/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11348362
I don't get it

>>11348362
fucken lost. that's some funny shit right there, anon.

>Turn based RPG series
>New games have generic action based combat

>>11348362
took me a while to get it

>>11348405
Huh?

>>11348488
Why do cu/ck/s post "Huh?" in every thread?

all they get is bread and water?

its an asian eating bread only

>>11348362
I don't get it either

>>11348362
I wouldn't have thought this image would be such a brainlet litmus test

>>11348362
Does he not like crust?

>>11348362
>1.15
lmao

>>11348362
There's something really unsettling about this picture.

someone pls explain

>>11348830
Haha very funny hahah epic Fortnite meme Litmus balls, u totally got me brother!! phew!! What a riot

>>11349336
based retard

saving this thread

roasting in epic bread

>>11349401
>flag in the background
>"coincidence"

>>11349453
>okcupid
He must be really Randy, heh

>>11349406
Got me

>>11348362
crust is gone because he only had $1? I'm really not making sense of this. is it a troll?

>>11349474
i thought the joke was that it was the entire meal
there's literally nothing but bread

>>11349489
reddit but funny

>>11349504

>>11349519
Those oranges look fucking delicious

>>11349483

>>11348362
Is this loss?

>>11349519
that's so fucking sad. it's like he's trying to pretend everything is okay and the world hasn't gone to shit around him

>>11349554
>like, who the fuck needs that much mayonna-
>oh right

>>11348492
Pardon?

>>11349415
I almost suffocated, faggot.

>>11349573
>not the gif
just...

>>11349445
Fuck I hate people who try to ice hot cakes

>>11349453
I bet he's a fungi anyway.

>>11349474
>>11349491
I thought the joke was that he bought a loaf of bread and is pretending as though he baked it himself via presentation.

>you walk into your kitchen
>see this
>what to do?

>>11349614
yall niggas wanna buy some oxidized fruit

>>11349636
I smell her feet haha

>>11349630
does cutting off all the first imply you baked it yourself? Is this a canadian thing

>>11349641
lol, they are made of fruits, not metal

*blocks your arteries

>>11349440
>not the murder kitchen wallpaper one

>>11349646
Beats me. It's a very vague comic that could be interpreted so many ways. Who knows.

THE JOKE'S ABOUT HOW THE MAN WANTED TO BUY BREAD SO HE BOUGHT BREAD AND ONLY BREAD WHEREAS WOMEN WOULD BUY A TON OF OTHER THINGS AS WELL

>>11348362
The asian people make me think this is some foreign language book and the explanation is cut off. Like it's teaching 'will buy' vs 'buying' vs 'bought' or something.

>/ck Tools

>>11348907
What

>>11349501
woahhhhhhh deep web classic

>>11349566
Fuck. This hit home.

>>11348362
is the joke that the purchaser of the bread has haggled down the price by 0.15 cents?

>>11349870
No, he bought bread with smallpox.

>>11349424
Every time I see this I'm reminded of that one anon who bought a $200 box of soylent on Amazon so he could memepost pics of himself using a plumber's wrench to open a bottle. I'm still disappointed I never saved it.

It's my understanding that this comic is satirizing the frugality of Asians, possibly referencing the old schoolyard rhyme of
>chink chink chinaman
>sittin' on a fence
>tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
It appears he was outraged by $1.15 for a loaf of sliced bread, so he saved $0.15 by purchasing an unsliced loaf.

>>11349874
the meat king would kick the shit out of salad bitch

>>11349928
I dunno, he has pretty soft joints.

>>11349920
Makes sense.

>>11349707
That makes no sense.

>>11350018
ha

>>11349422
Wow, this is cringe.

>>11350018
looks like iceberg lettuce to me

>>11350056
I don't get it.

>>11350028
Would have been funnier without the protractor

>>11348362
Who leaves their kid outside when they get groceries?

