/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Our protein tonight is last night's steak diced up finey fine fine.

Next we dice up perhaps the two most important ingredients, garlic and ginger, and lots of it.

Then whatever veggies you happen to have. I had green onion, red bell pepper, carrot, and celery.

Time to fire up the heat dragon, because some idiots here believe that only open flame can heat a wok properly. Tonight we placate the pleebs.

Saute the garlic and ginger for 30 seconds. Add the meat and cook for another minute. Ad the veggies and stir fry until they are tender. Keep them moving over high heat and they should soften in a minute or two. Add cold rice and keep stirring, breaking up the clumps. When everything is loose and smelling good, add enough good soy sauce to moisten everything. Mix well and slap a cover on it and let it cook for 1 minute more.

The finished result should resemble.....wait for it, fried rice!

Garnish as you desire. I added sliced green onions and some Grandma Sauce.

>>11349512
>whatever veggies you happen to have
That's where you fucked up. Looks like shit btw dont make another thread

>>11349594
>dont make another thread
seconded
namefags should leave

>>11349594

Suck it, bitch. It is entirely appropriate to use whatever you have available when making fried rice.

>>11349601

Is this better, really?

Its fine, what are these faggots saying

>>11349594
>>11349601

I don't care that he comes across as an asshole, no one else other than cat dude posts anything even resembling OC. Or naked girlfriends. I can't do either, but I still come here.

>>11349477

Fuck the haters. Keep posting OC. There was a time when this board was nothing but OC. No Jack threads. No McD's "for me it's..." threads. Just mostly awful, but sometimes brilliant, OC threads. Keep doing what your doing, and post the naked gf more.

>>11349572
Where's the egg?

>>11349722

Oh, yes! I stirred in two eggs at the end, which my gf says is wrong. I was supposed to fry them in oil at the start and then chop them up. My bad.

>>11349722
EGG????!?

1. It's true that 4chan is losing a lot of OC across the board, and there's a lot less name/tripfagging going on. We do need more OC.

2. Despite premise 1, the OP's content can hardly be considered an OC worthy of a namefagging post. There are very plenty of interesting, high quality, legit cooking videos on Instagram and YouTube that have a lot more to offer than you.

3. You even said it in the subject line, "idgaf." You obviously don't care about posting quality content.

4. Yes, I do realize that this board has a lot of garbage threads. That doesn't excuse your lack luster content.

5. There's nothing interesting or picture worthy about your fried rice. It's more interesting for an anon to post a critique thread on their steak sear from a cast iron pan he bought with /ck/'s pro advice.

6. Therefore, you should save your time and energy next time and just eat your fried rice without taking pictures.

8. " I thought this is a cooking board." Well yes, I personally come here for cooking banter, casual discussion about the profession, and sharing advice for people who ask.

>>11350304

Cont.

7. I just read your other post about "how come everybody doesn't stir fry"

Let me just say that you have no authority to teach people to "stir fry." You have no experience in Chinese cuisine.

I'm professionally a Japanese cook, but we all know how be to cook basic Chinese cuisine. I personally own 3 carbon steel wok's and 1 flat wok for induction. I know what I'm talking about.

You will never achieve a "stir fry" with your set up. There's too much heat dissipation from your wok, and not enough heat.

Do you know what's "wok hei"? Of course you don't. I can tell because you season your fried rice with soy sauce instead of salt. You don't even add eggs in your fried rice.

So the least you can do is to stop lecturing other people about how to "stir fry" when youre not even a professional cook. Take some advice from other anons, and use a less confrontational language.

>>11349477
Didn't you just made a stir fry thread yesterday? God damn yellow fever ppl are such attention whores

>>11349711
Ok. She loves whatever I cook for her even if I fail the dish. Like a recycle bin

>>11349572
what happened to the soysauce?

>>11350345

God damn man, get her a soup spoon. You're in China right?

>>11350352
What does my name say?

>>11350345
Thx for the OC again, but I have a question. Does your gf always eat nude?

>>11350304
fuck off back to re.ddit you gay nigger. nobody cares about a damn word you said.

>>11349572
nasty
that's a damn yikes from me

>>11350496
Trip back on yellow fever man

>>11350486

We spend the majority of our time indoors nude. That's just how we roll.

>>11350498

Then I'm sure there is a Panda Express somewhere close to you. Enjoy.

>>11350304
>>11350331

I obviously triggered you enough to write a wall of text.

I consider that a job well done.

>>11351264

I was trying to give you an honest opinion. If you were 'trolling,' then you admit that your posts have no real culinary merit. And that is kinda sad, "Whuan Traveller."

where's the msg

>>11351337
>your posts have no real culinary merit

Where do you think you are? Thanks op for triggering this weeb

>>11349572
Cool thread, just needs some stick figures.

Your rice doesnt look that good and you dont cover woks of fried rice, ever.

Isn't OP the guy with the chinkwife, post more pics of her

>>11350368
Pls kys quick
As in, soon

>>11351234
Shut up and Post more of your pet

>>11351530

I'm living the dream, bro. Getting laid and getting paid. You don't like it, you can kma.

>>11351549

Only in my /b/ threads.

>>11351388

If you are using your pic as an example, you have a lot to learn.

>>11351635
Link them

>>11351640
Its nasi goreng, what did you think it is, chink fried rice?

>>11351388
how u maek tomutu rike????
for real though, i wanna know

>>11351337

I'm not looking to teach a Master Class in food engineering here. I post what I post simply because /ck/ needs OC, regardless of quality.

And because it gives you niggers something to bitch about.

You're welcome.

>>11351693
See:
>>11351683

>>11351388
Looks good to me. I love kimchi fried rice. Looks better than OPs garbage