/ck/ - Food & Cooking

how much that cost you? I wont call it shit but say you have different standards

>>11327228
just be honest bro, its shit

What is this dish called? Heart attack in a box?

>>11327225
Look like a shitty poutine.

>>11327228
£2.60
>>11327242
Cheesy chips

>>11327248
>Cheesy chips
'ate curries
'ate kebabs
'ate poyzzas
'ate mcdunnoods

love oasis, love cheesy chips, love engurland.

.t

>>11327225
It does seem like it's laying on the sidewalk, exactly where also the shit lays in the UK.

>>11327257
Simple as

>be portuguese
>live in England
>tell brits this shit is weird
>"nah mate it's well good, ya gotta try chip butty with well soggy fat chips mate!"
Why would you even bother putting a side-dish inside bread? At least shove some bacon or pulled pork into it ffs...

>>11327366
I can tell you've never tried it, because it makes sense when you do. I'm not sure about the "soggy" part, though. You don't want them soggy. That would spoil the experience.

>>11327369
I've never tried it because
>brits are only able to make oil filled non crunchy chips
>bread is bad fot /fit/
>butter is bad for /fit/
>ketchup is bad for /fit/
Also, I'm not paying more than 50p for chips on bread.

>>11327626
So your only informed comment is that it doesn't fit your workout routine, which is not relevant to this board.

>>11327630
I can tell you're brit, since you're too stupid to be able to read.

>>11327366
lmao they just put fucking fried potatoes on wonder bread you might as well eat sand

>>11327257
blur > oasis

>>11327653
When I said that to them they replied with "nah mate ya got the butter and ketchup!"
Also, after saying it's weird, they said that it's weird that I eat snails and probably dogs and cats (in Portugal).

PAHK LOIF

>>11327638
Catch yourself on wee son

breakfast is served

>>11327225
God I mean it's good on occasion, but there's nothing "cuisine" about chips 'n' cheese, is there. Good showing. Could use a bit more cheese. Having tried both, poutine is the better version.

>>11327653
I bet you've never even had a crisp butty you sodomite

>he doesn't like a butty butty

>>11327225
Poutine is Canadian.

>>11328191
Easy there, Jamal

>>11328228
Quiet colonial

>>11327225
hey j/w if you could post a bigger pic for me ?

Why did the thread stop? We need to keep reminding brits that their dishes are miserable.

>>11327366
>Moortugal criticising plebian sandwiches

>>11327248
>£2.60
Not bad but it'd probably stop my heart

>>11327626
>butter is bad for /fit/
Never gonna make it

>>11327225
Well that's certainly better than putting cheezit sauce on top

>>11327225
I’m gay btw. Don’t know if that matters

>>11327225
do you have a loicense for that cheese?

>>11327626
I much prefer juicy fries to dry fries

>>11328213
The white is the pudding.

>>11327225
>British cusine is shi...
BARF

>>11327225
-t

>>11327225
what kind of cheese is that?

>>11327366
Not saying that I approve of chip sandwiches, but "put pork in it" is the most stereotypical thing an iberianfag can suggest to improve a dish

>>11327626
I can tell you're dyel or skinnyfat retard on memeshit.

>>11329065
dick

>>11327626
>butter is bad for /fit/
retard detected

>>11329114
Why is butter great for you? Is because youtube chiropractors like Eric Berg are telling you it's good for you?

>>11329121
Well, fat certainly isn't bad for you and I trust butter more than I trust margarine (shit be upon it).

>>11327225
>calls French Canadian cuisine british
????

>>11329121
Why don't you learn about fats dumb shitskin. Lets start with saturated fats and you can go from there. Okay? Stupid dumb fuckistan.

>>11328224
>>11329138
thats not poutine retards

>>11329146
>fatty is asshurt because he's being reminded that gorging on butter coffee won't help him lose weight
If you weren't talking out of your ass, you'd know about the difference in quality between sat. fats from plant sources and sat. fats from animal sources.

