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11338217 No.11338217 [Reply] [Original]

You have thirty seconds to tell me a great recipe for something delicious. If you dont, your dick falls off in a chili pot

>> No.11338290
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It's not like I'm going to be using my dick anyways. Eat shit, OP.

>> No.11338320

>>11338217
spicy korean noodles
salty feta
water

wa la

>> No.11338386

>>11338217
>1 cup chicken stock
>half cup white wine
>reduce
>stir in mexican crema (creme fraiche if you're rich)
>keep stirring
wa la, a chickeny, thin cream sauce

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>>11338217
Blue cheese sauce sautée gnocchis
Cook some gnocchis, get some butter bubbling in a pan and finish them ( with a light brown crust on the sides)
Make some blue cheese sauce and before your sauce is done, throw it in your pan to reduce it as much as you want.
Blue cheese gnocchis are far better than any other sauces.

>> No.11338440

Pancake mix.
Shaved chocolate.
A little poopoo.
An enemy.
Bone appetites muy friendo

>> No.11338442

>>11338217
Bread
PB
Sambal badjak
Combine and consume

>> No.11338476

>>11338217
>thinly slice metric fuckton of garlic cloves
>put in pot, cover with olive oil
>cook over low heat until slightly golden, takes like an hour
>put garlic and oil on any pasta you have around
>leave in fridge overnight for best results

It's braindead easy, but one of the best-tasting meals there ever was

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>>11338217
Phew-mr snicklefritz is safe for now

>> No.11338503

>>11338217
>If you dont, your dick falls off
Jokes on you anon, I always wanted to be a woman.

>> No.11339129

>>11338498
?

>> No.11339136

>>11338217
dick chili

>> No.11339150

>>11339129
Haha made you read

>> No.11339154

>>11339150
EAT MY COCK...... FAGGOT!

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>>11339129
Do not worry fren

>> No.11339158

>>11338217
you can try a turkey heh

>> No.11339161

>>11338498
Huh?

>> No.11339173

>>11338217
>cooking wholesome meaty chili
>genitals fall into pot
>"i guess i should add beans to this"

And that's how "chili with beans" became a thing.

>> No.11339213

>>11339173
>And that's how "chili with beans" became a thing.
more like "Chili With Benis"

>> No.11339229

>>11338217
go straight to hell

>> No.11339258

gnocchi
>peel and boil potatoes
>mash that shit
>strain well and toss in some flour until it's kind of like dough, but don't put in too much ya cunt
>let it rest for about 15-20 minutes so the flour gets hydrated from the potato shit
>separate pieces of dough, roll them out into strands, and cut them into little "pillows"
>roll each pillow on your surface using your fingertips to make a curvy dealy to maximize surface area
> put finished pillows on a well-floured cutting board, that shit sticks real easy
>cook in boiling salted water for a couple minutes, they'll puff up and rise to the top if you didn't fuck up
>finish cooking in sauce for another minute or whatever

wally bally boo