>>11350063
that's unfortunate

>>11350002
>baguette inside the baguette bag
baked and breadpilled

Is it a rice-loaf? I didn't laugh or lose in this thread.

>>11350090
OMG you're so clever and witty xD
kill yourself

>>11350067
How do you measure then?

>>11349608
why is that goddamned lamb so fucking smug

i swear to god

>>11350106
I'd eat that if you know what I mean ;^)

>>11349501
This (I assume it's the same stuff, corn infected with a certain fungus) was actually mentioned in a documentary I watched some time ago. While corn by itself doesn't have a complete amino acid profile, the fungus completes it and thus the infected corn has better nutritional value.

>>11349564
This is a confirmed shoop. No one is that incompetent at making donuts.

>>11350117
>DAMEE SEMPAI

>>11349621
>herring soup
>not herring pictured
Ok

>>11349610
you need to push the bagel button

>>11349504
based

>>11349604
God I wish that were me

>>11350023
>cringe
>>>/r/eddit

>>11348362
The joke is that he only bought bread because he’s going to cook his dog. Because he’s Asian.

>>11350085
Don't use pepsi. Use Root Beer. Fucking godlike drink guaranteed.

>>11349874
That's literally just Guy Fieri.

>>11348362
Got it, pretty funny.

>>11349920
You just made up all of that.

>>11348405
He bought the bread. 2deep4u

>>11349870
>0.15 cents

>>11350018
ok, that one is subtle.

Best served in March I guess.

>>11350085
Dude's drinking pepsi out of a coke glass, the absolute madman!

>>11349636
shimapan best pan

>>11349649
kek, everything oxidize in oxygen

>>11349874
Fierri mode looks so much better than greenfag on the right, this pic makes healthy food look gay

>>11349604
I'm surprised he isn't getting punched in that picture.

>>11349920
>It's my understanding that this comic is satirizing the frugality of Asians,
Mine as well.

>possibly referencing the old schoolyard rhyme of
>>chink chink chinaman
>>sittin' on a fence
>>tryin' to make a dollar out of fifteen cents
Never heard that one, but it's an interesting theory.

>It appears he was outraged by $1.15 for a loaf of sliced bread, so he saved $0.15 by purchasing an unsliced loaf.
I took the joke to be that the bread was for dinner (and his kid's reaction to it) and that the mention of the price was to underline just how "frugal" he was.

>>11350079
Mark works for Arby's now? Makes enough sense, the fat bastard,

>>11349582
You make fun of Bane knowing you're going to have to face him one day? Dipshit

>>11349489
reddit but funny

>>11349424

>>11349582
>>11350087
>not "You're a big pie"
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

>>11350399
>punching your local beer fairy
good luck getting any good beer for awhile

>>11349874
>str vs dex

>>11350520
First thing in this thread that actually made me laugh.

>>11350117
What a bunch of subhumans

>>11349489
Read it, but funny

>>11350117
That shits just cruel

>>11350102
Because it knows the pain is almost at the end. And also hard not to be smug being that tasty.

>>11350580
it's not alive. It's pretty cool effect actually. squids/octopi are one of the most interesting species around.

>>11349599
It'd still be shit even if they waited, there is clearly a lot more going on with the top than just plopping a but of icing on the muffins.

>>11350623
>squids/octopodes
>one species

>>11350623
>octopi

>>11350660
groups of species. whatever. they are all quite interesting. Sorry I falsely assumed your ability to comprehend intent.

>>11349501
protip: do not google image search "infected corn"

>>11350672
You should have said some of the most interesting species then.

Pic related, it's an octopus according to you

>>11350663
What’s the plural of octopus?

>>11350691
octopodes or octopuses

>>11350691
Octopuses if you're normal.
Octopodes if you're a pretentious twat.
Octopi if you aspire to be a pretentious twat but have a learning disability.
It's borrowed from Greek not Latin.

>>11350002
Is this loss?

