/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Mcdouble is better. Also at least locally mcdoubles are $2.09 but a bacon mcdouble is $2.00 aint that some bullshit? I always order bacon mcdoubles with no bacon

>>11344441
Foe me it's the Double QP with cheese

>>11344453
based frugal anon

>>11344472
Something about the one on the left would make me worship her asshole and whatever treats she fed me from it

>>11344441
they're bad, at least the chicken sandwiches are decent

when you haven't eaten one for a couple years a double cheeseburger is something amazing, but then you have a second one and wonder what the fuck you were so hyped about

>>11344503
Please tell me this is a hung transsexual?!

>>11344513

wtvr gndr u wnt bby

>>11344441
I feel like McDonalds used to have some wizard food scientists and there was a point where they'd essentially perfected the fast food cheeseburger (insofar as we're talking about the category of burgers which are small, simple and cheap).

But I'm not sure what happened since then. It might just be because we have so much more variety available than we did ten or twenty years ago, or maybe their standards slipped, or maybe something changed when they decided to make a show of being healthier. idk.
They just don't seem to stack up to their former selves, and maybe they think they already nailed it and don't need to go back to the drawing board, but I wish they would.

Then again maybe that's what they've been doing with all their new shit and don't want to touch the original burgers because it would make dedicated oldschool fatties mad if they fucked with it.

>>11344441
It's great.
I love how McDonald's always gets the cheese "tongue" perfect.
Sometimes I do op for the original hamburger though, just to spice up the bash a little.

>>11344566
Imagine the smell of her under-boob cheeses

>>11344580
It's called American Cheese, retard

>>11344441
I finally found a McDonalds that doesn't call me "Doughboy", but the drawback is that it's 45 minutes away and they get my orders wrong and burn my food.

>>11344665
Here's the closeup

>>11344668
And here is the photo of me at my workplace last week

>>11344668
I usually toast my buns to that at home, so I wouldn't be too upset myself.

>>11344555
Their cheese is real fucking good, I'll admit. At least when their staff put it on top of the fucking food instead of intentionally misaligning it in some kind of vague lame protest of their awful lives.
McDonalds could be doing some real good in this world if they used their powers for mankind

>>11344665
>>11344668
This takes more time and effort than just doing it the normal way and normally they just want you fucking gone if they hate you, although I guess that's a valid move since you're forced to sit waiting for it and maybe back-of-house hates front-of-house and want you to eyeball them.

I wanna say that /ck/ has been really flooded with anti-mcdonalds propaganda lately, because it feels that way, but I don't understand the endgame enough I guess. It doesn't feel organic but I don't understand it.

I legitimately don't care, I just think it's weird and I don't believe half of these posts. It's not that America isn't big enough for them all to be real, but I also find it hard to believe anyone cares enough for there to be the kind of dedicated aggressive posting we've been seeing.

>>11344699
Please tell me this is fake. It looks like the next Doctor Who tried to take on a large mammal with a cocktail pick.

>>11344887
a lot of matadors die in their work. It's dangerous

>>11344898
is getting fucked to death by a bull really "work" though

i know 80% of the posts on /b/ are by CIA contractors at this point but it seems like a popular option if they are to be believed

>>11344878
>I wanna say that /ck/ has been really flooded with anti-mcdonalds propaganda lately, because it feels that way, but I don't understand the endgame enough I guess. It doesn't feel organic but I don't understand it.
>I legitimately don't care, I just think it's weird and I don't believe half of these posts. It's not that America isn't big enough for them all to be real, but I also find it hard to believe anyone cares enough for there to be the kind of dedicated aggressive posting we've been seeing.

>>11344919
People do it mostly for tradition, fame and very basic "I got balls" swagger

>>11344485
It’s called mental illness anon

>>11344933
at least this guy had fun

>>11344441

When they're made well they're amazing, unfortunately thry are SELDOM made well.

