/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm gay by the way, if it matters.

Japanes is the blandest shit on the planet. White people just like it because a lot of it is fried and it's the only cuisine blander than their own.

>>11335541
You've not tried Faroese food. Hope you like year-old rotten mutton.

i hate a lot of thai. half of it is trash.

>>11335546
I'm of Faroese heritage and I would agree after reading about it.

>>11335541
Is that nutraloaf?
Also literal trash is a staple food in the Philippines. So yeah I'd say it's the worst.

They are always making fishhead soup somewhere.

>>11335541
Maybe

Idk

Brat

Wurst

LMAO

French then German. USA#1

Korean, probably. Good bbq meats but that's about it.

>>11335541
dude, can't be arsed to screencap it but right now there's a thread next to yours about africans making burgers out of dead mosquitoes. pretty sure that gives them the edge over the flips.

>>11335617

lol

>>11335541

As a seasoned SE Asian traveller, I have to admit that while the LBFM's in the P.I. were first rate, the cuisine was, indeed, horrible. I think I ate bat once,although it could have been rat meat.

>>11335593
>not liking bratwurst

cringe

>>11335541

>>11335541
British. Vampires can't cook.

Soul Food. It's just southern food, but with two to three times the sodium, fat and sugar.

Probably something out of central Africa (Northern Africa gets pretty bad the further East you go), or one of those countries in Eastern Europe who had all their culture wiped out by Communism.

>>11335812
Ayo nigga lemme get a lil mo o dat red sheeit, I ain't get none

>>11335544
Absolutely Based.

>>11335643
Dumbass

when you take economy into account, and consider what they actually have available to cook with, probably british. bong cuisine hasn't evolved since ww2 rationing

>>11335541
What the fuck is that?

>>11335541
Successful Filipino food is all western, look at Jollibee, it's all burgers, pasta, hot dogs and pastries. I've eaten many Filipino dishes, including more "authentic" foods. Although not exclusive to the Philippines, adobo is one of my favorite dishes. Ox tail soup is a close runner up

>>11335932
It is a pwan dan (that's how we pronounce it, no idea how to write it in english). It is a cake made out of vegetables and crab. OP is a faggot, they taste delicious.

>>11335950
On what province/region is that being sold? Seems interesting.

>>11335957
Basilian

>>11335950
>>11335969
I fucked up, I wasn't aware that the filipines used our alphabet. I'm going to spread misinformation in another thread. Bye!

>>11335977
lol

>>11335901
I'd say flips still win, they live in SEA, on islands, and were colonized by Spain (by way of Mexico), China, and the USA. They have all the factors necessary to make good food and yet their food is atrociously bad.

>>11335947
So again, the only good foods they have are foods stolen from others.

Facebook and pinterest food. I hate the things suburban moms make so, so much. Orange soda cake with gelatin filling, root beer cake with root beer candy icing, "french toast and pepper omelette" in a baking dish. Not one conventional food at any of their parties, not even at their weddings. It was embarassing (and quite disgusting). There wasn't even plain chocolate cake or brand soda. There was carbonated witchcraft, I don't know what it was except it gave me a stomach ache. But they had alcohol and plenty of it, even around kids. And their howling screams like they're trying so hard to be young again. Linda, please stop and act your age.

>>11335778
That looks good though

>>11335947
>adobo is one of my favorite dishes.

Very Spanish-influenced dish.

> Ox tail soup is a close runner up

Very southern Chinese dish.

>>11335545
that's because only nips and euros can in fact cook.
Ethnic foods are drenched in spice to mask low quality produce and streetshitting hand smell.

>>11335812
eastern euro foods are better tasting and hardier than western euro foods, by a longshot

>>11336903

That would make sense considering the Philippines were under Spain's rule for 333 years. Adobo and lumpia are amazing.

>>11336929
Is that why non-white food is eaten so much in Euroshit and Americunt countries? Meanwhile the reverse happens much less.

>>11335541
I'm not sure if shrimp paste is just a flip thing but my ex flip GF got me some and got'dam that shit is pure umami and delicious. Lot of salt though.

As far as good flip foods adobo chicken is really good. That's all I'd write home about.

>meme answers everywhere
>bland food at worst, nothing that'll actively try to kill you

y'all niggers

>>11335541
anything with garlic

>>11335541
Anything from the British isles.

>>11337465
>>11337474
[Fish]
[Hook]

>>11337514
Here have some delicious Stargazy Pie if you like British food so much.

>>11337528
>Cornwall
>British

>>11335987
>they have all these places where they can take influence from
>actually does incorporate it into their cuisine
>lol stealing is bad

>>11337528
>fish heads hanging off the edge so their oils don't flavor the pie

>>11336983
>burger
>pizza
>döner
>bratwurst
>schnitzel
>hot dog
>fries
>pasta

all very loved and eaten frequently.

