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11355813 No.11355813 [Reply] [Original]

People who chew with their mouths open are inhuman monsters, garbage golems not deserving of your respect or your time.

And talking with your mouth full will earn you an immediate ejection from my dinner table.

>> No.11355826

>>11355813
Correct.
And since it's an indicator of an extreme lack of training and care from their parents, they almost always have other, sometimes severe, behavioral and personality problems.
It's best to distance yourself from these people as fast as you can.

>> No.11355837

>>11355826
It's always from the parents. Open-mouth chewers always have parents who chew with their mouths open, it's disgusting.

>> No.11355842

i've only seen chinks do it

>> No.11355856

>>11355842
Asians do it all the time, they don't care about it.
But, they won't blow their nose in public. Mouth open chewing is fine, but blowing your nose is not. Imagine that.

>> No.11356036

>>11355813
sauce on the girl?

>> No.11356065

>>11356036
Googled "chewing with mouth open". Also you're a sick fuck for wanting more of that.

>> No.11356087
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11356087

>>11356036
If that's what you want, senpai.

>> No.11356182

>>11355813
Try it and I'll make you suck my dick and you better keep your mouth closed with your lips tight around my cock when you do it, bitch.

>> No.11356188

>>11356087
I was hoping for some demi glace, but this will work thank you.

>> No.11356197

>>11356065
Don't want more of it, just wondering who she was. Looks similar to someone I used to know.

>> No.11356220

>>11355856
Forgetting not to blow my sensitive nose in public and getting bullied by natives is my greatest fear when I think of going to nippon

>> No.11356282

>>11355813
does anyone actually come to your dinner table though?

>> No.11356290

>>11356282
It's a figurative table. Usually it means standing outside with pizza and paper plates.

>> No.11356310

>>11355813
What if I'm chewing and someone asks me a question I need to answer immediately? I usually cover my mouth and make my remark. Is this wrong?

What if I have sinus problems and I need to breathe?

>> No.11356319
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11356319

>>11356310
You pick up your napkin and block sight of your mouth with it. Nobody wants to see your chewed food. Cover your shame.

>> No.11356495

>>11356310
>What if I have sinus problems and I need to breathe?
You can hold your breath for five seconds.

>> No.11356533

>>11356290
lol
mouths closed please, also check out these dog turds

>> No.11356540

>>11356533
Our dogs poop around the side of the house, so we don't have to look at dog turds outside.

>> No.11357801

>>11356495
DESU I wish he'd try seven minutes or so

>> No.11357918

>>11355856
I have asian co-workers who do this in the break room. Worse - they take deep, slurpy breaths through their mouths while they smack their food. I'd rather shave my ass and sit in a bucket of draino than eat with those animals. When the pigs come to slop, I head to my office.

>> No.11357975

>>11356540
What if u go around the side

>> No.11357983

>>11357918
ive lived in several asian countries for years, what kind of asians are you talking about

>> No.11358617

>>11357983
probably the kind of asians that have their mouths open when they eat

>> No.11358628

>>11356197
Fuck off Gotye.

>> No.11358635

>>11358628
made me kek

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11358984

>>11355813
I agree.

>> No.11359197

>>11358635
Xylophone

>> No.11359202

>>11359197
you're trying too hard now :/

>> No.11359215

>>11356310
If a question requires such an immidiate response that you can't even finish chewing and swallowing your food, it's not a question suited for dinnertable conversation.

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11359237

>>11359202
Fuck off dipshit

>> No.11359327

>>11357983
Filipinos, Vietnamese and Chinese. Japanese eat quietly.

>> No.11359349

>>11359327
I should clarify: I'm talking about Filipino and Vietnamese men - the women eat with their mouths closed, although they talk with their mouths full. Chinese men and women acoustically share their food.

>> No.11359508

>>11359215
What if I have joke or come back that I need to gwt the timing for? Tf, how boring are you family dinners lol, also when theres debate about a certain a topic I want to keep the conversation flowing.

>> No.11359526

>>11359508
There shouldn't be any debates at the dinner table. Dinner is for enjoying good food with family or friends, not for arguing about politics or movies or whatever. Focus on the food, you can answer questions afterwards.

>> No.11359538

>>11359508
>What if I have joke or come back that I need to gwt the timing for?
That's entirely on you, not because the question required a response.
>Tf, how boring are you family dinners lol, also when theres debate about a certain a topic I want to keep the conversation flowing.
See >>11359526