/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I use a knife and split it down the middle. I'm not a monkey I use the proper tool.

>>11351091
Requiring a tool when your hands can normally do the job is called being handicapped

>>11351084
Yeah I open my trashcan and put the banana in

>>11351098
>throwing one of the best source of prebiotics into the trash
Are you fucking retarded?

>>11351084
Like this

>open
nigga you're doing it wrong just eat it

>>11351084
Of course.

Why does this meme exist? The only time you’re ever going to struggle to peel a banana by the stem is if it’s green, in which case it isn’t fit for human consumption.

>>11351206
This. Stem is the superior way. Monkeyfucks open at the seed, even though if you peel back from the stem it takes the seed out 100% of the time.

>>11351084
>open
What?

>>11351160
this lmao everyone knows skin of fruits contains all the antioxidants

i just eat it with the shell still on bro

>>11351084
That’s a plantain

>>11351084
>Pinch
>Peel
ezpz

>>11351223
>at the seed
what did anon mean by this?

>>11351223
That tiny little black thing is the seed? Interesting

>>11353040
I looked it up. It's not a seed.

>not sticking your finger right down the middle and splitting it into three perfectly even parts

>>11351084
Stemchad checking in, you just gotta tear it off in one graceful motion, idk why people have trouble with this.

>>11351084
wait until its ripé and slurt it out like a paste

>>11351084
I open a banana like a superior human.

I don't open a banana like an inferior stupid monkey.

>>11351206
Americans tend to eat bananas severely underripe.

I can't eat bananas anymore now that I'm allergic to them

>>11351084
>relax sphincter muscles
>lube up a little
>insert the fruit slowly and carefully
>work my anus around the banana's shape until I've gotten a nice, firm grip on the peel
>here comes the tricky part: clench and pull
>with surgical precision slide the banana out of its shell
>the snack is ready to go
>peel remains in anus and will be cleanly disposed of the next time I take a shit
>feels good, man

>>11351084
theres no (((correct))) way to open a banana, fruits are a breeding mechanism evolved by plants so that dumbass animals would spread their seeds for them
you fucking idiots, stop playing into their game

>>11354392
>>11354400
He spread the seed with his ass.

I usually just ask the maid to peel it for me, after all, thats her job.

>>11354400
How can banana reproduce when it doesn't have any seeds?

>>11354487
Cloning

>>11351084
Instincts have always told me NOT to eat fake bananas. You eat fake bananas you might get monkey brains.
You
You
You

>>11354487
They phone their frens for help.

>>11354550
oga boga thanks for call fren

>>11354596
No problem, ogga booger fren. Want to play Soul Calibur II? I know you like those bully games.

>>11354618
sorry fren someone else will use village computer now

>>11354632
It's okay, fren. You, me, and all your villigable frens will play together very soon. I'm taking us all out to mummy's house in the sky. Nighty-night, my fren.

>>11351084
Ask TJ Kirk, he should definitely know a thing or two about bananas

>>11354637
Shut up cracka