>>11329172
Post body dyel faggot. Oh wait you're a woman. Typical retard

>>11329179
Please proceed drinking your butter.

>>11329200
Yeah I thought so you dumb faggot.
Keep doing cardio and keto, you're looking "great" faggot. Be sure to avoid the scary carbs and butter.
Dyel weak faggot Im going to fucking kill you and wear your face as I fuck your mothers headless corpse

>>11329214
Keto doesn't avoid butter, idiot

>>11329229
Why dont you read your first comment in the thread faggot i already see who pays the internet bill

I'll never forget my first time in Cardiff, after a boozin' night out we found ourselves down 'Chip alley', where skanks stumbled along, and men puked outside the shitty 5 guys.

There was this shitty kebob shack selling gravy and chips and some dude was outside trying to gobble them down and stand still, on top of it was just two boiled hot dogs, one of them fell off on the ground, the dude stood there for a bit then leaned over to pick it up, on his way down the other fell off. He scrambled to gather them up, finally scooped em back on his goopy pile of soggy potatoes and ate the hot dogs. disgusting.

>>11329233
that wasn't even me, lad

>>11327225
In the US we have exactly these but with chili too so it tastes better
Fucking britbongs think their shit is unique

>>11327225
the US has cheese fries too you know
usually has some bacon sprinkled on top too

>>11329326
Oh. Well then I'm not going to harm you. My condolences. I apologize for the behavior.

>>11328871
>he criticises a whole country's cuisine based on a city's dish
Woah there buddy!
>>11328984
Please enlighten me. How many competitive bodybuilders and powerlifters have you seen that eat butter on a daily basis? And who?
>>11329103
I'm neither and I bet I can squat more than you, even with a fucked knee.
>>11329114
How is saturated fat good for you, then? Next you're going to say that milk is good for bones or some shit, I bet, when humans are the only mammals that keep on drinking milk when grown up.
>>11329264
Sounds like the normal average life of a brit.

>>11329428
>bitter person: the post

>>11329435
>Typical dyel britbong, the post

>>11329438
not British, angry retard

>>11329428
Post body

>>11329441
Your way of writing, being very agressive, implies it. What are you trying to prove?
>>11329443
You just revealed that you're the dyel here, since you don't even have the mental capability of understanding that strengh and body composition have very little to do with eachother. I mainly train for strengh, therefore I don't focus on muscle build.

>>11327225
Do you have a loicense for that cheesy chips m8?

>>11329453
Dumb fatass. Just shut up. It's clear you don't know jack shit about anything. Delusional fat fuck.
Post body or don't reply. Fatboy. Titty boy. 1pl8 boy. Weak ass bitch.

>>11329428
>dyel on full damage control
Oh I am laffin

>>11329467
>Dumb fatass.
185cm, 75Kg
>>11329467
>1pl8 boy
140Kg squat, 100Kg bench, 155Kg DL
It sounds to me like you're the dyel here, considering all that rage. Did you know that stress is one of the worst things for progress?
>>11329478
Please refrain from posting shit idols.

>>11329428
>How is saturated fat good for you, then?
Any fat that is naturally occurring is technically saturated. Even tropical fats. using saturated fats wisely is the key, either go full out keto, mix with well balanced meals, or just cut back on them. You can't escape them to be honest, because humans need it to live, it's controls all sorts of hormone growth, not to mention it's calorie dense perfect for certain people and situations.

>>11329503
>humans need it to live
I didn't touch them for 1 year and half, did a checkup and everything was good. What's your point?

>>11329503
>Any fat that is naturally occurring is technically saturated

you're a retard

>>11329496
>anime
>those stats

Brainlet. Still too embarrassed to show your body huh.

>>11327366
>Literally c. 5 national dishes
Non-countries like you don't deserve to complain.

