went chocolate, fast. the whole stretch of van aken and below is a bunch of fixed income black people who moved from further south (warrensville, garfield) to be in a nicer neighborhood. you can hear gunfire at night as you get further south.

>>11367830
imagine if they made that shit today, too much degeneracy to even begin to describe or put on a chart. there'd be specific levels for furries and their various deviantart diaper fetishes

>>11367874
I live in Garfield Heights which is really close to shaker

>>11367830
I assume flattery now can mean sincere compliments when back then it was just feigned compliments to curry favor
although since you tryna get that puss off her you probably ending up 8 stories down

>Retard asks retard to make retard food somehow surprised it's retarded

Maybe eating murdered animals ain't so smart retard

>>11368058
Not everything is about you, Vegan Vinny

>>11368086
don't reply to it

>>11367779
>app. we're 2off

>>11367727
>Avoid Cleveland, Ohio
FTFY

>>11368120
yes please stay away from NW Ohio at all costs
we don't want you here

>>11368189
No prob, I guess it's win/win

>>11367798
>3/5

Maybe it was a compromise?

>>11367727
Why the fuck would anyone visit Cleveland Ohio

>>11368266
I had great fun visiting the rock and roll hall of fame, the house from a christmas story and the ariel castro house

t. Brit

>>11367728
>>11368120
>>11368266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmLA5TqbIY

>>11368277
>bong likes Cleveland
Yeah, I'm sure you felt right at home you inbred.

>>11367727
>Go to Cleveland
>Shoot myself

>>11368253
Criminally underrated comment.

>>11368277
>ariel castro house
Isn't that in Australia?

>>11367813
>Ok I’ll tell my grandparents to fuck off next time

If you're footing the bill, why not?

>>11367727
Why would anyone visit Cleveland?

>>11368797
>Tfw visited Cleveland from Florida as a vacation to go to cedar point
Worth it

>>11367727
>>11367779
Hi,
I am the owner, and I do not appreciate you spreading slander about my business. I spent my life making Zanzibar the toast of Cleveland that it is, so I would ask you think twice before just making up things online. We as a country have enough to worry about with all this "quote unquote" fake news being spread all over the internet. I will let this incident slide if you cooperate with ceaseing and desisting with your trolling of my restaurant.
Please, next time you are in Cleveland, come stop by again. Ask for me. I am sure I can help you realize these are just fake reviews posted by bullies in conspiracy against hard working Americans.

>>11369758
based and redpilled

>>11367727
thanks for the heads up pham
t. erie

>>11367727
>was expecting to find human food anywhere in Ohio

>>11370031

>>11369758
I know you're having a joke time but these responses from actual business owners really piss me off.

>You didn't do your due diligence in letting me know how much my business sucks. I knowingly serve garbage and am okay with it. If you're not, please get in a passive aggressive confrontation with me in my place of business.
>Furthering that point, I am very helpful and nice. That is why I am now threatening/daring you to come talk to me face to face at my place of business (you won't, pussy).
>It's hard enough for me, as a small business owner, to even perform my basic tasks. Asking me to be at least mediocre all of the time is being far too demanding.
>Leaving me a negative review online is essentially cursing me to homelessness and my children to starvation. Now everyone can see that I suck. Can't you just let me suck at my job in peace?

>>11370047
I specified human food. Not slop a dog wouldn't eat.

>>11370026
!CumBENIS4c?

>>11370082

Oh shit my hometown is on /ck/. Cleveland is cheap and the women are cheaper.

>>11369758
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

>>11370098
you are here forever

>>11367813

>>11370075
I'm pretty sure Skyline Chili would give a dog explosive diarrhea for about a week. It's truly the worst regional fast food in the country.

>>11370101
cleveland women are trash though. This place is brain drain central, anyone with any hint of intelligence or opportunity leaves after high school. All that's left are Parma trash, Willbillies, broke ass Tremont hipsters, and heroin addicts.

banana unrelated

>>11370123

>>11370150
Oddly enough though skyline 5 ways made with normal chili not chocolate weird shit is bretty good

>>11367727
>visiting ohio

Nobody actually does that.

>>11370508
>sports tournaments
>presidential election coverage
>wright patterson chair force base

there are a couple of reasons

>>11370833
>there are a couple of reasons
>lists 3

I'm guessing the chair force base is the one that you're not counting?

>>11370843
a couple idiom
Definition of a couple

informal

1 : two or a few (of something)


Wright pat has a good museum and air show. Dayton is a shithole, though.

The only good thing about Ohio is leaving it. It's an ass backwards bizarro land that is stuck in 1990.

>>11370864
The conflation of "a couple" with "a few" isn't an idiom; it's bad grammar on par with mixing up "there", "they're", and "their". Unless something about the definition of "a couple" has changed in this new cuck era?

>>11368286
I swear all those big midwestern cities look the same.
Grey, dull and lifeless. Long past their golden years. Why anyone chooses to live there is beyond me.

>>11367727
>soul fusion
well there's yer problem

>>11367763
Y'all ain't even got Lebron anymore. Back into the shitter Ohio goes

>>11370903
cleveland is a major international center for specialized healthcare (cleveland clinic) and has a fuckload of major law firms. We also have a MIT/CMU safety school and a couple of major industrial companies.

aside from that, there's no reason to live there

>>11367727
>you know it's done when it sticks to the wall

>>11370160
Then don’t post the banana retard

Mike I know you are in here

my wifes son is a huge fan of Cleveland, probably because of LeBron james. he actually looks exactly like my wifes son. i just hope he is as good as a basketball player someday. we live in a majority white area, so my wifes son is already so much better than everyone else in the league so im hoping he doesnt get bored from the lack of challenge. i know my wife wants to move back to a more diverse area, but I don't want to do that because she always ends up getting jobs that make her stay out late .

>>11369758
>In before 4chin gets sued for hosting a negative review.

It's habbening

>>11373576
Did you know most women actually reject black men outright and don't even consider them a single time? They insist it's not racism, it's just personal preference, but...

>>11369758
Amy pls

>>11373576
memes aside, lebron is very much known for getting his dick up in a lot of different females. He's got kids with the baby momma but he goes after just about everything, asians in particular.

t. I knew an asian girl that worked for the cavs who was not shy about sharing the details

>>11367794
I think Sterle's is closed now. They only have party room or hall or something like that.
They used to be good, back in the day (10+ yrs ago), but then they went to shit.

I agree about Sokolowski's btw. But Slyman's does have some dandy corned beef.

>>11367947
My condolences, anon. I use to live there too, right on the Boulevard. I remember driving to Shaker Square via E93rd. Heck, I remember walking around Garfield at night. Things change fast.