>>11350078
But how does he get out?

>>11350102
>why is that goddamned lamb so fucking smug
Because you can't see what it's doing to Ramsey's neck.

>>11350078
How does he get out?

>>11350707
He can probably just step over them.

>>11350698
>Correct English is pretentious.
Are you American?

>>11349608
Sauce?

>>11350685
by what you imply of your understanding, that would be squid and / or octopus. if you want to nitpick at least do it properly.

>>11350727
>there are only two people posting in this thread

>>11349491
I think it’s a joke on how Asians think Americans eat nothing but bread, sort of like rice in their culture. So they are featuring bread like they normally would rice, and it looks silly

>>11350716
But he's standing up.

>>11350387
*blocks your path*

>>11350718
It's correct Greek, my self-loathing American chum. Correct English is slapping -es onto the end of the singular form.

>>11350761
If they think I'll bother learning those bullshit pronouns they have another thing coming.

>>11350763
>It's correct Greek
So? Nobody in the US speaks Latin.

>>11349415
This might have actually been funny 15 years ago

>>11350716
oh

>>11349599
>Fuck I hate people who try to ice hot cakes
Anon those are cookies. He's called the Cookie Monster, not the Hot Cake Monster

>>11349614
Mmmmm, flies

>>11349623
This but unironically

>>11350719
Mint jelly.

>>11350097
Cringe and bluepilled

>>11350018
This image is psudeointellectual bait :(

>>11350085
Milpsi is unironically pretty good as long as you drink it fast enough that it doesn't get chunky

>>11350843
The true intellectual has logged on

>>11350829
anon those are cupcakes with cookies wedge into the icing on top

>>11349478
based /tg/

>>11350882

McDouble medium with an Oreo McFlurry and a McChicken - NO MAYO

>>11350886
Is that Shoenice

>>11350698
Wow, not only did you misuse the word pretentious, you did it twice. Don't worry though, every retard on this board does that.

>>11348492
Just report it. It's some annoying faggot

>>11350774
lol

>>11350927
Huh?

>>11349467
haha lost

>>11350924
You managed to misuse three words in two sentences there, champ.

>>11349483
isn't that a rooster, tho

>>11350939
Thanks you college faggot, congrats for finally using your shit degree

>>11350946
It's a nonbinary rooster presenting chicken

>>11350830
bees actually

>>11350106
God I wish that was me

>>11350908
It's the state flag of Arizona.
Shoe some respect.

>>11350969
>furfags in government

got any cursed food to share?

>>11351001
although I guess this is actually blessed

>>11349519
i just know the final boss is up ahead

>>11349519
If you only knew how bad things really are

>>11351001
He cute

>>11351001
this why no1 likes ypipo

>>11350882

>>11348492
I'm sorry?

>>11350462
>who's

fuck's sake

>>11349519
Poor dude. I'd buy the fuck out of those fruit if I could.

>>11349501
I used to love Don't eat it Steve until I realized that the guy later went on to write for the Big Bang theory and co-created Young Sheldon

How the mighty have fallen

>>11350523

actually lol'ed at this

>>11349874
I choose the shitlord.

>>11350691
Octopussy

>>11348362
I always thought this comic was taken out of anenglish book from some chinese school

>>11350462
raided by /r/le_donald and/or /pol/eddit NPCs I guess
lol

>>11349424
I dont get this, these bottles are not hard to open an I’m some shmuck that eats junk food all day and never works out

>>11351066
>giving the mods and I

>>11350962
wasps actually

goddamn retard

>>11351144
bears actually, stupid brainlet

>>11348362
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your 1 rep max

>>11351059
>not Ketmeat

>>11350069
People who love their fellow humans.

This is the worst /ck/ humor thread I've ever been in

>>11351422
Let's see your hot bangers bucko

>>11349534
I've actually seen someone in a coffee shop reading that.