>>11344715
I don't mind the buns being toasted but they were basically charcoal. It just didn't taste good and it made me depressed.
>>11344878
>This takes more time and effort than just doing it the normal way and normally they just want you fucking gone if they hate you, although I guess that's a valid move since you're forced to sit waiting for it and maybe back-of-house hates front-of-house and want you to eyeball them.
I've had to go back to this McDonalds 3 times in one day yesterday to get my order right so they might actually hate me like the people at the other McDonalds do. I don't know what you really mean by the rest of your post. I've been posting about McDonalds because I've had a lot of issues with two locations. I love McDonalds, thats why I eat there so often. Growing up we had a tradition where we'd eat McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner on Mondays and I've been trying to continue the tradition because it gives me a sense of consistency and normalcy in my life which has not been good lately. I just want to find a McDonalds where I'm not called names or punished for trying to get my correct order after it was wrong. I finally got the courage to call McDonalds corporate again and they listened to me for a hour and a half. I was humbled by their generosity when they offered me 60 days worth of McDonalds meal vouchers for my troubles. They said they should be in the mail on their way and that was the first time I broke down into tears of joy rather than sadness in 2 whole weeks. The only reason I posted the burnt burger buns was because I didn't want to make a new thread about it when this one was already up and this thread made me crave a McDouble so I was still thinking about it.

>>11344933
>>11344967
maybe it's only the weak who get pruned by the mighty god Apis though, and the survivors deserve 100% of the puss they get

>>11344930
imagine living in the current year of MMXVIII and not realising that 90% of our discussion platforms are propaganda

reminder that when Reddit put out a stats post, the "most addicted city" was Elgin Air Force base

reminder that USAID secretly funded an ENTIRE social media platform in order to politically manipulate people, and in December 2012 it became legal for them to use those same tools on the entire internet indisciminately
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZunZuneo
>Contractors funded by USAID "set up a byzantine system of front companies using a Cayman Islands bank account, and recruit[ed] unsuspecting executives who would not be told of the company's ties to the U.S. government,"

ps modern tinfoil is actually made of aluminium and doesn't block radio waves

>>11344441
its fucking shit i dont know anyone that eats mcdonalds unless its thursday and they spent all their money. fucking gas station burgers are better

>>11345028
>imagine living in the current year of MMXVIII and not realising that 90% of our discussion platforms are propaganda
>reminder that when Reddit put out a stats post, the "most addicted city" was Elgin Air Force base
>reminder that USAID secretly funded an ENTIRE social media platform in order to politically manipulate people, and in December 2012 it became legal for them to use those same tools on the entire internet indisciminately
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ZunZuneo
>>Contractors funded by USAID "set up a byzantine system of front companies using a Cayman Islands bank account, and recruit[ed] unsuspecting executives who would not be told of the company's ties to the U.S. government,"
>ps modern tinfoil is actually made of aluminium and doesn't block radio waves

I rarely go to McDonald’s, but if I’m drinking with friends and we end up there, I always just get two hamburgers. Shits 69¢ how do they do it?

The regular burger is the only one I don’t find disgusting.

>>11344453
I’d rather just pay the nine cents and not sound like a moron.

>>11345035
agreed, well put

we should all be aware that the politicisation of the term "conspiracy theorist" as a way to dismiss people questioning the official story basically dates back to a CIA memo officially instructing station agents to use their media assets to characterise anybody skeptical of the official story on the JFK assassination as either insane or a Russian agent.

this is a key point to keep in mind for any thread about mcdonalds

>>11345157
>>11345035
>>11345028

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faOUDoRmK_E

I'm loving it.

>>11345157
>this is a key point to keep in mind for any thread about mcdonalds

how do I reproduce the mcdonalds burger within the safety of my own personal compound? since I'm an Ace in the american "threat matrix" card deck faggotry due to my extensive involvement with resurrectionist forces I can't really go to my local mac donaldes, even though I really want to impress girls

I expect that the most important part is getting the bun right, but I also really care about the patty. I remember them being perfectly seasoned and surprisingly juicy.
I don't expect to be able to reproduce the cheese perfectly unless I straight-up raid a McDonalds shipment, which is entirely possible but it seems pretty wasteful overall since I really only need a couple of slices.
I'm thinking I can probably just substitute havarti? I'm not sure if that's ideal but I have some havarti in my fridge and I want to use it.

>>11345234
Stop posting

>>11345236
you'd like that, wouldn't you?

but please, this isn't about the death of the great satan; this is a cooking board. I just want to make juicy patties which remind me of classic mcdonalds (and not the wet cardboard they serve up today)

>>11345244
>you'd like that, wouldn't you?
Yes

>>11345236
That awkward moment where you either have to admit that Al-Qaeda doesn't exist or you have to give them cooking tips.

>>11345266
Enjoy getting v& LARPer

>>11345276
give me the krabby patty secret you piece of shit

>>11345282
"No!"
Seething LARPer

>>11344441
it's a shitty burger, not much to say

>>11344668
looks like american barbeque

>>11345289
Kill yourself anti-McDonalds, propagandist, Elgin Air Force milfag shill.
McDonalds is GOAT

>>11345295
>thinking the american propaganda machine is anti-mcdonalds

>>11345234
It's hard to be a desert revolutionary and just want to eat a burger.