>>11338171
Being influenced by and straight up copying are not the same thing, that should be pretty obvious.

>>11335545

t. Haitian mudcake cook

>>11338490
the nigcooks never have a response for this one. too busy mixing poop and curry i guess

>>11338490
>döner
>white
I see what yoh did there you fucking roach

>>11335541
Anything with coconut or coconut milk in it. Fucking gross.

>>11339743
>hating on curry
unbased

>>11335545
>and it's the only cuisine blander than their own.
Nah that's British "food"

>>11335541
>>11335606

>>11335545
You're not wrong. Their desserts in particular are bland, tasteless garbage which is a shame considering they have the aesthetics down. Might be due to their shit-tier milk and butter, or likely just incompetence.

>>11335541
Anglo boiled food

>>11339743
bad opinion

>>11335541
Bushman in Africa or Australia
Sandy rat meat with no seasoning

>>11335541
Turkish. Unimaginative, pedestrian, overspiced garbage.

>>11335545
I'm sure the gyuudon you got at yoshinoya was representative of all Japanese food, my dark skinned poster friend.

>>11339729 i actually mean it iunironically. it was invented in germany.

As a Pole, I'd say Polish cuisine is pretty damn awful.

The thing is, if you just eat perogies from time to time or eat a schnitzel, you'll think it's pretty damn tasty. In reality, if you were to eat it on a daily basis, it's just bland potatoes, unseasoned meat, and cabbage in one form or another. It's really boring food, few herbs, pretty much no spices used, very little variety in ingredients...

>>11335541
lumpias are delicious fuck you

>>11337166
Tastes like heaven smells like hell

>>11336929
Lmao parroting this same bullshit every time. Fucking low IQ NPCs don't know their shit grocery stores carry old ass glued together meat.

>>11335544
Enjoy ban

>>11335544
Ecks dee
Gottem

>>11340416
Stop encouraging him faggot

>>11339947
Man both of my great grandparents on my father's side were from Poland (I'm an Amerilard) and I love Golumpkis, Kielbasa, and all that good stuff but I think I can totally see where you're coming from with that statement. Got any polish hidden gems of a meal I should look up?

>>11339805
Asian desserts are uniformly inferior because they don't use dairy products. What are you talking about?

>>11340629
Yeah of course there are plenty of hidden gems. Except I haven't eaten them in years cause no one other than grandmas make them, and my grandma is now too old to cook (she's 96).

A few favourites:
>Kartacze - potato dumplings with a meat filling: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cepelinai
>Kluski Slaskie - Silesian potato dumplings gmade with mashed potatoes and potato starch. They're super soft and pillowy when cooked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silesian_dumplings
>Racuchy - crunchy pancakes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racuchy

If you go to Poland itself, there's a few things I can recommend, it will not be the same abroad. First the breads, they bake amazing breads in Poland, something you can't find here in North America, even in Polish delis. It's the flour as far as I know. Also amazing pastries and desserts. The sweets in Poland are just amazing, if you ever go, ask around for a recommended bakery and buy some eclairs or whatever pastry with cream that looks good. The waffles (gofry) are usually pretty good, as are the crapes. If you go in the fall there are a lot of dishes served with wild mushrooms, Poles have an obsession with mushroom picking. In the mountains they make a famous smoked cheese called oscypek, it's worth trying if you like cheese.

>>11335541
Dutch East Indies food

Filipino food is garbage
No vegetables no fruit no herbs no spices
Garbage

>>11335545
Seconded. It's only praised/defended that much because so many people are closeted weebs.

>>11336660
god yeah i hate suburban mum food, when i'd go to friend's houses as a kid i was served things like cucumber on stale lukewarm pizza, unseasoned chicken and just straight up kale with some plain olive oil.

>>11335545
Have you ever been to japan and had the food there? Bc i have, and you seem retarded to me (and i am neither a weeb nor asian).

>>11335541
Indian, anything from Africa that doesn't speak arabic, UMA DELICIA and those faggits in the Americas that do not speak Spanish nor English.

Also Sweden with their autistic smelly sardines; I'm a sardine enthusiast and I wouldn't dare to eat their shit.

>>11335541
Milkfish. It was good, but there was so little actual meat on it and there was a lot of bones to boot. Plus I hate using my fingers. Don’t get me wrong- the fish was damn good, but I basically ordered fried rice and and eggs with a side of fish, which is a shame because it was amazing.

lmao

>>11335801
and another sheep falls for the "english food is bad" meme

>>11335545
Other than Katsu what is fried?
It’s literally simplistic food usually topped with some sugary sauce. Or they play around with textures a lot

>>11340697
>Kluski Slaskie
That is the most stereotypically Polish thing I have ever heard.
Like if the muppets had a Polish chef, that would be his catchphrase.

