/ck/ - Food & Cooking

caring about how other people eat their food

>>11351599
>eating american food

gonna be a yikes from me

>>11351599
I got bigger problems to worry about, like the state of the planet.

>>11351610
>hurr durr don’t talk about food and eating on a cooking board

>>11351599
*glob glob glob glob*
more foodies means more glob globs

>>11351644
It's food and cooking on a eating board, s'il vous plait.

>>11351599
Eat the fries first because they taste like garbage once they've grown cold. Burger is still great after it's cold. So you eat the first first so get them hot then the burger. Fucking nimrod.

>>11351685
Yeah if I go through a drive through it sucks because I have to eat the fries while I'm driving home otherwise they'll be soggy, cold mushy piles of grease so I don't get to eat the fries with the burger. I hate that shit.

>>11351599
should be
>fries
>fries
>burger
>fries
>burger
>fries
>burger
>finish fries
>finish burger
fries double if that shit is shared btw

>>11351602
fpbp

>>11351599
>eating all the fries before even touching your burger

kys fat burger swine

>>11351685
Even if you do eat that slowly, you're better off taking the opportunity to eat some of each while everything's still hot. You certainly shouldn't be favoring a throwaway side while letting the centerpiece degrade.

>>11351599
Laying the fries parallel and ordered by size descending. Then counting them.

>>11351599
>Is there anything more autistic than eating all the fries before even touching your burger?

>they know

I do this. If there is salad, that goes first, then the starch then the protein unless it's a stir fry, then I just design bites. I also eat my food in the same order once I've had it the first time. I also dont bite into my chicken, I disassemble each piece, saving the best ones segments for last. But didnt feel so bad when I learned others before had even named them like the "oysters".

>>11351610
Tell me about it, brother. The state of this planet is so fucked up right now. I mean this planet is so fucked we got autists who eat all the fucking fries BEFORE they even touch their burger. What a sorry state for a planet.

>>11351610
You realize where you are, right?

>>11351599
I do this, but in doing so I think of the fries as a sort of 'appetizer', I'll eat about 3/4ths of them, then eat the entire burger, then eat the remaining 1/4th of my fries as a sort of 'good job', as a sort of reward to myself.

>>11351602
Fpbp

>>11351610
Mfw the state of the planet is encapsulated in how I approach my burger and fries

>>11351599
No one does that

Yeah I do that

>>11351599
I did that when I was a child but now I do the opposite. Immediately start in on the burger and then pick at however many fries I have room left for.

>>11351599