>>11350741

>>11348492
It's a natural response to shit threads

>>11350738
I thought it was referencing he actually paid for it and didn't steal it/use food stamps.

>>11349437
>Mayonnaise
why.

>>11350097
Lay off the idubbz kiddo

>>11349636
Kick her out for wasting electricity and ruining food.

>>11349415
I mean its a decent shop at least. You'd think he'd have gone with a spoon, though, considering its soup.

>>11349478
Oh no he's brought together the five Chaos Dews

The Mountain is now his

>>11350685
>>
that looks pretty tasty

>>11350946
No. Hens have combs and waddles too, just smaller.

>>11349467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC3pGcRHeQ0

>>11351356
"mett" is meat in german
germans love their raw, ground meat

>>11349554
>Contains: EGG

>>11350102
Gordon Ramsey only uses the smuggest of corpses to sling around his neck.

>>11350078
Peace was never an option

>>11349576
Heehee, that makes him 20% sandwich!

>>11351890
>"mett" is meat in german
No it isn't.

>>11349561
am I the only one upset about the fact those are clementine slices?

>>11351915
Those are manadarin slices

>>11351890
"Mett" is the Norwegian word for "full" (as opposed to hungry, not as opposed to empty), but that's the closest you can get for a pun.

>>11350685
every time I have squid it manages to disappoint to the point where I'll try it again sometime later thinking "this time it'll be good".
It never is. I think I should stop trying.

>>11349621
>herring soup
>looks like pike
>julienned sauteed worms
>clearly sliced transversally
>toasted bread
>clearly bannock

>>11351924
very good. and now look up what a clementine is.

>>11351965
I've had good calamari but never tried whole squid or filets

>>11350121
Obviously. The joke is vagina donut haha.

>11350033

>>11348362
I get it

>>11349406
FUCK

>>11351890
Mett is ground pork but it's not the German word for meat.

>>11349478
PAY

>>11350774

>>11351786
for crafty candle salad

>>11351971
An orange

>>11351965
>go to galicia
>eat pulpo a feira
>???
>profit!

>>11349614
I'd take the one with the most bees, it clearly has the most sugar

>>11350820
I remember that bread.

>>11349569
Is that Thad

>>11352590
It doesn't appear to be jail so no

>>11352597
Thad got out the other day, mate.

>>11352617
>Mad Thad is free
Hide your waifus

>>11351379
Because he's going to get passed around? Gross

>>11350078
i really really really like this image

>>11349519
How much for the concrete rocks?

>>11349576
Oldie but a goodie

>>11352664
You're not allowed to save it.

>>11350462
>heh heh heh it's a good thing
Reddit fags really have no self awareness

>>11350969

i fucking hate my state

>>11352727
>the absolute state of your state

>>11349448
Hey kick rocks ya hoser we don't ruin nothing

>>11352035
What are you on about, weeb?

>>11349614
What kind of third world shithole has fruit out in the open like that for wasps and flies and shit to crawl all over.

>>11349604
Good I wish that were me.

>>11352622
It's fine, I'm sure he's never allowed to touch a computer again

>>11350843

>>11350719
Subtle Kek

>>11350774

someone cap this

>>11352060
that nutella looks a little spoiled

>>11349417
Nigger tier

>>11353506
Puddi puddi?

>>11350774
Goddamnit.

>>11353534
I'm gonna puddi puddi your ass you fucking nigga!

>>11350820
why does bagel hitler look so sad

>>11353656
>why did you make me do this
>I just wanted to be a painter

>>11353319
Kill yourself

>>11350774
based

>>11349415
Ork, ork, ork. Soep eet je met een...

>>11351911
"Mett" is ground pork, just to clarify.

It is usually served with onion, as "Zwiebelmett". It is actually pretty good.

>>11349675
That's wot I was finkin. Got your back tho friendo!

>>11351277
Kek'd bretty gud

>>11349719
I thought the joke was paying more than $1 for a loaf of bread.