>>11345317
Read the thread you ignorant piece of shit. McDonalds is a cornerstone of American values and (((they))) are trying to undermine that.

>>11345325
I read the thread and I'm baffled how you could possibly think McDonalds is anything but a standard-bearer for the imperial hegemony.

>>11345335
>I'm baffled how you could possibly think McDonalds is anything but a standard-bearer for the imperial hegemony.

>>11345346
correct me if im wrong here but i'm pretty sure mcdonalds pre-dates reddite

>>11345386
You don't.

>>11345390
asdfghjkl

>>11344544
It's the new all natural beef and no bad ingredients craze people are going on about. Who cares if sand made my burger taste as good as I used to?

Love it.

Nothing tastes like McDonald's. No other restaurant can replicate that unique flavor.

>>11345465
I bet they could. The USA didn't even sign off on the geneva conventions.

>>11344441
i usually grab one whenever i feel like a cheap after work bite along side a jr chicken or a bacon cheeseburger dressed like a mac.

>>11345346
The guy in this picture has killed a lot of people in the invisible war and only posed in front of this banner/with this card ironically to show that he can stand in the belly of the beast without fear.

>>11344668
It's time to switch to Wendy's Shane.

does anyone like to eat the outer edge of their cheeseburgers first so they can end their meal with a final bite of concentrated pickle and onion?

>all the mcdonalds near me never put salt and pepper on their patties
>when you find that one mcdonalds that does and notice what you've been missing your entire life
I don't know what it is. I like McDoubles with that shitty onion flavor and the way all the processed flavors come together, but as soon as you bite into a McDouble that has their burger seasoning on it it completely blows me the fuck away. It's like that super secret ingredient that brings everything up to another god damn level.

It's a shame that it's rare as fuck.

>>11345477
I will until I get my 60 days worth of McDonalds meal vouchers in the mail then I'll be in heaven again. McDonalds corporate said they're sending a representative to investigate my claims and take immediate disciplinary action against the "people" who were bullying me including the management so things are looking up.

>>11345234
Please somebody see past the dripping irony and answer this question because I would also like to know how to copycat this shit

>>11345490
Do you really think some autist on /ck/ has McDonald's industry secrets to help you recreate a burger? If it's not available via googling it's not available here either.

>>11345494
>Do you really think some autist on /ck/ has McDonald's industry secrets
Yes?
Massive state secrets have been dropped on 4cham. It's not like we're talking about the wu-tang secret or the coke recipe.

>>11345507
You're delusional

>>11345509

It's mostly just bread. Like most of their sandwiches.

>>11345509
who could possibly be behind this McPost?

>>11345521
The sugar-buns do a lot of work but I think the moist-ass cheese and dry-ass patties are meant to synergise.

>>11345490
>Mince meat a grade below dog food with some horse meat in there
> Sesame seed bun with tons of sodium benzoate and calcium priopinate
>Ketchup and mayo mixed together
>Fuck loads of diced raw onions
Wa la

>>11345597
Forgot about the cheese plain American cheese with twice the amount of cellulose gum as even the cheapest brand of cheese

>>11345474
>The guy in this picture has killed a lot of people
Sperms in a tissue are only potential people.

>>11345600
Where do I get this evil cheese? It's tasty.

>>11345611
You understand that delta force has been hunting this dude for years, right?

>>11345346
The fucking arrogance it takes to just waltz into a comic-con when you're one of the most wanted enemies of the state on Earth; I'm awestruck.

>>11345346
>Just totally innocently posting a guy who the CIA have been chasing for 10 years in a McQaeda thread.
For me, it's the McChicken.

>>11344665
Anon I dont mean to be an asshole but maybe it's time to cut down on the fast food if the employees are bullying you

>>11344967
That guy in the back got his money's worth.

>>11345295
i love how non-emotional your response was to my factual statement.

>>11345876
CIA posters have terrible aim.

>>11345742
i think at the point where you're buying a burger, taking it home, putting it under your grill until it's black, putting it back into the wrapping paper and getting back into your car in order to take a photo so you can post it on an imageboard, you might be seriously obsessed

or alternatively, you're single-handedly fighting a corporate dragon using any weapon available to you, and I wish you all luck and righteous speed