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cooking deconstructed.

also, i want to know this woman in the biblical sense, regardless of consent.

>> No.11338277

>>11338214
I just saw this and could only think how a retarded child could come up with a better name for a show

>> No.11338288
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11338288

>>11338277
its the name of her book

how many cook books have you written, retard?

>> No.11338289

>>11338214
Quit shilling this garbage, you cancerous piece of filth.

>> No.11338297

>>11338288
I believe I wrote one in second grade actually.

>> No.11338299

>>11338288
>trying to charge people for "cook books" like it's the early 1900's still and the internet doesn't even exist
I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?

>> No.11338307

>>11338288
>noserat

>> No.11338360

>>11338214
thats one manly looking dude

>> No.11338372

>>11338299
A thematically cohesive cookbook has certain advantages over blogposts.

>> No.11338405

>>11338214
>implying

>> No.11338892

>salt
just put it on food

boom, you're a salt master.

>> No.11338969

>>11338372
This. A good cookbook is worth it. Can you not afford a book?

>> No.11338989

>>11338214
> Looks like a Jew
> Name is Nose Rat
Wew. Wiki says it's Iranian, but yes it's also a "woman" and has a partner. Think I've seen her on Eater, she might be the dyke who bangs some blonde chef dyke? Or might not be, that might be another ugly Semite. Either way women in service industry jobs are fucked. Either whores or dykes.

>> No.11338997

>>11338289
Op prolly didnt even see the thread i started the other day.
Why u mad?

>> No.11339060

>>11338969
I can't read.

>> No.11339087

>>11338989
Lol I'm a lesbian and I have always had a thing for butcher women.

>> No.11339303

>>11339087
hahaha no one cares

>> No.11339314

>>11338288
oh. She named her stupid book a stupid title. I guess that makes it not stupid that she gave her stupid show the same stupid title.

>> No.11339364

Just watched ep 1 because of this thread. The only thing Netflix does well is the cinematography on their cooking shows. Not bad, but obnoxious how everything she ate waas 'le best thing ever!'
I kind of cringed when she started crying because of eating cheese, give me a break.

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11340080

Nope.

>> No.11340088

>>11339314
>title succinctly describing underlying concept of entire book
>stupid

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11340233

>>11338277
>>11338288
She basically ripped off the bestseller "Flower Water Salt Yeast. I would send that bish a Cease and Desist, and if she refuses sue her a$$ for damages.

>> No.11340424

>>11340080
lmao

>> No.11340908

>>11338214
I'm watching this rn just because of this thread

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11340923

>>11340233
are you actually fucking retarded ?

>> No.11340930

>>11340908
You fell for the shilling. Grats

>> No.11340936

>>11339364
I agree. Also the constant laughter. also I get people are passionate about thier local cuisine but it’s a bit much after a while.

>yes our corn tortillas are the best in the world, like beautiful music, waves crashing into the beach, the driving force of nature that moves from summer to winter and back again, like the laughter of a child and the wisdom of an elder

Just stfu and cook

>> No.11340945

>>11340930
They deposited $0.02 into my back account for that post

>> No.11340948

>>11340233
>Flower

>> No.11340968

she was flirting heavily with the mexican cook, it was honestly hot

>> No.11340979

>>11338969
>>11338372
>want to make dish
>have to find big ass book
>have to search through for a recipe
>have to find space for big ass book in kitchen
>spill something on book
>no more book
Versus
>google recipe on phone
>instant results with ratings and comments
>phone is small and compact, put nust about anywhere
>spill shit on phone
>wipe it off and keep going

Cookbooks and phonebooks only in my house. I also type strictly on a typewriter and only listen to vinyl

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11341976

>>11338372
Based and redpilled.

All these flyover niggers in cramped hoarder style trailers can't comprehend such concepts, let alone how to operate a book.

>> No.11342390

>>11339303
Haha you wash dishes or chop onions

>> No.11342400

>>11340979
I like having some cookbooks for inspiration. Jacque Pepin is great for that. Anthony bourdain’s Les Halles cookbook is as fun to read as the recipes are delicious.

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11342405

>>11341976
>operate a book
>operate

>> No.11342428

>>11342405
Why even bother replying if that's the best comeback you have?

>> No.11342607

>>11340968
how was she flirting? i didnt see the episode yet

did she drop a spatula between his legs, go "oops" and bent over to get it while putting her mouth all over his crotch?

>> No.11343080

>>11342607
well, there was a lot of laughing and eyeing between the two, it is kind of obvious when you see it, wait for the time when they are making a dessert

>> No.11343162

>>11340979
>he doesn't just sit and read a cook book page by page like a novel
Wew lad.

>> No.11343179

>>11343162
this.

Not to mention the great problem with google: there's no barrier to entry on the intarwebs, so most of the recipes suck ballsack, and are reviewed by morons. Neither the recipes nor the reviews are trustworthy.

>> No.11343261

>>11342390
>>>11339303
>Haha you wash dishes or chop onions

SICK BURN!!!