/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Vegan barbeque

>>11356594
Depends. If shes a meme queen then make tendies. If shes a hipster make some kind of baked mac n cheese with bread crumbs and grilled chicken. If she actually cooks anything more sophisticated than buzzfeed recipes, you cant go wrong with steak and wine

Salad possibly with grilled chicken on top, keep it light if you want to smash

>>11356658
Good point. I don't mind bloated and gassy lovin', but she might be different.

Girls like crab legs. You should make crab legs.

>>11356822
lobster would be better

>>11356594
Gf and those i cooked for always liked citrus and other fresh, acid, even sharp tastes like raw ginger. Staple now would be some sort of meat/fish/shrimps in/with a fatty sauce plus a salad that involves the above mentioned, and some veggies. Grill vegetables and put them in a salad with garbanzo beans, add greek cheese and orange juice and ginger. Sexy, fresh food. Make a joke about how tasty it would be to suck a little fart out her ass.

Also, serve dessert with liquor. Like, make a mousse au chocolat and serve with port or orange liquor. Get her drunk, but classy.

>>11356832
I've decided I'm definitely making french hot chocolate for desert for dipping.

>>11356837
The sweet booze is the most important part. Serve smth salty/spicy plus cold white wine. Thats what women in their teens, early 20s get smashed on, so shell be back in her best self, lol.
She needs to already have a couple of whites in to really pound a full cup of liquor.
Smth like brownies/choc goes so well with sweet booze
If shes a drunk get good rum and make a non-sweet cocktail

>>11356854
Fuck yeah. I'll be sniffing her guts in no time.

>>11356613
>already 2 forms of soy in this """""""brisket"""""""""

lmao the state of veganfags

>>11356860
Jesus Christ you're not going to be murdering her are you?

>>11356830

>>11356927
Well no. I was thinking more like laying her back, splitting her legs, spreading her sticky and gooey pussy lips, and sticking my nose inside.

>>11356959
How far up there do you plan on going to be able to get a sniff of her guts?

>>11356982
My nose can probably fit an inch inside if I really push it. I'll have to manage. Pray for me.

>>11356594
Girls are as varied as boys are, anon. Try asking her what she likes to eat because you're not going to get any reliable information from a bunch of text that knows her even less than you do.

>>11356951
this makes me feel better about myself. thanks, anon.

>>11356594
chicken nuggets and french fries.

>>11356613
I've seen this pic like five times but only now did I notice the fat fucking fingers

>>11356613
>>11357125
For real, look at those trotters

>>11357062
Our thoughts and prayers are with you, anon, just keep it locked and loaded for jesus, ok?

>>11356830
>Bon appetit, wanna fuck?
My sides

Order sushi or from a good chinese restaurant. Don't cook it's gross and femmy unless you are a)handsome or b)work as a chef. If you're ugly beta and not even a sous chef, and you must cook, make something that is 'cute' for a man to make, like "waffles" or grilled carne asada. Bitches like waffles and carne asada.

>>11356854
Rape!

>take tampons
>make small hollowed out middle
>fill with vagisil
>gently rub douche liquid

You now have a very fancy meal for the vagina

>>11356594
Something Italian.
Even something as simple as spaghetti. It's romantic, filling, and easy to throw together and all Italian dishes pair well with a wine.