/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11348082
>you don’t owe me anything bro. Just get me back next time

>>11348082
go for it, bro.
>hoy por ti
>mañana por mi

I suppose thats the rental cost of having a bro.

>>11348108
>a friend will bail you out of jail
>a bro will be in jail with you

>>11348082
kill him

>>11348082
When going over my expense report my company saw I tipped 20% for lunch one afternoon. Lunch was $15, the tip was $3. They told me that is too much "because I wouldn't do that with my money". Heck yeah I do. I just took the better part of an hour of my servers time. The least I could do is leave $3. It's $3 for crying out loud, but rules are rules. However my company is fairly generous allowing me $75 a day to spend on food, which I never do and that's about to change. For lunch today instead of my usual salad or sandwich, I went for the lobster grilled cheese. And of course upgrades my regular fries to the duck fat fries. Enjoy "saving" that 5% for the rest of my travel meal expenses.

>>11348095
>Macpoulet
those french cunts shouldn't be allowed to have this word. Make them say "mcchicken" like the rest of us.

>>11348146
>$3 for an hour

You are paying her less than minimum, not even a living wage you mound of shit.kys

>>11348082
Glass them

>>11348146
What kind of job pays for your food and how do i get this job

I'll be waiting with a pair of pruning shears.

After the bleeding stops, you'll be buying me some more fries

A blowjob, bitch. Let's see what else that mouth can do other than eat other people's food.

>>11348169
boohoo, get a fucking job

>>11348095
Mckill yourselves for this thread.

>>11348082
Bite his hand

>>11348082
*unzips*

>>11348343
underrated

>>11348176
Most likely a job that has you traveling a lot so a salesperson is the most likely one.

So be prepared to stay away from the internet and lots of home comforts for the sake of work

>>11348082

>>11348082
>Not knowing about Chip Tax
If you order chips or open a bag of potato chips everyone in the vicinity is entitled to one. Just the way it's always been.

>>11349260
>calls fries chips
>called chips chips
What are you?

>>11349271
The same thing 90% of this site are

God I hate Australians so much.

>>11349420
At least they usually stick to their designated shitposting hours. This >>11349414 guy actually believes that 90% of the site is 'strayan he's so used to only being here during the dark 'straya hours.

>>11349425
Most of the Americans on 4chan are Aussies on smoko/lunch break pretending to be Yanks on our phones

>>11348095
You owe me one blowjob, just like the last time. Watch the teeth this time though.

>>11348082
i shove my shopping cart at him really hard in an attempt to break his legs

>>11348082
12.99 plus tax plus tip

>>11348082
Everything

*shitposts in your tasmanian goon distilling board*
nothin personel, yanks

>>11348082

Sorry, I don't know you. Please stop touching my food.

My friends aren't retarded enough to ask for a balance after stealing a frie, plus I'm polite so I offer.

>>11348115

>>11350597
we live in a society

>>11348082
PUT..IT..BACK..