>>11335545
fpwp

>>11335547
>>11335541
>>11335545
>4 posts in
>already Thai, Jap, and flilipono food have been put forth as the "worst food on planet earth"

Yall need some perspective baka

>>11335812
>Northern Africa gets pretty bad the further East you go
Does this statement include Egypt

>>11343342
Kek. Egypt was the main thing I was thinking of when I made that statement.

Based look at all the weeb butthurt you provoked
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>>11336929
>>11339781
>>11339859
>>11340875
>>11342148
>>11342911

>>11335541
probably norwegian or something
rotten fish and mutton stew

>>11339781
Japanese food is unironically british or german tier. The only difference is it's better presented which is more than enough to trick faggots, women and weebs into thinking it's good

>>11343420
This
>gets served gooey rice, raw fish and seaweed
>OMG SO CUUTE ITS SHAPED LIKE A ROLL
It's like the brains of people here are wired like a female's, probably explain why they can't take criticism and are so passive-aggresive all the time

Anything served in a school/university canteen. Using leftover baguettes from breakfast as ‘French pizzas’ is not innovative, it is lazy.

>>11343471
My middle school served bread rolls with pizza toppings on as pizza

>>11342214
Not only that but in Polish it's spelled: KLUSKI ŚLĄSKIE.

The second word is quite a tongue twister for foreigners. You can hear the way it's pronounced at the beginning of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eOEont7h20

>>11335541
i agree with you op fucking peanut butter and chicken do not go together

Not a single post in regards to American based food. I'm pretty fucking shocked honestly. We did it boys. We won.

>>11340636
For SEA, it's mostly that they've had access to fruits year-round.

>>11342148
tempura

>>11344151
jizzbiscuits, my favorite!

>>11344294
I'll make you a fresh batch if you ask nicely.

American food

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>>11344557
What's this shit?

>>11344572
Spam; what did you think it was?

>>11344556
Too late. We won. Thread over.

>>11337465
Your bait needs more garlic.

>>11335541
Surströmming

>>11345095
this

Food administration rules

Due to being made from herring from the Baltic sea, surströmming today contains higher levels of dioxins and PCBs than permitted in the EU. Sweden was granted exceptions to these rules from 2002 to 2011, and a renewal of the exceptions was then applied for. Producers have said that if the application is denied they will only be allowed to use herring less than 17 centimeters long, which contain lower levels, which will affect the availability of herring.[15]
Airline bans

In April 2006, several major airlines (such as Air France and British Airways) banned the fish, claiming that the pressurised cans of fish are potentially explosive. The sale of the fish was subsequently discontinued in Stockholm's international airport. Those who produce the fish have called the airlines' decision "culturally illiterate", claiming that it is a "myth that the tinned fish can explode".[11]
German eviction
In 1981, a German landlord evicted a tenant without notice after the tenant spread surströmming brine in the apartment building's stairwell. When the landlord was taken to court, the court ruled that the termination was justified when the landlord's party demonstrated their case by opening a can inside the courtroom. The court concluded that it "had convinced itself that the disgusting smell of the fish brine far exceeded the degree that fellow-tenants in the building could be expected to tolerate

Portuguese food. You can only eat so much bacalao and chorizo before it gets gross.

>>11344637
Thought that was a guy giving a massive browneye from the thumbnail.

>>11339743
i use to think that until i ate ginataang kalabasa

>>11335541
Flip food ain't that bad, sure it's lackluster compared to it's neighbors but if you actually went there and found some good cooks then there are some interesting flavor profiles/dishes. Honestly i'd vote for nordic/slav/much of africa to be the worst cuisines.

Speaking as a finn, definitely scandi food

>>11335548
>muh heritage

Have you ever eaten Indian food yeah bring a sandwich

>>11339947
Speaking as someone with no polish blood whatsoever, bigos is pretty fuckin good

>>11335617
>Africans
They'd have to actually have food to be in the running here

>>11336660
Only correct answer iit.

Those top-down, quick edit Buzzfeed tier """cooking""" videos are always absolute trash. I'd rather have the most unseasoned Siberian peasant food than that shit.

>>11335541
The worst food on the planet is a hot dog from a New York street vendor

>>11338490
>Italians
>white
>Germans
>white

>>11347958
Yeah.

>>11347657
Unironically this. Halal carts are the epitome of human filth disguised as "welcoming urban diversity".

>>11335541
>not a single post about either Americas aside from over the top American food
feels good being on the winning continents