>>11329563
show yours fag

>>11329548
prove me wrong fagget.
>>11329511
Yea with a modern supplemented western diet you did, I also guarantee you ate avocados, nuts and the like. Like vegans saying they live fine. No they don't, they survive off expensive bullshit.

>>11329496
>refrain from posting shit idols
No u

>>11327225
this is britcucks stealing quebec cuisine

>>11327225
>emmental cheese

Fatboy fatboy fatboy show us your titties fatboy

in my native language, "brit" is synonymous with "honorless dog that has no faith in god the almighty".

>>11327369
>it makes sense when you do
No it don't you dumb slag

>>11327225
>sunshine teeth trying to steal quebec cuisine
fuck off br*ts

>>11329153
Poutine is literally British anyway, so lol at them.

>>11329511
Your cell membranes are made up of saturated fat you mongoloid.

>>11327225
Looks like poutine with down syndrome.

>>11327366
>England
>Pork
That's haram

>>11327656
Pulp >>>>>>>>> Blur > Ogaysis Beatles cover band

England is objectively the greatest country on earth.

God bless the queen.

>>11329366
I’ll kick your face in.

>>11331335
you're alright anon

>>11331335
>>11327656

radiohead > all

>>11330252

I've never had poutine, but isn't that different? Like it's cheese curds or something?

I always kinda assumed it was something like mild cream cheese or some shit.

>>11327225
that every post after OP wasn't

>t.

is rather disappointing. You've all failed me

>>11331584
haha epic

>>11329005
Lucky i like both

>>11329264
Cardiff is in Wales

>>11331355
Whatever dude you won’t do anything your like that skinny kid that says he’s gonna kick your ass anyways I’m not replying to you anymore

>>11329698
Look it up tard google is a couple clicks away did you fail high school health? Unsaturated fats is what you need

>>11332472
and wales is in britain

>>11329264
>trash food for drunks is trash
shocker

>you are not eating cheesy chips right now

>>11329698
Ya know that avocados and nuts both primarily contain unsaturated days. Oils are pretty much entirely unsaturated fats.

I'm surprised you made the claim that all natural fats are "technically" saturated. I don't think you even know what saturated means on the context of fatty acids

>>11327257
>love oasis
I'd rather see the lower class dole scum like you deported before any immigrant

>>11327225
muslims will defend this

>>11333202
DOWNT LUCK BACK IN ANGEH
ERD U SAY

>>11327225
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2018/10/12/uk-calorie-cap-pizzas-burgers-soup/

OY, you got a license for those excess calories?

>>11327225
Looks like disgusting soggy factory frozen fries with the chef's load on it

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with the brits

>>11327225
that's a canadian dish, though, you fucking faggot.

>>11327225
Bongs don't have "cuisine", just fodder.

British food is about finding ways to ingest lard without being sick

>>11333533
you're a fucking idiot

it's an opt-in program and the government has made no indication that they would make it mandatory if restaurants don't sign up.

More than likely they'll offer incentives to companies that do comply.

stop reading breitbart.

>>11333533

>Not only reads Breitbart but believes it

Does your brain hurt from thinking often?

>>11333533
Oh fuck, there are apes that can type who really believe Breitbart. God help us, it's worse than I thought.

>>11329478
>>11329496
Maki is made for Nico

>>11334271
>A mandatory opt in program

Theresa May is literally worse than Hitler

>>11334575
Nico is made for my bbc

>>11327684
Beans is breakfast? Where?

I don't get how brits can claim to have any room to shit on other people when they literally eat bread sandwiches.

>>11327684
cool

>>11336390
They don’t.

>>11331557
>Radiohead are britpop
>>11333202
This. Oasis are chav footie hoolie shit.

>>11336390
>I don't get how brits can claim to have any room to shit on other people when they literally eat bread sandwiches.
It’s precisely because of retarded comments like this we shit on you.

>>11337119
Wow you sure showed him!