/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11353922
>vegan comedy

>>11353922
It's not Halloween yet

>celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day. It begins the three-day observance of Allhallowtide

Over 2 weeks to go retard :)

>format usb
hehe nothing is personnel child

>>11353922
Lmao perfect way to turn them against vegans forever.

>>11353929
*unzips file*

I wouldn't mind a 1TB flash drive

>sickly looking weirdo hands me flash drive
Oooh, I'll run right home and plug that in

>>11353922
nobody in their right mind would stick a foreign usb device in their computer. wtf is this. ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>11354026
Plug it in at work, preferably on the computer of someone you hate.

>>11354026
You realize you're not in /g/, right?

>>11354037
i'd much rather stick it so far up your ass that mt. everest will seem as low a a hooker's tooth in the gutter

>>11353922
Reading the Bible made me atheist.
Viewing vegan propaganda that is crazier than a Levite, confirmed me as omnivore.

>>11354043
Lel, you're supposed to cycle off the roids once in a while, dude

>>11354037
so you'd end up making your coworker healthier... wow you're such fucking menace.

>>11354058
fuck off slag

>>11354026
You severely underestimate the stupidity of the average person regarding tech.

>>11354064
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, faggot

>>11354072
i fuck men? and? you risk nothing putting your dick in women. the average gay man's anus has strength comparable to the jaws of a amazonian python. my dick has faced obstacles you can only wet dream of.

>>11353922
>free 1TB USB flash drive

That's like $450.

>>11354026
I would
you can't help being curious what if it's the answers to the mysteries of the universe on it

>>11354098
>it's actually a sub-GB flashdrive with a download link

>>11353922
>plugging in a random usb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pP8TLwO_Ks

>>11354110
*explodes ur motherboard*

>>11353922
>Deletes homosex propaganda
>Makes a little portable server
>Now we can play Halo:CE and CS1.6 on our middle school computers with a USB thats disguised as candy in my lunch pail
Nothin personel.... maam

>>11353922
>not putting the entirety of Seinfeld on the USBs

Its wierd, if anyone else gave kids a terrabyte of gore on halloween itd be funny but for some reason a vegan doing it just sounds sad, like an old jewish man alone at the chinese place on Christmas

>>11353922
>saves the children

>>11353922
can anyone in this thread explain what jesus freaks have against halloween? I heard this the other day, some coworkers commenting that their intense religious upbringing never allowed them to explore halloween, and I'm confused as to what gets the bible beaters all hot and bothered about candy and costumes.

>>11354026
Plug it into a backup computer while running a shitty live distro

Take it apart or run it under an x-ray machine to see what's in it

Most likely if it is bad, it's just malware or something specifically aimed at windows or maybe chromebooks (if illicit software exists for those)

Much less likely, it is a device designed to destroy your USB port and/or computer, using an electric shock. But that's pretty unlikely, and even if it is, you can check pretty easily by opening the device.

>>11354992
It's a straight pagan holiday, which makes them butthurt. Christmas is also a straight pagan holiday, incidentally, but don't tell them that.

>No you don't understand it's celebrating the birth of christ the fact that Christ was born on this already present pagan holiday and we celebrate his birth in near the exact same way as said pagan holiday is just a coincidence.
Basically the church was trying to blanket get rid of pagans, and the easiest way to do that was to just tell them they we're celebrating the birth of Christ now while they did the exact same shit they always did.

>>11355108
I knew about Christmas and Easter, so Halloween isn't Christian so they don't like it. Got it.

>>11355108
>Basically the church was trying to blanket get rid of pagans, and the easiest way to do that was to just tell them they we're celebrating the birth of Christ now while they did the exact same shit they always did.
This. Much easier to baptize holidays than convince people to stop celebrating them. Whatever your locals god's celebration was is now the feast of saint so and so.

>>11354026
Salting parking lots has been an attack vector for a while. Humans are the easiest attack surface for damn near everything.

>>11354949
this always activates my almonds.what a cunt

>>11353922
Candy isnt vegan?

>>11354026
The curiosity would win.

>>11355226
apparently fish isn't vegan either there's no point questioning it they have no consistent rules or logic

>>11355226
Do you have any idea how chocolate is made you dunce

>>11354056
>i read propaganda instead of research
Explains why you’re such a smug retafd

>>11355255
yeah right? how the fuck is something like beef not vegan?

>>11355266
Because beef is meat and vegans dont eat meat you idjit

>not eating meat and not getting colon cancer is bad
carnitards never change

>>11355266
It is. I've been vegan for years and I still eat beef.

>>11353922
Fuck man where is this house? Free 1tb USBs and all I have to do is delete the shit on there? Sending all the neighbourhood kids there and swapping them a full sized mars bar for that shit

>>11355257
I'm not an expert on it or anything but I'm pretty sure you just harvest the chocolate fruit and melt it into whatever shape is needed for your candy. How is that not vegan?

>>11354026
Thats ecactly how the USA/Israel cyber warfare operates. They infected a bunch of industrial equipment in Iran with STUXnet by just leaving usbs around and waiting for someone to plug them into their work computer

>>11355287
Human engineering is often the easiest part of any hack.

>>11355284
Because you add sugar and the carnitoids at Mars use charcoal bones to filter that sugar into a usable state god I hate you carnists so goddamn much

>>11355004
A usb designed to destroy your port is extremely likely. BadUSBs are easy to make and cheap to buy

>>11354026
Id stick it in hoping to find CP desu ne

>>11355289
For having superior logistics?

>>11355274
>nobody in my extended family has ever suffered from colon cancer or cardiovascular disease
>they all eat meat
must suck to have shit genetics

I shame my uncle who has colon cancer. I point at his stomach
>so were those burgers worth having to shit into a bag?

>>11355287
>a bunch of industrial equipment in Iran
Wasn't it uranium centrifuges specifically?

>>11355453
>how to get disowned by being a cunt about shit that doesn't matter

>>11355465
>get disowned
I don't need any handouts and shaming carnitards publicaly is so much fun

>>11355483
>carnitards
Why are liberals so bad at name calling?